| ?Harry Potter caught wanking |
Walter26 |
(3.33) |
1,196 |
2010-10-09 |
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description:
All you have to do is remove the context...heh heh heh.
domain:
pantpantpant
fg image origin:
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
sound origin:
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
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| ?VoldyMoarr |
lawlFETUS |
(3.33) |
1,670 |
2010-12-06 |
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description:
Voldemort say no!
domain:
VoldyMoarr
fg image origin:
Harry Potter
sound origin:
Vuze
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| ?Fody Killed My Parents |
fodykilledmyparents |
(3.33) |
2,032 |
2011-11-15 |
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description:
Fody Killed My Parents. Nothing Serious.
From Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets, Chinese bootleg edition.
domain:
fkmpns
fg image origin:
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets Chinese bootleg gif
sound origin:
Street Fighter
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| ?Every Wizard Dance Now |
dinosaurjr |
(3.33) |
1,314 |
2012-03-22 |
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description:
Harry Potter hears NIN
domain:
ewdn
fg image origin:
hp
sound origin:
elo
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| ?Mr. Crabbe |
anystrom |
(3.33) |
3,183 |
2012-07-02 |
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description:
Vincent Crabbe (1979 or 1980 – 2 May, 1998) was a pure-blood Dark Wizard, and the son of Death Eater Crabbe Sr.. Vincent Crabbe was also a student at Hogwarts and a member of Slytherin House. Crabbe, and Gregory Goyle were rarely seen without their ringleader Draco Malfoy. While Dolores Umbridge was Headmistress, he joined the Inquisitorial Squad. In his last year at Hogwarts, he became a Dark Wizard, as he learned to cast powerful dark curses, such as the Killing and the Cruciatus Curse. He accidentally killed himself using Fiendfyre on 2 May 1998, during the Battle of Hogwarts.
Biography
Early life
Vincent Crabbe was born into the pure-blood Crabbe family. His father, Mr. Crabbe, was a Death Eater. This likely influenced his son's prejudice against Muggle-borns and other non pure-bloods.
Hogwarts years
First year
At the start of his first year, Crabbe was sorted into Slytherin House, along with his friends Draco Malfoy and Gregory Goyle, both of whom were also the sons of Death Eaters. Harry Potter noticed that Crabbe and Goyle seemed to act as bodyguards for Malfoy. When Draco challenged Harry to a duel, he selected Crabbe as his Second, although the challenge was merely a ruse to get Harry in trouble for being out of bed after hours.
Second year
During the second opening of the Chamber of Secrets, Harry Potter, Ron Weasley, and Hermione Granger tricked him and Goyle into eating cakes containing a sleeping draught — by leaving the cakes on a banister, even though Crabbe and Goyle had already eaten much more than their fill (which would explain his obesity). Ron and Harry used hairs from Crabbe and Goyle to impersonate them, as components of a Polyjuice Potion, and spy on Malfoy in the Slytherin Common Room (Hermione did not go as Millicent Bulstrode because she had used cat hairs, thinking they were Millicent's hairs from her robes, transforming her partly into a cat).
Third year
On the way to Hogwarts on his third year of education, Crabbe along with his friends stepped into Harry Potter's compartment to bully him. However, they could not act on their wishes as the new Defence Against the Dark Arts professor, Remus Lupin, was in the compartment, sleeping. Early in the school year it was quite clear that the Dementors guarding Hogwarts from Sirius Black were feared by Harry, and so during a Quidditch match, Crabbe and his friends put their cloaks up and pretended to be Dementors in an attempt to scare Harry, which it did and Harry cast a Patronus charm in response. Goyle was later humiliated when Harry (under his Invisibility cloak) defended his friends Hermione Granger and Ron Weasley by throwing snowballs at him. Crabbe's attempts to scare Harry later in the year were foiled, as he had too much protection from students and staff.
Fourth year
In the 1994-1995 school year, the Triwizard Tournament was held at Hogwarts school. After Harry Potter became a champion alongside Cedric Diggory, Crabbe, Goyle and Malfoy passed out badges that could be made to read Potter Stinks, and taunted Harry regularly, such as commenting that he was betting Harry wouldn't last more than a few minutes with the dragons. At the end of the year, Harry was almost killed by Lord Voldemort, and saw that Crabbe's father was a Death Eater.
Fifth year
In their fifth year, Crabbe and Goyle each became Beaters for the Slytherin Quidditch team. During the Slytherin vs. Gryffindor Quidditch match, Crabbe sent a Bludger at Harry, angry because he caught the Snitch before Draco (the Seeker then) did. Harry got into a fight alongside George Weasley and got a lifetime ban from Quidditch, courtesy of Dolores Umbridge.
domain:
vincentcrabbe
fg image origin:
Foreground Origin
sound origin:
Sound Origin
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| ?Guess who dies in the new Harry Potter book? |
EvilJesus |
(3.34) |
15,300 |
2007-07-08 |
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description:
Not nearly as earth shattering as 'SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE', but sure enough to make some of the most hardcore fans cry.
domain:
hpno1fanforlyfe
fg image origin:
http://www.google.com
sound origin:
Eiffel 65 - Blue
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| ?(nsfw) Levar Burton does not approve of spoilers |
Necronomicon |
(3.34) |
5,930 |
2005-07-17 |
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description:
Behold, Levar Burton! The only spoilers greater than yourself!
domain:
levarhatesspoilers
fg image origin:
E Online, Amazon, MS Paint (That's right. MS Paint, bitches!)
