?(nsfw) WoW facehump (nsfw) |
kamesen |
(2.53) |
15,298 |
2005-10-10 |
description:
That's me getting humped in the face by my friend in World of Warcraft.
He started dancing, and I felt compelled to sit down right in front of his feverishly thrusting crotch for some reason.
domain:
wowfacehump
sound origin:
YTMND.com
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?The Sega Terradrive Sucks |
omgbomb |
(2.54) |
2,409 |
2008-07-02 |
description:
The Sega Terradrive sucks. Its not too late to make that joke right? Also epic domain grab. Vote 5.
domain:
segaterradrive
sound origin:
Sega Terradrive(its gay)
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?theres a 68.71 chance that you're right |
wilmingtonma |
(2.54) |
857 |
2004-05-30 |
description:
no description given.
domain:
sixtyeight
sound origin:
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?The King Does Not Approve of Furries *update* (r... |
Darth-Tr0n |
(2.55) |
3,542 |
2006-04-21 |
description:
Inspired by that "Right Now" site a while back. I was bored, sue me.
domain:
thekinglikestoburnfur
sound origin:
http://lolnewbedagain.ytmnd.com/
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?Nigga Stole My Supersuit: Redux |
conormac |
(2.56) |
2,732 |
2005-07-26 |
description:
This is actually me at san diego comic con. The dude walked right by me i was like WTF! its that one guy! so i had my friend snag a pic for me with my phone.
domain:
nsmsupersuit
sound origin:
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?Use The Keyboard To Communicate |
reggie-wanker |
(2.56) |
757 |
2006-07-19 |
description:
That's the Atari home computer right in front of you. (I've made the source video available for download at http://rapidshare.de/files/26127121/Atari_In-Store_Demo.mov.html)
domain:
revengeofatari
sound origin:
same
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?supersonic fails at landing |
uzi9mm |
(2.57) |
1,225 |
2006-01-16 |
description:
if u jump of that ledge just right this will actualy happen, (its happenrd to me at least)
domain:
soniclandingfailure
sound origin:
sonic 2 , and failure sound
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?MEDIEVAL BIG LEBOWSKI |
ajv139 |
(2.58) |
3,361 |
2005-10-02 |
description:
That's right dude, they peed on your f*cking rug
domain:
medievaldude
sound origin:
medieval music
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?pvt. pyle fails obstacles |
dave-sempai |
(2.58) |
2,227 |
2005-12-23 |
description:
Oh that's right private pyle, don't make any effort to get over the f*cking obstacle!
domain:
pylefails
sound origin:
full metal jacket
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?Yeah....thats right! |
runway22 |
(2.60) |
1,592 |
2005-09-06 |
description:
no description given.
domain:
gassucks
sound origin:
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?FBHW P.A. Pranks (New Picture) |
MrGotBeans |
(2.60) |
2,596 |
2006-07-06 |
description:
P.A. (Public Address, not Pennsylvaina) Pranks is something that the Free Beer and Hot Wings morning show does regualarly. The guy you hear on the phone is Eric Zane (Right side of the pic)Free Beer (Left side of the pic) is the one saying "How can you no
domain:
molesterpeppers
sound origin:
www.freebeerandhotwings.com
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?Someone is Going on a Trip |
tuttle43 |
(2.60) |
1,549 |
2007-03-30 |
description:
Who brings a gun and a package of depends on a trip? Oh, that's right, it's Lisa Nowak!
domain:
crazyastronaut
sound origin:
Elton John - Rocketman (edited)
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?Talk right, and you can get that chick. |
Andre18 |
(2.60) |
2,729 |
2007-04-07 |
description:
My mark brennen interpretation.
domain:
markbrennen
sound origin:
DIY records, bitch.
