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(CNN)Michael Cohen served loyally as Donald Trump's right-hand man for more than a decade, taking care of anything and everything the New York real estate baron needed to get done. On November 8, 2016, Cohen's stock suddenly soared: He was now the personal attorney to the President-elect of the United States, with unique understanding of a man that everyone was scrambling to get access to. Cohen quickly got to work. According to multiple people familiar with Cohen's conduct following the election, he aggressively pitched himself to potential clients, reminding them of his proximity to the most powerful man in the world. Those efforts landed Cohen lucrative consulting deals. New reporting this week revealed that in the months following the 2016 election, Cohen received hundreds of thousands of dollars from powerful entities based in and outside of the United States. "I don't know who's been representing you, but you should fire them all. I'm the guy you should hire. I'm closest to the President. I'm his personal lawyer," was how one GOP strategist described Cohen's sales pitch. One company that Cohen immediately sought out was pharmaceutical giant Novartis. "He was shopping himself around," a source familiar told CNN. Cohen would ultimately land a one-year contract with the firm by promising access to the White House on health care policy. Inside Michael Cohen's aggressive pitch promising access to Trump By MJ Lee, Javier De Diego, Sarah Westwood, Marshall Cohen, Gloria Borger, Sara Murray and Dana Bash, CNN Updated 6:33 PM ET, Wed May 9, 2018 Anderson Cooper: It seems moronic for Cohen Current Time 0:16 / Duration Time 1:49 Now Playing Anderson Cooper: It... WASHINGTON, DC - DECEMBER 13: U.S. Deputy Attorney General Rod Rosenstein testifies during a a House Judiciary Committee hearing on December 13, 2017 in Washington, DC. (Photo by Zach Gibson/Getty Images) Rosenstein to Trump: You're not a target Attorney Michael Cohen arrives to Trump Tower for meetings with President-elect Donald Trump on December 16, 2016 in New York. FBI raids Trump lawyer Michael Cohen's office Who is Michael Cohen? Attorney Michael Cohen arrives at Trump Tower for meetings with President-elect Donald Trump on December 16, 2016 in New York. Michael Cohen talks FBI raid with Don Lemon avenatti michael cohen trump fixer Avenatti: Trump picked the wrong 'fixer' Michael Avenatti newday 2 04092018 Avenatti: Trump shot himself in the foot trump hot mic billy bush video bus exit Times Trump accepted the 'Access Hollywood' tape Michael Cohen and Stormy Daniels Stormy Daniels sues Cohen for defamation Now Playing Anderson Cooper: It seems moronic for Cohen rudy giuliani fox news Giuliani: Trump repaid Cohen for Stormy payment Trump: No knowledge of Stormy Daniels payment Stormy Daniels attorney Avenatti Stormy lawyer: Trump won't serve out his term michael avenatti 04262018 Stormy's lawyer: Trump implicated himself Trump: Cohen case doesn't have to do with me Michael Cohen walks down the sidewalk in New York, Wednesday, April 11, 2018. (AP/Seth Wenig) Michael Cohen under criminal investigation

