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Heleena Häyhä was born July 8th, 2015 making her 27yrs old as od 2042. She was born in Finland. Her father remarried to her mother who immigrated from Turkey. She had four half brothers from her fathers first marriage. Her father was a harshly abusive alcoholic and her brothers regularly harassed her over being from a different mother. Her mother ran off when she was 14 not being able to handle the abuse any longer. Heleena developed a very strong constitution due to fighting her father and brothers all the time. When she was 17 she too had enough and ran off. Wandering the streets without any idea what to do. Until a Gypsy ran circus that toured Europe came around. She joined them taking any odd job she could get. Cleaning up mostly. One day a very large Russian man, Ivan Svorsky approached her and offered to train her noticing her reslove and stone attitude. First training to be the Strong Woman of the show since he began to be a bear wrestler. When Ivan was brutally injured by a bear during a show she took the beast on herself and accidentally killed it. Rather than being angry Ivan was proud and made her the new bear wrestling attraction while he recovered. When she was 24 she began finding new paths into professional fighting and wrestling to make more money. When Ivan passed away from cancer when she was 25, she left the circus and moved to the US to pursue her new fighting career. Now she hops promotion to promotion for MMA and Professional Wrestling. Wanting to be an example to all that no matter the struggle you experience, so long as you keep fighting, you never truly lose. You never lose until you quit and give up. Height : 5.8 ft , Bust Around : 3.5 ft (38DD) , Underbust Around : 2.8 ft , Crotch-Hip Around : 3.4 ft , Shoulder to Crotch : 2.0 ft , Knee - Crotch to Knee : 1.3 ft .

Heleena

https://x.com/TheSevenArts3D/status/1830379551895232978

https://x.com/TheSevenArts3D/status/1830351986862260697

https://x.com/TheSevenArts3D/status/1830675699461681259

LOL THIS NEXT ONE IS PRETTY RUDE SINCE HE KEEPS CALLING YOU A COWARD AND HIS WEAPON IS JUST A RIPOFF OF HUNGRY MAN'S FROM MM10

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UNCITED, COWARD!

UNCITED, COWARD!

Lights, Camera, Voodoo is the first part of the 35th episode of the first season of the 1993 Pink Panther series. The episode originally aired on November 16, 1993 with I'm Dreaming of a Pink Christmas. When the Pink Panther takes a job as a security guard at a major motion picture studio, he comes up against an egotistical star, a demented director and an obsessive fan named Voodoo Man.

ChristieQuicksand

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z32PUoOn_sQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z32PUoOn_sQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z32PUoOn_sQ

James Earl Carter Jr. (October 1, 1924 – December 29, 2024) was an American politician and humanitarian who served as the 39th president of the United States from 1977 to 1981. A member of the Democratic Party, he was the longest-lived U.S. president and the only one to reach 100 years of age. He was a good man and a man of character.

RIPJimmyCarter

https://giphy.com/explore/jimmy-carter

https://giphy.com/explore/jimmy-carter

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2HYUF9dLhhQ

In December 2024, amidst the fall of the Assad regime, Ward was accused of faking an interview with an alleged prisoner of said regime. The man was shown being discovered by her crew in a prison, hidden under a blanket, later being told he was free to go and shown walking out gripping Ward’s arm. However, he looked well and his cell was clean. CNN has denied staging the report and has defended Ward. After this report, Syrian fact-checking group Verify-Sy found that the man gave a fake identity. CNN would later confirm the man featured was an intelligence officer, and not an ordinary citizen who had been imprisoned. First identifying himself as Adel Ghurbal, he was later found to be Salama Mohammad Salama, a lieutenant in the Assad regime's Air Force Intelligence Directorate.

