| ?OMG CAN'T SLEEP! |
TotalFusionOne |
(3.47) |
450 |
2006-04-17 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
omgcantsleepcords
sound origin:
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| ?(nsfw) Two Tickets to Stank Town |
johntocaelpiano |
(1.00) |
450 |
2017-02-23 |
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description:
When you can smell it from here and need to get your fingers wet.
domain:
stanktown
sound origin:
mp3 i cut from the youtube video from Tim and Eric Awesome Show
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| ?Do that Brandon thing |
Tahoe |
(3.00) |
450 |
2022-03-31 |
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description:
Putin cannot remain in power. Actually never mind he can.
domain:
brandonthing
sound origin:
https://brandnewthing.ytmnd.com
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| ?S.OS.! S.O.S.! S.O.S.! |
zizlinger |
(1.20) |
451 |
2006-06-29 |
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description:
can't anything help me do my cleaning?
domain:
SOSHELPME
sound origin:
rihana
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| ?Strange thing selling on ebay |
tigerwithlasers |
(3.67) |
451 |
2020-07-26 |
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description:
Can someone explain to me wtf is this?
domain:
chipmiddlefinger
sound origin:
illuminati
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| ?YOUR REMIND ME OF THE STARS IN THE SKY... |
chloeantoinetterose |
(3.67) |
452 |
2009-01-05 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
pizzawater
sound origin:
a beatles cd
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| ?BELIEVE |
tsaog |
(2.50) |
453 |
2014-05-28 |
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description:
Do you believe?
domain:
flyyyyyyy
sound origin:
R Kelly - I believe I can fly
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| ?Can you tell how this windows vista PC did a BSOD... |
Dovahjud |
(3.56) |
454 |
2020-10-17 |
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description:
Lmao I suck
domain:
windows-vista
sound origin:
hah
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| ?I Can Fly! |
tingle131313 |
(3.00) |
455 |
2006-01-16 |
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description:
This man can fly!
domain:
thismancanfly
sound origin:
I Believe I Can Fly - R. Kelly
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| ?Can I have a piece of toast? |
halfbreed |
(2.00) |
455 |
2007-04-10 |
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description:
Jack's back, and he wants toast. David doesn't want to give it to him, so he tells him to f*ck off.
domain:
jackwantstoast
sound origin:
same
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| ?"Your casino loses money. Maybe we can do... |
everysentenceuttered |
(3.00) |
455 |
2007-09-22 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
youreunlucky
sound origin:
uncited
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| ?12-11-07 |
jeaoma |
(4.00) |
455 |
2009-12-18 |
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description:
this site is just so my girl can see i love her
domain:
twelve-eleven-oseven
sound origin:
arcangel y daddy yankee
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| ?F3D |
moyameehaa |
(2.00) |
456 |
2013-04-13 |
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description:
another F3D casualty. you can say that again.
domain:
F3D
sound origin:
https://twitter.com/AzMyst/status/322938954708033536
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| ?Hes gotta stay fly! |
hallowedredeemer |
(1.80) |
456 |
2006-01-03 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
theflytillhedie
sound origin:
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| ?shot down!! |
TheeMikester |
(2.15) |
456 |
2006-04-20 |
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description:
If you can't read it, some girl goes "I love you" and some guy goes "you do" and some girl goes "it was a dare"
domain:
shotdownboi
sound origin:
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| ?eh? |
twistedredcoat |
(1.00) |
457 |
2007-04-14 |
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description:
please send the most evilest comment you can i i choose yours you win a medal YAY!
domain:
a123456789
sound origin:
its static, just static
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| ?Operation Elfenfrei |
x-off |
(3.00) |
457 |
2022-01-03 |
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description:
Neo finding out about his and the elves’ fate, can he save them?
domain:
elfenfrei
sound origin:
freesound
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| ?I Believe I Can Fly |
JediPiggyPrime |
(1.00) |
458 |
2015-10-13 |
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description:
Have you ever seen a pig with wings? No? Well you're about to!
domain:
canfly
sound origin:
found the sound on mp3bm.biz
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| ?Tay gets it done right with TurboTax |
TheeMikester |
(1.50) |
458 |
2007-07-16 |
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description:
I can blare this in my pimped out hummey
domain:
GETITBACKTURBOTAX
sound origin:
Tay Zonday - Get it Back
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| ?Who can it be now?? |
Grui |
(3.78) |
459 |
2006-04-16 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
whocanitzartan
sound origin:
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| ?because i can |
ionixmusic |
(1.00) |
459 |
2013-10-24 |
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description:
this isn't why disney should stop making movies
domain:
bic
sound origin:
me
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| ?dhgate coupon |
hattieejohnson |
(1.00) |
459 |
2023-03-15 |
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description:
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https://ownartical.com/stores/dhgate
domain:
hattieejohnson
sound origin:
https://ownartical.com/stores/dhgate
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| ?RIP Walter Becker |
hdofu |
(3.00) |
460 |
2017-09-06 |
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description:
RIP you cynical bastard.
domain:
walterbecker
sound origin:
Lies I Can Believe - 11 Tracks of Whack Outtake
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| ?Marcus the cat |
frog102 |
(1.00) |
460 |
2006-12-31 |
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description:
dfhgf
domain:
marcuscat
sound origin:
I can not remember.
