| ?(nsfw) Introduction |
malcolmtnight |
(3.00) |
1,150 |
2022-01-28 |
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description:
Alright, we have another caller
It's Ogdan Skank
What's up, Ogdan?
It's OG DankSwank, you stupid slut
Now listen up
Lol whatever faggot
I have a very important—
Ay yo, K, ay yo, straight off the cuff, I came to fuck your mom, no bluff
My flow tough like elephant skin
My White knight takes your queen with a elegant pen
Me and my brethren, wrappin' up another 1-8-7
Jump on the YTMND
I mix tracks to a Mixpad like a fuckin' NPC
'Cause I rhyme greater, jumped on a kike and I ate her
Hungry motherfucker like Charlie the Third
Jump on a black, nigger, that's my word
Peep the nexion, shoot in every direction
And smoke a skid 1-3-3-7
Blue 42 hut hut 9/11
And you can get lost in natsoc perfection
Holocaustin' kike cliques with the White hits
Hear my lyrics in the attic and they might shit bricks
I'm givin' race war addicts their fix
I'm the modern day Adolf in this bitch
Wave to my Eva, know Mac T never waver
Rippin' through the galaxy, tell me who as bad as me
Step to me, I get charged with assault and battery
Dog shit or the greatest alive? I'm the latter, B
What a catastrophe, you steppin' to me, then peep the lethal weaponry
'Fore I defeat yo ass like leprosy
You punk bitch
Current year, we're here
Number one on the charts for 88 weeks in a row
It's your girl, the one and only Princess Cha-Cha-Cha, and
Mr. Krabs
Yo, understand, yo, not playin' this year
Goofy nigger fuckers, fall down, disappear
Get that bullshit out the atmosphere
Settin' shit off, that's the reason we're here
Legacy raps, Mac T on the track
Tennessee trash, somethin' thick on my lap
White Air Force, stash spot with the gat
It's the Big Mac, stack cheese like Kraft
Fuck a microphone, I'm on the war path
Pussyfoot niggers want beef, where ya at?
More action, more excitement, more everything
The phones are lighting up here at The KK Wave, along with the entire universe
You are tuned in to the greatest hosts in the galaxy
DJ Pilleater and Mr. Krabs
Well, it seems Moon Man is on yet another planetary rampage
Isn't that right Krabby Wabby?
Oh yeah
The current year has been an eventful one so far
And this lunatic just won't stop terrorizing the galaxy
AAAAAGH
I couldn't agree more, but you know what?
Let's at least give the people a soundtrack to their inevitable destruction
Now, you got a corpse in the car, minus a head, in the garage
Vote 5
A "Santabot" would be nice
Come again?
I said, "A 'Santabot' would be nice"
Get it straight, buster, I'm not here to say "Santabot"
I'm here to tell you what to do
And if dead nigger storage is an instinct you possess
You'd better fuckin' do it and do it quick
I'm here to help
If my help's not appreciated, lots of luck, gentlemen
No, no, no, Mr. Krabs, it ain't like that
Your help is definitely appreciated
Mr. Krabs, listen, I don't mean disrespect, okay
I respect you
I just don't like Lina Goldberg, that's all
If I'm Krabs with you it's because Krabs is a factor
I think Krabs, I talk Krabs
And I need you guys to act Krabs if you wanna get out of You're The Man Now, Dog!
