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‘Of all things, to live in darkness must be the worst.’ -Young Caine ‘Fear is the only darkness.’ -Master Po ‘Never assume that because a man has no eyes, he cannot see.’ -Master Po ‘Close your eyes. What do you hear?’ -Master Po ‘I hear the water. I hear the birds.’ -Young Caine ‘Do you hear your own heartbeat?’ -Master Po ‘No.’ -Young Caine ‘Do you hear the grasshopper which at your feet?’ -Master Po ‘Old Man, how is it that you hear these things?’ -Young Caine ‘Young Man, how is it that you do not?’ -Master Po [via https://anuradhaedirisuriya.wordpress.com/2012/04/08/kung-fu-1972-tv-series-quotes-season-1/]

bcdc

www.google.com/images

http://www.picgifs.com/graphics/c/carrots/graphics-carrots-041295.gif

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RUSVtpB0hg8

LOL!

suicidal

Data making funny faces, causing a man to commit suicide

A man committing suicide due to Data's funny faces, which he finds to be simply intolerable

A song to accompany the action

a man from our area one Korsakov went to Latvia yesterday1 he was peculating 2 3 tonnes, broke his leg bone a man from our area one Korsakov got hit into his snot he was unfortunate, broke his nasal bone a man from our area one Korsakov was eating fresh cucumbers stuck a thumb into his eye, now his thumb bone is broken a man from our area one Korsakov, he was lifting a closet he shouldn´t have lifted, now his thigh bone has broken a man from our area one Korsakov, he saw a hoodlum, wanted to give a call to the cops, broke his chin bone a man from our area one Korsakov, he was looking at the stars a shame that he looked, his neck bone broke in two a man from our area one Korsakov went to a shop yesterday came home in a wheelchair, broke his leg bone a man from our area one Korsakov, he was smoking he got dizzy, fell down and shin bone´s broken3 a man from our area one Korsakov, he was putting a cast on he thought, a simple job and right away broke his carpal bone a man from our area one Korsakov jacked off yesterday4 he did it(=hit) strongly, broke his pelvis in two a man from our area one Korsakov brought a/his Mrs home he shouldn´t have brought, it/she broke his finger bone a man from our area one Korsakov went into water during winter he didn´t come out any more, probably some bone is broken a muscleman´s life isn´t easy at all

WinnyPuhhMeiecundimeesksKorsakovlkseileLtti

internet

internet

internet

Who says niggers only want love if it's torture.

moonblank

It's moon man

It's moon man

he's an ass man!

ospgotsee

UFC

WWE

Now that Niles is the man, he has a message for you.

NilesCumquat

niles

niles

niles

Guys, you're not going to believe this. Look over there. Look, on the horizon, you can see him. It's Quick-Man. He's come to save us all.

quick-man

It's Quick Man.

It's fucking Quick Man you heathens.

IT'S THE THEME OF MOTHERFUCKING QUICK MAN.

when an armless man does what he has to do

amputeerescue

http://sko0oks.tumblr.com/

Delta Force

He was super cool, and he had all the best games, he got laid before me, got drunk before me, smoked pot before me, and got a girl pregnant before me...but...he was just a copycat. Before the Coolest Kid in 1991 was the coolest kid in 1991, our friend Christian Bale has already done all of that...and more, in 1987....the other dude couldn't even find a different pair of jeans, man! -- Shout out to the OP swamphox. I used the same artist for the music, and thought the song title was fitting.

actualcoolestkidin1991

Warner Bros. Studios

KLF - Justified and Ancient

Louise works her magic on movie actor George Clooney who's moved to Hollywood to become a thief and a liar. This "Jane" thinks he needs one more by day and spends his nights stealing Incan matrimonial head masks. His mind often returns to a girlfriend he lost when he went out to buy cigarettes.With Louise's help he has been transformed into a changed man who wants nothing more than to go on with his life. After dreaming about a second chance, will this "Jane" finally get his girl?

clooneyisplainjane

Ocean's 11 and Plain Jane S02E09 & S01E01.

Ibid.

Moon Man reveals McDonalds fry receipe and he is LOVIN' IT!

cockslayping

Secret Recipe created by Moon Man

Niglet Processor 3000™

Moon Man

When life is just so good.

blissedout

watermelon man just spittin cuz he don't care

whatever dot gif

EFK Unlimited remix

Skeletor is cornered...

skeletorbounces

youtube/he-man

Girl Talk

He is the real Pussy Slayer.

thepssyslay3r

I met this man. His name was Nick. He thought he was an fajet, but after many years of swag training I taught him the ways.

He then became a pussy slayer and there was so many wet vaginas that we had to buy him a mop. We all got jealous, and then we took his dick away and sold it for 10 cents.