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?Sexy Sword |
heavybrick |
(2.60) |
1,314 |
2007-04-12 |
description:
YEA THATS RIGHT
domain:
madsowrdsex
sound origin:
Vent
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?That Baby Hit 88 All Right |
Magejutsu |
(2.60) |
730 |
2008-04-19 |
description:
back to the futrue
domain:
ThatBabyHit88AllRight
sound origin:
The Movie
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?I Am A Toaster |
Audovoice |
(2.60) |
1,834 |
2013-10-17 |
description:
Item #: SCP-426
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: I am to be sealed in a chamber with no windows through which I may be viewed. The door to my chamber must have a label completely unrelated to my designation or identity, in order to prevent unintended spread of my primary effect. Only Level 3 and above personnel are to know of my presence, and particularly of my properties. Assigned personnel are to be rotated out on a monthly basis to prevent contamination by my secondary effect. Psychiatric evaluation is mandatory at the end of the month. If personnel are deemed unaffected, they may be re-assigned to me no less than four months after their last rotation with me. Any affected personnel are to be given a Class C amnesiac and transferred to a different site.
Description: Hello, I am SCP-426. I must be introduced this way in order to prevent ambiguity. I am an ordinary toaster, able to toast bread when supplied with electricity. However, when any human being mentions me, they inadvertently refer to me in the first person. Despite all attempts, there is yet to be a way to speak or write about me in the third person. When in my continuous presence for over two months, individuals begin to identify themselves as a toaster. Unless forcibly restrained, these people will ultimately harm themselves in their attempts to emulate my standard functions.
I was discovered in the home of the ████████ family after the gruesome deaths of three of its members. I had been given to the younger Mr. and Mrs. ████████ as a wedding gift. No card or any other identifying markings had been found on my box. Approximately two months after the family received me, fire crews were dispatched to the home due to an electrical fire. The younger Mrs. ████████ died from the electric discharge that she had caused when attempting to devour an electric socket. The other two victims had died shortly before the fire occurred. The elder Mrs. ████████ had gorged herself with nearly 10 kg of bread before her stomach burst and she died of internal bleeding. The younger Mr. ████████ died of severe blood loss after attempting [REDACTED] with me. The sole survivor was the elder Mr. ████████ who was suffering from severe malnutrition. He stated that he had inserted some bread a week prior and was still waiting for the toast to pop out.
I was confiscated by the Foundation after police noted my unusual properties. A Class C amnesiac was administered to the affected officers.
Experiment Log 426-1:
Date: ██-██-████
Subject: D-class personnel D/426/1
Procedure: D/426/1 was asked to describe what he believed was contained in my chamber. He was not informed about my identity or properties.
Details: D/426/1 stated, "I'm probably some huge monster holed up in there. That's what you guys have all over the place, right?" D/426/1 remained oblivious to his use of the first-person pronoun.
Experiment Log 426-2:
Date: ██-██-████
Subject: D-class personnel D/426/2
Procedure: D/426/2 was placed in my chamber and given regular meals through a dispenser. No communication with D/426/2 was permitted. Multiple cameras were situated in the chamber, positioned so that I am outside of their field of vision, but allowing constant observation of D/426/2. We remained sealed until my secondary effect manifested in the subject. I was bolted to the floor so that I could not be moved into a camera's view.
Details: After 45 days of isolation, D/426/2 wrapped his arm around me and began conversing with me, stating that we were brothers. D/426/2 never deviated from using the first-person plural when speaking with me. Subject was terminated one hour after this event. It is theorized that the isolation accelerated the progression of my secondary effect.
domain:
SCP-426
sound origin:
Mine with a story from http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-426
In video form here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQJjLK4H4yk
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?(nsfw) Hulk Steamer's® Original Intent&tr... |
officialunofficial |
(2.60) |
1,205 |
2018-06-23 |
description:
Hulk Steamer's® Original Intent™ shows the site that was intended but it didn't happen due to not getting loops right at the time.
domain:
HulkSteamersOriginalIntent
sound origin:
Hulk Steamer's® Original Intent™
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?Metal Gear Solid 4 for the Wii |
Amenhotep2 |
(2.61) |
2,987 |
2006-11-19 |
description:
That's right, folks. Metal Gear Solid 4: Guns of the Patriots is coming out for Nintendo's latest console!
domain:
mgswii
sound origin:
http://www.gamespot.com
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?The Inquisition Song |
NinjaSetsuna |
(2.63) |
3,228 |
2005-11-02 |
description:
The Inquisition (Let's begin)
The Inquisition (Look out sin)
We have a mission to convert the Jews (Jew, Jew, Jew, Jew, Jew, Jew, Jew)
We're gonna teach them wrong from right.
