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Kaylie

https://twitter.com/luchosworld/status/1645423522729033730

Perpetually 19, female, spotted hyena demisexual, poly, immature & rebelious . From: Arkansas, Ozarks . Works at her uncle's farm on the weekends . Lives in a run down mobile home park with her helicopter parents . Very very subtle country accent . Stinky & hairy, bathes like once a week, prefers a dip in a river or a hose rinse . Loves roller skating, ice cream and hates country music . Worn out stuffy work overalls (hotbox for the coochie) . No underwear . Dirty 10 year old sneakers . Weird relationship with her cousin she doesn't like to talk about . Fucks most of her friends . Calls her pseudo-penis her "pistil" gets upset when people call it anything else . Has trouble loving just one person . Dropped out of Highschool in 10th grade .

HibiscusBlossom

https://x.com/AromaticHyena/status/1732511076921528734

Even the shyest of birds occasionally have their spicy moments... deciding to wear a sheer skirt out for a day of shopping was already a bold move, but after picking up a few new toys at his favourite toy store he got a little too carried away and the idea entered his head that trying one out in public would be an exciting way to spend the afternoon. Slipping it in somewhere discrete, not too worried about it being visible through the sheer fabric figuring his tailfeathers and general fluff would do a good enough job hiding it from view, he settled down at a nearby coffee shop. Unfortunately for poor Addie, the toy ended up being considerably more effective than he had expected. Suffice it to say, everyone around had a pretty good idea what was going on, and given his state there wasn't much he could do about it except wait for his body to calm down enough for him to be able to walk away... Fortunately, this kind of thing is well tolerated and often even enjoyed his his world, so he shouldn't get into much trouble. Judging by the subtle shake of the camera though, we may be viewing this through someone's phone recording... that's what you get for trying out toys in public, Addie!

Adhina

https://e621.net/posts/3984699

Age: 29. Height: 5 ft & 9 in. Weight: 144 lbs. Eyes: Blue. Hair: Platinum Blonde. Cup Size: 34H. Species: Human. Orientation: Straight. Languages: Russian, German, Chinese, Korean, Spanish, Italian, English, Vietnamese. Family: None. Education: Classified. Occupation: KGB Assassin. Traits: Detached, Seductive, Incisive, Competitive, Adaptable. Likes: Drinking, Grappling, Opera Concerts, Cigars, Cleaning Rifles, Steak. Dislikes: Western Films, Hot Weather, Desk Work, Sweets, Quiet Rooms. Favorite Position: Face Sitting. Shortly after the defeat of the Axis Powers, a Soviet military general arrived at the 7th Leningrad orphanage. He was the first-person Yana had ever seen not completely coated in dirt and grime. His chest was adorned with medals, and he was accompanied by a small party of soldiers. He instructed the children to line up, then stood a few paces away, whispering to an officer as he pointed at specific, seemingly random orphans. Within a few minutes, Yana and seventeen other five-year-olds were loaded onto a truck and carted away. The children were taken to a vast but deceptively worn-down training compound in the Siberian wilderness, and each was placed in a room with assigned bunk mates. There were hundreds of them from orphanages across the Soviet Union. They were to become the nation's best and brightest, the deadliest and most proficient tools in the nation's arsenal. They were to become infiltrators, assassins, and spies. The courses and physical training were cutthroat. Yana struggled to keep up with her peers. She was smaller than the other kids and had difficulties with her studies, as she could barely read. She was falling behind at an alarming rate and began to attract negative attention from her instructors. However, one night, Yana was awakened by Mila, her bunkmate, and pulled into the bathroom. Milla had stolen a study guide for her, and that night, she helped Yana understand the concepts she had been struggling with. It was the first act of kindness Yana had ever experienced. From that night forward, they engaged in clandestine study sessions, finally giving Yana a chance to catch up and excel in her courses. As the years passed, Yana and Mila grew inseparable. Mila was a sister to her, sharing funny stories and dreams with Yana during meals and between training blocks. They studied and practiced together every day, fostering a fragment of warmth in the cold, unforgiving environment of the compound. However, as they spent time together, Yana couldn't help but notice that Mila always seemed one step ahead. She always seemed to have the best equipment, the best books-some of which were not standard issue, but Yana brushed it off thinking nothing of it. Mila was older, it was possible she had access to privileges not allowed for younger members of the compound. As the children of the compound grew into young adults, their lessons became more closely tailored to their skill sets and genders. Women were taught lessons in seduction, learning how to manipulate and control their targets through their sexual appeal, while the men were trained in direct combat and more covert infiltration techniques. During this period, Yana began to come into her own and understand her strengths and weaknesses. She wasn't the strongest or the smartest, but she was quick and patient, and with her natural looks, platinum hair, and striking blue eyes, she had learned how to distract her opponents-charming them to soften their defenses enough for a deadly strike. Watching her perform, her officers awarded her the alias 'Snezhnaya Gadyuka'.

VAMJK

https://www.reddit.com/r/Westernanimated/comments/vuxnvb/soviet_seduction_jackerman/?rdt=38794

These songs are from the album Affirmative Apartheid made by the grindcore band Vaginal Jesus

slaverunawaydie

Slave Runaway Die and Beat Rodney Down by Vaginal Jesus

This is not going to make any sence to any normal YTMNDers. Its for teh H+Jers, and I dont care if you down vote it be my guest....

itwassoobvious

Baracuda has down syndrome

baracuda

Goatse to the song Kill Rock 'N Roll by System of a Down.

systemofagoaste

System of a Down, Hypnotize

wow europe site goes down again...

wow-europe

Yoda is Down wit da Clowns!!

Yoda2dope

Audio Clip

How can it be down? I need to look every five minutes!!!

emofacebook

Simple Plan

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facebookdown

Suicide Fad Music

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razorfendowns

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ttldownschromaggus

Hurry Before they take it down

scientologysecret

Shame on a System of a down

shameonasoad

System of a down w/ wu tang clan- shame on a nigga

SHIVO ROX OUT LOUD

SYNDROMEoad123

LIMEWIRE

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rooty

internets

hidden penis found in the smoke in disturbed myspace layout

smokeydisturbedpenis

down witht the sickness - disturbed

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sliceofpi

System of a Down - Pizza Pie

OMFG BLACKROCK WENT DOWN..... AGAIN >< so i made this

blackrockdown

Lroy Spoof Tyty

soad, system of a down

SOADtippin

AV31K

Jesus gets down!

jesusgetsdown

ninja works it

Everyone's breakin it down

breakinitdown

ytmnds

dont you feel like this some times? like just yelling at yourself in an endless loop?

yelldown01

aphex twin: come to daddy

here come the down votes lol

gfjyhyuyurrt

The Edgar Winter Group - Frankenstein

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obamrama

never gonna give you up - rick astley

The Ytards Attempted to Attack sega, but it ended with ytmnd down temporarily.

EPICSEGA

MY OLD YTMND BACK IN THE DAY

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shawndown

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forumstakendown