?Diva Plavalaguna - Fifth Element (1997) |
Skanda |
(3.00) |
105 |
2024-12-17 |
description:
Diva Plavalaguna is a famous and revered operatic performer in the film's universe. She is the trusted contact of the Mondoshawans, who entrusted the elemental stones to her for safekeeping before their demise at the hands of Mangalore mercenaries.
The Diva is referenced, though not by identity, as the contact Leeloo is meant to meet with to obtain the stones early in the film. She would be located on Fhloston at a luxurious hotel where she was set to perform.
She is described as having outstanding performances by Ruby Rhod, and appears to be a subject of great respect and admiration, as her show at the hotel was populated by dignitaries and celebrities from all over the cosmos. She is seen for the first time being escorted to her suite in the hotel by her companions and hotel security. The awestruck head of security stammers and appears nervous in front of her.
She senses Leeloo's presence behind a wall down the hallway. Turning to one of her companions and communicating quietly, she sends the companion to tell Leeloo that she is happy she is here and she will give her what she came for.
The Diva is next seen in the opera hall, giving what turned out to be her final performance. She sings a slow, melancholy melody at first, that suddenly becomes more upbeat and impressive as she delivers talent that evokes a standing ovation from the crowd.
Later, the Diva is shot through the abdomen while still on stage by invading Mangalores. She falls, with Korben reaching to her and pulling her down to the floor behind the seats. Encouraging her to stay awake, he implores her to tell him where the stones are. She tells him about Leeloo's strength, and that she is more fragile than she appears, requiring both his love and support to complete her mission. She informs him with her dying breath that the stones were "...in me." Korben deciphers this to mean that the stones were literally being housed inside her, being able to access them by reaching through the bullet hole in her abdomen and pulling them out.
Played by: Maïwenn Le Besco
Voiced by: Inva Mula-Tchako (opera)
domain:
DivaPlavalaguna
sound origin:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8qA7XtJE_f0
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?Booty-ray Dicks |
vrinfidel |
(2.89) |
1,543 |
2007-05-04 |
description:
1080p turns me on!
domain:
booty-ray
sound origin:
2 Live Crew
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?What The Fuck Did You Just Fucking Say About ... |
JLen503 |
(2.85) |
3,727 |
2012-07-16 |
description:
Notorious navy seal copy pasta turned song
hat the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your Life. You're fucking Dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy Retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking Dead, kiddo.
domain:
navysealsong
sound origin:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NsZMbs5PC64&feature=plcp
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?Count Chocula+Frankenberry=Hot Sex??? |
goatwiz27 |
(2.80) |
1,681 |
2006-09-03 |
description:
Frankenberry sure turns me on.....
domain:
myfantasy
sound origin:
Monster Mash
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?Smoke Billowing Up from Between Her Legs |
skidstainleafbeef6 |
(2.75) |
1,248 |
2010-12-09 |
description:
"Out enjoying the sun while sitting on a turned-on waffle iron. Smoke billowing up from between her legs made me vomit beautifully."
domain:
captainbeefpena
sound origin:
Captain Beefheart-Trout Mask Replica
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?Why is there a peppers!?!? |
magicbologna |
(2.57) |
2,374 |
2006-05-02 |
description:
He does not really creep me out. Sort of..turns me on if anything to tell you the truth.
domain:
whyisthereapeppers
sound origin:
chrono trigger
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?turn me on |
cptkirk |
(2.57) |
748 |
2006-11-23 |
description:
turn me on
domain:
turnonfe
sound origin:
ilovewavs.com
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?Cho Seung-Hui Sleep Simulator |
ToastChef |
(2.57) |
1,883 |
2007-07-22 |
description:
'...he never turned off the lights when he was going to bed.' on the song: 'I heard it. It would wake me up in the morning sometimes.' - CNN Transcripts. I also heard that he actually slept under a lamp. I tried to recreate that.
domain:
ChoSeungSleep
sound origin:
CHECK DESCRIPTION
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?Now that I got a PC |
Sharlatan |
(2.55) |
1,375 |
2006-11-21 |
description:
Emo bootup of a classic mac
domain:
mymacisemo
sound origin:
Union Underground - Turn me on Mr. Deadman
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?Turn Me On Rave |
imbrog |
(2.50) |
726 |
2011-09-13 |
description:
Turn me on, baby
domain:
turnmeonrave
sound origin:
David Guetta Feat Nicki Minaj
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?Combat Chuck |
kirbybong |
(2.25) |
1,116 |
2006-09-22 |
description:
this is my best friend!!! he is the one that turned me to this site. his name on here Combat Chuck!!!!!!
