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He should've checked the back seat before getting in.

wrongdrive

No CUNTry for Old Men + Superman Returns

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fluff

i dunno

Eight niggaz eat mushrooms at an H-Town diner before executing their planned console heist. Six of them use aliases: Mr. Gay, Mr. Mexican-ass Nigga, Mr. Bitch, Mr. Mushroom Nigga, Mr. Deal-Dough, and Mr. Fat Bitch. The others are mob boss Chad Warden and his son and underboss, "Fanboy" Anthony Perez, who are responsible for planning the job. After fleeing the scene of the crime, Fat Bitch drives Mexican-ass Nigga to the rendezvous in one of Chad's warehouses. Mexican-ass Nigga, having been shot during the escape, is severely bleeding out. Deal-Dough arrives in an angry mood; he believes the job was a setup and that the Wii fanboys were waiting for them. Fat Bitch informs him that Bitch is dead and that both Mushroom Nigga and Gay are missing. He also mentions that Gay murdered several Xbox fans during the heist. As he and Chad are old friends, Fat Bitch is furious that he would employ such a "gay nigga". Deal-Dough reveals that he has hidden the consoles nearby, but argues with Fat Bitch over whether or not they should get medical attention for Mexican-ass Nigga. Gay arrives and tells the others that Anthony is en route to meet them. He then brings out a kidnapped Wii fanboy, Nick Bass, and has Fat Bitch and Deal-Dough beat him for information about who set them up. Anthony arrives and orders them to retrieve the consoles and ditch the caddies, leaving Gay in charge of Bass and Mexican-ass Nigga. Bass denies knowing anything, but Gay ignores him and resumes the torture, cutting off his dick with a Wii controller. He then tries to set Bass on fire, but is subsequently shot dead by Mexican-ass Nigga. Mexican-ass Nigga explains that he is really Mario and that Nintendo have been tracking him. When Anthony, Deal-Dough, and Fat Bitch return, Mexican-ass Nigga tries to convince them that Gay planned to kill them and steal the consoles for himself. After finishing off Bass, Anthony accuses him of lying, since Gay was loyal to Sony. Chad then arrives with news that the Wii fanboys have found and killed Mushroom Nigga. Having found proof of Mexican-ass Nigga's true loyalties, he moves to run up on him, but Fat Bitch intervenes and holds him at gunpoint. Anthony in turn points his own weapon at Fat Bitch, creating an illegal Mexican standoff. The three shoot some niggaz; both True Niggaz are killed, and Fat Bitch and Mexican-ass Nigga are mortally wounded. Spooked, Deal-Dough takes the consoles and flees. As Fat Bitch cradles the dying Mexican-ass Nigga in his arms, the latter confesses the truth. Without saying a word, Fat Bitch aims his last bullet at Mexican-ass Nigga's head. Nintendo storm the warehouse and order Fat Bitch to drop his gun. Gunshots sound and Fat Bitch collapses.

reservoirs

By Chadton BALLINtino

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venomtruck

Okay, so it's another attempt at a fad revival. Some may not like it, but I thought it was just too good to pass up.

whatisinstructor

Haddaway - What Is Love

The chorus from Jonathon Coulton's song, I Feel Fantastic.

ifeelfantastic

Jonathon Coulton

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penguinsnguns

Brazil soundtrack - truck drive

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flyer

she drives me crazy

New York tunnel

tunneldrive

free wav soundz

based on a true story

nightdriving

Com Truise- Smily Cyclops

It wasn't fake, thanks for downvoting it off of Up and Coming. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2006/09/05/nblind05.xml

drivingblind

Mannfred Mann - Blinded by the Light

We're holding your Lord and Savior prisoner on a loading dock in Germany.

packedbychrist

Rich Mullins - Awesome God

I really need to get into the hard-drive for my old laptop, there's like 20 album covers that I pasted Michael Cera into for shits and giggles. I always found it to be a good way to blow off steam.

boredomandgimp

Mayhem - Eggs

Double Dragon punks giving hand jobs while driving... then crash. FUCK WHAT A STUPID IDEA!!!!!!!

NGHJWD

fapping and DBL DRAGUN

Some random guy being chased down a mountain by insane Cosby, likely driving a truck of Pokemon cards. Also, Happy 69th Birthday, Cosby!

mothertruckincosby

Duel, ytmnd

I am driving 45 minutes away to see this speacial advanced screening.

ifinallygotthem

Phone Call Thing

Saw one of his campaign signs while driving, certainly got my attention

vote4beer

Aaron Pritchett

A pony is a small horse[1][2][3] (Equus ferus caballus). Depending on context, a pony may be a horse that is under an approximate or exact height at the withers, or a small horse with a specific conformation and temperament. There are many different breeds. Compared to other horses, ponies often exhibit thicker manes, tails and overall coat, as well as proportionally shorter legs, wider barrels, heavier bone, thicker necks, and shorter heads with broader foreheads. The word "pony" derives from the old French poulenet, meaning foal, a young, immature horse, but this is not the modern meaning; unlike a horse foal, a pony remains small when fully grown. However, on occasion, people who are unfamiliar with horses may confuse an adult pony with a foal. The ancestors of most modern ponies developed small stature due to living on the margins of livable horse habitat. These smaller animals were domesticated and bred for various purposes all over the northern hemisphere. Ponies were historically used for driving and freight transport, as children's mounts, for recreational riding, and later as competitors and performers in their own right. During the Industrial Revolution, particularly in Great Britain, a significant number were used as pit ponies, hauling loads of coal in the mines. Ponies are generally considered intelligent and friendly, though sometimes they also are described as stubborn or cunning. Properly trained ponies are appropriate mounts for children who are learning to ride. Larger ponies can be ridden by adults, as ponies are usually strong for their size. In modern use, many organizations define a pony as a mature horse that measures less than 14.2 hands (58 inches, 147 cm) at the withers, but there are a number of exceptions. Different organizations that use a strict measurement model vary from 14 hands (56 inches, 142 cm) to nearly 14.3 hands (59 inches, 150 cm). Many breeds classify an animal as either horse or pony based on pedigree and phenotype, no matter its height. Some full-sized horses may be called "ponies" for various reasons of tradition or as a term of endearment.

maythebestpetwin

The United States Pony Club defines "pony" to be any mount that is ridden by a member regardless of its breed or size. Persons up to 25 years old are eligible for membership, and some of the members' "ponies" actually are full-size horses.

He stops for no one.

dustinhoff

The Cars-Drive

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fastfoodlove

Haddaway - What is Love

Dont stop it.

dontstopdrivenow

Queen - Don't Stop Me Now

Country sucks, hard

jesusdriving

Carrie Underwood - Jesus Take the Wheel

Who's driving? Oh my god Bears driving! Who can that be?!

WhosDrivingOhMyGodBearsDrivingHowCanThatBeRemake

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Iraniscrazy

Dr Dre

Jesus take the wheel.

jctakethewheel

carrie underwood

King Size Homer doesn't like driving to work.

bigfathomerdriving

King Size Home

Alec Baldwin driving home after the phonecall.Starring Bill Pullman.

losttemper

Boards of Canada + Alec Baldwin message to his daughter

Wait till you see those god damn bats.

lsd25

hard drive

LOL!

valkyries

The J. Wagniels Band - Valkyrie is the Centerfold

Hot damn! Was digging around in my junk drawer and found an old flash drive which I thought was lost. Had all my old EQ screen shots.

everquestmemories

EQ Character Load Screen