So, pretty please, with a nigger on top
Vote fuckin' 5
This is Moon Man here
KKK, KK, KK
Proudly bringing you
Numero dookie, niggers
The White Album: Part 2
Two big White balls to yo face
McDonaldland's magical radio
domain:
twapt
sound origin:
"Planetory Destruction" by Doctor Destruction, but with Moon Man on the mic
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| ?The cause of ANGST! |
Malarkee |
(2.95) |
3,115 |
2004-10-17 |
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description:
The Hippy green in Newcastles is a haven for goths and emos kids on walking through there me and my brother saw a bunch of f*ggots with a goats heart... after taking the piss out of them and threatening to nut one we took this...
domain:
Angstcause
sound origin:
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| ?YLMTIOTOCYTSTWOTDADSFSE.googlepages.... |
DonaldMcRonald |
(2.94) |
4,193 |
2007-07-06 |
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description:
You let me take it on this one 'cause you're too scared to walk out the door and do something for somebody else!
domain:
googlepages
sound origin:
Bloc Party
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| ?Franz Ferdinand's Been Shot! |
afruff23 |
(2.94) |
2,935 |
2005-11-01 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
franzferdinandwasshot
sound origin:
Franz Ferdinand-"Take Me Out"
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| ?George W. Bush - Trader Extraordinaire |
Babrook |
(2.90) |
1,962 |
2007-03-25 |
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description:
Just thought it was funny and I had to share it with the Internets. Too be honest though, Garko has MVP potential.
domain:
BBM2008
sound origin:
Four of a Kind - Take Me Out To The Ballgame
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| ?I'm Just A Cossack |
Digdugz |
(2.86) |
1,503 |
2006-11-26 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
justacossack
sound origin:
Franz Ferdinand - Take Me Out
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| ?Booster Pack (Tighter Graphics) |
GeorgePooshoes |
(2.83) |
1,624 |
2006-08-18 |
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description:
Ytmnd The Gathering Booster Pack.
Continuation of http://ytmndcardgame.ytmnd.com
domain:
secondeditionbooster
sound origin:
Franz Ferdinand - Take Me Out
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| ?No no no, the script goes like THIS... |
Chibi-Tai |
(2.78) |
2,439 |
2006-05-28 |
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description:
If you can read this, then congratulations, you can read English.
domain:
script
sound origin:
Franz Ferdinand - Take Me Out
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| ?Tree = Ownage (Refresh) |
greks224 |
(2.77) |
1,159 |
2006-03-11 |
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description:
Famous scene from Evil Dead - girl gets raped by tree.
domain:
treerape
sound origin:
Take Me Out
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| ?Take Me Out |
Teacakeanyone |
(2.75) |
1,375 |
2006-04-24 |
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description:
Inspired by Franz Ferdinand and my own filth.
domain:
takemeouttrash
sound origin:
Franz Ferdinand
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| ?PTKFGS - PSP EDITION |
random9000 |
(2.73) |
1,109 |
2006-03-16 |
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description:
The PSP game.
domain:
pspfgs
sound origin:
"Take Me Out" by Franz Ferdinad + PTKFGS
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| ?Watch out for Snakes! (on a plane) |
DarthWang |
(2.73) |
1,747 |
2006-08-05 |
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description:
Samuel L. Jackson is attacked by snakes on a plane!
domain:
watchoutsnakes
sound origin:
Take me out + Snakes on a Plane
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| ?Darrell Wood from Woonsocket, RI |
DarrellWood |
(2.69) |
2,323 |
2009-12-16 |
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description:
As I told my friend on AIM yesterday (12/15/09): "wonder if anyone has written a fantasy story about me and my mom". Finding out that no one surprisingly did,I decided to take matters into my own hands.
domain:
darrellwood
sound origin:
http://www.solotouch.com/contri.php?story=32691
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| ?SHIKAGO KABUSU |
Individuo |
(2.67) |
1,292 |
2007-08-27 |
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description:
How'd be the Cubs logo if they were a Japanese team?
domain:
japanesecubs
sound origin:
Take Me Out To The Ballgame (chorus) from a local team site
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| ?The 2006 YTMND Baseball Team |
IceWarm |
(2.65) |
2,309 |
2006-04-24 |
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description:
The 2006 YTMND Baseball Team.