domain:
Combat-Chuck
sound origin:
Five Iron Frenzy-Combat Chuck
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?hotties |
rammstein720 |
(2.20) |
1,002 |
2006-08-12 |
description:
some hotties turned me on, so i made a YTMND for them.
domain:
twistedhotties
sound origin:
singingfish
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?Flash Gordon - Oh My God! This girl's reall... |
lefty |
(2.15) |
2,258 |
2004-05-21 |
description:
no description given.
domain:
turnon
sound origin:
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?Man She's Turning Me On |
admovies |
(2.11) |
1,095 |
2005-08-14 |
description:
no description given.
domain:
shesturningmeon
sound origin:
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?Turn me on, dead man. |
Magna |
(2.00) |
1,018 |
2004-06-26 |
description:
no description given.
domain:
turnmeondeadman
sound origin:
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?Many Men ft Trump |
Patent |
(2.00) |
319 |
2024-07-16 |
description:
Many men
Many, many, many, many men
Wish death 'pon me
Lord, I don't cry no more
Don't look to the sky no more
Have mercy on me
[Verse 1: 50 Cent]
Now man, these pussy niggas puttin' money on my head
Go on and get your refund, motherfucker, I ain't dead
I'm the diamond in the dirt that ain't been found
I'm the underground king and I ain't been crowned
When I rhyme, somethin' special happened every time
I'm the greatest, somethin' like Ali in his prime
I walk the block with the bundles, I've been knocked on the humble
Swing the ox when I rumble, show your ass what my gun do
Got a temper, nigga, go 'head, lose your head
Turn your back on me, get clapped and lose your legs
I walk around, gun on my waist, chip on my shoulder
'Til I bust a clip in your face, pussy, this beef ain't over
[Chorus: 50 Cent]
Many men
Many, many, many, many men
Wish death 'pon me
Lord, I don't cry no more
Don't look to the sky no more
Have mercy on me
Have mercy on my soul
Somewhere my heart turned cold
Have mercy on many men
Many, many, many, many men
Wish death 'pon me
domain:
manymentrump
sound origin:
Curtis Jackson
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?Faul McCartney |
ante |
(1.88) |
1,454 |
2005-08-22 |
description:
turn me on deadman
domain:
faul
sound origin:
The Beatles -Strawberry Fields Forever
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?MJMetts Chew! |
mintxian |
(1.80) |
365 |
2007-08-06 |
description:
My brother has a history of posting bad pictures of me on the internet. Now it's his turn.
domain:
mjmetts
sound origin:
Jet Set Radio Future
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?Magic The Gathering Epic Battle |
Steo |
(1.57) |
2,413 |
2008-03-13 |
description:
I drew cho-manno on my first turn and held out long enough to play pariah on him, thus rendering me invincible. In the game, the pre-built green deck has no counter for this tactic, but it was fun to see Molimo as a 48/48 with trample. Without cho-manno,
domain:
NerdXing
sound origin:
The Epic song (Nightwish - Ghost love score)
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?(nsfw) Diablo |
thorglim |
(1.33) |
987 |
2012-05-31 |
description:
http://www.reddit.com/r/gaming/comments/ue8p0/my_girlfriend_and_i_wanted_to_cuddle_but_we/
domain:
justplayingd3
sound origin:
Big Boi - Turns me on. It seemed fitting for the picture.
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?Dont turn your back on me! |
Bowlaxin123 |
(1.33) |
230 |
2007-12-30 |
description:
no description given.
domain:
dontturnyourbackonme
sound origin:
Personal
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?Phallic Weather Report 2.0 |
HawkeyeMatt |
(1.33) |
1,247 |
2008-05-02 |
description:
not as funny as the other phallic weather man> but by golly< this made me lol> i turned sticky keys on by accident by the way>>> john mcloughlin is a douche f*ggot
domain:
phallicweatherreport
sound origin:
electric six
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?Drunk girls turn me ON |
rottenmac |
(1.13) |
1,206 |
2006-04-26 |
description:
no description given.
domain:
drunkgirls
sound origin:
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