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Age: 29. Height: 5 ft & 9 in. Weight: 144 lbs. Eyes: Blue. Hair: Platinum Blonde. Cup Size: 34H. Species: Human. Orientation: Straight. Languages: Russian, German, Chinese, Korean, Spanish, Italian, English, Vietnamese. Family: None. Education: Classified. Occupation: KGB Assassin. Traits: Detached, Seductive, Incisive, Competitive, Adaptable. Likes: Drinking, Grappling, Opera Concerts, Cigars, Cleaning Rifles, Steak. Dislikes: Western Films, Hot Weather, Desk Work, Sweets, Quiet Rooms. Favorite Position: Face Sitting. Shortly after the defeat of the Axis Powers, a Soviet military general arrived at the 7th Leningrad orphanage. He was the first-person Yana had ever seen not completely coated in dirt and grime. His chest was adorned with medals, and he was accompanied by a small party of soldiers. He instructed the children to line up, then stood a few paces away, whispering to an officer as he pointed at specific, seemingly random orphans. Within a few minutes, Yana and seventeen other five-year-olds were loaded onto a truck and carted away. The children were taken to a vast but deceptively worn-down training compound in the Siberian wilderness, and each was placed in a room with assigned bunk mates. There were hundreds of them from orphanages across the Soviet Union. They were to become the nation's best and brightest, the deadliest and most proficient tools in the nation's arsenal. They were to become infiltrators, assassins, and spies. The courses and physical training were cutthroat. Yana struggled to keep up with her peers. She was smaller than the other kids and had difficulties with her studies, as she could barely read. She was falling behind at an alarming rate and began to attract negative attention from her instructors. However, one night, Yana was awakened by Mila, her bunkmate, and pulled into the bathroom. Milla had stolen a study guide for her, and that night, she helped Yana understand the concepts she had been struggling with. It was the first act of kindness Yana had ever experienced. From that night forward, they engaged in clandestine study sessions, finally giving Yana a chance to catch up and excel in her courses. As the years passed, Yana and Mila grew inseparable. Mila was a sister to her, sharing funny stories and dreams with Yana during meals and between training blocks. They studied and practiced together every day, fostering a fragment of warmth in the cold, unforgiving environment of the compound. However, as they spent time together, Yana couldn't help but notice that Mila always seemed one step ahead. She always seemed to have the best equipment, the best books-some of which were not standard issue, but Yana brushed it off thinking nothing of it. Mila was older, it was possible she had access to privileges not allowed for younger members of the compound. As the children of the compound grew into young adults, their lessons became more closely tailored to their skill sets and genders. Women were taught lessons in seduction, learning how to manipulate and control their targets through their sexual appeal, while the men were trained in direct combat and more covert infiltration techniques. During this period, Yana began to come into her own and understand her strengths and weaknesses. She wasn't the strongest or the smartest, but she was quick and patient, and with her natural looks, platinum hair, and striking blue eyes, she had learned how to distract her opponents-charming them to soften their defenses enough for a deadly strike. Watching her perform, her officers awarded her the alias 'Snezhnaya Gadyuka'.

VAMJK

https://www.reddit.com/r/Westernanimated/comments/vuxnvb/soviet_seduction_jackerman/?rdt=38794

The CEO of UnitedHealthcare, Brian Thompson, was fatally shot in Midtown Manhattan on Wednesday morning, according to a police report, New York Times reported. Thompson, 50, was walking towards the New York Hilton Hotel, dressed in a suit and tie, to attend a UnitedHealthcare conference being held in the hotel’s ballroom, when a gunman opened fire from approximately 20 feet away, striking Thompson multiple times in the chest. He was rushed to Mount Sinai Hospital, where he was pronounced dead, the NYPD reported.

UnitedHealthcare

https://x.com/CollinRugg/status/1864314880435867696

So hood.

imsohood

DJ Khaled - I'm So Hood

on my boss shit

BossShit

his ass

Father Horatio bellowed in his thunderous voice, "Ulmna Vi Tresci, Benki vun patrium!". As the echos faded across the lands, a silence swept over the battlefield. The earth began to shake and in quick succession, the vast False Army was rooted and swallowed by the ground.

benkitroubles

Dallas sauce is so tasty yummy I eat it on everything except legumes.