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| ?I'm tired but I can't fall asleep |
Stefano |
(3.00) |
460 |
2009-06-14 |
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description:
No description, I'm going to bed.
domain:
nowspinitintogoldmang
sound origin:
Steely Rudgren
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| ?Jack is in love |
mooserson |
(1.25) |
461 |
2008-12-16 |
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description:
He could NOT believe it was a s'more!!
domain:
thisisasmore
sound origin:
Frankie Valli + Four seasons
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| ?NESS NESS NESS |
Lookandsee |
(3.33) |
461 |
2009-03-19 |
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description:
Ness can spin very well.
domain:
nessnessness
sound origin:
http://starmen.net/mother2/music/145-%20Earthbound%20-%20Giygas_
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| ?I can smell your eyebawls from here |
dangerously-awsm |
(2.33) |
461 |
2010-10-08 |
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description:
good times
domain:
outtaallthetimesyougottadothis
sound origin:
i love you
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| ?MASTER BEDROOM WATERBEDS CELEBRA... |
pixel |
(3.67) |
461 |
2020-04-17 |
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description:
ONLY MASTER BEDROOM AFTER FOURTEEN YEARS CAN OFFER INCREDIBLE LOW PRICES
domain:
waterbeds
sound origin:
John Philip Sousa - The Liberty Bell
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| ?The ABAPtrix |
DarthWang |
(4.33) |
462 |
2023-09-23 |
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description:
At an abandoned PSTriple, a police squad corners dat Asian Bitch, who overpowers them with BALLIN abilities. She flees, pursued by the police and a group of suited Fanboys capable of similar superhuman feats. She answers a ringing public PSTriple and vanishes.
HD Gamer Chad Warden, known by his HAEH-cking alias "C-Wizzy", is puzzled by repeated online encounters with the phrase "the Xbox". Asian Bitch contacts him and tells him a man named Anthony has the answers C-Wizzy seeks. A team of Fanboys and police, led by M6, arrives at C-Wizzy's Caddy in search of him. Though Anthony attempts to guide C-Wizzy to safety, Chad Daddy surrenders rather than risk a dangerous escape. The Fanboys offer to erase Chad's criminal record in exchange for his help with locating Anthony, who they claim is mad gay. When C-Wizzy refuses to cooperate, they fuse his dick shut, pin him down, and implant a gay dildo in his ass. Chad wakes up from what he believes to be a nightmare. Soon after, Chad is taken by Asian Bitch to meet Anthony, and she removes the dildo from Chad.
Anthony offers Chad a choice between two pills: red to reveal the truth about the Xbox, or blue to make Chad forget everything and return to his former life. Chad takes the red pill, and his reality begins to distort, awakening in a cum-filled pod among countless other pods, containing other Sony fans. He is then brought aboard Anthony's flying Caddy, the Tampa Flo-Day. As Chad recuperates from a lifetime of physical inactivity in the pod, Anthony explains the situation: In the early 21st century, a war broke out between Sony and Microsoft Fanboys. After Sony blocked the Fanboys' access to ABAP energy, the Xbox Fans responded by enslaving Sony fans and harvesting their BALLIN power while keeping their minds pacified in the Xbox, a shared simulated reality modeled on the world as it was in 2006. In the years following, the remaining free Sony fans took refuge in the underground city of H-Town.
Anthony and his crew are a group of rebels who hack into the Xbox to "unplug" enslaved Sony fans and recruit them; their understanding of the Xbox's simulated nature allows them to bend its physical laws. Anthony warns Chad that death within the Xbox kills the physical body too and explains that the Fanboys are mad gay, while Nintendo fans called Wiis eliminate rebels in the real world. Chad's prowess during virtual training cements Anthony's belief that Chad is "ABAP", a Sony fan prophesied to free Sony kind. The group enters the Xbox to visit Nick Bass, a prophet-like Nintendo Fanboy who predicted that ABAP would emerge. He implies to Chad that he is not ABAP and warns that he will have to choose between Anthony's life and his own. Before they can leave the Xbox, Fanboys and police ambush the group, tipped off by elchivofr, a disgruntled crew member who has betrayed Anthony in exchange for a deal to be plugged back into the Xbox to live a gay life.
To buy time for the others, Anthony fights M6 and is captured. Elchivofr exits the Xbox and murders the other crew members as they lie unconscious. Before elchivofr can kill Chad and Dat Asian Bitch, crew member Volcop13 regains consciousness and kills him before pulling Chad and Asian Bitch from the Xbox. The Fanboys interrogate Anthony to learn his access codes to the PSTriple in H-Town, which would allow them to destroy it. Chad resolves to return to the Xbox to rescue Anthony, as Nick Bass prophesied; Asian Bitch insists she accompany him. While rescuing Anthony, Chad gains confidence in his abilities, performing feats comparable to those of the Fanboys.
domain:
thexbox
sound origin:
I fit the summary of the movie into the description and foreground origin so just pretend this one says something funny too
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