| ?How many licks? |
King-Sam |
(2.63) |
638 |
2006-05-20 |
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description:
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?
domain:
howmanylicks1
sound origin:
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| ?Mortal Kombat characters work it. |
DaTerminator |
(2.62) |
3,951 |
2005-07-22 |
|
description:
I was looking through all the "work it" sites and this idea popped up in my head.
domain:
mortalkombatwork
sound origin:
daft punk
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| ?POP THAT PUSSAY HAY POP THAT PUSSAY... |
tamlin |
(2.62) |
1,035 |
2006-06-02 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
popthatpuzay
sound origin:
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| ? New Orleans Favorite Pop Group?? |
zacarooni |
(2.60) |
3,293 |
2005-09-08 |
|
description:
walking on sunshine funny
domain:
neworleansmusic
sound origin:
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| ?Juggler |
TRQ |
(2.60) |
1,497 |
2006-02-02 |
|
description:
no description given.
domain:
juggeler
sound origin:
boston pops
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| ?liefkleinkonijntje |
eedze |
(2.60) |
1,058 |
2006-06-01 |
|
description:
dutch pop hit with watership down image
domain:
liefkleinkonijntje
sound origin:
watership down movie
|
| ?Even dogs are poppin their collars |
ducksoup |
(2.60) |
1,643 |
2006-07-30 |
|
description:
Dog with a popped collar.
domain:
dpc
sound origin:
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| ?I Am A Toaster |
Audovoice |
(2.60) |
1,811 |
2013-10-17 |
|
description:
Item #: SCP-426
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: I am to be sealed in a chamber with no windows through which I may be viewed. The door to my chamber must have a label completely unrelated to my designation or identity, in order to prevent unintended spread of my primary effect. Only Level 3 and above personnel are to know of my presence, and particularly of my properties. Assigned personnel are to be rotated out on a monthly basis to prevent contamination by my secondary effect. Psychiatric evaluation is mandatory at the end of the month. If personnel are deemed unaffected, they may be re-assigned to me no less than four months after their last rotation with me. Any affected personnel are to be given a Class C amnesiac and transferred to a different site.
Description: Hello, I am SCP-426. I must be introduced this way in order to prevent ambiguity. I am an ordinary toaster, able to toast bread when supplied with electricity. However, when any human being mentions me, they inadvertently refer to me in the first person. Despite all attempts, there is yet to be a way to speak or write about me in the third person. When in my continuous presence for over two months, individuals begin to identify themselves as a toaster. Unless forcibly restrained, these people will ultimately harm themselves in their attempts to emulate my standard functions.
I was discovered in the home of the ████████ family after the gruesome deaths of three of its members. I had been given to the younger Mr. and Mrs. ████████ as a wedding gift. No card or any other identifying markings had been found on my box. Approximately two months after the family received me, fire crews were dispatched to the home due to an electrical fire. The younger Mrs. ████████ died from the electric discharge that she had caused when attempting to devour an electric socket. The other two victims had died shortly before the fire occurred. The elder Mrs. ████████ had gorged herself with nearly 10 kg of bread before her stomach burst and she died of internal bleeding. The younger Mr. ████████ died of severe blood loss after attempting [REDACTED] with me. The sole survivor was the elder Mr. ████████ who was suffering from severe malnutrition. He stated that he had inserted some bread a week prior and was still waiting for the toast to pop out.
I was confiscated by the Foundation after police noted my unusual properties. A Class C amnesiac was administered to the affected officers.
Experiment Log 426-1:
Date: ██-██-████
Subject: D-class personnel D/426/1
Procedure: D/426/1 was asked to describe what he believed was contained in my chamber. He was not informed about my identity or properties.
Details: D/426/1 stated, "I'm probably some huge monster holed up in there. That's what you guys have all over the place, right?" D/426/1 remained oblivious to his use of the first-person pronoun.
Experiment Log 426-2:
Date: ██-██-████
Subject: D-class personnel D/426/2
Procedure: D/426/2 was placed in my chamber and given regular meals through a dispenser. No communication with D/426/2 was permitted. Multiple cameras were situated in the chamber, positioned so that I am outside of their field of vision, but allowing constant observation of D/426/2. We remained sealed until my secondary effect manifested in the subject. I was bolted to the floor so that I could not be moved into a camera's view.
Details: After 45 days of isolation, D/426/2 wrapped his arm around me and began conversing with me, stating that we were brothers. D/426/2 never deviated from using the first-person plural when speaking with me. Subject was terminated one hour after this event. It is theorized that the isolation accelerated the progression of my secondary effect.
domain:
SCP-426
sound origin:
Mine with a story from http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-426
In video form here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQJjLK4H4yk
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| ?Moon Man pops bubble wrap around shellshocked ... |
Raamrod |
(2.58) |
1,335 |
2009-10-05 |
|
description:
no description given.
domain:
iamsobored
sound origin:
AT&T Bitches
|
| ?pop goes the weasel |
renn |
(2.57) |
1,101 |
2006-01-06 |
|
description:
no description given.
domain:
microwavegames
sound origin:
|
| ?WoW players drop good loot. |
hippoking |
(2.57) |
5,153 |
2006-11-19 |
|
description:
A sad entry on the World of Warcraft forums.
