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buzzlookanalien

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZS0N6a6xqk

Just to get it over and done with. Lol. You'll notice I added an extra "E" in the image and sound origin

youforgotmacgyvervote10

MACGYVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

navyseal

from https://www.youtube.com/user/BruceWillakers

I had to delete my old one to fix the sound. Get over it if you are offended. And if you are going to say this is old, then why the F*ck did you click on this link? Dumbasses.

aofficalsong

YTMND.com

Help YTMND get a new piece of music out there for fads. We're all sick of hearing the same thing over and over again. Vote and comment which ones you like best! More coming soon.

newemo1

Cute is what we aim for CD

Dracula would you quit stalling for time already, you're exploding, get over it

noaugh

Castlevania: Symphony of the Night

I hated having to jump over this guy in City Jumper. It's inevitable, like your first time playing Resident Evil 4 you're going to get pwned by the chainsaw guy. :(

cityjumper

City Jumper

Overly harsh and poorly thought out, but you get my point.

lolendlessarguments

2001

Networking teachers are underpaid and over worked. The don't get any special benifits for being homosexuals, and they are ignored for promotions just because they "can't teach" and they are "underqualified". Well heres to you mister sub-par networking tea

Fortyyearoldvirgin

To all those that hate the shoe on head fad. f*ck YOU. It's Funny. GET OVER IT. You're fad is hating fads..f*g.

nesm

T-Pain - I'm in love with a stripper

Effective immediately, I'm quitting [softcore] pornography. After seeing the sights for damn near 10 years, I think it's time to retire. The "WOW" factor, has dwindled over the years, imo. Maybe it's because I've gotten older. I don't know, but I think I've finally seen it all, when it comes down to "breaking the threshold" between fantasy and reality when you're looking at a girl's frickin CERVIX (you know, that little tiny hole the baby's gotta go through BEFORE getting to the birth canal part). Love it, hate it, wallpaper it. Whatever.

taylorrainscervix

Skies of Arcadia

What kind of a hospital is this!? ... .... ... What kind of a hospital WAS that? "This goes on for a while. Like an hour." "But I got out, right?" "Yeah... but then you got back in." "Did you get the part where I was Space Ghost, a Tribute to Freedom?" "No, we recorded over that." "What?" "I mean, I couldn't find it." "Then what was the point of sanding my face off?"

whatkindofahospitalwasthat

Space Ghost Coast to Coast Episode: Flipmode

Notorious navy seal copy pasta turned song hat the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your Life. You're fucking Dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy Retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking Dead, kiddo.

navysealsong

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NsZMbs5PC64&feature=plcp

If you have enjoyed MyHeritage, by finding what celebrities you look like. It's a lie. You don't look like them. Get over it.

myheritage

Neodammerung (Matrix ; When Neo fights Mr. Smith)

I don't care what you planned today. Get your ass over to the nearest horsefarm and beat off some horses, Dead or Alive(R)! Also, this is contains my official profile pic

ITSBEATOFFSATURDAY

margie/Andariel Halo

I am not a racist this is merely a joke. If you are offended GET OVER IT it was over 150 years ago.

whipitwhipitgood

Devo

You get pulled over for going 90 in a 45. The cop says he'll let you off with a warning...Bad time : /

badtimestoquoteexodusgodsandkings

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I know most of you are gona get pissed at this but guess what the world does not revolve around you stop cryn' over some site you didn't make if you don't stop cryn' grab a knife and cut yourself cause your a f*ckn' emo!

freefallnpicard

ytmnd

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RWJDoesYourMom

A combination of generic moaning and the song "Doing your mom" By ray william johnson, crying supplied by me

Emo kids suck. You grew up in suburbia. Get over yourself. Cut your stupid bangs.

grewupinsuburbia

Simple Plan

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

whatthefuckdidyoujustfuckingsayaboutmeyoulittlebitch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mh-4Z3fQSc