ClarissaWard

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e9kLZdkahlM

https://www.bing.com/images/search?q=cnn+clarissa+ward&form=HDRSC3&first=1

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/P3kzrs_Qn2w

Bombshell Harley Quinn is a version of Harley Quinn from an alternate universe. Attending Charm School in the United States of America, Harleen Quinzel rebelled against the decorum and restraint expected of women of the era. Found unappealing for being a "brassy, mouthy broad with a sense of humour" Harleen found partnership with a gangster she affectionately called "Mistah J". Together the duo "robbed from the rich and gave to whoever" but "Mistah J" quickly became more and more dark as their thefts continued and he became interested in the occult. Seeking out the "Belle of the Bog" (Barbara Gourdon) in the bayou of Louisiana Harleen left her love when she decided that she didn't wish to become a monster. Becoming a talented doctor specializing in psychology, Harleen practised at the Arkham Ward; Sanitarium for the Criminally Insane, in London due to being kept from working in more auspicious hospitals due to her gender and her past involvement with crime. On December, 1940, Harleen was tending to Shondra Kinsolving; one of her patients who was once a doctor and colleague of Harleen's who worked at the Ward, during one of the city's wartime blackouts on christmas. Suffering from nightmares, Shondra revealed to Harleen that she was dreaming of London being overrun by humanoid, shadow monsters, and a long-toothed, laughing man whispering a message for Harley to "Come find him". Hearing this message makes Harleen have a mental breakdown and arise with her face transformed in clown makeup and exhibiting enhanced agility. Leaving the hospital, Harleen crashes a christmas dance party where she causes grief amongst the English soldiers when she steals the women in the party for herself to dance with. Observing as her attempts lead to a bar fight, Aviation Officer Hal Jordan introduces himself to Harleen and is quickly seduced by the female doctor as she has him lead her to his plane in Whitemore airfield whereupon she steals his key, knocks him out and hijacks his plane to fly to Berlin where she believed her "beau" to be. Three miles from Calais over the English Channel, Harleen's plane is shot down by German infantry and she crash lands in the greenhouse of Pamela Ysley; a smuggler who worked for Selina Digatti until the Germans seized her hometown of Calais three months earlier. As part of a plan of vengeance, Pamela sold her luxurious items to the occupying Nazis forces and then one night brewed a perfume so sweet that it made the Nazis drowsy and gave Pamela her chance to kill them. But an unexpected side effect to the perfume turned Pamela's skin green. As she was in the process of vacating the house after learning of France's surrender to Germany, Harleen convinces Pamela to leave with her to Berlin; killing Nazi soldiers as they drove through occupied towns. Reaching Berlin a few days after the Battle of Britain and Nazi Germany's attempted use of Tenebrae undead to bolster their army, Harleen and Pamela break into the "Cabaret of the Joker's Daughter" only to discover that the Joker's Daughter had lured Harleen there posing as "Mistah J". Revealing that she intended to bring her master back by having him possess Pamela's body, Harleen cuts off the Joker's Daughter's hand and escapes with Pamela to "The Cat's Cradle"; a smugglers den used by Pamela and Selina Digatti to store their smuggled goods 20-25 meters below Berlin. While growing an underground garden to provide food beneath the city, the duo run into Raven, Zatanna Zatara and John Constantine; who were also fleeing from the Joker's Daughter, and soon afterward, Kate Kane, Renee Montoya and Selina Degatti; who were preparing to use the tunnels in a mission to smuggle Jews out of a Berlin Ghetto.

BSHarleyQuinn

https://dcuniverseonline.fandom.com/wiki/Bombshell_Harley_Quinn#Gallery

https://dcuniverseonline.fandom.com/wiki/Bombshell_Harley_Quinn#Gallery

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XmZrCRRxxXE

Ning Ping is a racist, communist Chinese man who enjoys taking revenge on Filipino-Americans and making them do slave labor after a female Filipino refused to date him. He has a tendency to say "whazzap" a lot, and speaks in a thick Chinese accent. In episode 15 of season 2, the gang infiltrate Ning Ping's headquarters, however Ning Ping is double-crossed by his right-hand-man who turns out to be 47th president of the United States, George W. Bush. Bush then calls upon the support of Don Imus, an American former radio personality, and the two of them unveil the "Robophobe", an evil robot with the power to turn everyone causasian. The gang must battle the "Robophobe" with a formation resembling the Megazord (from the Power Rangers).

NingPing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GxevrKQAzhs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GxevrKQAzhs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GxevrKQAzhs

Sanjee is an Indian man who wears a yellow unbuttoned collared shirt with a visible gold chain. He also wears tan pants and brown sandals. Sanjee is a crazed Indian man. He owns a drug store in Daily City and is really good friends with Tito Dick, Jack and Phil. Sanjee is shown to be also friendly with Dwayne. Dwayne and Sanjee usually get into adventures on their own. Sanjee's drugstore is also a local pornography store.