Reaganomics More atomics High inflation And taxation Don't yield to temptation Crime comes from inflation Not just in this nation It's the world's situation Reaganomics (high inflation) More atomics (and taxation) High inflation (Reaganomics) And taxation (more atomics) Times keep on changing Always rearranging Politicians are aging What price are we paying? High inflation (Reaganomics) And taxation (more atomics) Reaganomics (high inflation) More atomics (and taxation) Reaganomics (high inflation) More atomics (and taxation) High inflation (Reaganomics) And taxation (more atomics) You might also like The Return of Captain Rock Captain Rock Feel The Force G-Force (Ronnie Gee & Captain Cee) Slime You Out Drake In time, revolution Clean up the pollution There is one solution The global institution Reaganomics (more atomics) High inflation (and taxation) Reaganomics More atomics High inflation And taxation Reaganomics (more inflation) More atomics (and taxation) High inflation (Reaganomics) And taxation (more atomics) Rеaganomics (high inflation) More atomics (and taxation) High inflation (Reaganomics) And taxation (more atomics) Timеs keep on changing Always rearranging Politicians are aging What price are we paying? High inflation (Reaganomics) And taxation (more atomics) Reaganomics (high inflation) More atomics (and taxation) Reaganomics (high inflation) More atomics (and taxation) High inflation (Reaganomics) And taxation (more atomics) In time, revolution Clean up the pollution There is one solution The global institution

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Dj 21- Back To The Old School (Electro x Funk) Ray-Gun-Omics - Project Future

A play on words

woodcarvingperdita

KHinsider

For a woman who used to make her living procuring organs for donation at an eyes and tissue bank, the WWE female wrestler known as Victoria has come a long way. Born of Puerto Rican and Turkish decent, Lisa Marie Varon had grown up wanting to become a world class biologist and was well on her way to that profession during her college years. A former cheerleader, Lisa decided to move into the world of fitness competitions as a hobby during her studies; and eventually turned it into a successful modeling career -- going on to meet with fellow superstars Torrie Wilson and Trish Stratus years before any of them were wrestlers. In fact, her friendship with Torrie Wilson is what led her directly into the wrestling business; as she was asked to appear as an extra during a live WCW event -- she had only just decided to drop in and visit her friend Torrie earlier that day. From that moment on, she couldn't get enough. Not too long afterward, Victoria signed on with UPW before being signed on full time with the WWF. Trained in OVW for more than two years, "Queen Victoria" made her WWF debut as one of the Godfather's Ho's (you may remember her as the one who was leading the "Save the Ho" campaign) and would later resurface as Trish Stratus' nemesis on Monday Night RAW. In the time since, Victoria has gone on to become one of the most respected female grapplers in the sport. Currently aligned with Steven Richards, Victoria is in the midst of feuding with, well, whomever gets in her way. Look for continued success from her in the future.

WWEVictoria

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FxHradNcR28

It’s his house. He had to defend it. - Cartuna:2021 (Quote) Information -> Home Alone is a 1990 American comedy film directed by Chris Columbus, and written and produced by John Hughes. The first film in the Home Alone franchise, the film stars Macaulay Culkin as Kevin McCallister, an eight-year old boy who defends his Chicago home from a home invasion by a pair of robbers after his family accidentally leave him behind on their Christmas vacation to Paris. The cast also features Joe Pesci, Daniel Stern, John Heard, and Catherine O'Hara. Hughes conceived Home Alone while on vacation, with Warner Bros. being originally intended to finance and distribute the film. However, Warner Bros. shut down the production after it exceeded its assigned budget. 20th Century Fox assumed responsibilities following meetings with Hughes. Columbus and Culkin were hired soon afterwards. Filming took place between February and May 1990 on location across Illinois. Home Alone had a sneak preview across 1,000 theaters on November 10, 1990, and was theatrically released in the United States on November 16. While the film's reception was initially mixed, in later years reception has been generally positive, with praise for its cast, humor, and music. Home Alone grossed $476.7 million worldwide, becoming the second-highest-grossing film of 1990. It made Culkin a child star, and was the highest-grossing live-action comedy for two decades. It was nominated for two Academy Awards and two Golden Globe Awards. Home Alone has since been considered one of the best Christmas films. In 2023, Home Alone was selected for preservation in the National Film Registry by the Library of Congress as "culturally, historically, or aesthetically significant". A sequel, Home Alone 2: Lost in New York, was released in 1992.

CartunaK

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jEDaVHmw7r4

It is a 2022 American science fiction horror film directed by Gerard Johnstone. It was written by Akela Cooper from a story by Cooper and James Wan. Allison Williams and Violet McGraw star, Amie Donald physically portrays M3GAN, and Jenna Davis voices the character. Its plot follows an artificially intelligent doll who develops self-awareness and becomes hostile toward anyone who comes between her and her human companion. M3GAN premiered in Los Angeles on December 7, 2022, and Universal Pictures theatrically released it in the United States on January 6, 2023. The film grossed over $181 million worldwide against a budget of $12 million and received positive reviews from critics, who liked its campy blend of horror and humor. A sequel, M3GAN 2.0, and a spin-off, SOULM8TE, are set to follow in 2025 and 2026.

M3GAN

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ASPn_f2Caps

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onestdansleplayground

Playground

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iputamuzakonmarco

internet

Nice work Michael!

monsterrules

the internet

a beautiful melody on a summers night

waddachoon

i made it on sibelius

I like his suitcase too. This is a complete shitpost. Everything is stolen. I did none of the work. I just really like it.

