| ?New Test Site- please ignore |
Lethe |
(2.56) |
1,237 |
2013-11-27 |
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description:
oh god how did this got here
domain:
lethetest
sound origin:
cool guys
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| ?My most tiniest YTMND |
Pikachu4170 |
(2.60) |
1,472 |
2013-11-15 |
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description:
It's nothing (Well, it's just a black dot tiled up...)!
domain:
tiny-ytmnd
sound origin:
you can't even notice!
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| ?PSA House |
tylersaintcool |
(4.08) |
2,426 |
2013-11-14 |
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description:
PSA Guy at a party.
domain:
psaguytoga
sound origin:
Faggot music
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| ?So A Guy Walks Into A Bar on November 10... |
chrisj787 |
(3.67) |
791 |
2013-11-10 |
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description:
november 10th. never forget.
domain:
soaguywalksintoabar
sound origin:
the jukebox
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| ?little girls |
cobalt |
(3.00) |
1,335 |
2013-11-08 |
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description:
you're wasting your time here.
domain:
lilgirls
sound origin:
that guy Michael Rosen
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| ?AQW GUY IS A KILLER |
wat411 |
(1.00) |
439 |
2013-11-08 |
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description:
sorry by the motherfacker why i do not cant write a bad word in this game.
domain:
aqwkiller
sound origin:
i edited
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| ?Headbanging goodness |
Not-Kenny-Rogers |
(2.00) |
261 |
2013-11-06 |
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description:
Ever headbang as hard as this guy?
domain:
wubbadubbawimpwomp
sound origin:
youtube to mp3 converter
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| ?Backwards |
aboyles22 |
(3.00) |
931 |
2013-11-04 |
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description:
Oh, the joys of the parking lot
domain:
backingupcar
sound origin:
Music is "Friday" by Rebecca Black found at -
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfVsfOSbJY0
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| ?Soda gets rained on |
JakeThePanda |
(1.83) |
20,114 |
2013-11-03 |
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description:
Nick makes it rain on sodas nipples
domain:
SodaGetsRainedOn
sound origin:
Mp3 Skull and black people
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| ?Black Eyed Peas world record |
Radicals |
(4.04) |
2,284 |
2013-10-31 |
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description:
John Smith tries to break the world record for longest Black Eyed Peas listening session.
domain:
BlackEyedPeasRecord
sound origin:
Black Eyed Peas
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| ?(nsfw) Johnny Rebel Loves the Black Ween |
kdj997 |
(1.00) |
750 |
2013-10-30 |
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description:
Johnny Rebel wants you to stick your black head out to blow
domain:
GayJohnnyRebel
sound origin:
Johnny Rebel - Nigger Hating Me
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| ?(nsfw) Jolly Pirate Donut |
Volks |
(2.67) |
1,675 |
2013-10-26 |
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description:
You can go down to jolly pirate donut
domain:
jollypiratedonut
sound origin:
Tourrettes Guy
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| ?frenkievsobongo |
Crunchieman |
(2.00) |
236 |
2013-10-22 |
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description:
Day 1 Goverment is Re-openned
domain:
obammalamma
sound origin:
24/7 BLACK FAMILY SHAMING CHANNEL
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| ?(nsfw) It don't matter ! |
friidom |
(2.00) |
1,789 |
2013-10-21 |
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description:
Everyone of all races deserves to be equal. It doesn't matter if your black, white, asian, native, etc. We are all God's children and Michael Jackson says it best in the hit song "Black or White."
domain:
blckorwhte
sound origin:
Micheal Jackson - Black or White (Mp3 Song)
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| ?I Am A Toaster |
Audovoice |
(2.60) |
1,873 |
2013-10-17 |
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description:
Item #: SCP-426
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: I am to be sealed in a chamber with no windows through which I may be viewed. The door to my chamber must have a label completely unrelated to my designation or identity, in order to prevent unintended spread of my primary effect. Only Level 3 and above personnel are to know of my presence, and particularly of my properties. Assigned personnel are to be rotated out on a monthly basis to prevent contamination by my secondary effect. Psychiatric evaluation is mandatory at the end of the month. If personnel are deemed unaffected, they may be re-assigned to me no less than four months after their last rotation with me. Any affected personnel are to be given a Class C amnesiac and transferred to a different site.
Description: Hello, I am SCP-426. I must be introduced this way in order to prevent ambiguity. I am an ordinary toaster, able to toast bread when supplied with electricity. However, when any human being mentions me, they inadvertently refer to me in the first person. Despite all attempts, there is yet to be a way to speak or write about me in the third person. When in my continuous presence for over two months, individuals begin to identify themselves as a toaster. Unless forcibly restrained, these people will ultimately harm themselves in their attempts to emulate my standard functions.
I was discovered in the home of the ████████ family after the gruesome deaths of three of its members. I had been given to the younger Mr. and Mrs. ████████ as a wedding gift. No card or any other identifying markings had been found on my box. Approximately two months after the family received me, fire crews were dispatched to the home due to an electrical fire. The younger Mrs. ████████ died from the electric discharge that she had caused when attempting to devour an electric socket. The other two victims had died shortly before the fire occurred. The elder Mrs. ████████ had gorged herself with nearly 10 kg of bread before her stomach burst and she died of internal bleeding. The younger Mr. ████████ died of severe blood loss after attempting [REDACTED] with me. The sole survivor was the elder Mr. ████████ who was suffering from severe malnutrition. He stated that he had inserted some bread a week prior and was still waiting for the toast to pop out.
I was confiscated by the Foundation after police noted my unusual properties. A Class C amnesiac was administered to the affected officers.
Experiment Log 426-1:
Date: ██-██-████
Subject: D-class personnel D/426/1
Procedure: D/426/1 was asked to describe what he believed was contained in my chamber. He was not informed about my identity or properties.
