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Age: 29. Height: 5 ft & 9 in. Weight: 144 lbs. Eyes: Blue. Hair: Platinum Blonde. Cup Size: 34H. Species: Human. Orientation: Straight. Languages: Russian, German, Chinese, Korean, Spanish, Italian, English, Vietnamese. Family: None. Education: Classified. Occupation: KGB Assassin. Traits: Detached, Seductive, Incisive, Competitive, Adaptable. Likes: Drinking, Grappling, Opera Concerts, Cigars, Cleaning Rifles, Steak. Dislikes: Western Films, Hot Weather, Desk Work, Sweets, Quiet Rooms. Favorite Position: Face Sitting. Shortly after the defeat of the Axis Powers, a Soviet military general arrived at the 7th Leningrad orphanage. He was the first-person Yana had ever seen not completely coated in dirt and grime. His chest was adorned with medals, and he was accompanied by a small party of soldiers. He instructed the children to line up, then stood a few paces away, whispering to an officer as he pointed at specific, seemingly random orphans. Within a few minutes, Yana and seventeen other five-year-olds were loaded onto a truck and carted away. The children were taken to a vast but deceptively worn-down training compound in the Siberian wilderness, and each was placed in a room with assigned bunk mates. There were hundreds of them from orphanages across the Soviet Union. They were to become the nation's best and brightest, the deadliest and most proficient tools in the nation's arsenal. They were to become infiltrators, assassins, and spies. The courses and physical training were cutthroat. Yana struggled to keep up with her peers. She was smaller than the other kids and had difficulties with her studies, as she could barely read. She was falling behind at an alarming rate and began to attract negative attention from her instructors. However, one night, Yana was awakened by Mila, her bunkmate, and pulled into the bathroom. Milla had stolen a study guide for her, and that night, she helped Yana understand the concepts she had been struggling with. It was the first act of kindness Yana had ever experienced. From that night forward, they engaged in clandestine study sessions, finally giving Yana a chance to catch up and excel in her courses. As the years passed, Yana and Mila grew inseparable. Mila was a sister to her, sharing funny stories and dreams with Yana during meals and between training blocks. They studied and practiced together every day, fostering a fragment of warmth in the cold, unforgiving environment of the compound. However, as they spent time together, Yana couldn't help but notice that Mila always seemed one step ahead. She always seemed to have the best equipment, the best books-some of which were not standard issue, but Yana brushed it off thinking nothing of it. Mila was older, it was possible she had access to privileges not allowed for younger members of the compound. As the children of the compound grew into young adults, their lessons became more closely tailored to their skill sets and genders. Women were taught lessons in seduction, learning how to manipulate and control their targets through their sexual appeal, while the men were trained in direct combat and more covert infiltration techniques. During this period, Yana began to come into her own and understand her strengths and weaknesses. She wasn't the strongest or the smartest, but she was quick and patient, and with her natural looks, platinum hair, and striking blue eyes, she had learned how to distract her opponents-charming them to soften their defenses enough for a deadly strike. Watching her perform, her officers awarded her the alias 'Snezhnaya Gadyuka'.

VAMJK

Snow Viper // //

https://www.reddit.com/r/Westernanimated/comments/vuxnvb/soviet_seduction_jackerman/?rdt=38794

https://www.reddit.com/r/Westernanimated/comments/vuxnvb/soviet_seduction_jackerman/?rdt=38794

https://www.reddit.com/r/Westernanimated/comments/vuxnvb/soviet_seduction_jackerman/?rdt=38794

Heavenly.

manlytaste

Robot and Monster - The Bacon Tree

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zXrAqf-NzFI

WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THE MOON NOT BEING IN THE SKY?! It's not light pollution!......it's skibbity toilet!

Whereisthemoon

Gayyyyyy

Gaaayyyyy

Gaaaaaaayyyyyÿyyÿ

HAPPINESS IS EVERY WHERE!!! SPREAD JOY BY HAPPYING EVERYWHERE ALALALALALALALAL

SMILEDOGGY

spread the word // //

NO WHERE

FOR YOU

TO RUN

It's true!! It's the news!! happy fools april

lizardsex

// // lizardsex

gifs of lizard mating uwu;

Dr Mario loop from https://ptkfgs2020.ytmnd.com/

Don't blame me for the low quality of the image. That's practically a side effect of having been taken in the 2000s.

blasphemous

internet

Village People - Y.M.C.A.