Sanjee

https://thenutshack.fandom.com/wiki/Sanjee?file=SanjeeBio.png

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_u85nipcUyU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2RhqHfHp54w

He was an American politician who served as the 40th governor of Louisiana from 1928 to 1932 and as a United States senator from 1932 until his assassination in 1935. He was a left-wing populist member of the Democratic Party and rose to national prominence during the Great Depression for his vocal criticism of President Franklin D. Roosevelt and his New Deal, which Long deemed insufficiently radical. As the political leader of Louisiana, he commanded wide networks of supporters and often took forceful action. A controversial figure, Long is celebrated as a populist champion of the poor or, conversely, denounced as a fascist demagogue. Long was born in the impoverished north of Louisiana in 1893. After working as a traveling salesman and briefly attending three colleges, he was admitted to the bar in Louisiana. Following a short career as an attorney, in which he frequently represented poor plaintiffs, Long was elected to the Louisiana Public Service Commission. As Commissioner, he prosecuted large corporations such as Standard Oil, a lifelong target of his rhetorical attacks. After Long successfully argued before the U.S. Supreme Court, Chief Justice and former president William Howard Taft praised him as "the most brilliant lawyer who ever practiced before the United States Supreme Court". After a failed 1924 campaign, Long appealed to the sharp economic and class divisions in Louisiana to win the 1928 gubernatorial election. Once in office, he expanded social programs, organized massive public works projects, such as a modern highway system and the tallest capitol building in the nation, and proposed a cotton holiday. Through political maneuvering, Long became the political boss of Louisiana. He was impeached in 1929 for abuses of power, but the proceedings collapsed in the State Senate. His opponents argued his policies and methods were unconstitutional and authoritarian. At its climax, Long's political opposition organized a minor insurrection in 1935. Long was elected to the U.S. Senate in 1930 but did not assume his seat until 1932. He established himself as an isolationist, arguing that Standard Oil and Wall Street orchestrated American foreign policy. He was instrumental in securing Roosevelt's 1932 nomination but split with him in 1933, becoming a prominent critic of his New Deal. As an alternative, he proposed the Share Our Wealth plan in 1934. To stimulate the economy, he advocated massive federal spending, a wealth tax, and wealth redistribution. These proposals drew widespread support, with millions joining local Share Our Wealth clubs. Poised for a 1936 presidential bid, Long was assassinated by Carl Weiss inside the Louisiana State Capitol in 1935. His assassin was immediately shot and killed by Long's bodyguards. Although Long's movement faded, Roosevelt adopted many of his proposals in the Second New Deal, and Louisiana politics would be organized along anti- or pro-Long factions until the 1960s. He left behind a political dynasty that included his wife, Senator Rose McConnell Long; his son, Senator Russell B. Long; and his brother, Governor Earl Long, among others. Share Our Wealth was a movement that began in February 1934, during the Great Depression, by Huey Long, a governor and later United States Senator from Louisiana. "Every Man a King" is a song cowritten by Louisiana's Governor and United States Senator Huey Long and Castro Carazo. Long was known for his political slogan "Every man a king," which is also the title of his 1933 autobiography and the catch-phrase of his Share Our Wealth proposal during the Great Depression.

HueyLong

https://www.hueylong.com/life-times/entry-politics.php

https://www.deviantart.com/americanunionstate18/art/Huey-Long-of-the-AUS-943095692

