?Can you resist HIS advances? |
Agrajag123 |
(3.91) |
4,342 |
2007-09-02 |
description:
Who can say no to that face?
Music from the same band as "Secret Nazi Forest"
domain:
secretnazidesires
sound origin:
Blumchen - Boomerang
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?Kevin James misses Greg Giraldo |
icesnow |
(4.29) |
4,322 |
2010-10-01 |
description:
Kevin James sheds a tear for Greg Giraldo. - In case you're wondering, that picture that Kevin James looks at is actually a picture of me and Greg Giraldo with Kevin James's face photoshopped over my face. I met Giraldo last Friday night at the comedy club where he performed his last show, which happens to be one day before he OD'ed in the hotel room. Such a tragic event. RIP.
domain:
kevinjamesgiraldo
sound origin:
Paul Blart: Mall Cop
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?Tampa Bay Rays |
MrSinistar |
(3.44) |
4,296 |
2008-10-20 |
description:
I live in Tampa, so basically, I'm freaking out.
domain:
tampa-bay-rays
sound origin:
Daft Punk - Face to Face
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?Poke Her Face |
CPhoenix |
(3.43) |
4,188 |
2010-06-28 |
description:
Ant & Dec - Poke Her Face!
Respect to 1.618... who made the picture
domain:
y-aye-man
sound origin:
Lady Gaga - Re-edited
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?Awkward Matrix Romance |
YourTheCoconutMan |
(3.85) |
4,181 |
2006-05-02 |
description:
Agent Smith makes kissy faces, Neo is unsure of what to do,w/ cheesy 80's Japanese music to boot.
domain:
wtfawkwardcheesiness
sound origin:
City Hunter - Give Me Your Love Tonight
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?Newman Belts Out a Truck-Melter |
OrangeYouGlad |
(4.00) |
4,177 |
2009-11-22 |
description:
Newman knows how to blast a face-melter...on his truck.
domain:
newmanmelt
sound origin:
Face-melter ytmnds
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?Cute girl tries to suck from a bottle but gets milk all ... |
MikStarYo |
(3.32) |
4,154 |
2010-01-24 |
description:
the title pretty much captures it. Also i know that's not milk on her face, it's baby formula.
domain:
iwoulddodolexibelle
sound origin:
the best parts of the teletubbie theme song
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?Amy Lee Orgasms |
snicker28 |
(1.58) |
4,061 |
2007-06-18 |
description:
During a live performance of bmtl, Amy Lee moaned out a "yeah" after "see into my eyes like open doors" and she made a moan like face in the lithium video shoot. Add them together to get this.
domain:
amyleefinishes
sound origin:
live performance of "bring me to life" by evanescence
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?(nsfw) Get on my level. |
AliveDrive |
(2.00) |
4,044 |
2013-02-08 |
description:
Yeah, uh huh, you know what it is
Black and yellow, black and yellow
Black and yellow, black and yellow
Yeah, uh huh, you know what it is
Black and yellow, black and yellow
Black and yellow, black and yellow
Yeah, uh huh, you know what it is
Everything I do, I do it big
Yeah, uh huh, screamin' that's nothin'
When I pulled off the lot, that's stuntin'
Reppin' my town when you see me
You know everything
Black and yellow, black and yellow
Black and yellow, black and yellow
I put it down from the whip
To my diamonds I'm in
Black and yellow, black and yellow
Black and yellow, black and yellow
Black stripe, yellow paint
Them niggas scared of it, but them ho's ain't
Soon as I hit the club look at them ho's face
Hit the pedal once, make the floor shake
Suede insides, my engine roarin'
It's the big boy, you know what I paid for it
And I got the petal to the metal
Got you niggas checkin' game, I'm ballin out on every level
Hear them haters talk
But there's nothing you can tell 'em
Just made a million
Got another million on my schedule
No love for a nigga breakin' hearts
No keys, push to start
Yeah, uh huh, you know what it is
Everything I do, I do it big
Yeah, uh huh, screamin' that's nothin'
When I pulled off the lot, that's stuntin'
Reppin' my town when you see me
You know everything
Black and yellow, black and yellow
Black and yellow, black and yellow
I put it down from the whip
To my diamonds I'm in
Black and yellow, black and yellow
Black and yellow, black and yellow
Got a call from my jeweler, this just in
Bitches love me 'cause I'm fuckin' with their best friends
Not a lesbian, but she a freak though
This ain't for one night, I'm shinin' all week, ho
I'm sippin' Cliquot and rockin' yellow diamonds
So many rocks up in my watch I can't tell what the time is
Got a pocketful of big faces
Throw it up 'cause every nigga that I'm with tailored
Yeah, uh huh, you know what it is
Everything I do, I do it big
Yeah, uh huh, screamin' that's nothin'
When I pulled off the lot, that's stuntin'
Reppin' my town when you see me
You know everything
Black and yellow, black and yellow
Black and yellow, black and yellow
I put it down from the whip
To my diamonds I'm in
Black and yellow, black and yellow
Black and yellow, black and yellow
Stay high like how I'm supposed to do
That crown underneath them clouds can't get close to you
And my car look unapproachable
Super clean but it's super mean
She wanna fuck with them cats, smoke weed, count stacks
Get fly, take trips and that's that, real rap
I let her get high, she want and she feel that
Convertible drop fill, '87 and the top peel back
Yeah, uh huh, you know what it is
Yeah, yeah, uh huh, you know what it is
You already know what it is, man
And if you don't, you should by now
Reppin' my town when you see me
You know everything
Black and yellow, black and yellow
Black and yellow, black and yellow
I put it down from the whip
To my diamonds I'm in
Black and yellow, black and yellow
Black and yellow, black and yellow
Yeah, uh huh, you know what it is
Everything I do, I do it big
Yeah, uh huh, screamin' that's nothin'
When I pulled off the lot, that's stuntin'
Reppin' my town when you see me
You know everything
Black and yellow, black and yellow
Black and yellow, black and yellow
I put it down from the whip
To my diamonds I'm in
Black and yellow, black and yellow
Black and yellow, black and yellow
domain:
goml
sound origin:
Youtube.