Ilikemysuitcase

There I Ruined It

Lights, Camera, Voodoo is the first part of the 35th episode of the first season of the 1993 Pink Panther series. The episode originally aired on November 16, 1993 with I'm Dreaming of a Pink Christmas. When the Pink Panther takes a job as a security guard at a major motion picture studio, he comes up against an egotistical star, a demented director and an obsessive fan named Voodoo Man.

ChristieQuicksand

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z32PUoOn_sQ

miyako dances to some awesome music

miyako

dj sharpnel

Just a Barney Bunch video on this cheater in Minecraft

dreamsecretvideo

Speakonia

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hell-fire

The Hunchback of Notre Dame + Jammable

Found at random on 5920 kHz, women of the Overcomer's Ministry of the dead (since 2021) Ralph Gordon Stair sing for the audio recorder for later playing on AM/FM/shortwave stations and Web streaming. No date given; the cult is still operating since it started in the early 1970s. We also get a little bit of Aleister Crowley's boring Christian brother reading Bible verses. NA5B WebSDR Transmitter was WRMI[-SW in Miami, Fla.

singingfromculthell

Off-air recording.

I am back on LunaPic. How do you like it?

cryptocrystallicgonerevenge

UnCryptoed

Sabina (Lucy Wyma) and Esther's relationship is pushed to the breaking point when international exchange student Annie (Mirene Castelltort) comes to stay. The Exchange is a new feature film from the creators of Flunk. Flunk: The Exchange is a High School Romance Movie.

FlunkEx

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eUilQ3Csfm4

get lucky

luckybridge

daft punk

things I type at 3 am bored on google :/

howtotimetravel

ytmnd

I'm no zoologist, but them's the rules.

donotpet

Funny Footsteps - Fire Emblem: Three Houses

tfw you're disappointed by a Moon Man fad site, but find out that there's at least two different Sun Men who are black on Google Images, so you make your own version with blackjack and hookers.

yallwannasunmansay

Korn - "Y'all Want A Single"

Luce is the official mascot of the Catholic Church's 2025 Jubilee. Designed by tokidoki founder Simone Legno, she represents a Catholic pilgrim. She is accompanied by a pet dog named Santino and three friends named Fe, Xin, and Sky. Luce has blue hair and wears a yellow rain jacket, which is coloured in reference to the flag of the Vatican City as well as a symbol for "journeying through life's storms". She carries a pilgrim's staff, which represents "the pilgrimage toward eternity", and wears mud-stained boots to represent "a long and difficult journey". Her eyes have highlights in the shape of a scallop shell, a traditional symbol of Catholic pilgrimage; her shining eyes were described as "a symbol of the hope of the heart". Luce also wears a multi-coloured World Mission rosary around her neck. Simone Legno, Luce's designer, said that he hoped "Luce can represent the sentiments that resonate in the hearts of the younger generations". Luce was unveiled by Archbishop Rino Fisichella of the Dicastery for Evangelization on October 28, 2024, as the official mascot of the 2025 Jubilee. He said that Luce was inspired by the Catholic Church's desire "to live even within the pop culture so beloved by our youth". Luce represented the Holy See at Lucca Comics & Games in 2024. the first time that the Vatican officially participated in a comic convention, and will appear at Expo 2025 in Osaka, Japan.

luce

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qVHFNtxX-o

Kronii Meme Coin or $KRONII is a nonexistent parody meme coin created by VTuber Ouro Kronii as a joke during a January 2025 livestream. During the stream, Kronii pretended to launch a cryptocurrency called $KRONII or Kronii coin, using nonsense crypto jargon throughout the stream. The stream inspired memes, including artwork of YouTube thumbnails that might come out if the coin was real and found to be a pump and dump, rug pull or other scam and memes about other VTubers losing money on the coin. After the stream, some people purportedly took advantage of the situation and made Kronii coins, although none of these are official or endorsed by Ouro Kronii. The parody coin was inspired by an incident that same month when Kronii's YouTube channel was hacked to promote a crypto coin. On January 20th, 2025, VTuber Ouro Kronii's account was allegedly hacked to do a double money scam under the guise of promoting a crypto coin under the title if " Brad Garlinghouse: RIPPLE BULL RUN CONFIRMED! XRP . . . "

SKRONII

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TeUFFL7qEMI

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chinmneyonya

Sonny Kiss debuted in Impact Wrestling on October 21, 2023 at Bound for Glory as a participant in the 20-person Intergender Call Your Shot Gauntlet match. Kiss eliminated Gisele Shaw but then was eliminated by Brian Myers and Matt Cardona. On the November 16 episode of Impact!, Kiss challenged the Knockouts World Champion Trinity in a non-title match, however, was unsuccessful. In 2013, Kiss became a certified yoga instructor.

SonnyKiss

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TP6cPiCgKk0