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Isn't that right, Gorilla Nurse Using An Old-Fashioned Abdominal Exerciser While Listening to "Angel of the Morning" By Juice Newton? Comedy.

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Angel of the Morning - Juice Newton

Turn that frown upside down! We'll be right back!

turnthatfrown

Batman

Even in death this man shows us that bad rap always goes perfectly with twitching bodies.

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Soulja Boy, Copyright 2010 .... ahh who am I kidding that nigger isn't sponsered.... right?

That's right bitches.

hewillneverdie

Soundgarden

Yes, that;s right boys and girls, Osaka is real and she's here, on YTMND! My name is The Spirit of 2006 and I'm here to keep the spirit of 2006 alive!

realifeosaka

Azumanga Raspberry Heaven A Capella version

MSN explores gays in sports

ReadyForAGay

Baltimora

If Jesus died for our sins, and masturbation is considered a sin right? Does that mean..

monsterjesus

Stephen Lynch - Kill a Kitten

that's right kids, wir mussen die juden ausrotten

juden

south park

54-46 was my number, right now somebody has that number

tootsandthemaytals

Toots and the Maytals - Monkey Girl + edits

(CNN)Michael Cohen served loyally as Donald Trump's right-hand man for more than a decade, taking care of anything and everything the New York real estate baron needed to get done. On November 8, 2016, Cohen's stock suddenly soared: He was now the personal attorney to the President-elect of the United States, with unique understanding of a man that everyone was scrambling to get access to. Cohen quickly got to work. According to multiple people familiar with Cohen's conduct following the election, he aggressively pitched himself to potential clients, reminding them of his proximity to the most powerful man in the world. Those efforts landed Cohen lucrative consulting deals. New reporting this week revealed that in the months following the 2016 election, Cohen received hundreds of thousands of dollars from powerful entities based in and outside of the United States. "I don't know who's been representing you, but you should fire them all. I'm the guy you should hire. I'm closest to the President. I'm his personal lawyer," was how one GOP strategist described Cohen's sales pitch. One company that Cohen immediately sought out was pharmaceutical giant Novartis. "He was shopping himself around," a source familiar told CNN. Cohen would ultimately land a one-year contract with the firm by promising access to the White House on health care policy. Inside Michael Cohen's aggressive pitch promising access to Trump By MJ Lee, Javier De Diego, Sarah Westwood, Marshall Cohen, Gloria Borger, Sara Murray and Dana Bash, CNN Updated 6:33 PM ET, Wed May 9, 2018 Anderson Cooper: It seems moronic for Cohen Current Time 0:16 / Duration Time 1:49 Now Playing Anderson Cooper: It... WASHINGTON, DC - DECEMBER 13: U.S. Deputy Attorney General Rod Rosenstein testifies during a a House Judiciary Committee hearing on December 13, 2017 in Washington, DC. (Photo by Zach Gibson/Getty Images) Rosenstein to Trump: You're not a target Attorney Michael Cohen arrives to Trump Tower for meetings with President-elect Donald Trump on December 16, 2016 in New York. FBI raids Trump lawyer Michael Cohen's office Who is Michael Cohen? Attorney Michael Cohen arrives at Trump Tower for meetings with President-elect Donald Trump on December 16, 2016 in New York. Michael Cohen talks FBI raid with Don Lemon avenatti michael cohen trump fixer Avenatti: Trump picked the wrong 'fixer' Michael Avenatti newday 2 04092018 Avenatti: Trump shot himself in the foot trump hot mic billy bush video bus exit Times Trump accepted the 'Access Hollywood' tape Michael Cohen and Stormy Daniels Stormy Daniels sues Cohen for defamation Now Playing Anderson Cooper: It seems moronic for Cohen rudy giuliani fox news Giuliani: Trump repaid Cohen for Stormy payment Trump: No knowledge of Stormy Daniels payment Stormy Daniels attorney Avenatti Stormy lawyer: Trump won't serve out his term michael avenatti 04262018 Stormy's lawyer: Trump implicated himself Trump: Cohen case doesn't have to do with me Michael Cohen walks down the sidewalk in New York, Wednesday, April 11, 2018. (AP/Seth Wenig) Michael Cohen under criminal investigation

