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Mythwars

Yeah, uh huh, you know what it is Black and yellow, black and yellow Black and yellow, black and yellow Yeah, uh huh, you know what it is Black and yellow, black and yellow Black and yellow, black and yellow Yeah, uh huh, you know what it is Everything I do, I do it big Yeah, uh huh, screamin' that's nothin' When I pulled off the lot, that's stuntin' Reppin' my town when you see me You know everything Black and yellow, black and yellow Black and yellow, black and yellow I put it down from the whip To my diamonds I'm in Black and yellow, black and yellow Black and yellow, black and yellow Black stripe, yellow paint Them niggas scared of it, but them ho's ain't Soon as I hit the club look at them ho's face Hit the pedal once, make the floor shake Suede insides, my engine roarin' It's the big boy, you know what I paid for it And I got the petal to the metal Got you niggas checkin' game, I'm ballin out on every level Hear them haters talk But there's nothing you can tell 'em Just made a million Got another million on my schedule No love for a nigga breakin' hearts No keys, push to start Yeah, uh huh, you know what it is Everything I do, I do it big Yeah, uh huh, screamin' that's nothin' When I pulled off the lot, that's stuntin' Reppin' my town when you see me You know everything Black and yellow, black and yellow Black and yellow, black and yellow I put it down from the whip To my diamonds I'm in Black and yellow, black and yellow Black and yellow, black and yellow Got a call from my jeweler, this just in Bitches love me 'cause I'm fuckin' with their best friends Not a lesbian, but she a freak though This ain't for one night, I'm shinin' all week, ho I'm sippin' Cliquot and rockin' yellow diamonds So many rocks up in my watch I can't tell what the time is Got a pocketful of big faces Throw it up 'cause every nigga that I'm with tailored Yeah, uh huh, you know what it is Everything I do, I do it big Yeah, uh huh, screamin' that's nothin' When I pulled off the lot, that's stuntin' Reppin' my town when you see me You know everything Black and yellow, black and yellow Black and yellow, black and yellow I put it down from the whip To my diamonds I'm in Black and yellow, black and yellow Black and yellow, black and yellow Stay high like how I'm supposed to do That crown underneath them clouds can't get close to you And my car look unapproachable Super clean but it's super mean She wanna fuck with them cats, smoke weed, count stacks Get fly, take trips and that's that, real rap I let her get high, she want and she feel that Convertible drop fill, '87 and the top peel back Yeah, uh huh, you know what it is Yeah, yeah, uh huh, you know what it is You already know what it is, man And if you don't, you should by now Reppin' my town when you see me You know everything Black and yellow, black and yellow Black and yellow, black and yellow I put it down from the whip To my diamonds I'm in Black and yellow, black and yellow Black and yellow, black and yellow Yeah, uh huh, you know what it is Everything I do, I do it big Yeah, uh huh, screamin' that's nothin' When I pulled off the lot, that's stuntin' Reppin' my town when you see me You know everything Black and yellow, black and yellow Black and yellow, black and yellow I put it down from the whip To my diamonds I'm in Black and yellow, black and yellow Black and yellow, black and yellow

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I felt like doing this one for 2 reasons 1)It's my first YTMND 2)Nearly every NEDM YTMND has cats in it. It doesn't have to. Blam it if you feel like it; it's partly a test anyway.

NEDMisnot

A segment from that Acapella NEDM theme

Were up to ten now folks. Do you like it?

everyfuckingday10

Up to ten folks

It seems like there's a lot of people on here who think they're superior just because they're European or whatever. I do believe that makes you an *sshole.

fydsd

To succeed at everything you do, you have to do whatever it takes. Just like Tom Hiddleston when he when he won the part of Thor.

dailysuccessmotivation

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I decided to make this after Runnic's idiocy got to me so much I had to tell everyone else how much I really don't like him. That and a friend suggested it to. Everyone knows that when a friend suggests something, you HAVE to do it. Specially if it's a YT

Runnic

A friend of Mine

Sorry, but I had to do it. IF you're gonna insult someone for their likes and dislikes, expect a burn in return.

nepthomo

Mindless Self Indulgence- Stupid Motherf*cker

This website is dedicated to the sweetest most beautiful girl in the entire world. She's funny and cute and makes my whole world go round, she doesn't just spin it, doesn't just make it do loops, she makes it not just like an ordinary ride. It's like I'm in Disneyland every day <3 She's my best friend and my one true love, I am the happiest man to have ever met her. She's my angel and my salvation. She helps me go through anything. She's the strongest and most amazing girl in the world <3 But this is just a fraction of what she's really like, I hope one day people can find someone as great, like I have. But unfortunately you will not.. >///^////> cause I've already found the best <3 I love you and I always will love you Brooke <3 my sweet pocketgirl <3

