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when the doctor visits the set of "honey we shrunk ourselves" on his "tour de 1997" he gets more than he bargained for! turns out the shrink ray was almost real! the doctor thought something suspicious was going on so he hid behind a plant until nightfall and then went to do some snooping around. he heard someone tinkering around in the backstage area it was rick morantis! he was pouring into the prop shrink ray some kind of clear blue liquid he was startled. who the hell are you he demanded. oh me well i'm the doctor he said all sly and shit. what are you doing with there? this is just ordinary window cleaner said rick. BULLSHIT i know depropifying fluid when i see it. you're gonna make that shrink ray REAL. WHY??? So I can shrink my humungous penis down to a normal size, said rink. I'm starting to get typecast. But your huge penis saves the planet in about 200 years, said the doctor. Once you finally except your penis for WHO YOU ARE you begin to make plastic molds of it around the world. then when the aliens come to destroy they can see all the giant dildos from OUTER SPACE and return home to figure out how to fight them. but they never make it home because they forgot to fuel up when they had the chance. rick says ok so why don't i just shrink my cock and then make huge dildos anyway? It doesn't work like that screamed the doctor! it's only in the honor of a LEGEND that they will wield their dildos so ferociously. so anyway they go back and fourth like this for a while but eventually he agrees not to shrink the dink. However he does notice a tiny piece of coconut on his upper lip and screams YOU STOLE MY MOUNDS BAR and turns the shrink ray on him and then pretends to go on a tour of the wheaties factory and drops him in a box marked "WHEATIES" iTHINK he explains all this to the guy having breakfast and they sort the whole thing out.

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mario rpg

o whom it may concern: I changed the music in this because the daft punk thig was the only thing I had that had a dance beat to it, also, a few comments were made about the music being too cliche, so I decided something had to be done of it. If by popular

daftblack

Daft Punk

Today we have an actual live shot of... a barrel roll.

barrelrollyetagain

Some YTMND.

After having cancer for around 8 years, she finally gets to rest. I am sorry for all the times I have said things that should not have been said. I know your in a better place now, I am so glad you are finally healed. I will hug you again soon. I didnt ge

georgettemymom

Lynyrd Skynyrd - Simple Man

Party

toldyasoagainandagain

Toga

in a lost episode of sienfield, larry david had jerry get amnesia after a terrible car accident, then kramer takes invites jerry to his cult meeting, and a confused jerry becomes indoctrinated with racial hatred. things become awkward when he goes to his girlfriends apartment, only to find that she has an african-american doorman in her building. this episode was never aired due to its racist subject matter

signfeld

a newfound jerry

The show's title character is the superhero alter ego of Ballin 16-year-old (later changed to 17-year-old) Chad Warden who attends H-Town High School. He goes by many different names (e.g.C-Wizzy, Chad Daddy). Chad gained his abilities from a PSTriple bug activated by a "secret key sequence" that must be typed (a reference to the PS3 E3 Conference). The sequence of keys is "BAAAAAAAAAALINNNNN" (the quotes are included), as seen when Anthony Perez types the combination in "The Bitch (Act 2)". The bug manifests when the user presses Delete after entering the string, and was first activated when Chad's bitch crawled onto the keyboard (get that shit off my keyboard, nigga). Becoming absorbed into his PStriple and instantly gaining all the information on the Internet, Chadazoid has ABAP strength and endurance, extraordinary speed and agility, and negligible amounts of gayness. These changes make him a powerful and Ballin force for upholding Sony and dat triple, unless he gets distracted by something like a Ballin game. He has a base called H-Town, a parody of Tampa Flo-day, built by his mute butler, this one lil' fat bitch, I don't even know his fuckin' name. H-Town contains a "Hall of BALLIN Things to Know" and even a Caddy. His greatest weakness, as he once explained to a fanboy, is that he can be imprisoned in a cage with graphite bars charged with Wii dildos. He also expresses a great aversion to "gay niggaz". Peripheral powers come and go: Chadazoid once developed Niggakinesis triggered by anger that was never mentioned again after the episode, and once crossed the globe to yell at a Nintendo fanboy for bitching too loudly, but apologizes to him later in the same plot. He also has the ability to assume the form of Tupac and cover long distances instantaneously, although he just as often simply sticks his dick forward and runs while making swooshing sounds with his mouth (Swish-swoosh), pretending to suck dick Chad can change into and out of Chadazoid at will with the words "BALLIN!" and "Shut the hell up nigga!". When not in Chadazoid mode, Chad looks and acts completely normal, and his family is unaware that anything has happened to him. Chadazoid spends this time in an area of Chad's brain called the ABAPzone, where he reflects, has profound thoughts, and plays Devil May Run Up On A Nigga. While the show's setting is set around H-Town., the locale often varies with the show's humor, taking Chadazoid to locations around the world as needed.

