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12 years ago I signed up for a one-month free trial of AOL (hey, we were all noobs once..) After that, i cancelled, having discovered how much AOL blows. 12 years later, they still send me CDs every month or so, asking me to come back to them.

aolpokemon

Hey Bob..... f*ck YOU!!!!

heybob

Hey look, this one isn't offensive or anything. Just cute.

stephanieisbadnews

Hey Yankees, you can take your apology and your trophy and shove it straight up your ass!

yankees

hey guyz its coool two make busch shoo sites rite?

wingtip

HEY, SEXY LADY. OP-OP-OP-OP, OPPAN GANGNAM STYLE.

GangnamStyling

This one time Bob-o-builder was like "hey i don't like pink floyd, but if you make a crazy site that has no purpose I will five it. End Story.

clownyCloWns

I got this idea while listening to this song on an AM station. I know they aren't the real lyrics, but hey, it's funny. I know it falls out of sync after a little bit - I'll try to fix it later, aside from that, enjoy.

hitlerjew

"Hey man..." The rest is fairly self explanatory

talk2ya

hey, what do you guys think really?? :)

freestile

Hey Snake... do a barrel roll.

heysnake

Ok so its not like the james bond one, but hey at least I tried right? Infact I think im the first one to make an anime version of this. So yeah.....enjoy people.

animeshark

Hey eBaum-steal this

StealThis

Hey, if Rush can say it, so can we!

limbaughapproved

Bang, bang, shoot em' up, destiny Bang, bang, shoot em' up to the moon Bang, bang, shoot em' up one, two, three (One, two, three, four!) I wanted to be a spaceman That's what I wanted to be But now that I am a spaceman Nobody cares about me Hey mother earth Won't 'cha bring me back down Safely to the sea But 'round and around and around and around Is all she ever say to me I wanted to make a good run I wanted to go to the moon I knew that it had to be fun I told 'em to send me real soon I wanted to be a spaceman I wanted to be it so bad But now that I am a spaceman I'd rather be back on the pad

spacemanjohn

HEY MAC GUY (VER) WHAT CAN YOU DO HELP ME PLEASE SAVE ME

macgyvervspc

hey its a guy dancing

ELDTMND

i saw some stupid ad on that stupid myspace page and thought "HEY! THAT'D MAKE A STUPID YTMND!!!" and here it is for your visual poison.

whoisthecarver

Hey Max! You never sent my Prize(s)!

epicfooledagain

Hey, I didn't use everyone's favorite emo sound!

simmonsisemo

Hey Tony, you are alive when he starts to eat you...

jerraptor

hey guys this is cyberman

fuckered

Hey kid!

gijoedownloading

I'm not really sure what I've done here as this is my first YTMD, but hey here we go! I thought it might be fun to join in and make one :) so here is a bunch of randomness that makes no sense, enjoy? Keep in mind I am still a newbie!

odetofatcats

Hey, I bought a cheap descrambler for those foreign "artsy" pornos. Pretty frickin' hot, if you ask me!

hotdogporno

hey look another P1ZZ4 site!

n0b0dykn0w5wh0y0u4r3

Psych! This is actually a film still from the set of the new lifetime original film strip entitled, "Ghostbusters 3: This time they actually ARE exterminators!" And yes it is one hell of a cockroach, bite yer head off man, as you can imagine. George Cloony does a cameo where the "sterminators" (short for exterminators) are balls busy in a termite invested outhouse, when he walks in to take a shit and Venkman puts down his beer and says, "Shit man, you got like a rat on your head." Cloony says, "WTF I thought it was something. Would you mind hitting me with one of them protons?" "Sorry dude, best I can do is spray it in the eyes with this weed killer. but it's probly just piss it off real bad and well you'd be in trouble." "I don't care damnit just give me the damn treatment!" Then Louis steps in and says, "Hey you, you can't talk to the Orkin Man that way!", and throws a yellow corn chip with really hot nacho cheese on it right in the mink's eyes and it goes crazy. Cloony runs out with shit running down his leg. The termites eat his brain. It's really gay though because he comes back at the end of the movie and he's like, "Oh hey guys, turns out the stink of hot cheese and the smell of human shit was too much for the little guy and he ran off. So I have like a court order here for you guys to get sued by me, so you guys gotta go to court and face that judge, you remember, from Ghostbusters 2, and he's gonna like, throw the book or whatever. They all just looked at each other and there was a long silence, and then a bunch of termites started eating through his stomach from the inside. He was dead that time for sure. Should be a good movie, it's gonna be shown in Cloony-Vision whatever that is.

punxsutawney

HEY STAR FOX MAYBE NEXT TIME YOU SHOULDN'T BUILD NOTHING BUT GUARD TOWERS, HA HA HA

starfoxgetsownedattowerdefensesohetriestorunawaybu

Another late-night-boredom-beater YTMND. Hey, not all of mine can be creative. :-)

shelstares

Hey guys, bring on the piss!

piss