?Cosby Does Some Shit |
Barclay |
(2.64) |
3,481 |
2006-06-08 |
description:
Jesus
keywords:
Pokey man, pokey, man, pokemon, cosby, bill, shit, jello, pudding, pop, jazz, new, coke, kodak, film, musician, grandpa, murphy
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?Tion Medon Pops His Collar |
willyjisverygay |
(2.64) |
693 |
2006-08-16 |
description:
no description given.
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?Puddin pops |
YamsYams123 |
(2.64) |
441 |
2006-04-25 |
description:
no description given.
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?the best pop up ever |
bill222 |
(2.64) |
1,517 |
2007-07-05 |
description:
no description given.
keywords:
paris hilton
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?Ultimate Epic Maneuver |
ChargeMan |
(2.63) |
2,289 |
2006-05-28 |
description:
Sorry folks -- no NEDM popping up to interrupt this time.
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?How many licks? |
King-Sam |
(2.63) |
638 |
2006-05-20 |
description:
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?
keywords:
How Many Licks
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?Mortal Kombat characters work it. |
DaTerminator |
(2.62) |
3,951 |
2005-07-22 |
description:
I was looking through all the "work it" sites and this idea popped up in my head.
keywords:
work it, mortal kombat
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?Jack is Ridin' Spinnaz |
dewgy |
(2.62) |
2,156 |
2006-02-08 |
description:
Strange picture sent to me and used for a lot of things... the idea for a mashup... COMEDY GOLD! New audio courtesy of Trick Master Mint. :D Full version of the song can be found here: http://dewgy.ransai.com/jackspinnaz_0.mp3
keywords:
jack, ridin spinnaz, popn, pop'n music, mixture, desq, washing machine
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?POP THAT PUSSAY HAY POP THAT PUSSAY... |
tamlin |
(2.62) |
1,035 |
2006-06-02 |
description:
no description given.
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?Choose Life. |
motokoxr |
(2.60) |
2,125 |
2005-06-20 |
description:
Choose Life. Choose a career.
keywords:
Trainspotting,Choose,Life,Movies,Film,Iggy,Pop
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? New Orleans Favorite Pop Group?? |
zacarooni |
(2.60) |
3,294 |
2005-09-08 |
description:
walking on sunshine funny
keywords:
disaster looting simpsons flood hurricane katrina
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?Boris |
destrucicon |
(2.60) |
1,719 |
2005-10-04 |
description:
no description given.
keywords:
if, only, it, were, that, easy, boris, spider, pop, up
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?liefkleinkonijntje |
eedze |
(2.60) |
1,058 |
2006-06-01 |
description:
dutch pop hit with watership down image
keywords:
lief klein henkie watership down maya bee
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?Even dogs are poppin their collars |
ducksoup |
(2.60) |
1,643 |
2006-07-30 |
description:
Dog with a popped collar.
keywords:
Dog, poppin, popped, collar, polo
|
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?WTF IS THAT!?! |
Twitch103rd |
(2.60) |
1,804 |
2007-03-14 |
description:
a women walkin around with her stomach hangin out..and hell gross..i cant tell if shes pregnant or has a huge bear belly..haha
keywords:
belly wtf gross popping out
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?Chocolate Rain! |
kaseykckstrt |
(2.60) |
1,101 |
2008-01-29 |
description:
Awesomeness.
keywords:
chocolate rain pop punk tay zonday prince purple
|
?I Am A Toaster |
Audovoice |
(2.60) |
1,811 |
2013-10-17 |
description:
Item #: SCP-426
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: I am to be sealed in a chamber with no windows through which I may be viewed. The door to my chamber must have a label completely unrelated to my designation or identity, in order to prevent unintended spread of my primary effect. Only Level 3 and above personnel are to know of my presence, and particularly of my properties. Assigned personnel are to be rotated out on a monthly basis to prevent contamination by my secondary effect. Psychiatric evaluation is mandatory at the end of the month. If personnel are deemed unaffected, they may be re-assigned to me no less than four months after their last rotation with me. Any affected personnel are to be given a Class C amnesiac and transferred to a different site.
Description: Hello, I am SCP-426. I must be introduced this way in order to prevent ambiguity. I am an ordinary toaster, able to toast bread when supplied with electricity. However, when any human being mentions me, they inadvertently refer to me in the first person. Despite all attempts, there is yet to be a way to speak or write about me in the third person. When in my continuous presence for over two months, individuals begin to identify themselves as a toaster. Unless forcibly restrained, these people will ultimately harm themselves in their attempts to emulate my standard functions.
I was discovered in the home of the ████████ family after the gruesome deaths of three of its members. I had been given to the younger Mr. and Mrs. ████████ as a wedding gift. No card or any other identifying markings had been found on my box. Approximately two months after the family received me, fire crews were dispatched to the home due to an electrical fire. The younger Mrs. ████████ died from the electric discharge that she had caused when attempting to devour an electric socket. The other two victims had died shortly before the fire occurred. The elder Mrs. ████████ had gorged herself with nearly 10 kg of bread before her stomach burst and she died of internal bleeding. The younger Mr. ████████ died of severe blood loss after attempting [REDACTED] with me. The sole survivor was the elder Mr. ████████ who was suffering from severe malnutrition. He stated that he had inserted some bread a week prior and was still waiting for the toast to pop out.
