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The Inquisition (Let's begin) The Inquisition (Look out sin) We have a mission to convert the Jews (Jew, Jew, Jew, Jew, Jew, Jew, Jew) We're gonna teach them wrong from right. We're gonna help them see the light and make an offer that they can't refu

melbrooksinqusition

The Inqusition Song

That's right, folks. Metal Gear Solid 4: Guns of the Patriots is coming out for Nintendo's latest console!

mgswii

http://www.gamespot.com

no description given.

gassucks

P.A. (Public Address, not Pennsylvaina) Pranks is something that the Free Beer and Hot Wings morning show does regualarly. The guy you hear on the phone is Eric Zane (Right side of the pic)Free Beer (Left side of the pic) is the one saying "How can you no

molesterpeppers

www.freebeerandhotwings.com

Who brings a gun and a package of depends on a trip? Oh, that's right, it's Lisa Nowak!

crazyastronaut

Elton John - Rocketman (edited)

My mark brennen interpretation.

markbrennen

DIY records, bitch.

YEA THATS RIGHT

madsowrdsex

Vent

back to the futrue

ThatBabyHit88AllRight

The Movie

Item #: SCP-426 Object Class: Euclid Special Containment Procedures: I am to be sealed in a chamber with no windows through which I may be viewed. The door to my chamber must have a label completely unrelated to my designation or identity, in order to prevent unintended spread of my primary effect. Only Level 3 and above personnel are to know of my presence, and particularly of my properties. Assigned personnel are to be rotated out on a monthly basis to prevent contamination by my secondary effect. Psychiatric evaluation is mandatory at the end of the month. If personnel are deemed unaffected, they may be re-assigned to me no less than four months after their last rotation with me. Any affected personnel are to be given a Class C amnesiac and transferred to a different site. Description: Hello, I am SCP-426. I must be introduced this way in order to prevent ambiguity. I am an ordinary toaster, able to toast bread when supplied with electricity. However, when any human being mentions me, they inadvertently refer to me in the first person. Despite all attempts, there is yet to be a way to speak or write about me in the third person. When in my continuous presence for over two months, individuals begin to identify themselves as a toaster. Unless forcibly restrained, these people will ultimately harm themselves in their attempts to emulate my standard functions. I was discovered in the home of the ████████ family after the gruesome deaths of three of its members. I had been given to the younger Mr. and Mrs. ████████ as a wedding gift. No card or any other identifying markings had been found on my box. Approximately two months after the family received me, fire crews were dispatched to the home due to an electrical fire. The younger Mrs. ████████ died from the electric discharge that she had caused when attempting to devour an electric socket. The other two victims had died shortly before the fire occurred. The elder Mrs. ████████ had gorged herself with nearly 10 kg of bread before her stomach burst and she died of internal bleeding. The younger Mr. ████████ died of severe blood loss after attempting [REDACTED] with me. The sole survivor was the elder Mr. ████████ who was suffering from severe malnutrition. He stated that he had inserted some bread a week prior and was still waiting for the toast to pop out. I was confiscated by the Foundation after police noted my unusual properties. A Class C amnesiac was administered to the affected officers. Experiment Log 426-1: Date: ██-██-████ Subject: D-class personnel D/426/1 Procedure: D/426/1 was asked to describe what he believed was contained in my chamber. He was not informed about my identity or properties. Details: D/426/1 stated, "I'm probably some huge monster holed up in there. That's what you guys have all over the place, right?" D/426/1 remained oblivious to his use of the first-person pronoun. Experiment Log 426-2: Date: ██-██-████ Subject: D-class personnel D/426/2 Procedure: D/426/2 was placed in my chamber and given regular meals through a dispenser. No communication with D/426/2 was permitted. Multiple cameras were situated in the chamber, positioned so that I am outside of their field of vision, but allowing constant observation of D/426/2. We remained sealed until my secondary effect manifested in the subject. I was bolted to the floor so that I could not be moved into a camera's view. Details: After 45 days of isolation, D/426/2 wrapped his arm around me and began conversing with me, stating that we were brothers. D/426/2 never deviated from using the first-person plural when speaking with me. Subject was terminated one hour after this event. It is theorized that the isolation accelerated the progression of my secondary effect.

SCP-426

Mine with a story from http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-426 In video form here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQJjLK4H4yk

Hulk Steamer's® Original Intent™ shows the site that was intended but it didn't happen due to not getting loops right at the time.

HulkSteamersOriginalIntent

Hulk Steamer's® Original Intent™

That's right dude, they peed on your f*cking rug

medievaldude

medieval music

Oh that's right private pyle, don't make any effort to get over the f*cking obstacle!

pylefails

full metal jacket

if u jump of that ledge just right this will actualy happen, (its happenrd to me at least)

soniclandingfailure

sonic 2 , and failure sound

This is actually me at san diego comic con. The dude walked right by me i was like WTF! its that one guy! so i had my friend snag a pic for me with my phone.

nsmsupersuit

That's the Atari home computer right in front of you. (I've made the source video available for download at http://rapidshare.de/files/26127121/Atari_In-Store_Demo.mov.html)

revengeofatari

same

Inspired by that "Right Now" site a while back. I was bored, sue me.

thekinglikestoburnfur

http://lolnewbedagain.ytmnd.com/

The Sega Terradrive sucks. Its not too late to make that joke right? Also epic domain grab. Vote 5.

segaterradrive

Sega Terradrive(its gay)

no description given.

sixtyeight

That's me getting humped in the face by my friend in World of Warcraft. He started dancing, and I felt compelled to sit down right in front of his feverishly thrusting crotch for some reason.

wowfacehump

YTMND.com

thats right n****r

niggerbarrelnigsong

ytmnd

This is a YTMND dedicated to sh*t Brit actress and queen of all things Chav, Daniella Westbrook. She had a notoriously bad cocaine habit that ate right through her septum. God love her!!

westbrookseptum

Ever been burned, feels like this? Sounds like her!

theysaytheyloveyou

http://megamanxandzero.ytmnd.com/

well we all hated that bitch right?, this may not be suitible for work just to warn you ;)

LOLtheExorsist

running in the 90s

no description given.

southpacific

Can't remember

That's right, folks. This is how it all began.

epicbattle

E.S. Posthumus - Pompeii

ever wonder when sliced bread was invented? well NOW WE KNOW. thats right ladys and gentlemen, the mystery had been solved.

sbread

dunno

that's right! the makers of legalized marijuana are now going after legalzied child porn and animal sex. let's vote them in! ^_^

dutchpedos

Koreans are pedophiles

The one on the right is an actual billboard that was put up by my house awhile back, the one on the left is my input on the subject.

mcconnell

http://www.grsites.com/exec/public/soundview.cgi?dir=vehicle&fn=

THIS IS MY CREATION FOR YTMND. MY FRIEND SAID THAT I SHOULD MAKE IT BECAUSE IT COULD GET TO THE TOP 5 BECAUSE IT IS A COOL PIC. I ASSUME ALL RIGHTS FOR THIS YTMND.

THISISWHATHAPPENSWHENYOURHEADEXPLODES

tv

That's a fine piece of *ss right there.

litahot

... Forgot that too...