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lander

King of the Hill

Jammable

i dont wnna provide a desc

zouljasouljacattr

SOULJA CAT // SOULJA // CAT

i dont need a link, this is a hyperlink

this is a hyperlink as well

THIS IS STILL HYPERTEXT THO

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chilean

The Pinochet Punch

Backyard Dog - Baddest Ruffest

THE EDGE OF THE SHADOW, WHERE REALITY AND DREAM MEET .

twilightreverie

YOU ARE THE // TWILIGHT NOW // REVERIE

SURVEY_PROGRAM

SURVEY_PROGRAM

???

Yes, I know he's not spinning in the traditional sense, but I do not care.

ridingspinnaz

Wikipedia

Three 6 Mafia - Ridin' Spinnaz

ye

picardcatthingylol

CAT REVOLUTION // NEVER DIES // I AM THE KING OF CATS

a cat typing a computer i found this in google while searching cat gifs

this is almost the same

https://users.content.ytmnd.com/d/0/3/d0330b0d03957ad58853427a6513e793.wav here

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whiteshirt

King of the Hill

King of the Hill

I would have done something with the image, but... is there really a better image for this?

triggering

BETTER WATCH // OUT, CHUNK! //

Stolen

Weird Al Yankovic - Trigger Happy + Chad Warden

Will you take the call, habibi?

Arabianmaniscallingyou

ALHAMDULILLAH!! // //

Arabian man with lazy eye being a creep

Nokia, connecting people.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oS2ZPeat-w4

As you can see, I have mastered the YTMND site format of "random gif of people dancing set to random song".

furrydance

DJ Format - We Know Something You Don't Know music video

Caramell - Caramelldansen

idk !!!

catstogether

cat // is // cool

it is the same as the background, simply my roblox avatar

roblox avatar lol

this is simply the song withered but its a loop duh

weeewewrwewe

coolcatsissocool

COOL // CATS // IS HERE

Some stock image I found on google :P

idk cus i cant see it in the preview

Wonga but reversed. I got it from exactly that.

yeah

hisgrillwasoutstanding

LANDO // IS // NOT

i am

lazy

what's he doing here?

georgelucas

george lucas at nickelodeon studios, unknown, likely 1990

george lucas panasonic commercial from japan

this is a fairly cool cat

coolestcat

DO YOU LIKE THIS CAT? // //

I took this image of a cat myself

I took this image of a cat myself

Took it off YouTube but don’t remember what video it was

Anime Jesus rules, bro.

ANJEISLORD

PRAISE // ANIME JESUS!!! // AMEN DESU!!!

Hokuto No Ken

Praying black man gif

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9JEWThJhL1Y

A christian generic white male jumping while playing basketball

wamcj

WHITE ANIME MEN // CAN JUMP!!! //

Gundam

Some anime drunk from the 80s, I dunno.

[SFM] Slam Jam from an0nymooose

This is Zeynep Değirmencioğlu, a retired Turkish actress from the 1960s and 70s. A.K.A. The "Hucumsota". She was known for playing "Ayşecik" in many of her movies.

Hucumsota

// HUCUMSOTA!!! //

https://media.themoviedb.org/t/p/w500/sxcoDmaIEKlv8KA2kvyNiTKKuCR.jpg (First Image) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0yIFG7WNRok (Second Image) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7mwgzG-w-k4 (Third Image)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8FZkgfJgJQc

Catnap stares into your soul, while the other Smiling Critters are asleep

catnapstaresintoyoursoul

Poppy Playtime Chapter 3 - Smiling Critters

Beethoven - Moonlight Sonata Mov 1

What the hell has happened to John Cena lately?!

HeelCena

WAKE UP!! // // JOHN CENA!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ExQYm6gintE https://www.wrestlinginc.com/img/gallery/backstage-update-on-john-cenas-heel-turn-at-wwe-elimination-chamber/intro-1740928885.jpg https://cdn.wrestletalk.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/03/john-cena-undisputed-wwe-champion-march-3-a.jpg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ExQYm6gintE https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-bzWSJG93P8 (music)

gomer

gomergimpson

used YouTube for the music and google for the images

gomer gimpson was a meme made on twitter

the Simpsons theme from the show

jimbo takes over you.

subsumethespirals

jimbojimmy123

jimbojimmy123

tahmano - popee the performer

do NOT believe that makeagif watermark, I stole this off tenor.

dietofsouls

tenor, edited by me - source is the Aphex Twin - Come to Daddy music video

The Dillinger Escape Plan - Come to Daddy

It's funny because it takes a fad and mixes it with a song

snapes

Video killed the Dumbledore

Snape killed the radio star you bitch