You might think you've peeped the scene You haven't, the real one's far too mean The watered down one, the one you know Was made up centuries ago They made it sound all wack and corny Yes, it's awful, blasted boring Twisted fictions, sick addiction Well, gather 'round, children, zip it, listen Can we get much higher? So high Oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh, oh Oh, oh Can we get much higher? So high Oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh, oh Oh, oh Can we get much higher? So high Oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh, oh Oh, oh Can we get much higher? So high Oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh, oh Oh, oh Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah I fantasized 'bout this back in Chicago Mercy, mercy me, that Murcielago That's me, the first year that I blow How you say broke in Spanish? Me, no hablo Me drown sorrow in that Diablo Me found bravery in my bravado DJs need to listen to the models "You ain't got no fuckin' Yeezy in your Serato?" Stupid, but what the hell do I know? I'm just a Chi-town nigga with a Nas flow And my chick in that new Phoebe Philo So much head, I woke up to Sleepy Hollow Can we get much higher? Oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh, oh Oh, oh Look like a fat booty Céline Dion Sex is on fire, I'm the King of Leon-a Lewis Beyond the truest, hey, teacher, teacher Tell me, how do you respond to students? And refresh the page and restart the memory? Respark the soul and rebuild the energy? We stopped the ignorance, we killed the enemies Sorry for the night demons still visit me The plan was to drink until the pain over But what's worse, the pain or the hangover? Fresh air, rollin' down the window Too many Urkels on your team, that's why your wins low Don't make me pull the toys out, huh Don't make me pull the toys And fire up the engines, huh And then they make noise Can we get much higher? So high Oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh, oh Oh, oh At the mall, there was a séance Just kids, no parents Then the sky filled with herons (I saw the devil) in a Chrysler LeBaron And the hell, it wouldn't spare us And the fires did declare us But after that, took pills, kissed an heiress And woke up back in Paris Can we get much higher? So high Oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh, oh Oh, oh Can we get much higher? So high Oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh, oh Oh, oh Can we get much higher? So high Oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh, oh Oh, oh Can we get much higher? So high Oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh, oh Oh, oh Can we get much higher? So high Oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh, oh Oh, oh

JMSCNX

meme

That's right, Dave got a shave! So track down the best footage you can, get some pirate footage of Sweeney Todd, and have Johnny Depp give David Letterman the closest shave he'll ever get! The more over the top, the better the sound, the likelier to win

slitdavesthroat

The Price Is Right

The best day ever for JFK. Folks, it's just a joke. No need to get pissy over it. If you never seen or heard of John F. Kennedy or anything about his assassination, then don't watch. There, I said it.

JFKbde

Ytmnd/Spongebob

big conspiracy

fuckvalvewurmbritain

thats the new valve insult btw. it means there fucking niggers who break into your house and steal your tv in the middle of the night. that led to some he was so burnt he had to talk about things that i dont GIVE a fuck about. wewgas. me saying so, him angry now, i put it like, i dont care about foreginers cause i dont got to. now is hwere it gets bad you see his real intentions. he then pretty uch attacked america with a statement. me insulted him badly. said something .. wait was gonna say but .. i had said tht one earlier, suck the queens dick a reply to someones comment hows the healthcare ..death.. i just told him what are you going to do? attack all of america? ok normal convo. 1st amendment. im set on KOS tell chat asshole over chat put me on KOS. banned 1 hr. oll after 1 hour the server was reset

This is not intended for people over the age of one million. Anybody eating a sandwich may need to step out of the room. If you have to pee get it over with before it changes your mind about this page. Somebodey get me a whoopie cussion... were go'n LIVE

enrangedmuffin

CREATED BY YOUTUBE USER HOUSEHOLD HACKER... I THINK

http://cs.nyack.edu/rossp/whatif/whatif.wmv I realize that this is probably a bad idea and that this will most likely get photoshopped 1000 times over but oh well. If you have a song request you'd like me to sign that isn't bad, lemme know.

whatifyourewrong

What If - Nichole Nordeman

Mohamed sucks dicks with Jesus. So f*ck 'em both. Get over it, it's a f*ckING CARTOON YOU PUSSIES.

fuckmohamed

Buju Banton - Murdera

ASS, COOL, RAINBOW, BEST

rainbowsandsweetasses

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Takeme