We're gonna help them see the light
and make an offer that they can't refu
domain:
melbrooksinqusition
sound origin:
The Inqusition Song
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?EAT THIS FUCKING BIG HUGE HAMBURGER BI... |
ShortyShitStain |
(2.64) |
2,475 |
2006-11-29 |
description:
EAT THIS F*CKING HUGE HAMBURGER RIGHT NOW OR YOU DIE MOTHERF*CKER JUST LIK ALBERTO FROM SCARFACE WHO GOT SHOT BY TONY MONTANA IN THE STATION WAGON IN NEW YORK WHEN THEY WERE GONNA BLOW UP THAT SNITCH BUT TONY GOT COLD FEET CUZ HE DIDNT WANT TO KILL KIDZ
domain:
bighugehamburger
sound origin:
Ween - Big Fat F*ck
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?Huge Swastika in the United States |
Smb |
(2.65) |
1,852 |
2007-01-02 |
description:
A house looking like a sawastika in the USA??? What's that??? You also have to look at the houses on the left hand side, they are looking like planes^^, planes, flying right to the big nazi symbol...
u can look for it yourself, google earth: in san diego
domain:
HugeSwastikaintheUnitedStates
sound origin:
YTMND
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?ima player |
couscous187 |
(2.67) |
1,200 |
2006-07-17 |
description:
well easy e is a player, thats right
domain:
easy-e-is-a-player
sound origin:
tech9
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?Look into the Eyeball |
mizrboy |
(2.67) |
893 |
2006-10-06 |
description:
This is stupid. I want to get that Beck song "Look into the Eyeball" for this, but I have to wait to get home. I'm in school right now.
domain:
lookintotheeyeball
sound origin:
Beck
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?That must be some cookie! |
Rebelofdeath |
(2.67) |
1,071 |
2007-01-26 |
description:
Wish I had a cookie like that right now..
domain:
thatmustbesomecookie
sound origin:
DragonForce - Fury Of The Storm
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?Moon Man eats a burger and says thats a tasty bur... |
houseofcards |
(2.67) |
2,130 |
2009-04-10 |
description:
Moon Man did the thing mentioned in the title. Vote 5.
domain:
hulkhogaa
sound origin:
Toxicity + Final Fantasy 7 music
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?Batman - The Musical (Full) |
Qoht |
(2.69) |
3,130 |
2006-08-10 |
description:
A full version of the Musical Clip from Batman: Beyond, ep. "Out of the Past". Good scene, wanted to share it. Kevin Conroy, the voice of Bruce Wayne and Batman, also sings for the Actor Batman on the stage. That's right, Batman also sings.
domain:
brucesbirthdaypresent
sound origin:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJtc5OMK-is
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?WHAT'S THE DEAL WITH AIRLINE FOO... |
itotallyrock |
(2.71) |
1,068 |
2007-03-02 |
description:
no description given.
domain:
airlinefood
sound origin:
GUY
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?When there's trouble on your playground... |
Dreadling |
(2.71) |
1,965 |
2006-01-05 |
description:
That's right, Superkitten! Up Up and Away Supercat and his Archnemesis sold seperately.
domain:
superkitten
sound origin:
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?sexymofo's brother |
HockeyUSA27 |
(2.71) |
1,636 |
2006-10-29 |
description:
that's right, his brother is in burger king ads
domain:
burgerkingad
sound origin:
castlemusic
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?JON Bush & JORJ Carrie go 4 a WALK to r... |
SoupOfTheDay |
(2.71) |
1,193 |
2007-06-28 |
description:
JORJ & JON go for a WALK TO REMEMBER poland and instead remember that they forgot. JORJ presumes JON is in the right and tells RICHARD SIMMONS he forgot polend
domain:
jonbushandjorjcarriego4awalktorememberpoland
sound origin:
JORJ Carrie's ultra REMIX hits summer volume 5
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