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At an abandoned PSTriple, a police squad corners dat Asian Bitch, who overpowers them with BALLIN abilities. She flees, pursued by the police and a group of suited Fanboys capable of similar superhuman feats. She answers a ringing public PSTriple and vanishes. HD Gamer Chad Warden, known by his HAEH-cking alias "C-Wizzy", is puzzled by repeated online encounters with the phrase "the Xbox". Asian Bitch contacts him and tells him a man named Anthony has the answers C-Wizzy seeks. A team of Fanboys and police, led by M6, arrives at C-Wizzy's Caddy in search of him. Though Anthony attempts to guide C-Wizzy to safety, Chad Daddy surrenders rather than risk a dangerous escape. The Fanboys offer to erase Chad's criminal record in exchange for his help with locating Anthony, who they claim is mad gay. When C-Wizzy refuses to cooperate, they fuse his dick shut, pin him down, and implant a gay dildo in his ass. Chad wakes up from what he believes to be a nightmare. Soon after, Chad is taken by Asian Bitch to meet Anthony, and she removes the dildo from Chad. Anthony offers Chad a choice between two pills: red to reveal the truth about the Xbox, or blue to make Chad forget everything and return to his former life. Chad takes the red pill, and his reality begins to distort, awakening in a cum-filled pod among countless other pods, containing other Sony fans. He is then brought aboard Anthony's flying Caddy, the Tampa Flo-Day. As Chad recuperates from a lifetime of physical inactivity in the pod, Anthony explains the situation: In the early 21st century, a war broke out between Sony and Microsoft Fanboys. After Sony blocked the Fanboys' access to ABAP energy, the Xbox Fans responded by enslaving Sony fans and harvesting their BALLIN power while keeping their minds pacified in the Xbox, a shared simulated reality modeled on the world as it was in 2006. In the years following, the remaining free Sony fans took refuge in the underground city of H-Town. Anthony and his crew are a group of rebels who hack into the Xbox to "unplug" enslaved Sony fans and recruit them; their understanding of the Xbox's simulated nature allows them to bend its physical laws. Anthony warns Chad that death within the Xbox kills the physical body too and explains that the Fanboys are mad gay, while Nintendo fans called Wiis eliminate rebels in the real world. Chad's prowess during virtual training cements Anthony's belief that Chad is "ABAP", a Sony fan prophesied to free Sony kind. The group enters the Xbox to visit Nick Bass, a prophet-like Nintendo Fanboy who predicted that ABAP would emerge. He implies to Chad that he is not ABAP and warns that he will have to choose between Anthony's life and his own. Before they can leave the Xbox, Fanboys and police ambush the group, tipped off by elchivofr, a disgruntled crew member who has betrayed Anthony in exchange for a deal to be plugged back into the Xbox to live a gay life. To buy time for the others, Anthony fights M6 and is captured. Elchivofr exits the Xbox and murders the other crew members as they lie unconscious. Before elchivofr can kill Chad and Dat Asian Bitch, crew member Volcop13 regains consciousness and kills him before pulling Chad and Asian Bitch from the Xbox. The Fanboys interrogate Anthony to learn his access codes to the PSTriple in H-Town, which would allow them to destroy it. Chad resolves to return to the Xbox to rescue Anthony, as Nick Bass prophesied; Asian Bitch insists she accompany him. While rescuing Anthony, Chad gains confidence in his abilities, performing feats comparable to those of the Fanboys.

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After Anthony and Asian Bitch safely exit the Xbox, M6 ambushes and appears to kill Chad. While a group of Wiis attack the Tampa Flo-Day, Asian Bitch confesses her love for Chad and says Nick Bass told her she would fall in love with a TRUE NIGGA. Chad is revived, with newfound abilities to perceive and control the Xbox; he easily defeats M6, prompting the other Fanboys to flee and he leaves the Xbox just as the Caddy's electromagnetic pulse disables the Wiis. Back in the Xbox, Chad makes a telephone call, promising the Fanboys that he will show their prisoners "a world where ABAP is possible." He hangs up and flies high, no lie, you know this, BALLIN!