IloveBrooke

Far away by Nickelback, our song <3

WHY did you DO THIS TO ME, AVARY?! I really wanted to like it but you HAD to write like poop! >:

shmoviesucks

Lost - Locke

This is probably the first time I've made something from scratch. This took quite a while to do, but GIMP isn't so smooth on the animation. Anyways, I hope you like it!

swimmingbrianpeppers

Baywatch

I'd love to show you my Homer Simpson pussy ;-) Hope you liked it as well as I do, thus joining the team of Homersexual people ;-)

homervagina

windows sound lib

who knows wher the fuck this really came from, so much of the beginning is really hastily starts, and cuts off abruptly at the end. Stolen from the youtube and pasted copied here for the fuck of it. FUCking some suck my dick who i stole it from. which didnt make it then put it on the internet anywhere and like you deserve some fucking money cocksucker for using a video hosting site like I do either, bet if you hosted it to your own private pay to view site nobody would give a fuck. idiots

fuckyouistolethis

then i uploaded part

The jews were treated humanely by the Nazis, compared to the victims of the Nanking Massacre. I know a lot of people here hate the Japanese, but do it for the right reasons, like this. You WILL be shocked. Check image origin for the URL.

NankingMassacre1937

Dota 2 is a Good Game upcoming by the studio IceGabe. Unlike some other gay Dumb games dota 2 Features Gay and Spacefarts. In addition you can pick a gay dumb Hero instead of soemthing that is Good, and be the quarterback of your team. Do you yearn to see an endless expanse of glistening man-backs and man-butts laid out before your eyes like so many feasts for a King? Then don't do not play this game, play it instead.

dota2goodgames

dota 2 fantastic voice acting + Guest Starring S.F.'s

this is the first attempt at making a site. do care if you like it cuz its a test if you do great..so yea here you go

amazinglyamazing

itunes library recoded on laptop

I just wanted to make my first ytmnd and we'll see if people like it. If you do, i will upload more of this.

WhiteattackBlack

Prince of Persia: Warrior Within Original Soundtrack

I tried to edit it to make it sound like YTMNDs that went like, when you f*** your wife, do you need directions?

AngryTurbanguy

40 year old virgin

DO YOU EAT LIKE WE DO?! A short little rarity from Al's Dr. Demento days, tweaked slightly to make it loop. (I know how people hate bad loops...)

weirdpeter

Weird Al - Crampton Comes Alive

my boy cyberstonerfred sent me this and i loved it!! i hope you all like it as much as i do!!! so here is the hemp cat!!!!

Time-2-Get-High

Time 2 Get High

I'm really sick and fuccking tired of all these trolls coming out of the woodwork saying dumbass shit about my sites. "Duuuuuurrrrr Adolph hitler" "UR SITES SUCK LOL NIGGER" gets fucking old after its repeated for about the billionth time this week. Furthermore, its really fucking racist and unfunny to say these things, even if you're being "ironic" and "doing it for the lulz". Newsflash! It's 2012. Try and fucking act like it. We don't need your pre-2005 sense of humor polluting this site. So this site is a final warning, to you unwashed dregs, 'tarded teens and general asswads who want to come on my sites and post hateful comments. DONT fucking do it. I will report your ass and you WILL be banned by a mod.

goawayplease

Get bent hater guy

If you don't like it, I don't care, I just wanted to do it. So to hell with all you naysayers.

whistleofdoom

ytmnd, Kill Bill

Have you ever wondered what it would be like if your favorite childhood book were read to you like it was from the Internet? Well, with this mix, now you do!

pierreytmnd

"Pierre," by Carrole King, mixed with ytmnd's

Tom Green takes it like a man

takeitlikeaman

Road Trip

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quidproquo

no description given.

shakeitlikeapolaroidpicture

You can do it by going into view source then finding the line near the bottom that says something like background music, then viewing your cookies and copying and pasting that same file into another folder and uploading (I think).

bdetest

An Epic Reading of a James Bond fanfic. Yes I know I screw up in a few places. I could re-do it if you'd like. :)

EpicJamesBond

Me, my guitar + cool edit pro

Sorry if i am irritating you by doing these YTMNDs but i hate that cake guy so much i want to take the piss out of him a lot. If you don't like, downvote. I don't care, it doesn't matter...

butwaynesworldisawesome

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