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Bears, beets, system crash.

errordwight

@!#?@!

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Mr. Oizo - Positif

A wild Mashup appeared! Enemy Mashup used Get Stuck In Your Head! Enemy Mashup's attack missed! You used Lack Of Originality! Critical hit! It's super effective! Enemy Mashup fainted!

hiphopisstillalive

http://spawnkill.com/2009/06/26/great-characters-in-gaming-history/ http://blogs.ajc.com/american-idol-blog/2010/03/21/is-atlantas-usher-the-idol-mentor-tuesday/

I made this song using audacity. The original sounds were taken from http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s05CGW4XUQI, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KeoWVa9YKJc, and http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GRzRH4n27RY

what the fuck? fuckin stupid shitty thing genesis sucks dix lol. amindlessidiot ripped the sega part from youtube then uploaded it to mediafire then sent me the link in the PM then i edited it using after effects cs5 on my laprtop. this site is a satirical criticism of a fad i have not and never will participate in,

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sega

my sgea

While walking home from the deli one day, Captain James T. Dumbledorepicad was assaulted by an inverted Borat wielding a bananular stapler. He sustained serious injuries to the secret Nazi fire spirit and is currently in c-c-c-c-critical condition. President Bush W. Poland was unavailable for comment. Vote 5.

o1dnews

of the USS Star Destroyer

Captain Epic Dumbledore Kirk

ouch.mp3

Aeris just surpassed the critical value.

anova

Microsoft Excel

Final Fantasy 7

GENIUS

nostalgiacriticgenius

Nostalgia Critic

Youtube

LOL Twilight sure sucks at DDR!! XD

ddrpony

Equestria Daily

https://8bc.org/music/x+Critical+Strike+x/x+CS+x+-+Winter+wrap+up+%28Korg+DS10%29/

nagr ora clakelt miaz

yolo

The character Vivian Banks from Bioware's popular series Resident Evil

Drake

David Duchovny and Kevin Spacey ran into each other once while waiting at an airport and decided to continue their decade-long debate on existentialist theory. Duchovny maintained that Sartre disregarded metaphysics in his discussion of human existence in the absence of a god, while Spacey invoked Heidegger, who criticized Sartre for reversing a metaphysical causality that had existed since ancient Greece and thereby staying within the confines of metaphysics after all. Curiously enough, the two actors agreed for the sake of brevity and efficiency to conduct their debate using only three letters each.

airportargument

the plane of human existence

You Got Lucky

my avatar dances to music like crazy MUSIC CHANGES WHEN I WANT today its: an orgy of critics - ...say anything

ghostprojectsmusicshack

true love

true love

ugle

This is the first song on my first-ever YTMND compilation album [i]The YTMND Bailout Volume 1[/i]! Mike Adams, The Health Ranger, is known primarily for running alternative health Website http://naturalnews.com. In 2008, as the United States economy entered into a deep recession, the U.S. Congress and President George W. Bush approved a $700 billion bailout of financial institutions. In this song, Adams is highly critical of the bailout and those involved in it. Enjoy!

bailoutmoney

[i]Beyond All Reason[/i] EP

[i]The YTMND Bailout Volume One[/i]

[i]Beyond All Reason[/i] EP

yup i dunno

engeincriticusa

internet

youtube + renard + edits

A journalist confronts mariostar06 on his recent vicious criticisms of GARBAGE DAY.

interviewed

Interview with mariostar06

Same

Elijah Jordan Wood (born January 28, 1981) is an American actor. He made his film debut with a minor part in Back to the Future Part II (1989), then landed a succession of larger roles that made him a critically acclaimed child actor by age 9, being nominated for several Young Artist Awards. He is best known for his high-profile role as Frodo Baggins in Peter Jackson's critically acclaimed The Lord of the Rings trilogy and its upcoming prequels The Hobbit films. Since then, he has resisted typecasting by choosing varied roles in critically acclaimed films such as Bobby, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Sin City, Green Street and Everything Is Illuminated. Wood starred in the film Day Zero (2007) and provided the voice of the main character in the award-winning animated musical films Happy Feet and Happy Feet Two. Wood also voiced the lead as 9 in the Tim Burton-produced action/science fiction film 9. He played an American tourist turned vampire in Paris, je t'aime. In 2005, he started his own record label, Simian Records. He did the voice acting for Spyro in the Legend of Spyro trilogy. Since 2011, Wood has been playing the role of Ryan in FX's dark comedy Wilfred. In 2012, he began voicing Beck in the animated series Tron: Uprising, and Sigma in the tenth season of the Rooster Teeth series Red vs. Blue.

tewe

Elijah Wood.

I got a song from Youtube.

