| ?NAVY SEAL |
superawesome6 |
(3.36) |
10,473 |
2015-01-27 |
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description:
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
domain:
navyseal
fg image origin:
reddit
sound origin:
from https://www.youtube.com/user/BruceWillakers
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| ?Metal Gear Pizza Delivery (Surfboard style) |
Len-Ryman |
(4.13) |
10,467 |
2006-06-22 |
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description:
MGS 0: Pizza
domain:
BigBossPizza
fg image origin:
Game Informer Magazine
sound origin:
The Beach Boys
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| ?Banana Stickers are METAL ! |
Bondo |
(3.67) |
10,431 |
2006-09-22 |
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description:
Banana stickers are METAL !
domain:
bananastickersaremetal
fg image origin:
metalocalypse
sound origin:
Dethklok - INNER CHILD TIED AND BEATEN IN MY TRUNK
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| ?Metal Gear 4: The Angelic Diablo |
Lukey2k5 |
(2.94) |
10,408 |
2005-08-19 |
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description:
Metal Gear Solid 4: The Angelic Diablo
domain:
mgs4hardy
fg image origin:
I made it
sound origin:
I made it
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| ?(nsfw) WOW is serious Black Metal! |
AlexZima |
(2.73) |
10,399 |
2005-08-01 |
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description:
This is a tribute to the greatest online game conversaision ever, thank you World of Warcraft dweeb for being my muse
domain:
blackmetalwow
fg image origin:
Rammstein video
sound origin:
Alex Zima and WOW dweeb
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| ?Green Day love Full House |
MattressMan |
(3.93) |
10,394 |
2009-05-10 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
greendayfullhouse
fg image origin:
citing sources is now required for all assets. if you dont remem
sound origin:
Green Day - 21 Guns, sort of
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| ?Metal Gear - Solid Snake Bones Mei Ling |
MrSeksi |
(2.64) |
10,371 |
2005-03-30 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
solidsnakebonesmeiling
sound origin:
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| ?Cookie Monster gets Angry |
Barbados |
(3.77) |
10,357 |
2006-07-10 |
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description:
One day, Cookie Monster got really angry and started listening to Death Metal. Afterwards, he decided to pursue hate, death, hell, darkness, evil, fire, brimstone, and destruction.
domain:
CookieMonsterAngry
fg image origin:
Homemade
sound origin:
Kataclysm - In Shadows and Dust
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| ?Moskau survived hair metal! |
dirtclaw |
(3.73) |
10,355 |
2005-06-05 |
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description:
Moskau Moskau Moskau
domain:
moskaumetal
fg image origin:
internet
sound origin:
internet
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| ?Full Metal Jacket |
DonKarnage |
(3.88) |
10,339 |
2006-08-13 |
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description:
Scene from full metal jacket
domain:
Fullmetalqueer
fg image origin:
full metal jacket
sound origin:
full metal jacket
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| ?Metal Gear Brak (static fixed) |
Brooklyn |
(3.74) |
10,324 |
2005-05-21 |
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description:
Brak has lost his beloved Hippo!
domain:
mgbrak
sound origin:
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| ?Dartmnd * HARD MODE UNLOCKED! * (Esc to st... |
frenchbreadpizza |
(3.86) |
10,323 |
2010-04-12 |
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description:
As some have complained that [site dart:site] wasn't challenging enough, here is Dartmnd: Hard. Same rules as before: Hit the bullseye and be a winnar! May run like crap on slower computers.
domain:
dart2
fg image origin:
Funtime!
bg image origin:
Excitement!
sound origin:
Shenmue
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| ?Metal Gear Sherman |
Chiyoumen |
(3.81) |
10,308 |
2007-03-08 |
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description:
EDIBLE ROACHES DON'T CRAWWWWWWWLLLLLLLLLLL
domain:
metalgearsherman
fg image origin:
MGS2 + The Critic
sound origin:
MGS2 + The Critic
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| ?Sonic gives advice to Rouge the Bat |
TX2 |
(3.50) |
10,299 |
2006-08-13 |
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description:
This Quote taken from official Sonic Adventure 2 promotional material speaks for itself: "This fearless female bat is full of sex appeal knows how to get what she wants. She's a woman of of mystery, wild and sexy."
domain:
YujiUekawasucks
fg image origin:
Sonic Adventure 2 official art
sound origin:
Sonic Satam
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| ?Your Jacket Is Now Dry! |
jtreehorn |
(4.20) |
10,266 |
2005-11-20 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
jacketdry
fg image origin:
Back to the Future part II
sound origin:
Back to the Future part II
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| ?Stupid Metal Gear Solid Guards! |
Wolfmight |
(3.95) |
10,266 |
2006-01-08 |
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description:
MGS1's guards has some pretty bad hearing problems... The guards desirve a SLAP!