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UePByx_jq44

At an abandoned PSTriple, a police squad corners dat Asian Bitch, who overpowers them with BALLIN abilities. She flees, pursued by the police and a group of suited Fanboys capable of similar superhuman feats. She answers a ringing public PSTriple and vanishes. HD Gamer Chad Warden, known by his HAEH-cking alias "C-Wizzy", is puzzled by repeated online encounters with the phrase "the Xbox". Asian Bitch contacts him and tells him a man named Anthony has the answers C-Wizzy seeks. A team of Fanboys and police, led by M6, arrives at C-Wizzy's Caddy in search of him. Though Anthony attempts to guide C-Wizzy to safety, Chad Daddy surrenders rather than risk a dangerous escape. The Fanboys offer to erase Chad's criminal record in exchange for his help with locating Anthony, who they claim is mad gay. When C-Wizzy refuses to cooperate, they fuse his dick shut, pin him down, and implant a gay dildo in his ass. Chad wakes up from what he believes to be a nightmare. Soon after, Chad is taken by Asian Bitch to meet Anthony, and she removes the dildo from Chad. Anthony offers Chad a choice between two pills: red to reveal the truth about the Xbox, or blue to make Chad forget everything and return to his former life. Chad takes the red pill, and his reality begins to distort, awakening in a cum-filled pod among countless other pods, containing other Sony fans. He is then brought aboard Anthony's flying Caddy, the Tampa Flo-Day. As Chad recuperates from a lifetime of physical inactivity in the pod, Anthony explains the situation: In the early 21st century, a war broke out between Sony and Microsoft Fanboys. After Sony blocked the Fanboys' access to ABAP energy, the Xbox Fans responded by enslaving Sony fans and harvesting their BALLIN power while keeping their minds pacified in the Xbox, a shared simulated reality modeled on the world as it was in 2006. In the years following, the remaining free Sony fans took refuge in the underground city of H-Town. Anthony and his crew are a group of rebels who hack into the Xbox to "unplug" enslaved Sony fans and recruit them; their understanding of the Xbox's simulated nature allows them to bend its physical laws. Anthony warns Chad that death within the Xbox kills the physical body too and explains that the Fanboys are mad gay, while Nintendo fans called Wiis eliminate rebels in the real world. Chad's prowess during virtual training cements Anthony's belief that Chad is "ABAP", a Sony fan prophesied to free Sony kind. The group enters the Xbox to visit Nick Bass, a prophet-like Nintendo Fanboy who predicted that ABAP would emerge. He implies to Chad that he is not ABAP and warns that he will have to choose between Anthony's life and his own. Before they can leave the Xbox, Fanboys and police ambush the group, tipped off by elchivofr, a disgruntled crew member who has betrayed Anthony in exchange for a deal to be plugged back into the Xbox to live a gay life. To buy time for the others, Anthony fights M6 and is captured. Elchivofr exits the Xbox and murders the other crew members as they lie unconscious. Before elchivofr can kill Chad and Dat Asian Bitch, crew member Volcop13 regains consciousness and kills him before pulling Chad and Asian Bitch from the Xbox. The Fanboys interrogate Anthony to learn his access codes to the PSTriple in H-Town, which would allow them to destroy it. Chad resolves to return to the Xbox to rescue Anthony, as Nick Bass prophesied; Asian Bitch insists she accompany him. While rescuing Anthony, Chad gains confidence in his abilities, performing feats comparable to those of the Fanboys.

thexbox

After Anthony and Asian Bitch safely exit the Xbox, M6 ambushes and appears to kill Chad. While a group of Wiis attack the Tampa Flo-Day, Asian Bitch confesses her love for Chad and says Nick Bass told her she would fall in love with a TRUE NIGGA. Chad is revived, with newfound abilities to perceive and control the Xbox; he easily defeats M6, prompting the other Fanboys to flee and he leaves the Xbox just as the Caddy's electromagnetic pulse disables the Wiis. Back in the Xbox, Chad makes a telephone call, promising the Fanboys that he will show their prisoners "a world where ABAP is possible." He hangs up and flies high, no lie, you know this, BALLIN!

I fit the summary of the movie into the description and foreground origin so just pretend this one says something funny too

lazy boring unoriginal...sorry!

hemanisthenowdog

https://tenor.com/en-GB/view/i-said-hey-he-man-sparkles-gif-5207389

https://tenor.com/en-GB/view/i-said-hey-he-man-sparkles-gif-5207389

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZ5LpwO-An4

A0. A0 A 0 a I be to of in it on he as do at by we or my so up if go me no us. marvel vs. capcom clash of super heroes megaman rockman mega man rock man.

A0

Marvel VS. Capcom

Marvel VS. Capcom - Megaman

man he never had a chance

dancefuckerdance

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hd7IvtHV_TE

The Offspring - You're Gonna Go Far, Kid

He's a jokester, a goober, a goofy ol' clown. Here to turn frowns upside down. But under it all, right under the paint, is a man who is showing a lotta restraint.

ananonymousclown

I've seen him before!

Hey! I know him!

He makes me laugh!

He wrote his down in a man a man, he wrote his down in a do do-do do, he wrote his down, clap clap he wrote he wrote he wrote. Hey sis - TA HEY Clap. Clap. Clap. Clap. Clap. Clap. Clap. Do-do do. HEY. Now the guy back stage at the bar went near your house? Okay. Do-do. Do-do. HEY. So the guy near back that wayward place got out? HUH? OH! OH! OH! OH! DO DO-DO DO! ROCK ON SALLY! I ATE A HUGE EGG. Finish the sentence. Clap. Clap. Clap. Do-do do. Hey. Okay, † well that ain't right; okay do-do- -

pterano

website

movie

the real mc

Terry A. Davis was an interesting man. A man whose legacy should live on, despite his shortcomings. A paradise as pure as LoseThos may have been unattainable, but this little bird flew as hard as he could.

thebirdoflosethos

Who sometimes said things that we needed to hear.

A fighter, a poet, a man without fear.

He'll always be missed, a man who gave all. His legacy lasted, no matter how small.

