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She can't feel her face.

fridayisthestartoftheweekend

The Weekend - I Can't Feel My Face.

Winning

YouCanWinIfYouWant

You Can Win If You Want

Big Bird and Neil Young

helplesshelplesshelplesshelpless

Neil Young - Helpless

The unstumpable Trump.

unstumpable

Mickey Avalon's trash hit "my dick"

classic

staplersite

have my stapler

A Pup Named Scooby-Doo. Also, who the fuck killed Robin Williams?

come-on-and-PAN

I'd like to buy a vowel. An 'R'. Yes, there are 5 'T's'. (audience claps) *ding*--- *ding*--- *ding*--- *ding*--- *ding*--- I'd like to solve the puzzle. GHOSTBUSTERS. (audience sighs) I'm sorry. There are no 'P's'. Spin the wheel. I can't Pat, I have no hands. (audience boo's) Yes, there are 2 hands. *ding* --- *ding* --- I'd like to solve the crime. An 'O'? *pat removes cigar from mouth* Looks like you're onto something kid. *the wheel flashes and replies* Onto something? You mean like how I'm fucking your wife?. (audience laughs) There is one 'B'. *ding*--- *ding*--- *ding*--- *ding*--- *ding*--- *ding*--- *ding*--- I'd like to solve the puzzle. DID YOU GUYS SEE DEADPOOL *terrorists shoot-up the entire set* Sponsored by Capital One

Ferguson is annoying.

fergusondisappear

Dragonforce

creator of Atari can be weird sometimes.

NolanBushnell

2600

McLOL!

youcanbecomethepersontheyllrememberalltheirlives

Bill Cosby saying "You can become the person they'll remember all their lives".

お早うございます。今日はラーメンを作ります。楽しみですね。じゃ、始めましょう。 I still masturbate while eating top ramen At a faster rate in the bigger quantities It counts as rape when I'm slurping at this unbelievable pace I turn the temperature up all the way sweat up on my face If you give no effort If you got no money Then i got a cheap method Crack it open throw it in a pan and let it cook bitch Now thats a real education fuck books If you wanna make in college acknowledge All the flavors that be dropping Mad knowledge on these pussy ass canned goods We got chicken and beef to boost the manhood Anybody want a piece of me will have to get this ramen first Start with the shrimp and then the fire If you're fully blazed then this shit'll get you higher Thirty-five cents a pack, three for a dollar Unbelievable pricing thats the future of a blue collar worker And I'm talkin' bout ramen This shit'll fill you up when you're feeling like an African Come back when you're in the state that I'm in And say hi to my homeboy top ramen.

ramenking

found airhorn sound on youtube

LOL DARTH STAPLER AND HIS TCBCR FRIENDS WATCH A PROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPAGANDA FILM BY DARTH STAPLER ABOUT HOW BOREDPEDO NEEDS TO GET ARRESTED

joining

But I still hate Pedotown with a passion and firmly believe YTMND would be better off if no more Pedotown sites were ever made

LOL! VOTE 5!

cherryflavoredalf

Office Space+Nirvana+The Simpsons

LOL!

crushes

Audacity

o boy i can't wait to have babies with spikes on their faces

vexyman

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Al_upsU5uVw

Puppy Monkey Stapler

puppymonkeystapler

Believe You Have My PMB

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

whatthefuckdidyoujustfuckingsayaboutmeyoulittlebitch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mh-4Z3fQSc

Anakin makes orange goo to save his mommy from the sickness that she's suffering from. ONLY the orange goo can save mommy, and he HAS to make it!

anagoo

Anakin makes Orange Goo for his Mommy to save her

no

a2lsbGVk

white noise

i want to believe

iwanttobelievee

x files

Darth Stapler takes OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOver the WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOrld (or in this case, the Death Star)

dictate

Stapla - I'd LNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOve to STAPLER the WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORLD (Darth Stapler remix) (599 US years after Stapler)

beesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesvbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbeesbee

beemovie64

google

I haven't been here since the site collapsed. Near as I can tell, there's about 25 active users still.

yourealonenowdog

only casualties.

Fry: "Can I ask you a question?" Leela: "As long as it's not about my eye." Fry: "errr." Leela: "Is it about my eye?" Fry: "Sort of." Leela: *sigh* "Just ask the question." Fry: "What's with the eye?" Leela: "I'm an alien alright? Let's drop the subject." Fry: "Cool! An alien! Has your race taken over the earth?" Leela: "No.. I just work here."

myi

futurama

niggggggggggaaaaaaaaa

blacknesssupinhere

hole

mFi - We want to believe.

mfi

Google

Can you guess what THIS is?

guessumguessum

Site (Jesus on Jeopardy)

our mine team yeah we can see that you were just shut down

ourmine

ourmine

Hold on to a dream Take me to your heaven, When my nights are cold and lonely Flying high together, On a journey to the stars, Won't you take me to your heaven to your heart

takemetoyourheaven

from the Eurovision

No I am not planning on going on some idiotic spam attack. I'm merely archiving this because 1. it's legendary and 2. it's the only good site JoshCube has ever made.

poohsoda

Candlemass - Mirror Mirror

Connor is an anagram for Rocky Balboa

connorericjones

Gonna Fly Now, Rocky Theeem