Just something i want to show a friend. running joke.

dge4r3

Gif from a skrillex concert

From nostalgia critic

Spack Pack keeps using 'insane glue' with a -frustration- buff and Cosbarion - The Jello Guardian, is returned 50% aoe damage per hit everytime Snack Pack critically reseals. Drops are part of the "Jello Raider Defender" series [LINK HERE] (although they include 'resilience' as a unnecessary stat)

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uncited

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If there's one thing I hate about fandom and critics, it's the fact that they always hate sequels. Lethal Weapon, Die Hard, Dirty Harry, Death Wish, Star Wars, RoboCop, Speed, I can name some other movies that suffer from this kind of reaction. Even The Santa Clause. And this doesn't just apply to movies, the same goes for video games, anime, and many others.

fandomhatessequels

Rotten Tomatoes

Axel F

Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 3rd Earl Russell, OM, FRS[2] (18 May 1872 – 2 February 1970) was a British philosopher, logician, mathematician, historian, and social critic.[3] At various points in his life he considered himself a liberal, a socialist, and a pacifist, but he also admitted that he had never been any of these in any profound sense.[4] He was born in Monmouthshire, into one of the most prominent aristocratic families in Britain.[5]

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Bertrand Russell

Droopy Dog

The Coup, Russell 1959

During Leon's final boss battle with Simmons, he transforms into a T-Rex. What is this? Resident Evil or Jurassic Park? Or is Capcom trying to turn Resident Evil into Jurassic Park?

residentevil6trex

Resident Evil 6 - Leon Final Boss Battle

The Nostalgia Critic

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eightiesfashionvomit

Captain N

http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/

Wake up, you idiot!

critical

Stolen

Stolen

Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

fide

Iceland

Interview on Philippine radio, 1999

Matthew McConaughey as Detective Rustin Spencer "Rust" Cohle and Woody Harrelson as Detective Martin Eric "Marty" Hart, both critically wounded by the "Green Spaghetti Monster", stare up at a signal flare shot by the police.

carcosa

Custom made gif of the spaghetti monster sketch from HBO's True Detective.

Custom made gif from a still of HBO's True Detective.

Hozier's "Take Me To Church."

the winning combination

metalgearvideogames

Metal Gear Solid (Japanese: メタルギアソリッド Hepburn: Metaru Gia Soriddo?) is an action-adventure stealth video game developed by Konami Computer Entertainment Japan and first published by Konami for the PlayStation in 1998. The game was directed, produced and co-written by Hideo Kojima and serves as a sequel to the MSX2 versions of Metal Gear and Metal Gear 2: Solid Snake, which Kojima also directed.[4] The suffix Solid has several meanings as it not only references the game's protagonist, Solid Snake, but also alludes to the "solid" 3D graphics, and its placement as the third title in the series. Metal Gear Solid follows Solid Snake, a soldier who infiltrates a nuclear weapons facility to neutralize the terrorist threat from FOXHOUND, a renegade special forces unit.[5] Snake must liberate two hostages, the head of DARPA and the president of a major arms manufacturer, confront the terrorists,

and stop them from launching a nuclear strike.[6] Cinematic cutscenes were rendered using the in-game engine and graphics, and voice acting was used throughout the entire game.[7] Metal Gear Solid was very well received, shipping more than six million copies,[8] and scoring an average of 94/100 on the aggregate website Metacritic.[9] It is recognized by many critics as one of the best and most important games of all time,[10][11] and heralded as the game which made the stealth genre popular. The commercial success of the title prompted the release of an expanded version for the PlayStation and PC, titled Metal Gear Solid: Integral;[12] and a remake, Metal Gear Solid: The Twin Snakes was later released for the Nintendo GameCube.[13][14] The game has also spawned numerous sequels, prequels and spin-offs, including several games, a radio drama, comics, and novels.

Good Ocarina of Time Opinions that are well-thought out good criticisms and not pedantic subjective nonsense

figureoutthings

Good Ocarina of Time Opinions

Really Good Ocarina of Time Opinions

Super Good Ocarina of Time Opinions

Vote 5!

cherryflavoredcocounts

The Courtney Crunch

Nirvana-Pennyroyal Tea, plus Critic clip from Lurg's http://cirrhotic.ytmnd.com/.

Burton's Bobbers was a critically acclaimed fishing outlet on Kookamunga's West Point New Zamboni Boulevard. They were known for their patented megabobbers, which caught the most healthy and massive fish in most situations. However they were controversial for constantly hooking Fiji's northbound pineapple runoff, saturating Kookamungan markets with low-grade "pineapple fish"; the desperate attempts of cash-strapped fisherman looking to make a simple buck by modifying caught pineapples into mangled fish-golems, typically with wood from decaying piers and scales scratched off the few Mahi-Mahi corpses that could be salvaged with rough sandpaper.

burtons

Burton's Bobbers

Burton's Bobbers

DJ Jay Sherman!!!!!!

thelardbutt

The Critic (Uneasy Rider)

The Critic (Uneasy Rider)

