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Devil May Cry + MGS2

Devil May Cry + MGS1

Abducted as a child in Hanoi by a black market adoption agency, Chinaman was sold to an American buyer. After arriving in New York, he became the subject of discrimination, and, after running away from his foster parents, went to the city's Chinatown. He would boast that he was "more Chinese than the Chinese" and hated America and New York City with a passion. Chinaman later became a Navy SEALs swimmer and a special effects artist who specialized in kung fu and chi kung, the latter of which he could use to control his body weight at will, allowing him to walk on water, walls, and ceilings. Chinaman was the most proficient swimmer in the SEALs, and held the world record for longest time spent under water by a person. He possessed a full body tattoo of a dragon, which apparently came to life upon contact with water. When the unit was liquidated in late 2008, Chinaman was among the members who were killed.

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Chinaman

MGS2 - Yell Dead Cell

MGS4 is the sixth canon Metal Gear game.

cemetary

MGS4

Gay Fuel

A pony is a small horse[1][2][3] (Equus ferus caballus). Depending on context, a pony may be a horse that is under an approximate or exact height at the withers, or a small horse with a specific conformation and temperament. There are many different breeds. Compared to other horses, ponies often exhibit thicker manes, tails and overall coat, as well as proportionally shorter legs, wider barrels, heavier bone, thicker necks, and shorter heads with broader foreheads. The word "pony" derives from the old French poulenet, meaning foal, a young, immature horse, but this is not the modern meaning; unlike a horse foal, a pony remains small when fully grown. However, on occasion, people who are unfamiliar with horses may confuse an adult pony with a foal. The ancestors of most modern ponies developed small stature due to living on the margins of livable horse habitat. These smaller animals were domesticated and bred for various purposes all over the northern hemisphere. Ponies were historically used for driving and freight transport, as children's mounts, for recreational riding, and later as competitors and performers in their own right. During the Industrial Revolution, particularly in Great Britain, a significant number were used as pit ponies, hauling loads of coal in the mines. Ponies are generally considered intelligent and friendly, though sometimes they also are described as stubborn or cunning. Properly trained ponies are appropriate mounts for children who are learning to ride. Larger ponies can be ridden by adults, as ponies are usually strong for their size. In modern use, many organizations define a pony as a mature horse that measures less than 14.2 hands (58 inches, 147 cm) at the withers, but there are a number of exceptions. Different organizations that use a strict measurement model vary from 14 hands (56 inches, 142 cm) to nearly 14.3 hands (59 inches, 150 cm). Many breeds classify an animal as either horse or pony based on pedigree and phenotype, no matter its height. Some full-sized horses may be called "ponies" for various reasons of tradition or as a term of endearment.

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Ponies originally developed as a landrace adapted to a harsh natural environment, and were considered part of the "draft" subtype typical of Northern Europe. At one time, it was hypothesized that they may have descended from a wild "draft" subspecies of Equus ferus.[6] Studies of mitochondrial DNA (which is passed on though the female line) indicate that a large number of wild mares have contributed to modern domestic breeds;[7][8] in contrast, studies of y-DNA (passed down the male line) suggest that there was possibly just one single male ancestor of all domesticated breeds.[9] Domestication of the horse probably first occurred in the Eurasian steppes with horses of between 13 hands (52 inches, 132 cm) to over 14 hands (56 inches, 142 cm),[10] and as horse domestication spread, the male descendents of the original stallion went on to be bred with local wild mares.[9][10]

Michael Westen: My name is Michael Westen. I used to be a spy. Until... voice on phone: We got a burn notice on you. You're blacklisted. Michael Westen: When you're burned, you've got nothing: no cash, no credit, no job history. You're stuck in whatever city they decide to dump you in. Michael Westen: Where am I? Fiona Glenanne: Miami. Michael Westen: You do whatever work comes your way. You rely on anyone who's still talking to you. A trigger-happy ex-girlfriend... Fiona Glenanne: Shall we shoot them? Michael Westen: An old friend who used to inform on you to the FBI... Sam Axe: You know spies... bunch of bitchy little girls. Michael Westen: Family too... Sam Axe: Hey, is that your Mom again? Michael Westen: ... if you're desperate. Madeline Westen: Someone needs your help, Michael! Michael Westen: Bottom line? Until you figure out who burned you... you're not going anywhere.

The United States Pony Club defines "pony" to be any mount that is ridden by a member regardless of its breed or size. Persons up to 25 years old are eligible for membership, and some of the members' "ponies" actually are full-size horses.