sound origin:
Reading Rainbow, Angry Harry Potter fan
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| ?What is Potter:a night at hogwarts |
eman19850 |
(3.35) |
4,638 |
2005-11-15 |
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description:
what is love,what is,what,is,love,potter,harry,harry potter,movies,orly,owl,night at the roxbury,
domain:
whatispotter
sound origin:
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| ?Hermione catches Harry Potter the pervert! |
racerx18769 |
(3.35) |
17,402 |
2005-12-16 |
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description:
Harry caught red handed!!!
domain:
hermionesurprised
sound origin:
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| ?Amazon Harry Potter review spoiler |
JesusKong |
(3.35) |
2,932 |
2006-03-12 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
hpreview
sound origin:
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| ?Harry Potter Tightens Up The Graphics! |
DarthWanq |
(3.35) |
1,374 |
2007-11-04 |
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description:
5
domain:
harrypottertightens
fg image origin:
5
sound origin:
5
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| ?Harry Potter and the Loose Puck |
prairiedogeric10 |
(3.35) |
1,408 |
2009-11-02 |
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description:
white headmaster
domain:
fansonit
fg image origin:
bettabomb
sound origin:
echoed
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| ?Ron sets the record straight |
prairiedogeric10 |
(3.36) |
2,093 |
2011-07-23 |
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description:
ytmnd
domain:
trolled
fg image origin:
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone (2001)
sound origin:
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone (2001)
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| ?Harry should have saved Dumbledore! |
elman |
(3.36) |
7,652 |
2005-07-16 |
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description:
Hey, you have to captitalize on these fads in anyway you can.
domain:
harrydarksoul
fg image origin:
Harry Potter
sound origin:
Devil May Cry
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|
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| ?Harry Potter 2 BJM Remix |
westifer |
(3.36) |
5,263 |
2005-11-30 |
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description:
This is a Harry Potter remix with a little clip from a special favorite movie of mine.
domain:
harrypotterbjm
fg image origin:
ytmnd harry potter 2 remix kudos
sound origin:
bjm moviewav site
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| ?(nsfw) Harry Potter For Kidz© |
Kacen |
(3.36) |
1,465 |
2008-06-11 |
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description:
domain:
harrypotterforkidz
fg image origin:
sound origin:
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| ?Quidditch, Anyone? |
maguamaru |
(3.36) |
2,930 |
2005-09-06 |
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description:
That man is not joking about quidditch.
domain:
quidditchanyone
fg image origin:
tennisanyone.ytmnd.com + Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince
sound origin:
Nightwish - Ghost Love Score
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| ?Snape's Ready for Christmas |
PistolPat |
(3.36) |
1,258 |
2006-11-27 |
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description:
Snape can't wait for Christmas.
domain:
SnapeHOHOHO
fg image origin:
Harry Potter
sound origin:
Alan Rickman
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| ?Epic Harry Potter Spoiler |
youaredume |
(3.36) |
2,558 |
2007-07-17 |
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description:
Sorry :(
domain:
dontlettonyseethis
fg image origin:
The internets
sound origin:
The Price is Right
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| ?Sally Shine and the Rainbow Stalin Dance Party |
lpgunit |
(3.36) |
4,045 |
2009-11-18 |
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description:
I guess it had something to do with the Harry Potter loudspeaker fad, right?
domain:
sallyshinerave
fg image origin:
Tower of Terror (1997) + editing
sound origin:
The Similou - All This Love + editing
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| ?Harry Potter and the Knob Turned to Bob |
prairiedogeric10 |
(3.36) |
1,298 |
2010-01-20 |
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description:
I made this site for someone so ignore it if you hate it.
domain:
turnyourknobtobob
fg image origin:
Bettabomb
sound origin:
BOB 95 FM
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| ?Hermione is Harry's Sister! |
SultanTravi |
(3.37) |
8,582 |
2007-02-21 |
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description:
Harry Potter and Hermione Granger are really brother and sister.
domain:
harryhermione
fg image origin:
I made it
sound origin:
Requiem
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| ?DUMBLEDOOR DIES IN BOOK SIX |
Captain-L337 |
(3.37) |
2,225 |
2007-11-09 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
dumbledoordies
fg image origin:
harry potter
sound origin:
harry potter
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| ?Harry Potter Blues |
DrCrawford |
(3.38) |
2,551 |
2005-07-19 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
Potterblues
sound origin:
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| ?RUBBER BISCUIT |
RodeoQueen |
(3.38) |
1,613 |
2005-09-09 |
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description:
biscuit rubber blues harry potter awsome cool ect porn
domain:
RubberBiscuit
sound origin:
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| ?Harry Potter: The Lost Chapter |
bahamutchocobo3 |
(3.38) |
4,882 |
2006-01-15 |
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description:
Bullseye!
domain:
hptlc
fg image origin:
The Internet
sound origin:
Order of the Phoenix Audiobook
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| ?Harry Potter Domain Grabbing Day: Nagini |
prairiedogeric10 |
(3.38) |
1,885 |
2009-07-15 |
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description:
Nagini.ytmnd.com
domain:
Nagini
fg image origin:
myspace
sound origin:
AT&T Charles
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| ?Harry Potter had ONE weakness... |
whatistaconazi |
(3.38) |
4,668 |
2005-12-11 |
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description:
Harry Potter had ONE weakness...
domain:
harrypotterweakness
sound origin:
YTMND.com
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| ?Harry Potter Learns to Write |
Goose227 |
(3.38) |
1,962 |
2006-02-05 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
harrypotterwrites
sound origin:
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| ?Hermione's Secret |
scrotum |
(3.39) |
14,947 |
2006-04-12 |
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description:
Lost in the depths of Hell - it has returned. A YTMND.com without a hermionesecret is no YTMND.com at all. AKA: Site was deleted a while ago and is back.
domain:
hermionesecret
fg image origin:
Harry Potter 3
sound origin:
Brian Peppers
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