domain:
stupidmgs1guards
fg image origin:
Metal Gear Solid 1 (The new engine)
sound origin:
Classic Metal Gear Solid 1 sound effects
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| ?The Data Song |
RTF |
(3.97) |
10,225 |
2006-02-14 |
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description:
Somebody had to do it, may as well be me. (This clip is all I made, there is no "full song" like the Picard one has)
domain:
thedatasong
fg image origin:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Data_(Star_Trek)
sound origin:
Orbital - Halcyon & On & On ("Hackers" movie theme)
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| ?Cardboard Bach's? (Original Pachelbel Versi... |
AnYoNe |
(3.65) |
10,220 |
2006-01-09 |
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description:
Hey, it's what it sounded like to me! I know, I know, it isn't Bach, but what does that have to do with it?
domain:
mgsbachs
fg image origin:
edited Metal Gear images by yours truly
sound origin:
http://mgsbox.ytmnd.com/ + Pachelbel - Canon in D
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| ?Terminator thumping sounds come from... |
FrostedFlake |
(3.78) |
10,216 |
2006-11-17 |
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description:
This was one of those late night, full of pizza and drunk from beer, almost piss your pants funny thoughts, imagining the Terminator walking around, making the thumping sounds with his pecs.
domain:
terminatorthump
fg image origin:
The Terminator + my edits
sound origin:
The Terminator
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| ?Hot Topic puts the BLACK in black metal. |
finn |
(3.97) |
10,190 |
2005-12-05 |
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description:
BLACK metal
domain:
htblack
fg image origin:
Hot Topic
sound origin:
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| ?DOMAINGRABTMND: Captain Jean-Luc Picard of... |
Captain-L337 |
(3.30) |
10,175 |
2007-10-03 |
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description:
Another domain for the grabbing
domain:
captainjeanlucpicardoftheussenterprise
fg image origin:
it's picard, duh
sound origin:
Full darkmateria picard song
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| ?moskau vs. melodic metal vs. midi |
perse |
(3.69) |
10,158 |
2005-06-08 |
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description:
Made solely by me with Guitar Pro 4, and converted with some f*ckass program. My mother is so proud of me.
domain:
madewithgp4lolz
fg image origin:
michael angelo
sound origin:
ruho
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| ?It's a pizza cake! (full song) |
remix |
(4.18) |
10,142 |
2007-04-14 |
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description:
Stephanie likes pizza cake
domain:
pizzacake
fg image origin:
ytmnd + internets for pizza cake
sound origin:
me + ytmnd
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| ?(nsfw) Metal Gear Potter spoiler bookstore crash |
father-superior |
(3.40) |
10,129 |
2005-07-17 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
mgpsbc
sound origin:
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| ?VIRTUAL BOYtmnd (for the full effect place your ... |
keatonkeaton999 |
(4.24) |
10,065 |
2007-06-07 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
virtual-boytmnd
fg image origin:
me
sound origin:
me
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| ?Metal Gear Tourettes |
Schmitolf |
(4.09) |
10,051 |
2006-08-10 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
mgtourettes
fg image origin:
Google, tourettesguy.com
sound origin:
metalgearsolid.org
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| ?Donny and Marie INCEST backstage at Miss USA |
gamekid |
(3.65) |
10,023 |
2008-04-11 |
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description:
With big flopping tits like Marie's, who needs the swimsuit competition?
domain:
missusa
fg image origin:
Liveleak, YouTube (neither one had the full cellphone footage)
sound origin:
Marie's passionate moaning, Finger Eleven - Paralyzer
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| ?Metal Godzilla Solid |
Brooklyn |
(3.72) |
10,012 |
2005-05-21 |
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description:
Godzilla + Metal Gear Solid
domain:
zillasolid
sound origin:
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| ?Epic Remix Maneuver (With Full Epic Song) |
silveradoj442 |
(3.73) |
9,980 |
2006-09-15 |
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description:
Epic Maneuver Remix with more of that familiar song! Enjoy
domain:
Epicremix
fg image origin:
Various Epic Maneuver Ytmnd's :)
sound origin:
Nightwish - Ghost Love Score (Editied by me)
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| ?WHOSE RESPONSIBLE THIS??? |
authorised |
(4.07) |
9,949 |
2009-09-16 |
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description:
This is the Full text of Brickhousebunny21's outburst to the Topless Robot given the dramatic treatment. Full details can be found here: http://www.toplessrobot.com/2009/09/whose_responsible_this.php
domain:
whoseresponsiblethis
fg image origin:
http://www.toplessrobot.com/2009/09/whose_responsible_this.php
sound origin:
Recorded myself
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