Sup Gurl Im Full Purps Couldn't Kill Ra-Den on last week prior to 5.4... Easiest boss in ToT.

illidanfail

Self created

Youtube

They harden in response to physical trauma.

nanomachinesson

Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance

Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance

When you are listening to a progressive song with timing changes between every measure.

EpicDjent

N/A

B Equals D from Bulb's Soundcloud page.

No dimension is safe from the ultrafaggot homoterrestrials.

afaggotfromanotherdimension

MGS2, FFIX

Metal Gear Solid 4: Guns of the Patriots - White Blood

stoled give me tel me how to make music or at least how to use the buttons then ill stop doign this

fjfjjfjfj

who would it help if i gave the location of this?

stoled so its ok when i say that though right

Vote 5, please.

subwayprairiedog

Subway Prairie Dog

Metal Gear 20th Anniversary - Zanzibar Breeze

I don't really care about Sonic being in Project X Zone, and I'm not against anyone who wanted Sonic in the game, but since he's part of Sega and Sega plays a major role for this game... Yeah. This is also the first Project X Zone related YTMND made.

projectxzone

Project X Zone wallpaper

Project X Zone Japanese Opening - Yoko Takahashi - Wing Wanderer (full version)

They're made of metal. Get it? Thanks.

metalachi

Owner

Metalachi.com

Space Fucker and his Skeleton buddy become lost within the dreaded cheese caves below Castle Werewolfia.

grobneckvernorsspibficker

Jack Daniels

Crown Royal

Metal Slug X - Back to China; Altered Beast; BMSR - I Think I'm Evil

Probably most funny to the Amish...

itsephratadumbass

Googled it.

Super Mario World Yoshi's World Map 1 music Full Metal Jacket It's inspired by marioride.ytmnd.com but I liked the pitch of pooequals.ytmnd.com. Mixed it myself in audacity, so there.

regret

jarrettsregret

internet

internet

rap metal

I don't think I win the contest, therefore this is a message from me to Max on what I think he must do in order to restore YTMND's greatness! Here's the news post where Max said he would never add the Faceboot thing to YTMND: http://ytmnd.com/news/78

reactionary

me

Metal Gear Solid 2 OST - Free to Decide

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fullmetalmarv

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MARINERS COLLEGE NIGHT. DO SOMETHING CRAZY.

collegenight

I Googled the dude that caught a home run with his full beer.

I Googled "Mariners logo"

It's a cut version of Asher Roth's classic, "I Love College"

Jeff Hanneman, guitarist from the Heavy Metal band Slayer, died today.

RIPJeffHanneman

Jeff Hanneman

Jeff Hanneman

Jeff Hanneman

Dude bangs chick to thrash metal

ballsdeepinthrash

Some page on Encyclopedia Dramatica... can't remember which one

genocideband @ YouTube.com

Metal Cats

metal-cats

Cats

Mashup I made. http://soundcloud.com/jhsounds/fragments-of-time

fragmentsoftime

Google image search

mashup I made featuring Daft Punk and Todd Edwards. Download full track here http://soundcloud.com/jhsounds/fragments-of-time

YTMND's full of spaghetti!

spaghetti91

iron lady

iron

Unlike Max's servers, this YTMND delivers.

heavymetalgearsolid

Metal Gear

Metal Gear + edits

Al Gore invented the wayback machine too.

goreismetal

dedcat

Gwar: Gor Gor

Every girl needs a pair of pumps. The YTMND is Sharon Needles from Rupaul's Drag Race with a shopping cart full of pumps. The song in the background is a clip from Erickatoure's song "My Pumps".

mypumps

The image of a woman with a shopping cart was provided by my classmate Edward V. Image of pumps provided by: http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-GgN9N1rCd7s/TkFk6lE2_fI/AAAAAAAAFPI/hWCXG2b0tPU/s1600/PileShoes.jpg The gif of Sharon Needles is provided by lipsyncforyourlife.tumblr.com

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Erikatoure - My Pumps

Maybe you should get a job in the supermarket slicing cold cuts with a Puerto Rican.

enjoyyourwaffles

full house

pigs in space

Kids Head Bang with Heavy Metal Bear at the Zoo.

HeavyMetalBearKids

Tumblr

FlashKit

Raiden is still gay.

highfrequencydildo

Advice PSA Guy

Advice PSA Guy speaks

Because fuck you that's why.

heknowsall

Reddit.

Reddit.

Copyright-free metal on youtube.