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iwoninternetz

one weakness

Im the type of person that brings a weapon to a party if im planning on fighting. I fight to win no matter what it takes. Im NOT afraid to kick someone as hard as i can in the nuts, FROM BEHIND. Yah thats right. I would cheap shot the f*ck out of any of y

jonathanspurse

King of the Hill

I was starting a new account on neopets just because I felt like it and they froze me right away (I'm still figuring that one out)

thefinaltruthneopetssucks

NOOOOOOO...! (If you don't know what that is, YOU suck)

A friend noticed that this pic comes right up as a thumbnail when you google "spaceman".

spaceman2009

every other rick rolled ytmnd

moonmanstoleyourpride. BEOTCH!!

fuckcrackerswetotazllypwnyoubitchesasses

fuckit

1. Strap On That Venky Smile 2. Dr. Cock 3. Crank That Ho 4. Sorry Bitch 5. My Stallion (Pt. 1) 6. Pollo Niggas 7. Right To The Nigga Ways... 8. Captain Fuck 9. Nigga Sweat

hishonorableApple

The Appol a Day keeps Him at ease

Isabella: Uh, Major Monogram? Major Monogram: Uh, Yes. Isabella: So none of us will remember ANY of today? Major Monogram: That's right. Isabella: Good. Isabella kisses Phineas Phineas: (Gasp) Isabella! Isabella: Hit it Carl! Phineas: Wait! Wait! Wait! Carl activates Amnesia-inator. Butthead: This Sucks! Beavis: Yeah. Brock: Damn It! I THOUGH THE COLD WAR WAS OVER!!!!! Conker: STUPID WRITTERS!!!!!

pfmoviea

Toy Story on Sega Genesis

Hi all! My name is Twan, and I'm from The Netherlands! (yea, that awsome country). There is this newspaper in my country called "Metro". They offer 1 person to go into space! (no joke!) The only this you need is a good story, and votes. The people with the most votes go to a jury, and they will pick one person to go to space. I already have 1119 votes. But the person who is #1 has almost 4000 votes, I currently 7th. So my question is: Would you please vote for me? This is a unique opportunity! I really want to go. It is amazing to see the earth from outer space. So would you please go to this link: http://bit.ly/GDvHTS and vote for me? =D It litterly takes 3 seconds. Just click on the little yellow button at the bottom right of my story =) I would love you forever if you can get me to space! =) Thank you in advance! Greetz, Twan

journeytospace

Do not need sound =)

The man you recall on the call has been seated before you ---- The problem with the man [was] that he was suddenly employed as I in the labratory. ---- and so influenced to do the same as I. You're right as you will remain but if you read all the notes you'll know I bring him the joy of creation.

steamtfu

Five Nights at Freddy's

They invaded with stuff that isn't even doom what does that mean?...I have no frikin idea

Thisisyourdoom

The End is near the cats are hear rhymes are easy when you are squeeze or if thats how you spell it i dont want to smell it damn im good with rhymes in just the right amount of time my grammar is bad but not in Real Life i just spelled it quick to get to the next Step so i will just type MMMmmm dammit no ryhmes mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttoooooooooooooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaassssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyybbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbuuuuuuuuuuuutttttttttttttttttttttteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaassssssssssssssssssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhooooooooooooooooooooollllllllllllllleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeessssssssssssssssss lolololy pie fat obese me doin sums

a man from our area one Korsakov went to Latvia yesterday1 he was peculating 2 3 tonnes, broke his leg bone a man from our area one Korsakov got hit into his snot he was unfortunate, broke his nasal bone a man from our area one Korsakov was eating fresh cucumbers stuck a thumb into his eye, now his thumb bone is broken a man from our area one Korsakov, he was lifting a closet he shouldn´t have lifted, now his thigh bone has broken a man from our area one Korsakov, he saw a hoodlum, wanted to give a call to the cops, broke his chin bone a man from our area one Korsakov, he was looking at the stars a shame that he looked, his neck bone broke in two a man from our area one Korsakov went to a shop yesterday came home in a wheelchair, broke his leg bone a man from our area one Korsakov, he was smoking he got dizzy, fell down and shin bone´s broken3 a man from our area one Korsakov, he was putting a cast on he thought, a simple job and right away broke his carpal bone a man from our area one Korsakov jacked off yesterday4 he did it(=hit) strongly, broke his pelvis in two a man from our area one Korsakov brought a/his Mrs home he shouldn´t have brought, it/she broke his finger bone a man from our area one Korsakov went into water during winter he didn´t come out any more, probably some bone is broken a muscleman´s life isn´t easy at all

