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we fly high, no lie, you know this, BALLIN ballin right Sup bitches. SUP BITCHES. It’s Chad Warden here. Aight, I’m talking bout that, PS Triple. The PS Triple I ain’t talking bout that wii. That wii? Shiiiit. Shit people p-people be talkin’ bout how it was all, new, and shit, but you know what I’m tryin to say? I’m tryin to say, is that…c’mon know, wii? C’mon, that c-that lil’ controller baby that looks like a dildo. Aight, I ain’t trying to play my games, with no Dil. Do. Aight, maybe if the game is like, y’know, Warioware, shove-it-up-yo-own-ass game, yeah I dunno, I dunno if there’s any minigames where you know, you have to shove it up yo ass. But…c’mon now, the wii? People trying to say that the, the PS3 copied the wii with a motion sen-uh…I don’ give a fuck. Shit, shit the wii, you know what they should copy? They should copy how to get good games. They should copy how to get good games from the PS3. Heh errybody knows, is that PS3 make the best games, knaw I mean nigga? I mean, c’mon, you got lil’ games I mean you got wii what, what you got, Legend of Zelda where you walk around with a lil’ bitch, and his lil’ bitch-ass sword, and lil’ shield, and he’s goin “HEH! HEH! HEH!” C’mon, who wants to play that shit? I needa shoot some niggas. Wh-pow, pow Nintendo, ah, and then you talk about Nintendo isn’t copying anything and how Sony is copying everything, and that’s just bullshit, that bullshit…shit s-saying Final Fantasy was on Nintendo before Sony, have you played the PS1? Nigga, nigga the PS1 got Final Fantasy 7, shit, Nintendo trying to copy that shit, they know that they can’t compete if they don’t have Final Fantasy. Nig, I don’t even care if any other systems get Final Fantasy, Final Fantasy sucks ass now. Ooo, look at Final Fantasy 12, y’know where you’re runnin’ around with a lil’ girl and shit. Fuck everybody knows that girls can’t do shit other than suck dick. So, what I’m really tryin’ to say, is that, Sony…Sony’s the bomb, nigga. That’s true shit, Sony is true shit. we fly high, no lie, you know this, BALLIN ballin right

cwizzy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L7VJTjqo_bg

Fat Milton has appeared.

fatmilton

FF4 Fat Chocobo + stapler.ytmnd.com

Can't think of a good YTMND today, I have the brain drain.

marf

Robot and Monster

At an abandoned PSTriple, a police squad corners dat Asian Bitch, who overpowers them with BALLIN abilities. She flees, pursued by the police and a group of suited Fanboys capable of similar superhuman feats. She answers a ringing public PSTriple and vanishes. HD Gamer Chad Warden, known by his HAEH-cking alias "C-Wizzy", is puzzled by repeated online encounters with the phrase "the Xbox". Asian Bitch contacts him and tells him a man named Anthony has the answers C-Wizzy seeks. A team of Fanboys and police, led by M6, arrives at C-Wizzy's Caddy in search of him. Though Anthony attempts to guide C-Wizzy to safety, Chad Daddy surrenders rather than risk a dangerous escape. The Fanboys offer to erase Chad's criminal record in exchange for his help with locating Anthony, who they claim is mad gay. When C-Wizzy refuses to cooperate, they fuse his dick shut, pin him down, and implant a gay dildo in his ass. Chad wakes up from what he believes to be a nightmare. Soon after, Chad is taken by Asian Bitch to meet Anthony, and she removes the dildo from Chad. Anthony offers Chad a choice between two pills: red to reveal the truth about the Xbox, or blue to make Chad forget everything and return to his former life. Chad takes the red pill, and his reality begins to distort, awakening in a cum-filled pod among countless other pods, containing other Sony fans. He is then brought aboard Anthony's flying Caddy, the Tampa Flo-Day. As Chad recuperates from a lifetime of physical inactivity in the pod, Anthony explains the situation: In the early 21st century, a war broke out between Sony and Microsoft Fanboys. After Sony blocked the Fanboys' access to ABAP energy, the Xbox Fans responded by enslaving Sony fans and harvesting their BALLIN power while keeping their minds pacified in the Xbox, a shared simulated reality modeled on the world as it was in 2006. In the years following, the remaining free Sony fans took refuge in the underground city of H-Town. Anthony and his crew are a group of rebels who hack into the Xbox to "unplug" enslaved Sony fans and recruit them; their understanding of the Xbox's simulated nature allows them to bend its physical laws. Anthony warns Chad that death within the Xbox kills the physical body too and explains that the Fanboys are mad gay, while Nintendo fans called Wiis eliminate rebels in the real world. Chad's prowess during virtual training cements Anthony's belief that Chad is "ABAP", a Sony fan prophesied to free Sony kind. The group enters the Xbox to visit Nick Bass, a prophet-like Nintendo Fanboy who predicted that ABAP would emerge. He implies to Chad that he is not ABAP and warns that he will have to choose between Anthony's life and his own. Before they can leave the Xbox, Fanboys and police ambush the group, tipped off by elchivofr, a disgruntled crew member who has betrayed Anthony in exchange for a deal to be plugged back into the Xbox to live a gay life. To buy time for the others, Anthony fights M6 and is captured. Elchivofr exits the Xbox and murders the other crew members as they lie unconscious. Before elchivofr can kill Chad and Dat Asian Bitch, crew member Volcop13 regains consciousness and kills him before pulling Chad and Asian Bitch from the Xbox. The Fanboys interrogate Anthony to learn his access codes to the PSTriple in H-Town, which would allow them to destroy it. Chad resolves to return to the Xbox to rescue Anthony, as Nick Bass prophesied; Asian Bitch insists she accompany him. While rescuing Anthony, Chad gains confidence in his abilities, performing feats comparable to those of the Fanboys.

thexbox

I fit the summary of the movie into the description and foreground origin so just pretend this one says something funny too

Can anyone please tell Rachel's (Sarah Butler) dad to stop calling it, NECKINNNNNN'!!!!!!!!!!

