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Office insanity is the only thing that keeps me sane.

hugewiener

quantium40

Just a fun thing that is suppose to convince and cause people to think about firealarms LOL. Send this to your friends to get a reaction like this 0_0

pullthefirealarms

me

I don't really know what I was doing, but I recorded my brother because that's what every utau user does... at least record one of their family members right? But then I kinda' got lost in the middle of it thus resulting in this horrible thing... I don't even know what to do with it T^T

Takashi

derp

This is the best 2 seconds of the Rain PV, where Mao does that circular thing with his hands around his face.

rain-sid-mao

From SID's song, "Rain."

27 years ago there was a movie released about a toy franchise that would forever change how little girls would look at getting sticky things all over them. This movie embodied much of what was wrong with the 80's... anyway its an excuse to make a blob site... and yes I know sandy duncan's character's head should have been on cyclops.

nmts

MLP The movie and XMen the Arcade

You're being very disruptive with that unwieldy thing.

getouttaheah

Steely Dan - Black Cow

Over the past few weeks, we have all come to realize close to our hearts a YTMND really is, and how a shut down would really break up a great internet community. We had people banding together for support, reposting other people's content for attention, downloading over 100 megabytes worth of content to help perserve a rich history, and even setting up Bitly or Paypall or some stupid shit so you could give someone money. No matter where you stood on all of it, one things for sure - no other site would allow this many racist jokes. Laddies and Gentlemen, YTMND has always been there for us... now its time to be there for it. Please sponsor YTMND, because he only makes a few thousand dollars not maintaining this site. We all have parents that have a little bit to give, let's change the world. Because YOU'RE the man now, dog.

helpmaxwithmoney

=* ;(

Things should be more natural the more we move away from that the more the rest of the world suffers.

chalkworldgoneplasticallywrong

http://dilandau.eu/pop/Aqua/Barbie%20Girl/download-mp3-1.html

If Lulinternet and OneyNG were to have a baby, this is what you'd experience. All copyrights, songs, likenesses, other bullshit, etc... reserved ty their respective artists. I just wanted to put these two things together. Chris and Lacey, if you want me to take this down, just send the admins or myself an email. If you don't, I hope you enjoy the mashup of you two that I put on this site. :)

pixelhotdog

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j7yFZtXj42o oneyng.newgrounds.com

A montage of a dinosaur that hates the bandwagon and loves the things you've never heard of.

thathipsterdinosaur

Bully: scholarship edition

"to my dearest mum" I know at times things have been hard,but mum u represent!! & anytime i spend round u is always time well spent. I know it aint been easy & at time's there has been grief!! sometime's your HARD as nails!! but your squishy underneath!!..;) i'm writing you this poem here for everyone to see, that my mum is the b#ll@cks & means everything to me..

ilymom

galaxydreaming

LE TROAL LE XD!!!!!!!111 U HAV JUST GEEN MAEJORLEE TROLEEEED!!!!!! XDXDXDXDXD

clickonthislinkbrandonseriously

This website? I don't know how to use this website that much yet sorry I just typed in a 1 in the box by sound fie I'd thing.

I remember when that was a thing

ohneato

kareaoke

Thanks to Back to the Future Part II I was able to go back in time and stop Zaalnog from destroying an important part of internet lore. Here it is in all its original glory. Big thanks to Zaalnog for creating this thing all those years ago. I also hope someone is smashing your asshole hard now wherever you ended up. That's for taking it away from us, jerk. Now it will remain forever back where it belongs.

howiknoe

mirror for life

"Is there such a thing as an absolute and timeless enemy? There is no such thing, and never has been. And the reason is that our enemies are human beings like us... They can only be our enemies in relative terms."

marvelous

MGS2 OST -- Free to Decide

Rep. Todd Akin explains how a female does shut that whole thing down

legitimaterape

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A one in a trillion guy. Please don't bolt (run away). All of the pictures are absolutely real, of a real guy. He has actually looked like all of these things at one point. He raised his kids well. That is, they like to run away. When seen together in public, he will often tell them not to "bolt", since they tend to do that.

dontbolt

Mind Your Manners - Chiddy Bang

Don't we all agree that life is too short to enjoy all things fun?

