| ?You're the friend now dog |
mammamu33 |
(3.83) |
517 |
2020-04-05 |
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description:
With the reopening of the site some people are brand new, help them by posting your favourite YTMND/YTMNDS in this YTMND to give them a little smile and a little tug by the hand
domain:
carrythenewcomers
sound origin:
why can't we be friends, smash mouth (srsly)
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| ?The ABAPtrix |
DarthWang |
(4.33) |
518 |
2023-09-23 |
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description:
At an abandoned PSTriple, a police squad corners dat Asian Bitch, who overpowers them with BALLIN abilities. She flees, pursued by the police and a group of suited Fanboys capable of similar superhuman feats. She answers a ringing public PSTriple and vanishes.
HD Gamer Chad Warden, known by his HAEH-cking alias "C-Wizzy", is puzzled by repeated online encounters with the phrase "the Xbox". Asian Bitch contacts him and tells him a man named Anthony has the answers C-Wizzy seeks. A team of Fanboys and police, led by M6, arrives at C-Wizzy's Caddy in search of him. Though Anthony attempts to guide C-Wizzy to safety, Chad Daddy surrenders rather than risk a dangerous escape. The Fanboys offer to erase Chad's criminal record in exchange for his help with locating Anthony, who they claim is mad gay. When C-Wizzy refuses to cooperate, they fuse his dick shut, pin him down, and implant a gay dildo in his ass. Chad wakes up from what he believes to be a nightmare. Soon after, Chad is taken by Asian Bitch to meet Anthony, and she removes the dildo from Chad.
Anthony offers Chad a choice between two pills: red to reveal the truth about the Xbox, or blue to make Chad forget everything and return to his former life. Chad takes the red pill, and his reality begins to distort, awakening in a cum-filled pod among countless other pods, containing other Sony fans. He is then brought aboard Anthony's flying Caddy, the Tampa Flo-Day. As Chad recuperates from a lifetime of physical inactivity in the pod, Anthony explains the situation: In the early 21st century, a war broke out between Sony and Microsoft Fanboys. After Sony blocked the Fanboys' access to ABAP energy, the Xbox Fans responded by enslaving Sony fans and harvesting their BALLIN power while keeping their minds pacified in the Xbox, a shared simulated reality modeled on the world as it was in 2006. In the years following, the remaining free Sony fans took refuge in the underground city of H-Town.
Anthony and his crew are a group of rebels who hack into the Xbox to "unplug" enslaved Sony fans and recruit them; their understanding of the Xbox's simulated nature allows them to bend its physical laws. Anthony warns Chad that death within the Xbox kills the physical body too and explains that the Fanboys are mad gay, while Nintendo fans called Wiis eliminate rebels in the real world. Chad's prowess during virtual training cements Anthony's belief that Chad is "ABAP", a Sony fan prophesied to free Sony kind. The group enters the Xbox to visit Nick Bass, a prophet-like Nintendo Fanboy who predicted that ABAP would emerge. He implies to Chad that he is not ABAP and warns that he will have to choose between Anthony's life and his own. Before they can leave the Xbox, Fanboys and police ambush the group, tipped off by elchivofr, a disgruntled crew member who has betrayed Anthony in exchange for a deal to be plugged back into the Xbox to live a gay life.
To buy time for the others, Anthony fights M6 and is captured. Elchivofr exits the Xbox and murders the other crew members as they lie unconscious. Before elchivofr can kill Chad and Dat Asian Bitch, crew member Volcop13 regains consciousness and kills him before pulling Chad and Asian Bitch from the Xbox. The Fanboys interrogate Anthony to learn his access codes to the PSTriple in H-Town, which would allow them to destroy it. Chad resolves to return to the Xbox to rescue Anthony, as Nick Bass prophesied; Asian Bitch insists she accompany him. While rescuing Anthony, Chad gains confidence in his abilities, performing feats comparable to those of the Fanboys.
domain:
thexbox
sound origin:
I fit the summary of the movie into the description and foreground origin so just pretend this one says something funny too
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| ?Tom from myspace can't spell |
iheartbulletsx |
(1.86) |
518 |
2007-11-20 |
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description:
tom from myspace cant spell
domain:
tomfrommyspacelol
sound origin:
max coveri
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| ?(nsfw) You can't have any fucking jelly bean... |
socialtard |
(2.50) |
518 |
2009-01-03 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
fngjelly
sound origin:
Tropic Thunder
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| ?I can dig it he can dig it |
TUBFART |
(1.80) |
518 |
2009-09-25 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
icandigithecandigit
sound origin:
acid?
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| ?How can you all be gay!?! |
Johnny22190 |
(1.47) |
519 |
2006-02-20 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
hcyabg
sound origin:
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| ?Hulkamania can cause impotence |
Madleon |
(2.44) |
519 |
2006-04-30 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
hulkisimpotent
sound origin:
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| ?these guys put the swat in fly swatter!!! |
verscharren |
(3.25) |
519 |
2008-04-15 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
flyswatter
sound origin:
-
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| ?ORLY nails? |
AlessaSapphire |
(2.71) |
520 |
2006-04-21 |
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description:
I couldn't believe my eyes when I saw this at CVS the other night...
domain:
orlynailsatcvs
sound origin:
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| ?Alan rickman is god |
Firea101 |
(2.33) |
520 |
2013-03-10 |
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description:
not Bob Saget....