WinnyPuhhMeiecundimeesksKorsakovlkseileLtti

internet

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

Hubacub

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sign me the FUCK up 👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good shit go౦ԁ sHit👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌shit right👌👌th 👌 ere👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my selｆ 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠＯOOＯOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Good shit

signmethefuckup

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Thekamagrastore

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DUDE i just LOVE the hustle and bustle of the Sidson.city™, it’s so DYNAMIC and makes me feel like i’m in one of my favourite WEBSITES. you should totally come on down to Sidson.city™'s many boards, it’s got ZERO HARDCOREPORN TOLERANCE and everything, we can crack open a thread on /sid/ or three and get crazy watching some SHONEN on /cape/! and dude, dude, DUDE, we have GOTTA go down to the Sidchat- listen here, right, it’s a CHATROOM where us SIDTY DWELLERS who do ADULTING can go SHITPOST. BUT!!!! it’s also an IMAGEBOARD like when we were kids, so we can use TRIPCODES, without twitterdrones or Discord Schizos bothering us. speaking of which the Jannies and i have finally decided to tie the knot- literally -we’re both getting SIDTY+ tomorrow at the SIDSON CITY TERMINAL, that way we can save money to spent more on ourselves and our FURBABIES. i’m fuckin JACKED man, i’m gonna SLAM this city and pop open another thread!!!

yourethesidsonnowcity

sidson.city

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hattieejohnson

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#LeagueOfShadows is a special comprised of the forty-third and forty-fourth episodes of Season 1 of DC Super Hero Girls. The boys sing Save You With My Love while Kara attempts to attack them repeatedly as the rest of the Super Hero Girls try to stop her. Eventually, Bumblebee discovers that Supergirl's got Ra's' mind-control song stuck in her head and "the only way to get it out is to hit her right in the heart", and informs this to Hal. Hal, Barry and Garth sing the bridge of the song, which is coincidentally ties into snapping Supergirl out of the trance, while the other Super Hero Girls hug Supergirl tightly. Garth's high-pitched note causes the Demon Fang to break, forcing Ra's to retreat, and Supergirl lands on stage and starts dancing to the rest of the song alongside the other Super Hero Girls, Hal, Barry and Garth.

InvinciBros

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WVZZkK4qrs8

Welcome to the world of Doja Cat. Born and raised in L.A., the 24-year-old self-taught singer-rapper is a vet of sorts. The arts were central to her upbringing, and she started sharing her music on Soundcloud back in 2013. A year later she dropped her much-buzzed-about ‘Purrr!’ EP. Ever since, she’s nurtured an ever-growing array of feverish fans who revere her for combining a radiant charisma with unique flow and tongue-in-cheek lyrics (see: the irresistible“MOOO!”). Seems like Doja has designed her version of alt-R&B to take off in any direction she chooses. Tours with Lizzo and Theophilius London led right into 2018’s impressive ‘Amala,’ her debut proper, followed by last year’s ‘Hot Pink.’ That album’s “Say So” is currently clocking big numbers. Arresting visuals help. Her videos for both her radio juggernaut and "Rules" are wildly fun. When the Vevo production team united with the feline phenom to figure out performance ideas, the creative juices were flowing. The goal? Put the “cat” in Doja Cat - a decision that resulted in what’s probably our most ambitious studio build to date for a LIFT performance. For her “Streets” performance, we built Doja a massive bowl of 2%, where she was clearly in her element. And if that isn’t peak, then the human-sized scratching house is. Dressed in full cat-ear regalia, she pawed her way through the two-story structure, purring the lyrics to her R&B throwback jam “Say So.” Director: Priya Minhas, Producer: Sacha Noelle, Producer: Maddy Schmidt, Producer: Ben Fuqua, Production Company: Contrast Films, Director of Photography: David Okolo, Editor: Austin Prahl, Design & VFX: Sydney Emery, Music & Talent: Annie Shapiro & Jordan Ferree, Executive Producer: Micah Bickham. #DojaCat #Streets #VevoLIFT #HotPink http://vevo.ly/83XvDH

StreetsLIFT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x-QrNb4CkL8

AGE: 34 , HEIGHT: 5'10" , WEIGHT: 134lbs. Victoria Beckett started her rise to power by attending West Point Military Academy when she was 18. Later becoming an Infantry Officer for the US Army in 2027. In her four year service she served in the Eastern European War of 2031, where she was wounded by a rocket that hit her MATV. Her combat expertise lead to her soldiers calling her "War Mother". After leaving the Army she still had a strong desire to fight. DIQ noticed she had an immense talent for combat operations and hired her for their new Security Forces Branch. Starting off as a Section Commander it wasn't long before she became the Chief Deputy Director of the entire SF. She endulges in her newfound power and wealth so much that looking at her you wouldn't assume she's a tested war veteran. From the DIQ Headquarters she managed NAT's forces in the Liberation Wars with her right hand Amanda Grant. While stern and well disciplined, she is not against letting loose and having fun when there isn't work to do. Enjoying the fruits of her labor with expensive drinks and other poisons. The only thing that can match her ferocious appetite for fighting is her sex drive. Many men fear her in both aspects. Only the best warriors get rewarded with her time in the bedroom. You better stand at attention for her...

VictoriaB

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