| ?Last Battle From Persona 5 |
Queefmaster |
(2.50) |
517 |
2021-02-23 |
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description:
For Yaldabaoth said, “I am God and there is no other God beside me.”
According to the ancient Gnostic texts, there is a creator God named Yadabaoth (Ilda-Baoth or Ialdabaoth ) who is described as the Child of Chaos, and was the son of Sophia (wisdom) in Gnostic Cosmogenesis. Yaldabaoth is called an angel in the apocryphal Gospel of Judas.
He is first mentioned in “The Cosmos, Chaos, and the Underworld” as one of the twelve angels to come “into being [to] rule over chaos and the [underworld]”. In the “Gospel of Nicodemus,” Yaldabaoth is called Satan, and Dante called the Devil simply a worm.
The Theosophists say that Yaldabaoth is identical with the Fetahil of the Codex Nazaraeus, the Demiurge of the Valentinian system (Lucifer, vi, 33), the Proarchos of the Barbelitae (Irenaeus, I, xxix, 4), the Great Archon of Basilides and the Elohim of Justinus. (1)
Yaldabaoth is the creator of the visible realm or what we can call the Matrix (society) and prince of the Creative Forces in humans which he is the Father of the modern man in the form of earthly Adam and Eve of the biblical Garden of Eden.
domain:
jaldabaoth
fg image origin:
Gnosis
sound origin:
Weebdom
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| ?He-Man's Mighty Fap! |
thetopcrusader |
(2.55) |
6,457 |
2006-07-14 |
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description:
He-man faps on various people. :(
domain:
hemanfaps
sound origin:
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| ?He-Man fishing |
i742 |
(2.57) |
2,009 |
2006-05-27 |
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description:
He man fishing!
domain:
hemanfishing
sound origin:
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| ?What makes the flash so fast? |
CoolNAK |
(2.57) |
2,697 |
2005-09-13 |
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description:
Flash is the fastest man, what kind of fuel does he use?
domain:
flashgay
sound origin:
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| ?moon man wonders why he says the individual lette... |
shackleford1 |
(2.57) |
1,564 |
2009-12-02 |
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description:
asdfnkjasdnfkjagnrgkafrg gets pronounced differently for some reason now... i dont like it
domain:
aksdjfnadkjgfnakjgfnadkjfgn
fg image origin:
dead niggers
sound origin:
dead jews
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| ?Moon man gives you a brand new car |
fofofum |
(2.58) |
1,321 |
2009-08-24 |
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description:
Moon man does what he wants
domain:
moonmansgivingways
fg image origin:
Moon man
sound origin:
Moon mans AT & ?????
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| ?He's on The Jazz, man |
MattDavis |
(2.59) |
1,259 |
2004-06-08 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
HannibalJazzMan
sound origin:
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| ?He-man , Paladin?? |
Iam-Noob |
(2.60) |
7,832 |
2005-07-11 |
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description:
Is He-man a paladin?
domain:
He-Paly
sound origin:
Piccolo_teame
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| ?What HE-MAN & TEELA Really Saw |
SkeetedOnUser |
(2.60) |
596 |
2006-07-05 |
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description:
what they really saw sean connery
domain:
scht
sound origin:
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| ?He-man and Teela see a... OMG! |
ravendesk |
(2.60) |
954 |
2006-07-06 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
hemannooo
fg image origin:
google and photoshop
sound origin:
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| ?Arnie sees He-Man and Teela (and is shocked) |
sweathat |
(2.60) |
1,983 |
2006-07-08 |
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description:
Arnie sees He-Man
domain:
arnoldandheman
fg image origin:
Original He-Man YTMND + Conan the Barbarian = crap!
sound origin:
Conan the Barbarian
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| ?Broke Back He-Man |
TwitcH89 |
(2.60) |
1,008 |
2006-07-22 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
brokebackheman
sound origin:
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| ?He Man |
Brob |
(2.60) |
535 |
2008-04-22 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
HeMannnnn
fg image origin:
Tubes
sound origin:
http://80scartoons.co.uk
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| ?Smallwood not small sword! |
stevek037 |
(2.60) |
528 |
2006-03-23 |
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description:
This kid is 18 years old...he has nothing better to do..and he honestly thinks he's the man!
domain:
smallwood
sound origin:
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| ?apollofuryisfunny |
Chris18830 |
(2.60) |
1,198 |
2006-03-26 |
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description:
Apollo Fury is Really funny! He always knows whats going on too! One time an elderly man had entered a super market. With Quick intentions apollofury did the most fantastic juggling trick known to man. unfortunantly, he massacred 3 people in the process
domain:
apollofuryisfunny
sound origin:
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| ?Now he's a man |
Kappy |
(2.60) |
1,040 |
2006-05-24 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
manballssquash
fg image origin:
dumb skunk
sound origin:
DVDA - Now you're a man
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| ?He's the man now dog! |
mrhgibs |
(2.60) |
676 |
2006-07-29 |
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description:
Not suprising at all!
