| ?ayy rmao |
FruitSmax |
(2.00) |
1,170 |
2016-02-09 |
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description:
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
domain:
whatthefuckdidyoujustfuckingsayaboutmeyoulittlebitch
sound origin:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mh-4Z3fQSc
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| ?Worst YTMND Ever |
rawflecoptor |
(2.78) |
1,167 |
2006-01-26 |
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description:
All the things that make a bad YTMND. Inside jokes, unfunny references, poorly edited images, badly looped music, anime music, etc.
domain:
worstytmnd
sound origin:
some gay anime
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| ?The Return of Most Sites Get: |
POLOPOZOZO |
(2.33) |
1,167 |
2006-11-14 |
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description:
The funny thing is that I got it all from one site.
domain:
stillsuckinitup
sound origin:
100 Children's Greatest Songs
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| ?The thing that should not be |
mcearlgrey |
(2.71) |
1,164 |
2007-08-21 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
all-milla-all-the-time
sound origin:
Fela Kuti - Water get no enemy + AUGHdacity
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| ?Milk Milk Milked! |
CrimGhost |
(3.17) |
1,161 |
2005-12-11 |
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description:
What the f*ck is that thing? A coconut?
domain:
Milkowned
sound origin:
Milk-S.O.D.
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| ?Funny Waffle Album fLOWrida Publication |
dunsparce |
(4.00) |
1,159 |
2009-06-20 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
lowjoke
sound origin:
Thing and the Pink Thing That Say The Stuff
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| ?this thing is enormous |
thekarma |
(1.67) |
1,156 |
2005-09-08 |
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description:
Hahaha what is that thing? Whatever it is, it's big.
domain:
enormouschair
sound origin:
Sound Guy
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| ?HOW CAN HE EVEN WALK AROUND WITH T... |
TableMcFlipper |
(2.50) |
1,157 |
2014-04-05 |
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description:
Ellie no
domain:
nsfw4urowngood
sound origin:
Youtub
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| ?THIS IS HOW WE DO IT #52 |
MontellJordan |
(2.60) |
1,155 |
2007-01-12 |
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description:
"It is a common delusion that you make things better by talking about them." - Dame Rose Macaulay
domain:
thisishowwedoit52
sound origin:
COMMADOR 64
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| ?a ytmnd about politics |
darrel |
(3.76) |
1,153 |
2008-06-09 |
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description:
feel free to express your feelings about republicans and things like that
domain:
funnypolitics
sound origin:
ba"khan" o"za"ma
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| ?Cut |
joshBowersAtec |
(3.00) |
1,153 |
2016-07-10 |
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description:
The first thing that came to my mind when I thought about "cut"
domain:
pokeCut
sound origin:
http://www.freesound.org/people/arithni/sounds/83630/
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| ?Fish Sticks |
StraightouttaCompton |
(2.91) |
1,148 |
2006-03-11 |
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description:
I dunno, I always though it said fish sticks, then I saw that dew army thing. Credit to money-hat for the song.
domain:
vinnyfishsticks
sound origin:
"The Vinny Weapons Childrens Choir" - Money-hat
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| ?What Dane Cook calls relationships that don'... |
Tapeleg247 |
(1.67) |
1,145 |
2007-09-19 |
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description:
"Let's talk a little bit about L-O-V-E. Sometimes you meet somebody and you have what is known as a relationship and things can go great. If things go great you have a great relationship. Sometimes it doesn't go so great and I call that a r
domain:
danerelationship
sound origin:
pulled a Dane Cook and stole the sound. sorry!
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| ?wards (machine) |
troutkilgoretrout |
(3.42) |
1,144 |
2006-10-09 |
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description:
things that are kept away
domain:
wards
sound origin:
hotel - broken social scene
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| ?OMEG TwistedBarney & Lord1Lonic lololol |
dimmiedrummer |
(3.20) |
1,143 |
2007-01-20 |
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description:
Seriously these things are pointless! I hope that Lord1Lonic sees this. Good to be back on YTMND, by the way.
domain:
personaljablolol
sound origin:
Cuban Pete + Edit
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| ?Damn the Geeks |
ecclez |
(2.72) |
1,139 |
2006-05-07 |
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description:
the worst thing that is possible to happen but plaz god noo, stop it if it dose!
