| ?I Am A Toaster |
Audovoice |
(2.60) |
1,853 |
2013-10-17 |
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description:
Item #: SCP-426
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: I am to be sealed in a chamber with no windows through which I may be viewed. The door to my chamber must have a label completely unrelated to my designation or identity, in order to prevent unintended spread of my primary effect. Only Level 3 and above personnel are to know of my presence, and particularly of my properties. Assigned personnel are to be rotated out on a monthly basis to prevent contamination by my secondary effect. Psychiatric evaluation is mandatory at the end of the month. If personnel are deemed unaffected, they may be re-assigned to me no less than four months after their last rotation with me. Any affected personnel are to be given a Class C amnesiac and transferred to a different site.
Description: Hello, I am SCP-426. I must be introduced this way in order to prevent ambiguity. I am an ordinary toaster, able to toast bread when supplied with electricity. However, when any human being mentions me, they inadvertently refer to me in the first person. Despite all attempts, there is yet to be a way to speak or write about me in the third person. When in my continuous presence for over two months, individuals begin to identify themselves as a toaster. Unless forcibly restrained, these people will ultimately harm themselves in their attempts to emulate my standard functions.
I was discovered in the home of the ████████ family after the gruesome deaths of three of its members. I had been given to the younger Mr. and Mrs. ████████ as a wedding gift. No card or any other identifying markings had been found on my box. Approximately two months after the family received me, fire crews were dispatched to the home due to an electrical fire. The younger Mrs. ████████ died from the electric discharge that she had caused when attempting to devour an electric socket. The other two victims had died shortly before the fire occurred. The elder Mrs. ████████ had gorged herself with nearly 10 kg of bread before her stomach burst and she died of internal bleeding. The younger Mr. ████████ died of severe blood loss after attempting [REDACTED] with me. The sole survivor was the elder Mr. ████████ who was suffering from severe malnutrition. He stated that he had inserted some bread a week prior and was still waiting for the toast to pop out.
I was confiscated by the Foundation after police noted my unusual properties. A Class C amnesiac was administered to the affected officers.
Experiment Log 426-1:
Date: ██-██-████
Subject: D-class personnel D/426/1
Procedure: D/426/1 was asked to describe what he believed was contained in my chamber. He was not informed about my identity or properties.
Details: D/426/1 stated, "I'm probably some huge monster holed up in there. That's what you guys have all over the place, right?" D/426/1 remained oblivious to his use of the first-person pronoun.
Experiment Log 426-2:
Date: ██-██-████
Subject: D-class personnel D/426/2
Procedure: D/426/2 was placed in my chamber and given regular meals through a dispenser. No communication with D/426/2 was permitted. Multiple cameras were situated in the chamber, positioned so that I am outside of their field of vision, but allowing constant observation of D/426/2. We remained sealed until my secondary effect manifested in the subject. I was bolted to the floor so that I could not be moved into a camera's view.
Details: After 45 days of isolation, D/426/2 wrapped his arm around me and began conversing with me, stating that we were brothers. D/426/2 never deviated from using the first-person plural when speaking with me. Subject was terminated one hour after this event. It is theorized that the isolation accelerated the progression of my secondary effect.
domain:
SCP-426
sound origin:
Mine with a story from http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-426
In video form here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQJjLK4H4yk
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Imakeafunny |
(2.80) |
869 |
2013-10-07 |
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description:
"Choo-Choo" The Hurkey Jerky Dancer from Mr. Show
domain:
HurkeyJerky
sound origin:
no
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BuffcoatMusicChannel |
(2.50) |
764 |
2013-10-07 |
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description:
LOL!
domain:
farrakhan
sound origin:
The Barney Bunch
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royalflushrodie |
(1.00) |
594 |
2013-10-03 |
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description:
Tribute page to the bravest hamster to ever walk this earth.
domain:
RIPMrJingles
sound origin:
j
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BuffcoatMusicChannel |
(2.33) |
416 |
2013-10-01 |
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description:
LOL!
domain:
thedavidlowerycaper11
sound origin:
The Barney Bunch
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woman |
(2.83) |
1,058 |
2013-09-28 |
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description:
Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
domain:
afternoon
sound origin:
Interview on Philippine radio, 6/9/2003
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pigzig |
(1.00) |
339 |
2013-09-28 |
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description:
this is why they call me mr worldwide
domain:
worldwide
sound origin:
jewtube
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Beanafred |
(2.67) |
503 |
2013-09-11 |
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description:
Sad waffle is sad.
domain:
waffffle
sound origin:
Mr. Softie Ice Cream tune.