myshortdallaslife

mp3skull.com

Notorious navy seal copy pasta turned song hat the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your Life. You're fucking Dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy Retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking Dead, kiddo.

navysealsong

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NsZMbs5PC64&feature=plcp

In 2009. WWE worked a storyline in which Randy Orton punted Vince McMahon in the head as Vince was trying to fire him. The next week, as Orton "apologized" to Mr. McMahon and the McMahon family, Orton revealed that he was suffering from a mental disorder known as Intermittent Explosive Disorder, and claimed that 16 million Americans suffer from it yearly. Lo and Behold, on the July 8, 2012 episode of No Agenda, hosts Adam Curry and John C. Dvorak discussed this disorder as part of the fourth edition of the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders, a.k.a. DSM IV, and the treatments for it, including various Big Pharma drugs that are designed to treat mental disorders. As the first thing I thought of when Adam and John began to discuss IED on No Agenda was Orton's IED storyline, I decided to mash up Orton's IED storyline with Adam and John's discussion of IED. BTW, I think IED is a phony disease just invented to sell more drugs and make drug companies and corrupt doctors rich. Enjoy!

ied

WWE and No Agenda Podcast

Idk. I'm sorry mom.

supermegaultrabad

http://www.boogiejack.com/sound_effects.html

After this scene, Anthony Michael Hall's character proceeds to ask an ashen corpse for her panties, which now smell a bit like pizza. He takes it to the bathroom and everybody rubs it with their dick. Then later, the boy she likes wonders, "How come her panties are all burnt up? Didn't you rape her before you burned her alive?" He tried pretending that he did rape her, and that he purposefully left the panties on her because he "[i]likes that sort of thing[/i]", but the guy just thought he was a pussy.

fiery

It was handed down unto me. Stay tonight, And suck upon my balls, Come tomorrow, I'm gonna shave 'em bald.

i just want to look at this photo

amandaisthehappiestgirlever

bright eyes

Many YTMNDers know who the "Gay Pimp" Jonny McGovern is. What you may not know is that Jonny has had a podcast since January 2006 called "Gay Pimpin' With Jonny McGovern." In addition to Jonny, it has had a cast of other entertaining characters such as lesbian comedian Julie Goldman, actress Brandy Howard, computer expert Martin Beauchamp ("Straighty/Straight Boy Martin"), and drag queen Linda James. One of the most enduring characters is drag queen ErickaToure Aviance, of the legendary House of Aviance. Often mentioned on the show has been her numerous sexual encounters, particularly with "straight" men, and her softer, gentler side, represented by her going "behind the waterfall," a place where all her favorite beautiful things such as unicorns are. The song "Behind the Waterfall" is based on her going "behind the waterfall" to escape the stresses of normal, everyday life, both in and out of drag. I like the song because we all need a place to escape sometimes. My "waterfall" tends to be conservatively-leaning political news, YouTube and YTMND. Enjoy the song, and please remember to buy it at your favorite online music retailer if you like it.

behindthewaterfall

[i]Work Ericka[/i] by ErickaToure Aviance

The 1964 Beach Boys Christmas album ended on one side with them singing Aud Lang Syne, which ended with Denny wishing everyone a merry Christmas. Denny screwed up and misspoke, and they left it in the song. Playing this in the morning was the only thing that would get my roommate out of bed in college.

thisisdenny

Jah Google

I have nuts already, thanks for offering though.

batmannuts

batman thing song by that guy who makes the cartoons on youtube harry partrige or whatever

For those that think "Sorry I'm Not" is an OK thing to say, I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you don't stop staying "sorry I'm not" now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.

sorryimnot

YTMND

WE HAVE RETURNED TO RETURN OUR FORMERLY GLORY! NOTHING CAN STOP OUR IMMOVABLE MOVEMENT!

ikonofikons

That "God is an Awesome God" song thing

Prompt for a ytmnd: make the first thing that comes into your head when you see a ytmnd. ...fuck this.

noneed

Pretty awesome game.

that creepy thing saying youer not perfect from courage the cowardly dog.

notperfect

YOUR ENOT PERFECT FROM COURAGE THE COWARDLY DOG