domain:
damngeeks
sound origin:
nerd
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| ?President B'rak |
Zex |
(3.63) |
1,139 |
2009-01-25 |
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description:
Appears to be the second Brak-Obama thing. The other guy did an funnier one, but I made the demoto and just giggle myself stupid everytime I hear thats what sketch. Proably my third ytmnd. I'm awesome
domain:
prezbrak
sound origin:
http://www.nd.edu/~comet/stuff/sounds.html
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| ?OMG !! EPILEPTIC! |
alastar |
(1.67) |
1,131 |
2005-12-24 |
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description:
A weird thing that god gave to me.....
domain:
omgomgomgomgusuck
sound origin:
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| ?Secret Katamari Nhatzee |
nokuma |
(1.20) |
1,130 |
2006-09-10 |
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description:
I always wondered why he always wanted "more" or things to be "bigger". He wanted more power, that NAZI!
domain:
KatamariNhatzee
sound origin:
YTMND
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| ?It Comes Outta my Chest! |
JigJRod55 |
(2.78) |
1,125 |
2006-06-01 |
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description:
Remember on Alien when that thing popped out of that guys chest? that was awesome.
domain:
chestbuster
sound origin:
Spider-Man and the Fellowship of The Lube Part 1
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| ?MOVE ARNOLD BITCH, GET OUTTA THE WA... |
eeeediot13 |
(1.91) |
1,124 |
2006-12-14 |
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description:
some thing where arnold od blocking the armym adn my little bro is singing something that i told him to sing
domain:
movearnoldyoubitch
sound origin:
this is my little brother's voice, i told him to do this
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| ?(nsfw) This ends now. |
pgiii |
(2.00) |
1,120 |
2011-07-19 |
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description:
Not the worst thing that could
domain:
MotherEffingPopcorn
sound origin:
Tyhay movie wit titanic guy
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| ?Seinfeld II |
validgunner |
(4.55) |
1,120 |
2023-04-22 |
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description:
I don't know what posessed me to make this... artwork. All I know is that it's the funniest thing ever.
domain:
Seinfeld2
sound origin:
Sienfeld
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| ?What is this thing? |
Holio |
(2.17) |
1,115 |
2007-07-03 |
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description:
So like I found this thing that shocks me when I touch it.
domain:
wthits
sound origin:
http://mysterious-square.ytmnd.com/
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| ?BIRDS THAT DO THINGS THAT YOU MIGHT NO... |
BEEL |
(3.14) |
1,109 |
2005-06-30 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
rbird
sound origin:
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| ?Sonic sez: Homer 2 |
Maxdamage23 |
(1.00) |
1,107 |
2006-10-02 |
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description:
I was Bored so i made this
domain:
sonicsez-homer2
sound origin:
Sonic sez thing that I edited from the original on sonicsez.ytmn
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| ?A Message to our Missing Overlord |
Mansquito |
(4.33) |
1,103 |
2015-12-14 |
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description:
max, I'm going to impart some wisdom to you that my grandfather passed down to me. He was a glass-is-half-full type of guy. And when things looked completely hopeless, he'd gently place his hand on my shoulder, usually when we were alone on the porch in front a setting sun, and he would say, 'Just because a body is dead doesn't mean you cant fuck the corpse. Always look on the brightside.'
domain:
babycumback
sound origin:
tim and eric
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| ?Things that make you go |
Munden |
(3.40) |
1,101 |
2007-01-13 |
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description:
Things that make you go...
domain:
thingsthatmakeyougo
sound origin:
munden edit
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| ?(nsfw) Don't bolt |
derefed |
(1.00) |
1,099 |
2012-07-17 |
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description:
A one in a trillion guy. Please don't bolt (run away). All of the pictures are absolutely real, of a real guy. He has actually looked like all of these things at one point.
He raised his kids well. That is, they like to run away. When seen together in public, he will often tell them not to "bolt", since they tend to do that.
domain:
dontbolt
sound origin:
Mind Your Manners - Chiddy Bang
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| ?There are things that you should just keep to yourse... |
Novalux |
(3.00) |
1,095 |
2007-01-13 |
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description:
This is a comic I made based on a random thought I had...
domain:
warppipe
sound origin:
Super Mario Bros. from NES
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