domain:
thegodisMrrickman
sound origin:
http://searchmp3.mobi/who-can-say-where-the-road-goes-mp3-enya
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| ?Women in Binders and Bunnies in Top Hats |
HipsterJoe |
(2.75) |
521 |
2012-10-29 |
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description:
I'm not well-versed enough in current politics to be (ideally) qualified to vote, but I can still contribute!
domain:
WomenBindersBunnies
sound origin:
An edited portion of "Under my Thumb" by The Rolling Stones
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| ?WLDIDSCCTOTTMOS WETBOTCATEFTISC |
PINhostgalaxy |
(2.75) |
521 |
2013-11-21 |
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description:
space exploration can be a joke.
domain:
spacers
sound origin:
my voice
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| ?Sad Batman v Sad Superman: Dawn of Sorrow |
Baramos |
(2.00) |
521 |
2014-07-05 |
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description:
Only the saddest superheroes can protect us from Darksad.
domain:
sadbatmanvsadsuperman
sound origin:
Nazareth -- Hair of the Dog "Love Hurts", download from Youtube video Nazareth Love Hurts Lyrics
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| ?The Irate Gamer Presents: A Single Bite |
officialunofficial |
(4.50) |
521 |
2024-06-09 |
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description:
The Irate Gamer Presents: A Single Bite shows how you can Bite Into Flavor!
domain:
TheIrateGamerPresentsASingleBite
sound origin:
The Irate Gamer Presents: A Single Bite
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| ?zazamakespeace |
Phoenix-Star |
(1.63) |
522 |
2006-04-11 |
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description:
Why can't we be friends? :-(
domain:
zazamakespeace
sound origin:
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| ?oh grandma |
venom12 |
(1.30) |
522 |
2008-08-22 |
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description:
grandma can take a hit for sure
domain:
grandmarcantakeahit
sound origin:
sounddog.com
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| ?MAGIC CAN HAPPEN 2 U |
Benjaman36 |
(2.00) |
522 |
2012-10-17 |
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description:
horsez
domain:
horsemiracles
sound origin:
from the internet
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| ?Donald Trump considers his answer... |
easychair |
(3.00) |
522 |
2016-01-23 |
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description:
Can you guess what THIS is?
domain:
guessumguessum
sound origin:
Site (Jesus on Jeopardy)
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| ?SupermanCan Still Fly!!! |
hawaiiandoise |
(2.25) |
523 |
2006-02-09 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
supermanflies
sound origin:
Superman
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| ?Flying snails set us up the bomb! |
thegiantsnail |
(2.33) |
523 |
2006-07-27 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
snailsetupbomb
sound origin:
thegiantsnail
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| ?Nightmare Pig |
jammonstrald |
(3.00) |
523 |
2012-10-22 |
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description:
A pig that will give you nightmares.
domain:
nightmarepig
sound origin:
clip from Radiohead's "Where Bluebirds Fly"
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| ?He'll Put A Spell On You |
helloimbee |
(1.67) |
523 |
2014-02-26 |
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description:
because he can.
domain:
benwasserman
sound origin:
itunes
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| ?Stop, Garen time! |
Jarvoid |
(1.00) |
523 |
2014-06-13 |
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description:
Stop, Hammertime!
domain:
garendance
sound origin:
Can't Touch This, by MC Hammer.
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| ?Put Those Drugs In The Garbage Can |
Fillynapper |
(2.14) |
523 |
2015-02-07 |
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description:
Put Those Drugs In The Garbage Can!
domain:
drugsinthegarbagecan
sound origin:
Myself
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| ?You can run but you can't hide |
Paulpmg |
(1.00) |
523 |
2015-07-05 |
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description:
Art assigned projects
domain:
Arts3379
sound origin:
Copyright Nancy Bouton
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| ?Hat Heaven |
hatheaven |
(3.00) |
523 |
2022-05-26 |
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description:
Established since 1986, Hat Heaven designs premium headwear which includes sports hats and caps. We make it a priority to reflect current and future fashion trends onto our hat designs, pulling influences from streetwear, footwear, and pop culture. We offer a wide range of uniquely inspired caps, many of them original to Hat Heaven, and you can find MLB baseball hats, NFL hats and snapbacks, NBA caps & college sports fan hats among our products. Check out our online store and get yourself a fashionable sports hat today!
domain:
hatheaven
sound origin:
Hat Heaven is a premium headwear shop that specializes in sports hats such as NFL hats and MLB caps.
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| ?YES. |
antimax |
(1.00) |
524 |
2014-08-08 |
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description:
Now with updated loop!
domain:
antimax
sound origin:
ProleteR - Can't Stop Me (actual mp3 is 44.1K, I crushed it to 11.025K)
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| ?stevecanfly |
steveharbin |
(1.00) |
525 |
2012-06-03 |
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description:
Yo Steve can fly dawg
domain:
steveCANflydude
sound origin:
Tom Petty Free Falling
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| ?you mean spam spam spam spam spam spam spa... |
icaz |
(1.50) |
525 |
2006-08-17 |
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description:
can i have spam instead of the baked beans then?
you mean spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam and spam?
domain:
youmeanspam
sound origin:
bravenet
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| ?zenakucan'tgetitup |
ShinoBugs |
(1.00) |
527 |
2005-11-04 |
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description:
zenaku can't get it up
domain:
zencantgetitup
sound origin:
somewhere
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