SarahNeckinButler

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6p9ZUB00m0s https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hV2KQKZ-VsQ

In our lifetimes we will always be confronted with profound events that can be interpreted from different points of view. Join us as we examine

pointsofview

Points of View

I don't think you can leave. The board is too comfy. Even when it feels bad. I can't forget how stuck I am.

yourehereforever

FOREVER

How can you kill a god?

DagothUrGroove

https://m.soundcloud.com/zachhill011/wobblescoff-look-upon-the

Yes

Staticfly

Maybe

Price Flies when you are having RetroFun™

pricefiles

Price Flies

An ordinary stapler. Who it belongs to is not of concern.

sabdstapler

Aqua Teen Hunger Force

After many months, I had finally gotten around to making this. Original commercial can be found here: https://youtu.be/VfqVGL2NBas?t=47

shiki

燃焼系 CM + Simpsons

Imagination gives me wings to fly across the universe...

daydreamingisfun

owl city

How to open an online store on the Acol.co.il marketplace in Israel Online commerce in Israel is growing every year, and the Acol.co.il marketplace is one of the leading platforms for sellers and buyers. If you want to open your online store in Israel, here is your step by step guide to start on Acol.co.il. 1. Research the market and choose a niche Before you begin, it is important to understand what product or service you will be offering. Research the market, determine what you like best, and find a niche that is profitable and has growth potential. 2. Register your business You will need to register your business in accordance with Israeli law. Make sure you have all the necessary licenses and permits to sell goods or services online. 3. Create an account on Acol.co.il Visit the Acol.co.il website and complete the registration process to create a new account. You will be required to provide some information about your business, including your name, contact details, and payment information. 4. Add your products or services After creating an account, you will be able to add your products or services to the platform. Make sure you have high quality photos, detailed descriptions and competitive prices for each item. 5. Optimize your store for SEO To attract more customers, it is important to optimize your online store for search engines. Include keywords related to your products in product descriptions and titles. Use the SEO features on Acol.co.il to improve your store's visibility. 6. Promote your store Use social media, blogs, email, and other channels to drive visitors to your store. You can also use the promotional opportunities offered by Acol.co.il to increase your store's visibility. 7. Provide great customer service Quick responses to customer questions, reliable order processing, and offering a flexible return policy will help you build a positive reputation and attract more customers. Opening an online store in Israel on the Acol.co.il platform is a great way to expand your business and reach more consumers. Follow these steps and you will soon see the success of your business.

yad2

Project Blue Sun - Living In Dreams (Original Mix)

Buddy, you're a boy, make a big noise Playing in the street, gonna be a big man someday You got mud on your face, you big disgrace Kicking your [can all over the place, singin'] We Will, we will Rock You! [Bring Us Here To Put on Ash!]

wewillrockyoureversed

http://reversespeech.s3.amazonaws.com/rev/putash.Mp3

NOW I CAN FINALLY CHOOSE MY OWN FADS AGAIN SO I CAN ACTUALLY PICK SOMETHING THAT REMIXES

jackets

Who cited that? WHO THE FUCK CITED THAT!?

WE CAN MAKE YTMNDS AGAIN YAY!

algeria

Just to show that we can make sites again LOL

Can you fart so hard your BALLS explode

ballsexplode

MANswers

It's a grimdark fantasy story about taking risks again. It kicks off in a peaceful glade with the death of someone important.

crayonscrayons

A peasant girl, who can be detached.

This is serious (serious) We could make you delirious (delirious!) You should have a healthy fear of us (fear of us!) Cuz too much of us can be dangerous No (no(no(nooo)

makeudelirious

same as fore origin

It's a space opera story about re-creating memory. It kicks off in a future Mesopotamia with the invention of a powerful drug that only the wealthy can access.

pleasureinoneowncognitivedeficit

The story is a retelling of a Greek myth.

It's a thriller story about white-collar crime. It kicks off on a yacht with news that a research institute's confidential database has been hacked.

fraggleinternet

Someone will be buried alive.

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hulkstride

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18 years later and he's still dancing!

Drzaius2023

Dr Zaius

I'm pretty sure this already existed twenty years ago but I can't find the original for the life of me, so I recreated it from memory.

foxhurry

Star Fox 64

A demonstration of real hardware that is so powerful, you can't go back to SomeOnRom™

thepowerofrealhardware

The Power Of Real Hardware

An animated cartoon cat with a Pop-Tart for a torso flying through space and leaving a rainbow trail behind.

nyan-cat

https://archive.org/details/NyanCatoriginal

How Fast Can Doug Go?

dugdugdug

Interwebs

I DON'T KNOW IF BOREDPEDO IS REALLY BACK OR THIS IS JUST SOME IMITATOR BUT DARTH STAPLER WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS

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