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John Smith tries to break the world record for longest Black Eyed Peas listening session.

BlackEyedPeasRecord

Black Eyed Peas

Johnny Rebel wants you to stick your black head out to blow

GayJohnnyRebel

Johnny Rebel - Nigger Hating Me

You can go down to jolly pirate donut

jollypiratedonut

Tourrettes Guy

Day 1 Goverment is Re-openned

obammalamma

24/7 BLACK FAMILY SHAMING CHANNEL

Everyone of all races deserves to be equal. It doesn't matter if your black, white, asian, native, etc. We are all God's children and Michael Jackson says it best in the hit song "Black or White."

blckorwhte

Micheal Jackson - Black or White (Mp3 Song)

Item #: SCP-426 Object Class: Euclid Special Containment Procedures: I am to be sealed in a chamber with no windows through which I may be viewed. The door to my chamber must have a label completely unrelated to my designation or identity, in order to prevent unintended spread of my primary effect. Only Level 3 and above personnel are to know of my presence, and particularly of my properties. Assigned personnel are to be rotated out on a monthly basis to prevent contamination by my secondary effect. Psychiatric evaluation is mandatory at the end of the month. If personnel are deemed unaffected, they may be re-assigned to me no less than four months after their last rotation with me. Any affected personnel are to be given a Class C amnesiac and transferred to a different site. Description: Hello, I am SCP-426. I must be introduced this way in order to prevent ambiguity. I am an ordinary toaster, able to toast bread when supplied with electricity. However, when any human being mentions me, they inadvertently refer to me in the first person. Despite all attempts, there is yet to be a way to speak or write about me in the third person. When in my continuous presence for over two months, individuals begin to identify themselves as a toaster. Unless forcibly restrained, these people will ultimately harm themselves in their attempts to emulate my standard functions. I was discovered in the home of the ████████ family after the gruesome deaths of three of its members. I had been given to the younger Mr. and Mrs. ████████ as a wedding gift. No card or any other identifying markings had been found on my box. Approximately two months after the family received me, fire crews were dispatched to the home due to an electrical fire. The younger Mrs. ████████ died from the electric discharge that she had caused when attempting to devour an electric socket. The other two victims had died shortly before the fire occurred. The elder Mrs. ████████ had gorged herself with nearly 10 kg of bread before her stomach burst and she died of internal bleeding. The younger Mr. ████████ died of severe blood loss after attempting [REDACTED] with me. The sole survivor was the elder Mr. ████████ who was suffering from severe malnutrition. He stated that he had inserted some bread a week prior and was still waiting for the toast to pop out. I was confiscated by the Foundation after police noted my unusual properties. A Class C amnesiac was administered to the affected officers. Experiment Log 426-1: Date: ██-██-████ Subject: D-class personnel D/426/1 Procedure: D/426/1 was asked to describe what he believed was contained in my chamber. He was not informed about my identity or properties. Details: D/426/1 stated, "I'm probably some huge monster holed up in there. That's what you guys have all over the place, right?" D/426/1 remained oblivious to his use of the first-person pronoun. Experiment Log 426-2: Date: ██-██-████ Subject: D-class personnel D/426/2 Procedure: D/426/2 was placed in my chamber and given regular meals through a dispenser. No communication with D/426/2 was permitted. Multiple cameras were situated in the chamber, positioned so that I am outside of their field of vision, but allowing constant observation of D/426/2. We remained sealed until my secondary effect manifested in the subject. I was bolted to the floor so that I could not be moved into a camera's view. Details: After 45 days of isolation, D/426/2 wrapped his arm around me and began conversing with me, stating that we were brothers. D/426/2 never deviated from using the first-person plural when speaking with me. Subject was terminated one hour after this event. It is theorized that the isolation accelerated the progression of my secondary effect.

SCP-426

Mine with a story from http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-426 In video form here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQJjLK4H4yk

HAPPY HALLOWEEN YOU FUCKS.

halloween20135

Mastodon - Black Tongue

HAPPY HALLOWEEN YOU FUCKS.

halloween20134

Black Sabbath

LOL!

staplerguy

Stolen (from myself lol)

HARDCORE

BillDoesScience

I love that song

LOL!

bill-nye

Mcfly The Science Guy

Site

YouAreGae

I dont really understaend it

[i]hidden contest[/i] - suggest the best title for the site and I'll use it as the title for the site!

wizrd

mariokart

Brace yourself!

breakthrough

Cuffs Guy + MGS2 - Father and Son

LOL!

mortar

Macks arguing with his girlfriend who really really hates the Moon KKKrew because she's black

This weird guy

TM46

AdultSwim

Lukashenko is awesome.

lukashenko

Alex Jones + MGS2 - Father & Son

Guy eats cereal without bowl.

frostedflakesmaneuver

Night Wish - Ghost Love Score

newegg order summary has turned from an order form into a spyware site. i cant work cuase thier site dont work. heres my conversation over why i ordered twice and tried to get an order cancelled when their readme said they can keep shipping charges. well they came to a total of 7 dollars. heres the conversation. heres his response to you guys didnt confirm a confirmation page. there is no confirm on agree to pay page. theres a summary page they give you they want you to agree before they show a summary but a buy sell is easy. figure this out yourselves i cant do it

neweggsummarizes

songs from the sea

Epic domain grab!

maddox

The Barney Bunch

Abducted as a child in Hanoi by a black market adoption agency, Chinaman was sold to an American buyer. After arriving in New York, he became the subject of discrimination, and, after running away from his foster parents, went to the city's Chinatown. He would boast that he was "more Chinese than the Chinese" and hated America and New York City with a passion. Chinaman later became a Navy SEALs swimmer and a special effects artist who specialized in kung fu and chi kung, the latter of which he could use to control his body weight at will, allowing him to walk on water, walls, and ceilings. Chinaman was the most proficient swimmer in the SEALs, and held the world record for longest time spent under water by a person. He possessed a full body tattoo of a dragon, which apparently came to life upon contact with water. When the unit was liquidated in late 2008, Chinaman was among the members who were killed.

agency

MGS2 - Yell Dead Cell

WOOAH BLACK BELLY BLAMALAM

swag1million

SWOOP

Animation of a dancing banana, nut, and bread

BananaNutBread

sound it a clip of the black keys' howlin for you

they so mad.

debgod

Epic Sax Guy from Eurovision

We hardly knew this guy, yet he could be the real Bill Rizer, and he sacrificed himself to save Bill and Jaguar from Master Contra.

mysterygtribute

Project X Zone

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oddlyfamiliar

Batman - Mask of the Phantasm (1993)

This is from an episode of Saturday Night Live. The skit is called "A Couple of White Guys" it's from like 1985

acoupleofwhiteguys

YouTube

Robert Stack's stunning conclusion to the Men in Black trilogy.

thejawsofthemeninblack

Robert Stack

Since he was 9, Ray says he's had five separate encounters with UFOs.

ransackedvideocollection

Robert Stack

Just watching Kallen do a Jean-Claude Van Damme style kick on that guy in that one episode of Code Geass made me think of this.

kallentatsumaki

Street Fighter