Image is one I picked up on my lonely journey around the internets, but I couldn't find another YTMND using it (at least by searching using obvious words).
domain:
goodloot
sound origin:
Evolution (time is pop) - Ayumi Hamasaki
|
| ?Medieval Three Second Pop Tarts |
SinisterCinnamon |
(2.56) |
4,277 |
2005-10-02 |
|
description:
no description given.
domain:
m3spoptarts
sound origin:
|
| ?Hilary Duff Loves Math |
agentstinky |
(2.56) |
2,501 |
2007-04-07 |
|
description:
Who knew America's teen pop princess was so enamored of the y-coordinate of a theoretical point?
domain:
dufflovesmath
sound origin:
Hilary Duff - Why Not?
|
| ?Moonman hits the pop charts |
yoursitesucks |
(2.56) |
2,694 |
2008-10-17 |
|
description:
no description given.
domain:
mymoonmyman
sound origin:
fiest
|
|
|
| ?Retardo Pop-Up |
GoldYo |
(2.56) |
4,255 |
2005-04-10 |
|
description:
What's the world coming to? Security notices to win free iPods?
domain:
tardpopup
sound origin:
Fails at life.
|
| ?GirlSpace Morning Wood |
xxhennersxx |
(2.56) |
2,132 |
2006-01-18 |
|
description:
girls girl girlspace periods stripping
domain:
GirlSpaceMorningWood
sound origin:
Kirby 64 - Pop Star
|
| ?Hey... |
TimeTravelingEchidna |
(2.56) |
1,406 |
2006-04-01 |
|
description:
I was bored, okay? It just randomly popped into my head, and it doesn't seem that anyone's made it yet, so... Yeah.
domain:
bushspoilercrash
sound origin:
Potter Spoiler, Katrina Fundraiser, Star Wars V
|
| ?The Internet is for PEDOPHILES |
deathz0r |
(2.55) |
2,146 |
2005-08-27 |
|
description:
My friend encountered this nutcase on Yahoo messenger and took these screenshots.
domain:
internetpedo
sound origin:
Jeff Buckley - Pop You In The Pooper
|
| ?Ebaums popups aren't that smart. |
jpost |
(2.55) |
2,318 |
2007-02-04 |
|
description:
ebaums pop-ups aren't that smart
domain:
ebpopup
sound origin:
|
| ?Zidane has teleportation powers!!!!! |
ThePoo |
(2.54) |
1,445 |
2006-08-14 |
|
description:
Zidane uses teleportation to pop up in that one guys face. Fin.
domain:
surpriseheadbutt
sound origin:
Wipe Out
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| ?Pop My Taco..Come on and Pop My Taco |
DrSchlock |
(2.54) |
2,084 |
2008-08-29 |
|
description:
I know this is lame, but when I saw this on YouTube...Spank My Booty by LoA came to mind with her saying Pop My Taco
domain:
popmytaco
sound origin:
Lords of Acid - Spank My Booty
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| ?MR. POPPER |
poonmonkey1 |
(2.52) |
1,335 |
2006-05-26 |
|
description:
MR POPPER LIKES TO POP THINGS HE SHOULDNT SOMEDAY HE WILL GET IN TROUBLE FOR IT
domain:
mrpoppergaypenguinsex
sound origin:
MAH OWN VOICE SPED UP AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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| ?pop |
whitefro59er |
(2.50) |
1,405 |
2004-05-02 |
|
description:
no description given.
domain:
pop
sound origin:
|
| ?Peppers Pops his Pepper |
stolentiara |
(2.50) |
2,330 |
2005-09-21 |
|
description:
no description given.
domain:
pepperpopper
sound origin:
|
| ?Pop Muzik |
Talani |
(2.50) |
451 |
2005-10-10 |
|
description:
no description given.
domain:
popmuzik
sound origin:
|
| ?Pop Ups Get PWNED!! |
JMM |
(2.50) |
1,456 |
2005-12-05 |
|
description:
no description given.
domain:
pugp
sound origin:
Limewire
|
| ?can can tower |
jttheninja |
(2.50) |
1,290 |
2006-01-10 |
|
description:
a tower made of pop cans...with can can music.
domain:
cancantower
sound origin:
midi file converted to mp3
|
| ?Trolls spin right round |
El--Cid |
(2.50) |
1,937 |
2006-02-15 |
|
description:
Dedicated to Ansem from Skullcrusher
domain:
spinnintrolls
sound origin:
Pop Song dur.
|
| ?Vader Had To Pop A Cop... |
Ujio |
(2.50) |
1,159 |
2006-04-04 |
|
description:
no description given.
domain:
vaderpopcop
sound origin:
|
| ?Run, Johnny, Run!! |
Jaydevil69 |
(2.50) |
1,309 |
2006-04-05 |
|
description:
This is a kid seen running in the desert. Out of nowhere a car pops up behind him and starts chasing him.
domain:
funnyretard
sound origin:
|