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He was an American politician who served as the 40th governor of Louisiana from 1928 to 1932 and as a United States senator from 1932 until his assassination in 1935. He was a left-wing populist member of the Democratic Party and rose to national prominence during the Great Depression for his vocal criticism of President Franklin D. Roosevelt and his New Deal, which Long deemed insufficiently radical. As the political leader of Louisiana, he commanded wide networks of supporters and often took forceful action. A controversial figure, Long is celebrated as a populist champion of the poor or, conversely, denounced as a fascist demagogue. Long was born in the impoverished north of Louisiana in 1893. After working as a traveling salesman and briefly attending three colleges, he was admitted to the bar in Louisiana. Following a short career as an attorney, in which he frequently represented poor plaintiffs, Long was elected to the Louisiana Public Service Commission. As Commissioner, he prosecuted large corporations such as Standard Oil, a lifelong target of his rhetorical attacks. After Long successfully argued before the U.S. Supreme Court, Chief Justice and former president William Howard Taft praised him as "the most brilliant lawyer who ever practiced before the United States Supreme Court". After a failed 1924 campaign, Long appealed to the sharp economic and class divisions in Louisiana to win the 1928 gubernatorial election. Once in office, he expanded social programs, organized massive public works projects, such as a modern highway system and the tallest capitol building in the nation, and proposed a cotton holiday. Through political maneuvering, Long became the political boss of Louisiana. He was impeached in 1929 for abuses of power, but the proceedings collapsed in the State Senate. His opponents argued his policies and methods were unconstitutional and authoritarian. At its climax, Long's political opposition organized a minor insurrection in 1935. Long was elected to the U.S. Senate in 1930 but did not assume his seat until 1932. He established himself as an isolationist, arguing that Standard Oil and Wall Street orchestrated American foreign policy. He was instrumental in securing Roosevelt's 1932 nomination but split with him in 1933, becoming a prominent critic of his New Deal. As an alternative, he proposed the Share Our Wealth plan in 1934. To stimulate the economy, he advocated massive federal spending, a wealth tax, and wealth redistribution. These proposals drew widespread support, with millions joining local Share Our Wealth clubs. Poised for a 1936 presidential bid, Long was assassinated by Carl Weiss inside the Louisiana State Capitol in 1935. His assassin was immediately shot and killed by Long's bodyguards. Although Long's movement faded, Roosevelt adopted many of his proposals in the Second New Deal, and Louisiana politics would be organized along anti- or pro-Long factions until the 1960s. He left behind a political dynasty that included his wife, Senator Rose McConnell Long; his son, Senator Russell B. Long; and his brother, Governor Earl Long, among others. Share Our Wealth was a movement that began in February 1934, during the Great Depression, by Huey Long, a governor and later United States Senator from Louisiana. "Every Man a King" is a song cowritten by Louisiana's Governor and United States Senator Huey Long and Castro Carazo. Long was known for his political slogan "Every man a king," which is also the title of his 1933 autobiography and the catch-phrase of his Share Our Wealth proposal during the Great Depression.

HueyLong

https://www.hueylong.com/life-times/entry-politics.php

https://www.deviantart.com/americanunionstate18/art/Huey-Long-of-the-AUS-943095692

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UePByx_jq44

Cat on old mans keyboard, must have died because this is what he saw

Catonoldmankeyboard

http://whatyouseewhenyoudie.ytmnd.com/

jean-jaques perrey-Brazilian Flower

Kevin's date wasn't going so well. He was mumbling incoherently and fidgeting alot. So he did what any man in his position would do: He recited a poem about love and mayonnaise in a last ditch effort to win the lady's heart.

MayonnaiseMix

Confessions of a Matchmaker

Missy Elliot - Work It + CoaM

no description given.

pokeheman

hes all man

eatsvultures

google

ytmnd

There were bulges in those action-figure-pants of theirs for a reason. I hear they met up at the buddy-booths in Castle GraySkull. And boy did those two have "sword fights", if you know what I mean. Gay, gay, gay.

he-manbrokeback

www.pyzam.com

Soundbyte from "Secret Lovers" by Atlantic Starr

Terrell Owens recieves the TriForce from an unknown man... Rumor has it he did sit-ups after reciving it

owenstriforce

www.terrellowens.com

This is the villian from Team America World Police. He is a very funny character. Kim jong ll is a small man and has big glasses.

kimjongll

Good ol' days when N. gonorrheae was still susceptible to penicillin. Today it's immune. Also, Paul is now only half the man he used to be. Really a cruel disease.

penicillinpwnsgonorrheanomore

Internets

The Beatles, you fool

On the $1,000,000 Price is Right Spectacular, this man won over $20,000 playing Plinko. He was excited.

plinkofever

Extracted myself

Extracted myself

you know it was coming... I just HAD to. Now don't be critical of the song, I just slapped together some songs I felt represented the scene depicted. LOL

hemanzidane

hemanteela.ytmnd.com, World Cup Zidane Head Butt

He-Man, Volare by Domenico Modugno, & La Marseillaise (French Na

no description given.