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ABAP

There's one thing that Sportacus loves more than moving around! ELECTRONIC!

sportacuselectronic

Astral Projection - Dancing Galaxy (slight bass boost)

LOL SEE HE PUT MARKERS ON KARRIE'S FACE THATS SO FUNNY CUS WHEN YOU GO TO SLEEP YOU LOOSE CONSCIOUSNESS AND WHEN YOU LOOSE CONSCIOUSNESS YOU DON'T NOTICE THINGS LIKE YOU WOULDN'T NOTICE SOMEONE DRAWING MARKER ON YOUR FACE! LOL!

lehrerbush

SEGA GENESIS (LOL!)

TOXICFLOWZ was the best thing that ever happened to Youtube. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wwq2xSDBQfw

youtubeistoxic

Youtube is original and toxicflowz

Windows has this weird clock thing built into it that you can find at C:\WINDOWS\clock.avi or by going to RUN and typing clock.avi - what is it?

windowsclock

Other YTMNDs

There's a hidden pro-Communist message in Pokemon Crystal. It's really shocking that Nintendo would put such a thing into the game.

hiddenpolitics

2004 Presidential Debate

I searched for Eddie Guererro on MSN.com and this was the first thing that came up... I Thought this was pretty f*cked up.

MSNhatesEddieGuererroWWE

this is the one thing that can stop the most powerful oven

otherovenofpower

chrono trigger

People seem to be going on about how YTMND needs more classy sites, so I tried to think classy, Brazil was the first thing that came to my mind.

gilliamclassy

Django Reinhardt

I saw a thing that had Orly on the postage. I laughed and then BAM I made ytmnd...

postrly

hoRly

HOLY MACARONI!

wtf6

verscharren but i created this version myself.

Sportacus does that same stupid apple trick thing to Robbie that aladdin did to princess jasmin in that disney movie.

forbiddenfruit

Portishead - Sour Times

I was lintning to this song and it had that thing in the corner... I lold... The only edit was the obviosly painted stuff

wmbest

joe esposito

Sorry for it being kind of a f*ggy short film. I watched Kayne's YTMND and that's the first thing I noticed. Weird.

secretfacebehindboromir

Sounddogs.com - Dark Ambience

I've wanted to make this for so long. My favorite thing from the Sonic games. fyrestorm got me the special ROM that has that screen and he sent me the music. Go five his sites. I should get paypal so I can sponsor him or give some money to the ytmndongs s

nowaynowaynowaynowaynoway

Sonic and Knuckles+ Sonic The Hedgehog Cartridge

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notforvirgins

I dunno, that cool sounding thing (what is it?)

feel free to express your feelings about republicans and things like that

funnypolitics

ba"khan" o"za"ma

Weatherbug thinks were all gonna be burning tomorrow in a hellish firestorm that no living thing can survice

myctwillburn

Bloodhound Gang

I can't drive 55 is what comes to mind when I see the police.

cnatdrive55

iTunes

HERE'S WHAT YOU DO IF YOUR ON THE INTERNET AND SOMEONE GIVES YOU ADVICE THAT IS USELESS NOW BECAUSE OF SOMETHING YOU DID YESTERDAY LINK THIS SITE AND LOL THEY GOT OWNED GET IT

yesterday2

ADAM SANLER

there ya go

georgelovesvolbeat

volbeat

YTMND is dead if net neutrality ends.

Net-Neutrality

net neutrality

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b307/ra1yan/Flash%20Animations/1151543979.swf I love that little flash thing, so I poorly turned it into a gif. Sorry it's not better. Don't vote for me, vote for it. And yes, I am a pirate. :P

lollimewire

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Even Sailor Moon's sparkly things are useless before the invincible juggernaut that IS...Sakaki.

sakakivssailormoon

Hit Me With Your Best Shot - Pat Benatar