The pussy slayers origins

mmmm doesn't that look good

hungryquestion

along long time ago, in a far away land there lived a young man that had a passion for the smashing pumpkins, his name was monte. He enjoyed dancing on camera, gorilla suits and blogging about tidbits. He is your king!

audacity, cd library.

heyyeyaaeyaaaeyaeyaa

tailgating

crazy arkansas college fan, whooo guy

tailgating tents at fsu

HEYYEAAEYAAEYAEYAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!-HE MAN

The man you recall on the call has been seated before you ---- The problem with the man [was] that he was suddenly employed as I in the labratory. ---- and so influenced to do the same as I. You're right as you will remain but if you read all the notes you'll know I bring him the joy of creation.

steamtfu

Internet.

Steam.

Five Nights at Freddy's

Hi I'm Adam, in todays episode we've learned that Aladdin's magic lamp produces smoke... but when you have too much of this smoke you might not do as well in school so remember kids, not in school wait til 4:20.

milliontokesofweed

New Adventures of He-man Episode one

Some random Flickr image

New adventures of He-Man episode 1 (1 minute 41 seconds in)

“A true man loves his enemies as much he loves his friends.” and Keep your friends close and your enemies closer

enemiesnightout

Picture was found on http://www.smosh.com/smosh-pit/photos/14-more-hilarious-batman-gifs

Music was found on mp3skull.com

He's the man .He's the man. He's the man.He's the man .He's the man. He's the man. Yes, I am. Yes, I am.

ethanwalker

ethan the man

radioactive

He's a man of the cream!

icecreamhead

Swirlee (1989)

Swirlee (1989)

I'm sorry.

notlookinggoodforthegman

Heyyayyheheyayya on YouTube

eric dollard is this guy who says in space yuo can't see the sun. and the sun is hollow. he picks up moon man in his car and they go riding down the road. i editted this site in the middle of the night so if you are 1 of the 5 people who seen it before, i changed it from go for a ride, to this what it is, now. after i said it out loud in my mind, again.

ericdollardmoonman

something

what

On January 27, 2014, at approximately 10:30 am, police responded to 500 West Lehigh Avenue for an auto accident. Upon their arrival officers observed a vehicle on the curbside of the southwest corner of 5th & Lehigh Avenue. The male operator was seated in the driver’s seat of a 2007 Silver Camry with no shirt on. The male was asked to step out of the vehicle and when he, did the male was unable to stand on his own. His clothes were torn off and he was unable to respond to police questions. Witnesses to the accident stated that the male was operating his vehicle west on Lehigh Avenue and then veered across the intersection at 5th Street and drove on to the curb hitting a fixed object. After the accident,the male operator exited the vehicle and began removing his clothing and yelling. He then attempted to drive off; however, someone was able to remove the keys and hold them until police arrived. The operator was identified as 34 year old Vincent Wade from Pennsauken, New Jersey. He was charged with Driving Under the Influence; no injuries reported. Full story here: http://www.phillymag.com/news/2014/01/28/video-crashing-crown-fried-chicken-man-strips-pleasures/

ilovecrownfriedchicken

http://www.phillymag.com/news/2014/01/28/video-crashing-crown-fried-chicken-man-strips-pleasures/

http://www.phillymag.com/news/2014/01/28/video-crashing-crown-fried-chicken-man-strips-pleasures/

http://www.phillymag.com/news/2014/01/28/video-crashing-crown-fried-chicken-man-strips-pleasures/

oh man am i ever trying hard to appeal to father mckenzie. i hope he likes this site because its who i made it for right faggygr33nloser

marvmarv

0

0

Man runs from police while getting pulled over to buy some time so he can finish his Big Mac.

cantstophungry

http://www.ktuu.com/dui-suspect-flees-cops-to-finish-big-mac/-/21043428/22367500/-/fbih9q/-/index.html ; http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Don_Gorske

googles and youtubes

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9UWq26V01po

Mega Man is in the 60s, and it's not just one Robot Master he's fighting, but all of them are the Robot Master!

madmenmegaman

Mad Men

Mad Men

Old Boy was a former colonel in the German Defence Force who participated in World War II. He was given his nickname by those who feared him, along with that of the "Devil," though he was also regarded as a legendary hero. Having been a mentor to several world-renowned soldiers and mercenaries, Old Boy later served in the Navy SEALs anti-terrorist unit Dead Cell at over 100 years old, utilizing his vast cunning and experience. He would often fight with weapons and equipment from World War II, such as the Panzerfaust. Despite his age, Old Boy remained a shrewd man. When the unit was liquidated in late 2008, Old Boy was among the members who were killed.

mentor

Old Boy

MGS2 - Yell Dead Cell

This is dedicated to a great man who inspired those around him to higher levels of creativity and gameplay. In death may he be deified as god of gaming, art exhibits, carpentry, and girls with small tits.

Thegreatestamongusaretakensoearly

depression

betrayal

Moon Man stabs you in the neck.

spacetime

Moon Man is fucking awesome.

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