Details: D/426/1 stated, "I'm probably some huge monster holed up in there. That's what you guys have all over the place, right?" D/426/1 remained oblivious to his use of the first-person pronoun.
Experiment Log 426-2:
Date: ██-██-████
Subject: D-class personnel D/426/2
Procedure: D/426/2 was placed in my chamber and given regular meals through a dispenser. No communication with D/426/2 was permitted. Multiple cameras were situated in the chamber, positioned so that I am outside of their field of vision, but allowing constant observation of D/426/2. We remained sealed until my secondary effect manifested in the subject. I was bolted to the floor so that I could not be moved into a camera's view.
Details: After 45 days of isolation, D/426/2 wrapped his arm around me and began conversing with me, stating that we were brothers. D/426/2 never deviated from using the first-person plural when speaking with me. Subject was terminated one hour after this event. It is theorized that the isolation accelerated the progression of my secondary effect.
domain:
SCP-426
sound origin:
Mine with a story from http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-426
In video form here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQJjLK4H4yk
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| ?Halloween 2013 #5 |
FurryEggs |
(3.83) |
690 |
2013-10-09 |
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description:
HAPPY HALLOWEEN YOU FUCKS.
domain:
halloween20135
sound origin:
Mastodon - Black Tongue
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| ?Halloween 2013 #4 |
FurryEggs |
(3.40) |
870 |
2013-10-08 |
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description:
HAPPY HALLOWEEN YOU FUCKS.
domain:
halloween20134
sound origin:
Black Sabbath
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| ?Darth Mcfly the Stapler Guy |
DarthWang |
(4.00) |
3,434 |
2013-10-06 |
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description:
LOL!
domain:
staplerguy
sound origin:
Stolen (from myself lol)
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| ?(nsfw) Bill Nye The Science Guy |
ChameleonGuy32 |
(2.67) |
1,219 |
2013-10-04 |
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description:
HARDCORE
domain:
BillDoesScience
sound origin:
I love that song
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| ?Mcfly The Science Guy |
DarthWang |
(4.25) |
5,552 |
2013-10-04 |
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description:
LOL!
domain:
bill-nye
sound origin:
Mcfly The Science Guy
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| ?You guys are gae |
SonOfGod |
(3.88) |
2,341 |
2013-10-02 |
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description:
Site
domain:
YouAreGae
sound origin:
I dont really understaend it
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| ?mario mushroom joke that hits fat guy from hangov... |
Krangar18 |
(4.32) |
4,658 |
2013-09-29 |
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description:
[i]hidden contest[/i] - suggest the best title for the site and I'll use it as the title for the site!
domain:
wizrd
sound origin:
mariokart
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| ?TRUTHTMND: You CAN break those cuffs! |
woman |
(2.00) |
2,173 |
2013-09-29 |
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description:
Brace yourself!
domain:
breakthrough
sound origin:
Cuffs Guy + MGS2 - Father and Son
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| ?Max argues with some black lady about how to sav... |
DarthWang |
(4.00) |
1,571 |
2013-09-29 |
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description:
LOL!
domain:
mortar
sound origin:
Macks arguing with his girlfriend who really really hates the Moon KKKrew because she's black
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| ?TM46 |
DafuqDidYouSay |
(1.00) |
542 |
2013-09-24 |
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description:
This weird guy
domain:
TM46
sound origin:
AdultSwim
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| ?PSA Guy has a new ally |
woman |
(2.33) |
927 |
2013-09-24 |
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description:
Lukashenko is awesome.
domain:
lukashenko
sound origin:
Alex Jones + MGS2 - Father & Son
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| ?FROSTED FLAKES MANEUVER |
novayne |
(2.67) |
1,846 |
2013-09-20 |
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description:
Guy eats cereal without bowl.
domain:
frostedflakesmaneuver
sound origin:
Night Wish - Ghost Love Score
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| ?(nsfw) doesnt work |
ldrancer |
(3.67) |
1,112 |
2013-09-17 |
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description:
newegg order summary has turned from an order form into a spyware site. i cant work cuase thier site dont work. heres my conversation over why i ordered twice and tried to get an order cancelled when their readme said they can keep shipping charges. well they came to a total of 7 dollars. heres the conversation. heres his response to you guys didnt confirm a confirmation page. there is no confirm on agree to pay page. theres a summary page they give you they want you to agree before they show a summary but a buy sell is easy. figure this out yourselves i cant do it
domain:
neweggsummarizes
sound origin:
songs from the sea
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| ?Eric Prairie Doug learns about Five Guys Burgers a... |
BuffcoatMusicChannel |
(2.85) |
1,043 |
2013-09-14 |
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description:
Epic domain grab!
domain:
maddox
sound origin:
The Barney Bunch
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| ?Rejected Dead Cell member #2 |
woman |
(2.14) |
993 |
2013-09-11 |
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description:
Abducted as a child in Hanoi by a black market adoption agency, Chinaman was sold to an American buyer. After arriving in New York, he became the subject of discrimination, and, after running away from his foster parents, went to the city's Chinatown. He would boast that he was "more Chinese than the Chinese" and hated America and New York City with a passion.
Chinaman later became a Navy SEALs swimmer and a special effects artist who specialized in kung fu and chi kung, the latter of which he could use to control his body weight at will, allowing him to walk on water, walls, and ceilings. Chinaman was the most proficient swimmer in the SEALs, and held the world record for longest time spent under water by a person. He possessed a full body tattoo of a dragon, which apparently came to life upon contact with water.
When the unit was liquidated in late 2008, Chinaman was among the members who were killed.
domain:
agency
sound origin:
MGS2 - Yell Dead Cell
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