In 2007, The Wii, a pussy-ass system, devours some Sony fans. Elsewhere, the evil Nintendo control the Chadformers homeworld, H-Town. The heroic BALLINbots are using two of H-Town's moons as staging areas, preparing to strike against Nintendo. In need of dro, a BALLINbot Caddy is readied for launch to BALLIN City on Earth. Nintendo ambushes the Caddy, killing some true niggaz, intending to use the Caddy to infiltrate BALLIN City. On Earth, A lil fat bitch and Anthony Perez fish in a lake near BALLIN City, discussing the system that's the best. They pick up the Caddy's signature, and race up to see it land. They spot Nintendo and launch a preemptive strike. After a brief battle, Nintendo attacks BALLIN City. The BALLINbots transform BALLIN City into a fortress. As a siege ensues, 50 Cent orders some nigga to radio for assistance from the leader of the BALLINbots, Chad Warden. During the battle some niggaz are killed and many more casualties are taken by both sides. The next morning, Chad and the Fanboys arrive. The Fanboys are unable to defeat M6, leaving Chad to take on most of the gay niggaz by himself. Chad then confronts the Nintendo leader, Nick Bass, and the two engage in a fight. Though Nick Bass is defeated, Chad is mortally wounded. Reggie takes command of Nintendo and retreats with their fallen leader and other wounded aboard their Caddy. Tupac informs the other BALLINbots that Chad is in critical condition. Before his death, Chad calls on 50 Cent to assume command of the BALLINbots and tries to give him the PSTriple, asserting that dat Triple is the bomb, nigga. The Triple falls out of Chad's hand, but is caught by Anthony Perez, who passes it to 50 Cent. Chad's monitor then flatlines and he turns gray and dies, much to the others' grief. The Caddy's shortage of fuel prompts Nintendo to eject some fanboys and Nick Bass. The remaining fanboys argue over who should lead them. The Nintendo castoffs encounter the Wii, who offers to give Nick Bass and the others new honeys on the condition that they destroy the PSTriple, which the Wii says is the only thing that can defeat it. Nick Bass reluctantly agrees and the Wii converts him into a new form: the Nintendo warrior "Nick Daddy". His underlings are reformatted into fatass gay niggaz. The Wii provides them with a Caddy in which they travel to H-Town, where Nick Daddy obliterates Reggie and re-takes command of Nintendo. On Earth, the BALLINbots are alerted as the Wii consumes H-Town's moons, along with some true niggaz. Nick Daddy leads Nintendo in another assault on BALLIN City. The BALLINbots board a pair of Caddies and flee toward H-Town. Anthony and the Fanboys are shot down over the Mexican border, while 50 Cent and company evade their pursuers and set down in Tampa Florida for repairs. Captured by illegal Mexican niggaz, Anthony and the Dreamcast witness the sentencing and execution of some fat bitch. While imprisoned they meet a gay nigga who tells them about the Wii before he is eaten by the Mexican niggaz. Anthony and the Dreamcast are subjected to a mock trial by Mario, who sentences them to death. Battling the Mexican niggaz, they are rescued by the arrival of the Fanboys. With help from the Fanboys' new ally elChivofr, the group locates a Caddy and departs to join the other BALLINbots.

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Nick Daddy hunts down the BALLINbots in Tampa. 50 Cent fails to awaken the PSTriple's powers and is dismembered by the Super Smash Brothers. Nick Daddy, no longer willing to serve the Wii, steals dat Triple, intending to make the Wii his slave. The remaining BALLINbots are harassed by hostile Mexican niggaz until Anthony Perez's party arrives and befriends them. The Mexican niggaz repair the Dreamcast and provide a Caddy to help the BALLINbots' fight against the Wii. Nick Daddy attempts to subjugate The Wii using the PSTriple but is unable to unleash its power. The Wii transforms into a planet-sized dildo, and attacks H-Town. Nick Daddy opens fire on the Wii, but The Wii swallows him. Nintendo attempts to counter The Wii's attack, to no avail.

When the BALLINbots arrive Anthony crashes their Caddy through one of The Wii's controllers and they find themselves separated within its ass. The Mexican Niggaz fight back against The Wii, but The Wii crushes their Caddy. Inside The Wii, Anthony confronts Nick Daddy while the lil fat bitch and the other BALLINbots rescue the survivors of The Wii's assault on H-Town's moons. The BALLINbots and Nintendo work together to fight The Wii. Nick Daddy tries to assist Anthony, knowing that The Wii is a greater threat, only for The Wii to force Nick Daddy to run up on a nigga. Anthony recovers the PSTriple and unleashes its power, transforming him into A BALLIN' True Nigga. Anthony throws Nick Daddy into space, then unleashes the Triple's true power, obliterating The Wii. Anthony leads the BALLINbots out of The Wii before it explodes. The BALLINbots reclaim H-Town. The Wii's deal-dough orbits H-Town as a new satellite.

cyclists learn how to fly

flyincycles

aliens!

critical mass

Eminem