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In tonight's episode, the role of Billy Dee Williams will be played by Carl Weathers and the role of Carl Weathers will be played by Billy Dee Williams.

helenthomasisdead

They charged into the cockpit: Lando's tongue buried in Leia's mouth, her legs wrapped around his waist. He slammed her down on the command console, pinning her there while he undid his pants. "Wait," he said, looking through the viewport. "They'll see us." "They won't," Leia groaned impatiently. "I'm pretty sure they can see us. Look, that one's waving!" "So let 'em watch." She kissed him hard, all tongue. "Give it to me! Kriff me like one of your Twi'lek whores!" Lando wasn't about to deny her anything, pulling his cock free and guiding it between her strong thighs. "Wait," she said, still just barely able to control herself. "I feel so guilty about this, now that Han is dead." Lando simply sneered as he penetrated, then proclaimed "Lando is not!"

for the record it isn't gay to have a huge crush on hot girlforms like Mrs. DropDeadGorgeous BTVAGRANT GIRLFORM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111oneone soooooooooooooooo hot

allimariwannado

me!

Word is POWER YTMND inspired by the verdict in the Travon Martin case, sad that in 2013 a young black man can be shot to his death for being in the wrong neighborhood and "looks"suspicious and nobody answers for it. Nobody answers on this side but they will answer.

stillfighting

Public Enemy song Fight The Power

Dean and Castiel's relationship as it truly is

destiel

The sound is by Chris Brown, a song entitled "Sweet Love." I downloaded it on iTunes.

America its at stake! Will the majestic detective make it on time to save North America, America? I dont know, im just astoopid beyrbeee! Stolen from filmcow.com

FINALCHASE

Filmcow.com

Damn It Feels Good To See People Up On It

damnitfeelsgoodtoseepeopleuponit

Mark

I made this gif for my friend.i thought i should put it on here

bodyisreggie

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l4UmHKTX9H4

27 years ago there was a movie released about a toy franchise that would forever change how little girls would look at getting sticky things all over them. This movie embodied much of what was wrong with the 80's... anyway its an excuse to make a blob site... and yes I know sandy duncan's character's head should have been on cyclops.

nmts

MLP The movie and XMen the Arcade

FEEL THE MUSIC umm.... yeah sure....

TommyTrashPatrick

bought the song on beatport and edited it on audacity. I do not own the rights for it.

Does what it says on the tin.

RubMahBoobies

Mr. Weebl (with apologies)

My stupid cat loving rubbish music

stupidtayto

Heard it on radio.

dayum

wowwatabitch

i found it on youtube

Do you actually beLIEve an lone person can create a website with millions of people on it?

facepoop

MGS4 OST - Guns of the Patriots

Over the past few weeks, we have all come to realize close to our hearts a YTMND really is, and how a shut down would really break up a great internet community. We had people banding together for support, reposting other people's content for attention, downloading over 100 megabytes worth of content to help perserve a rich history, and even setting up Bitly or Paypall or some stupid shit so you could give someone money. No matter where you stood on all of it, one things for sure - no other site would allow this many racist jokes. Laddies and Gentlemen, YTMND has always been there for us... now its time to be there for it. Please sponsor YTMND, because he only makes a few thousand dollars not maintaining this site. We all have parents that have a little bit to give, let's change the world. Because YOU'RE the man now, dog.

helpmaxwithmoney

=* ;(

Sign it by voting 5 and commenting on it!

everythingbegins

MGS2 OST - Can't Say Goodbye to Yesterday

Why are you watching this?

uttershit

Heard it on the radio one day, bought it on iTunes.

Alec Xavier Long

pussywhipped

I found it on youtube

PBC, Esq.: Requiem.

PBCESQthefirst

Excuse me girl I know it's a bit embarrassing but I just noticed some tan lines On your shirt See I reckon you're about an 8 or a 9, Maybe even 9 and a half in four beers time. That blue top shop top you've got on IS nice, Bit too much fake tan though - but yeah you score high

I'll fuckin' tie you to a fuckin bedpost With your ass cheeks spread out and shit Right? Put a hanger on a fuckin stove and let that shit sit there For like a half hour Take it off and stick it in your ass slow like TSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

methodmansass

self wutang

Kitty is focused on what it is doing.