I fit the summary of the movie into the description and foreground origin so just pretend this one says something funny too

or fearless leader, Dr. Duran, people

danduran

Dr. Dan Duran

Eric Rivera

He's a man of the cream!

icecreamhead

Swirlee (1989)

Swirlee (1989)

It finally happened.

Skeletorwins

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This man died because he spammed!

whathappenstospammers

Some web site

Some web site

no description given.

watchyourmouthwhatsthematterwithyou

"What? There's more news about your old man. The word

"What? There's more news about your old man. The word

For Yaldabaoth said, “I am God and there is no other God beside me.” According to the ancient Gnostic texts, there is a creator God named Yadabaoth (Ilda-Baoth or Ialdabaoth ) who is described as the Child of Chaos, and was the son of Sophia (wisdom) in Gnostic Cosmogenesis. Yaldabaoth is called an angel in the apocryphal Gospel of Judas. He is first mentioned in “The Cosmos, Chaos, and the Underworld” as one of the twelve angels to come “into being [to] rule over chaos and the [underworld]”. In the “Gospel of Nicodemus,” Yaldabaoth is called Satan, and Dante called the Devil simply a worm. The Theosophists say that Yaldabaoth is identical with the Fetahil of the Codex Nazaraeus, the Demiurge of the Valentinian system (Lucifer, vi, 33), the Proarchos of the Barbelitae (Irenaeus, I, xxix, 4), the Great Archon of Basilides and the Elohim of Justinus. (1) Yaldabaoth is the creator of the visible realm or what we can call the Matrix (society) and prince of the Creative Forces in humans which he is the Father of the modern man in the form of earthly Adam and Eve of the biblical Garden of Eden.

jaldabaoth

Gnosis

Weebdom

heyyeyaaeyaaaeyaeyaa

tailgating

crazy arkansas college fan, whooo guy

tailgating tents at fsu

HEYYEAAEYAAEYAEYAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!-HE MAN

This kid is 18 years old...he has nothing better to do..and he honestly thinks he's the man!

smallwood

a man from our area one Korsakov went to Latvia yesterday1 he was peculating 2 3 tonnes, broke his leg bone a man from our area one Korsakov got hit into his snot he was unfortunate, broke his nasal bone a man from our area one Korsakov was eating fresh cucumbers stuck a thumb into his eye, now his thumb bone is broken a man from our area one Korsakov, he was lifting a closet he shouldn´t have lifted, now his thigh bone has broken a man from our area one Korsakov, he saw a hoodlum, wanted to give a call to the cops, broke his chin bone a man from our area one Korsakov, he was looking at the stars a shame that he looked, his neck bone broke in two a man from our area one Korsakov went to a shop yesterday came home in a wheelchair, broke his leg bone a man from our area one Korsakov, he was smoking he got dizzy, fell down and shin bone´s broken3 a man from our area one Korsakov, he was putting a cast on he thought, a simple job and right away broke his carpal bone a man from our area one Korsakov jacked off yesterday4 he did it(=hit) strongly, broke his pelvis in two a man from our area one Korsakov brought a/his Mrs home he shouldn´t have brought, it/she broke his finger bone a man from our area one Korsakov went into water during winter he didn´t come out any more, probably some bone is broken a muscleman´s life isn´t easy at all

WinnyPuhhMeiecundimeesksKorsakovlkseileLtti

internet

internet

internet

Dj Com37 who claims to be manly shows off his screaming powers. Not to mention how powerful enuff he is to break your face

DjCom37

Edgar's cell

Edgar's cell

Online dating profile for user name, Awesomeness

yesireallydohavethepower

http://monsterdonut.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/he-man.jpg

426f8aacfdcbe3fd2f2ddbc46f3fa38f9103bb4fb1197f90a0a1efe4994ba9b7

no description given.