From Left To Right, Top To Bottom:
Sean Connery, Darth Vader, What Is Love Guy(Not sure on his name), Captain Kirk, Mullet Man, Snape, Dumbledore, Hootie, The King, Ronald McDonald, Hitler, Jean Luc-Picard, Doug Butabi(
domain:
ytmnd2006baseball
sound origin:
Take Me Out To The Ball Game
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| ?PSP,Hells yeah |
niemierowko |
(2.63) |
873 |
2006-04-05 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
takemeouthellsyeah
sound origin:
take me out
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| ?The Nintendog Effect |
clearacell |
(2.60) |
2,550 |
2005-09-01 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
thenintendogeffect
sound origin:
take me out - franz ferdinand
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| ?Duel of Dual PSP's |
clearacell |
(2.60) |
2,395 |
2005-11-02 |
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description:
PSPwned
domain:
dualduel
sound origin:
Franz Ferdniand - Take Me Out
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| ?New PS3 Controller |
rebelphoenix83 |
(2.60) |
1,008 |
2006-09-18 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
newps3
sound origin:
Take Me Out
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| ?Peter Moore rocks (Guitar Hero 2 Xbox 360) |
Bauerpower |
(2.60) |
1,992 |
2007-02-14 |
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description:
Peter Moore of Microsoft Xbox 360 rocks
domain:
petermoorerocks
sound origin:
franz ferdinand take me out
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| ?Yet Another Girl i know doesn't change facia... |
sashatheman |
(2.56) |
1,633 |
2006-04-19 |
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description:
This is a girl, from uni. My enjoys taking photos when ever she goes out, and i enjoy looking at them. But something struck me, she always uses the same pose. Same facial expression.
domain:
nikiFacial
sound origin:
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| ?splish splash |
bohcanada |
(2.56) |
1,296 |
2009-03-12 |
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description:
splish splash
I was taking a bath
All about a staurday night
Rubbed up
Just relaxin in the tub
Thinkin everything was alright
Well I got out the tub
Put my feet on the floor
I wrapped the towel around me
Then I opened up the door
and then
S
domain:
splishsplashhottubextravaganza
sound origin:
not sure
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| ?I'm sorry everyone |
Sorvea |
(2.53) |
1,630 |
2007-03-17 |
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description:
Guys, I'm sorry I couldn't 5 everyone right away on my last site. Guess I'm not a true YTMND'er... Now's your chance to vote ME out. If this site reaches above a 2.5 then I will stay. If it reaches below 2.5 I will leave YTMND for good, take down my n
domain:
sorrypup
sound origin:
Not my dog either
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| ?What happens on Staten Island... |
ApplePie |
(2.50) |
2,080 |
2005-08-11 |
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description:
What happens on Staten Island
Stays on Staten Island!
domain:
whathappensonSIstaysonSI
sound origin:
take me out- franz ferdinand
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| ?Honk Honk! |
TheStone |
(2.50) |
2,183 |
2005-08-28 |
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description:
s^
domain:
venomhorn
sound origin:
Franz Ferdinand - Take Me Out
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| ?Convenience Store Sells Gun |
rollonbustas |
(2.50) |
828 |
2006-08-29 |
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description:
thank you come again
domain:
thankscomeagain
sound origin:
take me out
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| ?Dayum, that's squeeky |
coretactic |
(2.50) |
906 |
2007-02-09 |
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description:
Mein testicles!
domain:
chippidymunks
sound origin:
a fast version of "take me out" y Franz Ferdinand
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| ?Nicholas Cage was a Padres fan until... |
tunitcommander |
(2.50) |
874 |
2010-05-04 |
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description:
Nicholas Cage is tormented at the ballpark
domain:
beesball
sound origin:
take me out to the ball game. NOT THE BEES wickerman 2006
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| ?Take me out to the ball game |
triplej3000 |
(2.47) |
2,850 |
2005-08-26 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
takemeouttotheballgame
sound origin:
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| ?Ah 1, Ah 2, Ah, 3 Take me out to the Quidditch ga... |
sdjbass |
(2.46) |
1,473 |
2004-11-13 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
WizardCarey
sound origin:
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