focusedcat

Flight Of The Bumblebee by Rimsky-Korsakov

found this on a camera when i got it. this

cameraaaa

dfsa

A small violin for army officers who complain

companyofficerscomplaining

Made it on garage band. Army Strong Song

Remember when you ran away And I got on my knees and begged You not to leave Because I'd go berserk? Well! You left me anyhow and then The days got worse and worse And now you see I've gone Completely out of my mind. And They're coming to take me away, Ha-ha They're coming to take me away, Ho-ho Hee-hee-haa-haa To the funny farm Where life is beautiful all the time And I'll be happy to see those Nice young men in their clean white coats and They're coming to take me away, ha-ha! You thought it was a joke and so you laughed, you laughed, when I had said that losing you would make me flip my lid. Right? You know you laughed I heard you laugh You laughed, you laughed and laughed and then you left but Now you know I'm utterly mad And They're coming to take me away, ha-ha, They're coming to take me away, ho-ho, hee hee, haa haa To the happy home With trees and flowers and chirping birds And basket-weavers who sit and smile And twiddle their thumbs and toes And they're coming to take me away, ha-hahaha... I cooked your food, I cleaned your house, And this is how you pay me back for All my kind, unselfish, loving deeds, Hah? Well you just wait, they'll find you yet And when they do they'll put you in the ASPCA you mangey mutt! And They're coming to take me away, Ha-ha They're coming to take me away, Ho-ho Hee-hee-haa-haa To the funny farm Where life is beautiful all the time And I'll be happy to see those Nice young men in their clean white coats and They're coming to take me away, ha-ha! To the happy home With trees and flowers and chirping birds And basket-weavers who sit and smile And twiddle their thumbs and toes And they're coming to take me away, ha-hahaha... To the funny farm Where life is beautiful all the time And I'll be happy to see.....

funny-farm

Dr Demento - Funny Farm

hecarim don't see nothin wrong with a little bump and grind

hecarim

IF ANYONE KNOWS ABOUT HORSE ON HORSE LOVE, IT'S R KELLY

Yeah, uh huh, you know what it is Black and yellow, black and yellow Black and yellow, black and yellow Yeah, uh huh, you know what it is Black and yellow, black and yellow Black and yellow, black and yellow Yeah, uh huh, you know what it is Everything I do, I do it big Yeah, uh huh, screamin' that's nothin' When I pulled off the lot, that's stuntin' Reppin' my town when you see me You know everything Black and yellow, black and yellow Black and yellow, black and yellow I put it down from the whip To my diamonds I'm in Black and yellow, black and yellow Black and yellow, black and yellow Black stripe, yellow paint Them niggas scared of it, but them ho's ain't Soon as I hit the club look at them ho's face Hit the pedal once, make the floor shake Suede insides, my engine roarin' It's the big boy, you know what I paid for it And I got the petal to the metal Got you niggas checkin' game, I'm ballin out on every level Hear them haters talk But there's nothing you can tell 'em Just made a million Got another million on my schedule No love for a nigga breakin' hearts No keys, push to start Yeah, uh huh, you know what it is Everything I do, I do it big Yeah, uh huh, screamin' that's nothin' When I pulled off the lot, that's stuntin' Reppin' my town when you see me You know everything Black and yellow, black and yellow Black and yellow, black and yellow I put it down from the whip To my diamonds I'm in Black and yellow, black and yellow Black and yellow, black and yellow Got a call from my jeweler, this just in Bitches love me 'cause I'm fuckin' with their best friends Not a lesbian, but she a freak though This ain't for one night, I'm shinin' all week, ho I'm sippin' Cliquot and rockin' yellow diamonds So many rocks up in my watch I can't tell what the time is Got a pocketful of big faces Throw it up 'cause every nigga that I'm with tailored Yeah, uh huh, you know what it is Everything I do, I do it big Yeah, uh huh, screamin' that's nothin' When I pulled off the lot, that's stuntin' Reppin' my town when you see me You know everything Black and yellow, black and yellow Black and yellow, black and yellow I put it down from the whip To my diamonds I'm in Black and yellow, black and yellow Black and yellow, black and yellow Stay high like how I'm supposed to do That crown underneath them clouds can't get close to you And my car look unapproachable Super clean but it's super mean She wanna fuck with them cats, smoke weed, count stacks Get fly, take trips and that's that, real rap I let her get high, she want and she feel that Convertible drop fill, '87 and the top peel back Yeah, uh huh, you know what it is Yeah, yeah, uh huh, you know what it is You already know what it is, man And if you don't, you should by now Reppin' my town when you see me You know everything Black and yellow, black and yellow Black and yellow, black and yellow I put it down from the whip To my diamonds I'm in Black and yellow, black and yellow Black and yellow, black and yellow Yeah, uh huh, you know what it is Everything I do, I do it big Yeah, uh huh, screamin' that's nothin' When I pulled off the lot, that's stuntin' Reppin' my town when you see me You know everything Black and yellow, black and yellow Black and yellow, black and yellow I put it down from the whip To my diamonds I'm in Black and yellow, black and yellow Black and yellow, black and yellow

goml

Youtube.

if your father poops on the floor in front of your young pregnant wife, is it time to consider alternative options?

tranquilreflection

DinahWashington-RelaxMax

It's a fucking milligram of sweetener. I want to get high off this, not sprinkle it on my fucking oatmeal.

brycedance

BAAAAAAAAAAAATMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

payouts for roulette = 35:1. there are 35 slices of bread in 2 loafs, depending on how you count those end pieces. THIS DUDE RISKED IT ALL then got carried away with his winnings

whoaroulette

sounds of various old people around the country. maine, florida, colorado, idaho, and new mexico to be specific.

I have no idea where this sound came from i just randomly found it on my flashdrive. Seriously if anyone knows what it is tell me

vanderbeek

Vanderbeatz

If only it grew on trees...

ifonlyitgrewontrees

Fast Life - Kool G. Rap ft. Nas