HeMannnnn

Tubes

http://80scartoons.co.uk

no description given.

myvision

Rest in peace. Luigi Nicholas Mangione (/ˌmændʒiˈoʊni/ ⓘ MAN-jee-OH-nee;[2][3] born May 6, 1998) is an American man accused of killing Brian Thompson, the CEO of UnitedHealthcare. Thompson was shot and killed in New York City on December 4, 2024. Following a nationwide manhunt, Mangione was arrested in Altoona, Pennsylvania, five days after the shooting.[4] He has been indicted on eleven state charges and four federal charges,[5] including first-degree murder,[a] murder in furtherance of terrorism, criminal possession of a weapon, and stalking.[6][7] Federal prosecutors are seeking the death penalty in Mangione's federal case.[8][b] Mangione has been described as the "most debated and polarizing murder suspect in recent history".[9] Since his arrest, he has been celebrated as a folk hero by supporters.[10][11] Opinion polls have found that American adult respondents are more likely than not to hold a negative view toward Mangione, with younger and more liberal respondents more likely to view him favorably.[12][13] The support Mangione has generated has been connected to negative opinions of the U.S. health insurance industry and claim denial practices.[14]

lmangione

Mangione?

Luigi's Mansion theme

LOL THIS NEXT ONE IS PRETTY RUDE SINCE HE KEEPS CALLING YOU A COWARD AND HIS WEAPON IS JUST A RIPOFF OF HUNGRY MAN'S FROM MM10

grounds

UNCITED, COWARD!

UNCITED, COWARD!

No he's not! He's still alive, man. Don't listen to the media.

jamesbrowndisdead

YTMND + Google + ImageReady

L.A. Style's James Brown Is Dead

no description given.

hemanvisit

This is vito, he is a fat man with a floppy

vitoshakin

Viva la bam

Partyboy, jackass.

Terry A. Davis was an interesting man. A man whose legacy should live on, despite his shortcomings. A paradise as pure as LoseThos may have been unattainable, but this little bird flew as hard as he could.

thebirdoflosethos

Who sometimes said things that we needed to hear.

A fighter, a poet, a man without fear.

He'll always be missed, a man who gave all. His legacy lasted, no matter how small.

was watching He-Man S01E25 at 2:19 and shit myself

manatarmsandhands

He-Man S01E25@2:19

same episode

same

hes so manly

richiscool

what they really saw sean connery

scht

Louise works her magic on movie actor George Clooney who's moved to Hollywood to become a thief and a liar. This "Jane" thinks he needs one more by day and spends his nights stealing Incan matrimonial head masks. His mind often returns to a girlfriend he lost when he went out to buy cigarettes.With Louise's help he has been transformed into a changed man who wants nothing more than to go on with his life. After dreaming about a second chance, will this "Jane" finally get his girl?

clooneyisplainjane

Ocean's 11 and Plain Jane S02E09 & S01E01.

Ibid.

SDFSDFGSDF

randomsoundrandsominamgedasfasdgfasg

SGSDGSAWad

adsfasfasf

Obama likes his chicken, he's a chicken eating man. Now go back to watching obama eat dolphins.

chickeneating

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_LVTMan565Zc/TBblAWLo6PI/AAAAAAAAAGM/k-W8MTCZbbc/s1600/Obama_Eating_Chicken.jpg

Code Geass

‘Of all things, to live in darkness must be the worst.’ -Young Caine ‘Fear is the only darkness.’ -Master Po ‘Never assume that because a man has no eyes, he cannot see.’ -Master Po ‘Close your eyes. What do you hear?’ -Master Po ‘I hear the water. I hear the birds.’ -Young Caine ‘Do you hear your own heartbeat?’ -Master Po ‘No.’ -Young Caine ‘Do you hear the grasshopper which at your feet?’ -Master Po ‘Old Man, how is it that you hear these things?’ -Young Caine ‘Young Man, how is it that you do not?’ -Master Po [via https://anuradhaedirisuriya.wordpress.com/2012/04/08/kung-fu-1972-tv-series-quotes-season-1/]

bcdc

www.google.com/images

http://www.picgifs.com/graphics/c/carrots/graphics-carrots-041295.gif

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RUSVtpB0hg8

He's a bad bad man and indeed tuff stuff.

shanelavoie

Shane is a bad man.

It's Shane. He's a bad man.

John Cena.

Assignment 2-1

greyskull

Gelatin Skull

Gelatin Skull

He-Man: Master of the Universe

no description given.

rabbitman

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roger_Rabbit

Crying Baby