modest

uncited

uncited

For up to 5 years, my friends and I have been talking to this man on the Internet. No, he's not a troll, because he's not that smart, and it's been going on for so long: practically every day. And now we present our saga to you, the Internet.

metaldragon12000

Google, MS Paint and MS Gif Animator

AT&T TTS, Google and findsounds.com

This man is about to die, so he sees catonakeyboardinspace

thismanisabouttodie

http://mangod.ytmnsfw.com/ + http://whatyouseewhenyoudie.ytmnd.c

http://whatyouseewhenyoudie.ytmnd.com/

He's the man now, dog.

iamthemannowdog

ytmnd

ytmnd

Psych! This is actually a film still from the set of the new lifetime original film strip entitled, "Ghostbusters 3: This time they actually ARE exterminators!" And yes it is one hell of a cockroach, bite yer head off man, as you can imagine. George Cloony does a cameo where the "sterminators" (short for exterminators) are balls busy in a termite invested outhouse, when he walks in to take a shit and Venkman puts down his beer and says, "Shit man, you got like a rat on your head." Cloony says, "WTF I thought it was something. Would you mind hitting me with one of them protons?" "Sorry dude, best I can do is spray it in the eyes with this weed killer. but it's probly just piss it off real bad and well you'd be in trouble." "I don't care damnit just give me the damn treatment!" Then Louis steps in and says, "Hey you, you can't talk to the Orkin Man that way!", and throws a yellow corn chip with really hot nacho cheese on it right in the mink's eyes and it goes crazy. Cloony runs out with shit running down his leg. The termites eat his brain. It's really gay though because he comes back at the end of the movie and he's like, "Oh hey guys, turns out the stink of hot cheese and the smell of human shit was too much for the little guy and he ran off. So I have like a court order here for you guys to get sued by me, so you guys gotta go to court and face that judge, you remember, from Ghostbusters 2, and he's gonna like, throw the book or whatever. They all just looked at each other and there was a long silence, and then a bunch of termites started eating through his stomach from the inside. He was dead that time for sure. Should be a good movie, it's gonna be shown in Cloony-Vision whatever that is.

punxsutawney

I wish I could be everywhere there's people doing art.

That way I can prevent them from being titillated or aroused or in any way confused by the counter-culture.

HE REALLY GONE N DONE IT NOW. UPON EATING HOLY GRAIL OW ENDS IT ALL. WHAT WILL COME OF OW: A ONE MAN FAD.

ORSONWELLESEATSAPOCALYPSE

cut out animation of google and wikipedia images

war of the worlds broadcast

You only need 1 man for the win. The right kind of man. Chuck can't be the president, because he had already been so, for 240 yoears

huckabeewin

hmm....googled it...dunno...some mexican server :)

Chuck said he will kill me if i say!

He-man and Teela see the base of most YTMNDs.

Hemanandteelaseetext

hemanteela.ytmnd.com

hemanteela.ytmnd.com

cosplay is gay

nowhesaman

internet

DVDA - now youre a man

the big J man jesus has huge pectorals so he can defeate the evil forces of satan and alanis.

thebigjman

Got this idea after seeing the success of the Robo-Man ytmnd where he says "Now I will kill you"

edwoodgreatness

koolaid man is back with a vingence and he's not taking hostages.

koolaidman2newartist

He's a happy man.

cagesmiling

eonline.com... =\

Covenant - Happy Man

he's a very direct, very passionate, very assertive man...

dimitridating

me!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c06pinaKl8o

Moon man can create them whenever, wherever he desires

moonmangames

outer space

super nova explosions

Moon Man writes a Malcolm in the Middle fanfic. He is an expert author.

moonmanfanfic

Moon Man's computer writer.

Moon Man reading his work.

moon man hates kids so he decides to set an orphangange on fire to kill all the kids there.moon man likes burning things

moonmanfire

moon man gets down with principal wartz from hey arnold and has a duet with him singing I WILL PREVAIL

moon man is a homicial maniac who likes burning things kkkk

song-i will prevail artist-principal wartz from hey arnold

When life is just so good.

blissedout

watermelon man just spittin cuz he don't care

whatever dot gif

EFK Unlimited remix