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news

White Tiger (Ava Ayala) is a S.H.I.E.L.D. trainee and the current successor in her family's legacy to bear the name. Originally a lone hero, she joined S.H.I.E.L.D. in an effort to become a right-hand woman to Nick Fury. With the rest of her group, she embarked on many missions and developed further as a hero. Throughout her time with the rest of the group, she rediscovered her hatred for Kraven the Hunter for the murders of her father and grandfather and overcame her desire to kill him herself with the aid of Spider-Man. She controls herself naturally and helps the others with that too. She is the only student in the group that gets better grades than Peter Parker, other than Amadeus Cho. One of her deepest fears is failing school and not graduating. Oddly, her hair changes color depending on whether she's wearing her suit or not. Her hair is dark brown when she's not, and black when she is. This is most apparent in the episode Kraven the Hunter when she lifts her mask up shortly after losing the amulet, as her bangs are brown, while her ponytail is black. Voiced by: Caitlyn Taylor Love

AvaAyala

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mWQYrGKPyKY

We all know that the Magic school bus is right.

msblies

Magic school bus

Kid is hit with a basketball. Who's the culprit? FPS Doug! Thats right. BOOM HEADSHOT!!

bballboomheadshot

home video, purepwnage.com

Ever see a picture that bring's you back to the 80's? Well, this really wasn't one of them.... Now updated with out of sync motion!!!! TM.. If you wait long enough I bet it'll sync right up... LOL!

omg1980

YTMND Soundtrack - Volume 1 - 19 - MC Hammer - U Can't Touch Th

I don't think you needed to explain that to him.

Spiderman1970

Spider-Man 1970's TV series

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

navyseal

from https://www.youtube.com/user/BruceWillakers

that one line from office space, "your god damn right he is!" looped with a picture of michael bolton

damnrightheis

moviewavs.com

I guess he CAN stop the rain....heh. That's a joke right?

epicx

Race Wars

Psych! This is actually a film still from the set of the new lifetime original film strip entitled, "Ghostbusters 3: This time they actually ARE exterminators!" And yes it is one hell of a cockroach, bite yer head off man, as you can imagine. George Cloony does a cameo where the "sterminators" (short for exterminators) are balls busy in a termite invested outhouse, when he walks in to take a shit and Venkman puts down his beer and says, "Shit man, you got like a rat on your head." Cloony says, "WTF I thought it was something. Would you mind hitting me with one of them protons?" "Sorry dude, best I can do is spray it in the eyes with this weed killer. but it's probly just piss it off real bad and well you'd be in trouble." "I don't care damnit just give me the damn treatment!" Then Louis steps in and says, "Hey you, you can't talk to the Orkin Man that way!", and throws a yellow corn chip with really hot nacho cheese on it right in the mink's eyes and it goes crazy. Cloony runs out with shit running down his leg. The termites eat his brain. It's really gay though because he comes back at the end of the movie and he's like, "Oh hey guys, turns out the stink of hot cheese and the smell of human shit was too much for the little guy and he ran off. So I have like a court order here for you guys to get sued by me, so you guys gotta go to court and face that judge, you remember, from Ghostbusters 2, and he's gonna like, throw the book or whatever. They all just looked at each other and there was a long silence, and then a bunch of termites started eating through his stomach from the inside. He was dead that time for sure. Should be a good movie, it's gonna be shown in Cloony-Vision whatever that is.

punxsutawney

That way I can prevent them from being titillated or aroused or in any way confused by the counter-culture.

i am reminded of the joke i once told my cousin...who at the time was a big nirvana fan. and that was..... what color was kurt cobain's eyes? they were blue....one blew left and one blue right.... she seethed with aplomb and dismay. it was quite

hiseyeswereblueoneblewleftandoneblewright

nirvana-heart shaped box

That's right little girls, Jesus loves you very much... especially your cooter.

jesuspanties

every jesus ytmnd

Sorry if it doesn't synch, that sh*t's damn near impossible to get right.

illusions

Arrested Development

The sync isn't right yet, only the first time you watch it.. I've seen that with other sites too... I'll work on it..

vincelikepicard

Breakup trailer and picard song

A tribute to my friend Robert. Just doing it for a test to get the basics of ytmnd down. I'll do something less of an "in joke". Promise.

silentrob

J&SBSB

That's right! Hot Dogs hate communists too!

joemccarthyhighfivesahotdog

Bayerische Polka Yodel

stay away from there

fuckbeans

internet

That's right I wrote down the square root of firsnazzle difornazzle.

frazzlesnazzle

SNL skit

Last night I remembered the star wars musical my girlfriend found, and thought it would make a kickass YTMND. (Probably more, there's hours of music and it's all freaking retarded/awesome) so I made this YTMND I'll admit right up front that I deleted i

darkdarthvader

http://www.infauxmedia.com/swmusical/STAR_WARS-The_Musical.htm

thats me right now

forreals

tng.trekcore.com

If you ever played earthbound you know that the last boss Giygas says some weird crap like "it's not right, not right, not right" or "I'm h...a...p..p...y" or repeating ness' name alot. This will explain why he s

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