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Breakfast in America

VOTE 5

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In the style of user: letsago.

bobwhite

Rock out with your cock out. vote for me

So recently, max went online (for some reason) and started a cleanup. All of the users and sites in the deletion queue were deleted (as always,) but that wasn't all. Those users who would spam those elephant feces sites are banned, as well as many others. In total, as far as I know, five people were hit. AngryNerd, who started Dried Poop Crust, Raw Eggs, and Mechanical Weiner was banned, as well as all of the accounts from JungleExplorer, meaning that JungleExplorer, MotherfuckerMike, and the other alts are gone. Note that the original creator of the fad, Cinemassacre, wasn't hit. Personally, I think that AngryNerd could've been spared, as he at least has some interesting sites, but the banning of the rest was definitely justified. Then, Toshiba's account is also gone. If you don't know, Toshiba was a user who was VERY anti-elephant feces. Yet... He still got hit. Maybe Toshiba was just a troll created by JungleExplorer? It would explain why, despite supposedly hating elephant feces, he never once downvoted any of their sites. In fact, he never voted on ANY site. Maybe it just has to do with the fact that he was practically begging for sponsorships on his sites? He ended up actually never getting a sponsorship, but who knows. Lastly, Redblade7 was banned for "terrorism". Then there's MyPostingPlace, aka Santa-Bot, who also is gone. The thing is... I think that it was voluntary? There is this thing in the chat where "Ruby" says that sacrificing their account is worth it if others get banned. I think that's MPP? Or maybe the account was down for posting NSFW images in the preview? I dunno. (chat thing is here https://image.ibb.co/dhR33y/Screen_shot_2018_05_14_at_10_58_22_PM.png) If any other users got hit, please comment detailing who and possibly why.

elephant-is-down

yes yes

Vote 5, please.

deadspace2

DS2

Vote 5, please.

gunnerwright

DS2

MEGAMAN VOTES 5 TO BEAT THE NEXT BOSS WHICH IS ALSO WHAT YOU SHOULD DO

vote5man

UnFIVEted

Obligatory "Vote 5"

unsatisfying

The only surviving Special Recordings Kmart In-store music of 1973. Song begins at 36:37

10 years later, the Star Wars hero Obi-Wan Kenobi runs again

kenobi2018

Kenobi

To add or not to add...that is the question. Or _a_ question...

urbanvoting2018

nyan.cat

vote 5

hitlerhad1testicle

Krusty Krab Pizza

Senator John McCain votes no on the Obamacare repeal.

johnmccainno

Darth Vader, Star Wars Episode III

#1 but Vote 5

rikersthemesong

...

NOW WITH UPDATED AUDIO HAR HAR

justonestareverything

coldplay

Vote 5!

unclefester

NES- Fester's Quest

VOTE 5!

shedontusejelly

Locke5 singing She Don't Use Jelly (badly)

Vote 5!

randynewmansputin

Randy Newman- Putin

Vote 5!

hardtoexplain

The Strokes- Hard to Explain

VOTE 5!

microphonetmndzeldarap

me

Vote 5!

finalcall

Mario 64

faggot

googlefaggot

he is the google halliburton disney representative. fake media whore google fag so the music suits him. i didnt take it from the source i took it from another site i watched, not that faggoty one. i voted one on it, but i put the source.

teh antichrist cometh! For the record I'm mostly indifferent about Trump. I think he'll be a terrible president, but I didn't think Clinton would be any better. I just thought this would be fun to edit, plus I wanted to have an excuse to make another site with Ghost in it. So vote 1 or 5 or however the hell you felt about the site. ;)

presidentdonald

Ghost - Infestissumam/Per Aspera Ad Inferi

LOL!

forthcoming

VOTErhymtics - Sweet Votes (Are Made of 5s)

Bernie Sanders was controlled opposition and doesn't care about Americans. He's a supporter of the illegal Iraq war and Bush policy, he is funded by George Soros, he is 100% behind Hillary despite running against her because she is a monster but apparently he isn't, he votes yes for war and bailouts and no for American sovereignty and due process. YOU'VE BEEN HAD!

chump

only guns for the tyrants

http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2016/12/20/trump-secures-victory-in-electoral-college-as-bid-to-flip-electors-flops.html Donald Trump won the Electoral College vote on Monday and secured his election as the 45th president of the United States, as the latest – and perhaps last – stop-Trump movement failed to gain traction in state capitals. A fervent push by anti-Trump forces to persuade electors to defect had turned the normally mundane civic procedure into high drama. But Trump easily surpassed the 270 electoral votes needed to win, as representatives tabbed to cast ballots in accordance with their states’ Nov. 8 decision mostly adhered to the election results. After all the states had voted, Trump finished with 304 votes and Clinton had 227. Texas put Trump over the top, despite two Republican electors casting protest votes. Indiana Gov. Mike Pence afterward tweeted "congratulations" to his running mate while saying he was "honored & humbled" to be officially elected the next vice president. Republican National Committee Co-Chair Sharon Day urged Trump’s detractors to stop fighting his election, now that his victory is affirmed. “This historic election is now officially over and I look forward to President-elect Trump taking the oath of office in January,” she said in a statement. “For the good of the country, Democrats must stop their cynical attempts to undermine the legitimacy of this election, which Donald Trump won decisively in the Electoral College with more votes than any Republican since 1988.” Elector antics were few and far between throughout the day, with most the disruptions occurring on the Democratic side. A Democratic elector in Maine tried to vote for Sen. Bernie Sanders, but switched to Clinton after it was ruled improper. Another who tried to vote for Sanders in Minnesota was replaced; a Colorado elector who tried to back Ohio Gov. John Kasich likewise was replaced. One of the biggest deviations was in Washington state, where three electors voted for Colin Powell and one voted for “Faith Spotted Eagle;” the remaining eight went to Clinton, the state’s winner. It marked the first time in four decades the state's electors broke from the popular vote. Washington Secretary of State Kim Wyman vowed to work with the state attorney general and charge the four unfaithful electors with a violation of Washington state civil law. Such violations carry a fine up to $1,000. With Trump’s win now secured, a joint session of Congress is scheduled for Jan. 6 to certify the results. Trump’s clear Electoral College victory could serve to deter any further last-ditch efforts to effectively nullify his November win and prevent his inauguration, though the battle may shift next to his Cabinet picks. Few expected the “faithless elector” push to imperil Trump’s victory on Monday. Only one Republican elector – Texas’ Chris Suprun – publicly stated he would vote for an alternative candidate. (He backed Kasich, while another Texas elector used his ballot to vote for former congressman Ron Paul.) More than three dozen Republicans would have had to abandon Trump to complicate his path to the presidency. But GOP electors still faced immense pressure -- with some even receiving threats -- from Trump foes in the run-up to Monday’s Electoral College vote. Those urging disorder in state capitals often cited Clinton’s popular-vote win, by roughly 2.6 million votes (though how many of those voters are legal citizens, also currently alive is uncertain), over Trump in November.

godemperor

Team America, World Police

Ecco the Dolphin doesn't understand YTMND voting but gives X-mas with Brian Peppers a 6.

eccovotes

ECCO THE DOLPHIN - Undercaves

Mr Horse Likes DarthWang's latest site.

mrhorselikesit

It

FormerlyFeaturedFaggyUser's comments and votes really don't even make any sense other than just being a FaggyUser who likes to have fun downvoting.

lamedownvoter

Alan Parson's Project- I wouldn't wanna be like you

Although Ldrancer recently made more than a few 1 star votes to just about everyone he's still a winner in my book!

ldrancervotes

Hot Chocolate - Everyone's a Winner!