domain:
therealmannowdog
fg image origin:
Sean Connery's swim meet
sound origin:
Sean Connery
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| ?The Computer Man |
mikeazorin |
(2.60) |
707 |
2006-12-08 |
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description:
He's the computer man! Set to the tune of The Scatman.
domain:
thecomputerman
fg image origin:
http://spacebarcowboy.com/computers/computer_man/index.html
sound origin:
http://spacebarcowboy.com/computers/computer_man/index.html
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| ?lol. steve |
thaEdderz |
(2.60) |
733 |
2007-01-04 |
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description:
lol he's a mad man
domain:
lolsteven
fg image origin:
steve's office
sound origin:
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| ?Happy Murder =D |
roundroundrabbit |
(2.60) |
1,013 |
2009-09-20 |
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description:
i made this for my girlfriend's dad the chief.
he's a real man. =]
domain:
thingsiwouldliketodotoChief
fg image origin:
movieh
sound origin:
fad
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| ?(nsfw) Transmission From Moon Man to Adriana on... |
bryanwitha-y |
(2.60) |
1,286 |
2012-09-24 |
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description:
I received this transmission from Moon Man after he saw the aftermath of Sunday's games. He definitely had some words to share.
domain:
moonmanadrianaweek3
fg image origin:
Moon Man wiki
bg image origin:
Moon man wiki
sound origin:
AT&T Text-to-speech
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| ?moon man makes a adfjadkfladjfalkfjalkdffffkskakl |
ldrancer |
(2.60) |
1,145 |
2015-07-13 |
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description:
look what moon man done.
he done a ytmnd.
he makes ytmnd site adfjadkfladjfalkfjalkdffffkskakl
ololol kkk
awesome
domain:
adfjadkfladjfalkfjalkdffffkskakl
fg image origin:
Moon man
sound origin:
is awesome
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| ?(nsfw) TROGDOOOOOOOR (Warning: Poop) |
DougFukkie |
(2.60) |
2,278 |
2016-05-18 |
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description:
Trogdor was a man...
I mean...he was a turd-man
Or...maybe he was just a turd...
But he was still TROGDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR!!
domain:
trogdorthebrowninator
fg image origin:
Matt "SixStar" Brown's Trogdor poop
sound origin:
Strong Bad - TROGDOR
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| ?Frozen Man in Discoteque |
nickel7000 |
(2.61) |
859 |
2006-04-24 |
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description:
The frozen man is apparently from a Star Trek movie. He and the discoteque were found via Google searches, and the image was constructed by me in MS Paint. Sound loop also by me.
domain:
frozenmanindiscoteque
fg image origin:
Me
sound origin:
Amon Tobin - One Day in My Garden
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| ?Woah there, He-Man! |
AUSA |
(2.63) |
835 |
2006-06-20 |
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description:
Woah there, he-man
domain:
wtheman
sound origin:
www.flashkit.com
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| ?TEELA and HE-MAN see HE-MAN and TEELA |
mrvlcmcs |
(2.63) |
1,493 |
2006-07-05 |
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description:
They see themselves!
domain:
teelaandheman
fg image origin:
http://hemanteela.ytmnd.com/
sound origin:
http://hemanteela.ytmnd.com/
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| ?He-man skeets... |
souba |
(2.63) |
1,479 |
2006-07-27 |
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description:
Self-explanatory? Very.
domain:
he-manskeets
sound origin:
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| ?(nsfw) Moon man steals a snowmobile |
fofofum |
(2.63) |
1,745 |
2009-09-17 |
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description:
5 ***** Because it's Moon man and he's awsome
domain:
moonmansthieverycontinues
fg image origin:
Moon mans back woods home
sound origin:
splitting your head open
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| ?(nsfw) partyy mouse joins the santabot orgy |
letsago |
(2.63) |
1,742 |
2012-03-26 |
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description:
partyy mouse joins santabot's awesome orgy along with some of his freiends such as farkle(girlform),santabotai,milkhuman and the great moon man.
domain:
partyymousesanta
fg image origin:
its orgy time with santabot and all the gang
bg image origin:
partyy mouse wants to join the santabot orgy because she thinks santabotai and santabot are awesome.MOON MAN RULES KKK.HE IS IN THIS SITE ALSO.
sound origin:
song-ghetto bird
artist-ice cube
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| ?He's The Man Now, Dog! |
shlammy |
(2.64) |
1,651 |
2006-03-13 |
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description:
Sean Connery is the man now, dog!
domain:
hesthemannowdog
fg image origin:
Yahoo! News
sound origin:
www.yourethemannowdog.com
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