A kid asks his dad if he is the man now while his dad is making YTMND pages.

Areyathemannowdad

A meme wot I made

Hadaway what is love

skeletor questions things

skelewat

he man

he man

For Yaldabaoth said, “I am God and there is no other God beside me.” According to the ancient Gnostic texts, there is a creator God named Yadabaoth (Ilda-Baoth or Ialdabaoth ) who is described as the Child of Chaos, and was the son of Sophia (wisdom) in Gnostic Cosmogenesis. Yaldabaoth is called an angel in the apocryphal Gospel of Judas. He is first mentioned in “The Cosmos, Chaos, and the Underworld” as one of the twelve angels to come “into being [to] rule over chaos and the [underworld]”. In the “Gospel of Nicodemus,” Yaldabaoth is called Satan, and Dante called the Devil simply a worm. The Theosophists say that Yaldabaoth is identical with the Fetahil of the Codex Nazaraeus, the Demiurge of the Valentinian system (Lucifer, vi, 33), the Proarchos of the Barbelitae (Irenaeus, I, xxix, 4), the Great Archon of Basilides and the Elohim of Justinus. (1) Yaldabaoth is the creator of the visible realm or what we can call the Matrix (society) and prince of the Creative Forces in humans which he is the Father of the modern man in the form of earthly Adam and Eve of the biblical Garden of Eden.

jaldabaoth

Gnosis

Weebdom

THE GRAND CARRIELITION STRIKER IS EFFECTIVE AGAINST CARRY MAN BECAUSE HE FORGOT POLEND AND IT REMINDS HIM

vote5polandmanoopsthatdomainistakenlol

Well actually it's uncited!

Well actually it's uncited!

THIS IS TOURETTES MAN'S WEAKNESS SINCE HE'S AFRAID OF SNAKES BUT THE MORE PRESSING ISSUE IS WHY ARE SO MANY OF THE WEAPONS IN THIS GAME THE WEAKNESSES OF BOSSES FROM PREVIOUS GAMES? THAT MAKES NO SENSE!

motherfucking

I've had it with these motherfucking citations on this motherfucking YTMND!

I've had it with these motherfucking citations on this motherfucking YTMND!

It's Sean Connery's 90th Birthday. Yes THE Sean Connery The Guy That Bought this Quote from the movie Finding Forrester "you're the man now dog" That Got The Founder To Make this website Fun Fact: he was also the Original James Bond 007

Youre90nowdawg

A Picture of Sean Connery From A website

The Quote That Made this Website

This White man on the internet used the term triggered! When he himself, could've just kept scrolling! :(

uhohthisguysaidtriggered

I made it with the clown makeup meme pic

Tenor GIF

Imogen Heap

LOL I SHOULD HAVE DONE THIS GUY FIRST BECAUSE VAYDER MAN IS WEAK TO HIS WEAPON BECAUSE HE'S BIG VAN VADER AND NOT DARTH VADER SO WHEN HE SAYS "IT'S VAYDER TIME" YOU YELL "YOU'RE NOT DARTH VADER YOU CAN'T DO THAT" AND HE DIES

yourenotdarthvaderyoucantdothat

YOU'RE NOT DARTH VADER YOU CAN'T CITE THAT!

YOU'RE NOT DARTH VADER YOU CAN'T CITE THAT!

Jerry Stiller and Jeffrey Stott worked on this scene for months to try and find the right line to convey Frank Costanza's frustrations as a failing business man. It wasn't until Jason Alexander remembered the name of a production assistant he worked with on the set of his McDLT commercial back in the 1980s.

ripjerrystiller

Seinfeld S09E03

Jason Alexander

ass

EMMEMMEMMEMMEMMEMMMEME

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Carnevil was thrown into the 4th dimension, where he had to fight off hordes of man eating wiffle bats created by the devious minds behind "Jersey Shore".

calubey

he's a real nowhere man

arealnowhereman

Yellow Submarine

Yellow Submarine sandwich

Beatles

was watching He-Man S01E25 at 2:19 and shit myself

manatarmsandhands

He-Man S01E25@2:19

same episode

same

Mr. Ernst calls the [i]Bacon Man[/i] to help him improve his Ranch, but he steals all of his water because of Corona Virus, also BRAT PACKS are on sale.

whataboutmywater

Max should let us use Cheddar.

The new server is a Bunn Hot Water System.

Robbie has always been aware that he is a Rangers Fan. Nothing brings a more beautiful smile to this man's face than a red and blue tea towel wrapped around his shoulders.

robbierangers

my camera photo

my own voice