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csbea1 |
(1.00) |
698 |
2013-09-04 |
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description:
Mr. Goodgame Doesn’t Change Facial Expressions
domain:
mrgoodgame
sound origin:
YTMND asset
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lappy463 |
(3.00) |
1,264 |
2013-09-02 |
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description:
tinky winky opens this fucking pit up
domain:
tinkywinkypits
sound origin:
Mr. Highway's Thinking About The End - A Day To Remember
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jackfiouse1 |
(3.67) |
1,510 |
2013-08-23 |
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description:
Spidermiame miame partout
domain:
spidermiame
sound origin:
Mr. Blue Sky
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GonzonoG |
(1.00) |
710 |
2013-08-17 |
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description:
mr pasta yum yum
domain:
mrpasta
sound origin:
freesound.org
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beatingadeadhorseoff |
(1.57) |
2,030 |
2013-07-19 |
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description:
for the record it isn't gay to have a huge crush on hot girlforms like Mrs. DropDeadGorgeous BTVAGRANT GIRLFORM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111oneone
soooooooooooooooo hot
domain:
allimariwannado
sound origin:
me!
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woman |
(3.38) |
1,172 |
2013-07-16 |
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description:
Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
domain:
pilleaterpluz
sound origin:
Surprise
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Editz |
(2.50) |
184 |
2013-06-30 |
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description:
So long, Mr. Kelly.
domain:
ripblackbeltjones
sound origin:
Audacity edit of YouTube open credits sequence.
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BisquickOverlord |
(4.19) |
3,720 |
2013-06-20 |
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description:
Mr. Big Is Pleased
domain:
bootymovin
sound origin:
Acid 8000 by Fatboy Slim
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tylersaintcool |
(3.42) |
1,595 |
2013-06-13 |
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description:
PSA Guy's thumbs up of approval
domain:
devoureroffaggots
sound origin:
Mr. Brain's faggots commercial + editing
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GaryGnu |
(3.50) |
973 |
2013-06-05 |
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description:
Captain Scott is Mr. Obvious.
domain:
ScottyTMND
sound origin:
Star Trek IV
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amindlessidiot |
(3.94) |
3,890 |
2013-06-04 |
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description:
Mandy Patinkin wants der fucking figs or der fucking raisins, he can't decide which.
Dried fruit comes with bottle cap attachments these days, shut up.
domain:
figs
sound origin:
patinkin sings sondheim
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yerpmuh |
(2.20) |
683 |
2013-06-04 |
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description:
Inspired by oldschool cartoon "Pixie and Dixie and Mr. Jinks" (where name of the cat is homonym to jinx) and its Brasilian version named "Plic, Ploc & Chuvisco" (where name of the cat mean drizzle) :)
domain:
catcalledmrjinx
sound origin:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xH_uBUwfxbM
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xcomatosex |
(1.00) |
606 |
2013-06-02 |
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description:
Mr. Malak likes the little girls
domain:
pedoMalak
sound origin:
Youtube
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JoeIsInTheCloud |
(1.00) |
483 |
2013-06-02 |
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description:
Does what it says on the tin.
domain:
RubMahBoobies
sound origin:
Mr. Weebl (with apologies)
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Camshaft |
(4.26) |
14,533 |
2013-05-28 |
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description:
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domain:
brentremlo
sound origin:
Mr. Oizo & Gaspard Auge - Sheila
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tommehverse |
(1.80) |
679 |
2013-05-27 |
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description:
happy birthday mr president ;)
domain:
samuelcordnermatthews
sound origin:
ur mumz ars
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wren8u |
(1.25) |
361 |
2013-05-24 |
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description:
Mr. T Bean's Best
domain:
mrtbeansbest
sound origin:
google
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AegisReflector |
(3.68) |
3,352 |
2013-05-21 |
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description:
LOL!
domain:
mrkcastle
sound origin:
MeKHAman FIVE: Mr. J
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rextocopula |
(3.78) |
1,720 |
2013-05-06 |
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description:
After he smokes weed Mackey gets cotton mouth and wants more. Then the kids pressure him to take lsd. then he tripps out.
domain:
drugsaregoodmkay
sound origin:
South Park S02E04 Ike's Wee Wee & Audacity
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bivomon |
(3.29) |
703 |
2013-05-03 |
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description:
Mr. T punches a shark.
domain:
mrTisSOLID
sound origin:
Excerpt from: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1wN_Wbnqthg
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divinebovine |
(1.00) |
507 |
2013-04-07 |
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description:
Mr. Schuester, just boppin' away.
domain:
schue-bop-bop
sound origin:
Tumblr
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jakemontreal |
(1.00) |
388 |
2013-03-27 |
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description:
dRINK THE PIBB
domain:
mrspibb
sound origin:
PASFKLPS
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