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?The Internet vs. Scientology War is Now! |
Rodifan |
(2.70) |
4,027 |
2008-01-18 |
description:
The internets have gathered and joined to raid Habbo Hotel. Now we are now facing something bigger. -=+=- SPREAD THE WORD -=+=-
domain:
webvssci
sound origin:
Matthew Wilder - Break My Stride
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?Across Stormy Seas |
wisdumcube |
(4.25) |
4,013 |
2014-05-01 |
description:
After the Great Cleansing, Isla Portada has become almost inhospitable. Much to their dismay, the surviving residents of the flood find themselves in a dire position without a reliable home to call their own. And so, with hope and determination in their hearts, in the face of almost sheer hopelessness, they set out across the great expanse--the much fabled Great Ocean of Serendipity--in search of salvation, leaving the only home they have ever known. What lies across these waters? Does the ocean give way to a n impassable network of islands that the stormy waves cannot penetrate? Is there even an end, or are the azure waters simply the eternal backdrop of a cruel God's domain? Can they ever find a new place to call home, or has their journey at sea become their final unrelenting torment?
domain:
unchartedwaters
sound origin:
Dragon Roost Island (from Zelda_ Windwaker) ft. Alex Culang
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?ytmnd is fat |
Famery-Gai |
(3.76) |
3,873 |
2011-10-01 |
description:
About 2 weeks ago I accidentally cut my fingernails too short and became extremely hungry. So I strolled down to McDonalds to get some double cheeseburgers and fries. When I began eating my fries, something horrible happened--the salt got all over my freshly cut nails and stung like a bitch. The fries were so damn good that I couldn't stop eating them despite the pain. Later on in the night, my hands began trembling in agony.
The following morning I went to see the doctor for help, and when he finally got in and inspected my fingers his face turned ghost white; he lowered his glasses, stared me straight in the eye and said, "I'm... I'm sorry Famery-Gai, but there was just too much damn salt on those fries..."
The doctor then turned around and got a sawzall out of the cupboard and jazzle-fuckered my arms off in a bloody mess. Needless to say, I can no longer use a computer without assistance. Luckily enough, I was able to hire an old woman from a homeless shelter--hopefully Grace will be willing to help me continue my ytmnd adventures. Or at least give me dirty handjobs.
domain:
exerciseTMND
sound origin:
There Isn't Any Time For Meatballs
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?Superchristian Rick Perry gives you permission to s... |
GaryGnu |
(3.63) |
3,853 |
2011-12-11 |
description:
"You don't need to be in the pew every Sunday" - Rick Perry
domain:
Superchristian
sound origin:
Permission to skip church from Superchristian, in your face POPE!
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?The Master Chief's Face (real) |
MC40 |
(2.83) |
3,847 |
2007-09-29 |
description:
This is an image taken from two players working together to force the camera inside the helmet of the master chief in Halo 3.
Surprisingly, there is a very basic and shadowed face under the mirrored visor. It matches the descriptions of the books, spec
domain:
MasterChiefFace
sound origin:
Resident Evil: Extinction
|
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?You're the man now Tron! |
guyincognito88 |
(2.38) |
3,836 |
2005-06-17 |
description:
Kirk's face on Sark's head on Sean Connery's body saying what it thinks about Tron.