I was confiscated by the Foundation after police noted my unusual properties. A Class C amnesiac was administered to the affected officers.
Experiment Log 426-1:
Date: ██-██-████
Subject: D-class personnel D/426/1
Procedure: D/426/1 was asked to describe what he believed was contained in my chamber. He was not informed about my identity or properties.
Details: D/426/1 stated, "I'm probably some huge monster holed up in there. That's what you guys have all over the place, right?" D/426/1 remained oblivious to his use of the first-person pronoun.
Experiment Log 426-2:
Date: ██-██-████
Subject: D-class personnel D/426/2
Procedure: D/426/2 was placed in my chamber and given regular meals through a dispenser. No communication with D/426/2 was permitted. Multiple cameras were situated in the chamber, positioned so that I am outside of their field of vision, but allowing constant observation of D/426/2. We remained sealed until my secondary effect manifested in the subject. I was bolted to the floor so that I could not be moved into a camera's view.
Details: After 45 days of isolation, D/426/2 wrapped his arm around me and began conversing with me, stating that we were brothers. D/426/2 never deviated from using the first-person plural when speaking with me. Subject was terminated one hour after this event. It is theorized that the isolation accelerated the progression of my secondary effect.
keywords:
SCP,Toaster,SCP-426,Horror
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?Moon Man pops bubble wrap around shellshocked ... |
Raamrod |
(2.58) |
1,335 |
2009-10-05 |
description:
no description given.
keywords:
Moon MAn
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?pop goes the weasel |
renn |
(2.57) |
1,104 |
2006-01-06 |
description:
no description given.
keywords:
microwave, weasel, pop, goes, games, game
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?Tastes Like Yellow?!? |
bananders |
(2.57) |
1,427 |
2006-01-14 |
description:
Mmmmmmm.... Yellow....
keywords:
Tastes, Like, Yellow, Tastes Like Yellow, Kellogg's, Pops, Kellogg's Pops
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?Medieval Three Second Pop Tarts |
SinisterCinnamon |
(2.56) |
4,277 |
2005-10-02 |
description:
no description given.
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?Hilary Duff Loves Math |
agentstinky |
(2.56) |
2,501 |
2007-04-07 |
description:
Who knew America's teen pop princess was so enamored of the y-coordinate of a theoretical point?
keywords:
Hilary Duff, Why Not, y naught
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?Moonman hits the pop charts |
yoursitesucks |
(2.56) |
2,697 |
2008-10-17 |
description:
no description given.
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?Retardo Pop-Up |
GoldYo |
(2.56) |
4,255 |
2005-04-10 |
description:
What's the world coming to? Security notices to win free iPods?
keywords:
ipod, fails at life, pop-up, retard, stupid, dumb
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?(nsfw) smack that nigga |
SupremeCheese |
(2.56) |
3,493 |
2005-08-22 |
description:
SMACK THE n****r!
(the white drive is getting an arm through his stomach)
keywords:
shabbat, jewish, jew, shalom, hebrew hammer, dick, hebrew, hammer, kike, Khan, Diablo, Feature, Ugoff, Max, Pope,
Stapler, Conan, Picard, YTMND, INTERNET,
POP TARTS, Gear, Banana, Terri, n*gg*,
Blob, Sponge, Star Wars, cloudsong, family guy, taskbar, n
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?Hey... |
TimeTravelingEchidna |
(2.56) |
1,408 |
2006-04-01 |
description:
I was bored, okay? It just randomly popped into my head, and it doesn't seem that anyone's made it yet, so... Yeah.
keywords:
Bush, black people, George Bush, Harry Potter, spoiler, bookstore, crash, Star Wars, NO, Luke Skywalker
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?Ebaums popups aren't that smart. |
jpost |
(2.55) |
2,318 |
2007-02-04 |
description:
ebaums pop-ups aren't that smart
keywords:
ebaums, popups, pop-ups, pop up, pop-up
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?(nsfw) NEPOPM |
najpersklaka |
(2.55) |
2,077 |
2007-07-20 |
description:
Tribute to NEDM phenomenon.
keywords:
prince, prince of persia, nepopm, nedm, guard, not even doom music, not even prince of persia music, not even pop music
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?Zidane has teleportation powers!!!!! |
ThePoo |
(2.54) |
1,448 |
2006-08-14 |
description:
Zidane uses teleportation to pop up in that one guys face. Fin.
keywords:
Zidane, teleportation, headbutt, surprise
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?Pop My Taco..Come on and Pop My Taco |
DrSchlock |
(2.54) |
2,085 |
2008-08-29 |
description:
I know this is lame, but when I saw this on YouTube...Spank My Booty by LoA came to mind with her saying Pop My Taco
keywords:
Shawn Johnson pop taco Ortega
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