(Yes, it's supposed to look that bad.)
domain:
YTMNT
sound origin:
Edited Finding Forrister, Tron, Star Trek 2
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?(nsfw) Moon Man - the interrogation |
BigX |
(3.63) |
3,815 |
2011-09-07 |
description:
Moon Man's continues his search for the refugees that escaped his last visit to Africa. This week: he interrogates a mentally challenged Japanese woman he suspects of sheltering them. Does the future hold face-melting and/or rape for this young woman? Stay tuned...
domain:
moonmaninterrogation
sound origin:
The Moon Man.
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?Harry Potter's Handjob the Movie |
Pierce |
(2.70) |
3,814 |
2005-12-14 |
description:
I had to do it ;) and i'm sorry for the smiley face but i couldn't think of anything else.
domain:
hphjm
sound origin:
see above
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?The Many Faces of Putin. |
mlivingstone |
(3.60) |
3,790 |
2009-08-05 |
description:
Non-Sequitur moment of an image of a cartoon of Putin's various facial expressions to a serene piece. With descriptions of each face in respective order against a gray background.
domain:
themanyfacesofputin
sound origin:
personally played it once, recorded it on MP3.
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?What The Fuck Did You Just Fucking Say About ... |
JLen503 |
(2.85) |
3,771 |
2012-07-16 |
description:
Notorious navy seal copy pasta turned song
hat the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your Life. You're fucking Dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy Retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking Dead, kiddo.
domain:
navysealsong
sound origin:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NsZMbs5PC64&feature=plcp
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?Anakin Skywalker faces some changes... |
OptiPrime |
(3.23) |
3,756 |
2005-12-08 |
description:
Anakin Skywalker has to turn and face the strange changes...
domain:
anakinchanges
sound origin:
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?O hai, nice to see you! |
kekko |
(3.50) |
3,724 |
2011-04-23 |
description:
I have a Play button on my face and that makes me happy! I feel safe inside my Play button and nothing bad can happen inside! I'm so lucky to have you as a friend, Play Button! When I grow up I want to marry you! We will build a house in the countryside and we will have a dog and we will call him Bill! I want to hug you so much that you become a Still button!
domain:
playbutton
sound origin:
Makaha by Coda (http://coda.s3m.us/2011/02/26/makaha/)
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?(nsfw) Grue don't change facial expressions ... |
Lose |
(4.00) |
3,698 |
2010-08-28 |
description:
A grue never changes facial expressions. Then again, no one ever gets the chance to see its face and lives to tell the tale. (Animation needs alot of tweaking)
domain:
gruedontchangeface
sound origin:
YTMND asset.
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?(nsfw) Private Pyle has 3 seconds |
Snappel328 |
(1.67) |
3,692 |
2007-12-24 |
description:
Private Pyle has 3 seconds to wipe a pylon off his face.
domain:
pylepylon
sound origin:
self
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?ADD Channel Surfing |
LegoLewdite |
(3.92) |
3,647 |
2008-10-25 |
description:
Go quietly amid the noise and waste, and know what comfort is found owning a piece thereof. Never fall in love; it will stick to your face.
domain:
TelevisionEverywhere
sound origin:
talkdemonic
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?Zio Systems wants to DOMINATE YOUR FACE! |
haberdasher |
(3.45) |
3,640 |
2007-03-24 |
description:
www.ziosys.com ... you can't make this kind of stuff up!
domain:
dominateyourface
sound origin:
Paul Stanley - Live to Win
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?The gayest kid you knew in 1989 |
tkx7 |
(3.73) |
3,639 |
2008-01-19 |
description:
He was first to pop his collar, wear purple and pink shirts, and listen to pop music targeted at girls. He lied down in strange positions and always had a fruity smile on his face.
domain:
gay80s
sound origin:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=B72rgvlsq_c
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?MST3k Ben Murphy's goofy face |
WouTar |
(3.91) |
3,614 |
2006-08-27 |
description:
I felt this face needed a YTMND, even though I reckon it will only be funny to people who know Mystery Science Theater and even then... :D
domain:
mst3kbenmurphy
sound origin:
Mystery Science Theater 3000 Episode 814
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?(nsfw) Magneto tries to leave FOX and join Marvel ... |
Famery-Gai |
(4.39) |
3,580 |
2016-01-11 |
description:
The plan is simple, GAK the FOX Security guard in the face and escape just in time to join Avengers Infinity War
domain:
wolvneto
sound origin:
Beer Nuts
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?Everyone ripped me the fuck off |
Six |
(2.24) |
3,570 |
2005-08-25 |
description:
Created LONG BEFORE the "doesn't change facial expressions" fad.
Everyone ripped me off.
One guy on MySpace who cannot seem to move his face.
http://tinyurl.com/8loto
domain:
johnnydarko
sound origin:
Stole off another YTMND
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?Face/Off: Kirk vs Picard |
otimus |
(3.91) |
3,567 |
2006-06-18 |
description:
no description given.
domain:
captainoftheUSSYtmnd
sound origin:
Daft Punk - Face to Face
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