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Age: 29. Height: 5 ft & 9 in. Weight: 144 lbs. Eyes: Blue. Hair: Platinum Blonde. Cup Size: 34H. Species: Human. Orientation: Straight. Languages: Russian, German, Chinese, Korean, Spanish, Italian, English, Vietnamese. Family: None. Education: Classified. Occupation: KGB Assassin. Traits: Detached, Seductive, Incisive, Competitive, Adaptable. Likes: Drinking, Grappling, Opera Concerts, Cigars, Cleaning Rifles, Steak. Dislikes: Western Films, Hot Weather, Desk Work, Sweets, Quiet Rooms. Favorite Position: Face Sitting. Shortly after the defeat of the Axis Powers, a Soviet military general arrived at the 7th Leningrad orphanage. He was the first-person Yana had ever seen not completely coated in dirt and grime. His chest was adorned with medals, and he was accompanied by a small party of soldiers. He instructed the children to line up, then stood a few paces away, whispering to an officer as he pointed at specific, seemingly random orphans. Within a few minutes, Yana and seventeen other five-year-olds were loaded onto a truck and carted away. The children were taken to a vast but deceptively worn-down training compound in the Siberian wilderness, and each was placed in a room with assigned bunk mates. There were hundreds of them from orphanages across the Soviet Union. They were to become the nation's best and brightest, the deadliest and most proficient tools in the nation's arsenal. They were to become infiltrators, assassins, and spies. The courses and physical training were cutthroat. Yana struggled to keep up with her peers. She was smaller than the other kids and had difficulties with her studies, as she could barely read. She was falling behind at an alarming rate and began to attract negative attention from her instructors. However, one night, Yana was awakened by Mila, her bunkmate, and pulled into the bathroom. Milla had stolen a study guide for her, and that night, she helped Yana understand the concepts she had been struggling with. It was the first act of kindness Yana had ever experienced. From that night forward, they engaged in clandestine study sessions, finally giving Yana a chance to catch up and excel in her courses. As the years passed, Yana and Mila grew inseparable. Mila was a sister to her, sharing funny stories and dreams with Yana during meals and between training blocks. They studied and practiced together every day, fostering a fragment of warmth in the cold, unforgiving environment of the compound. However, as they spent time together, Yana couldn't help but notice that Mila always seemed one step ahead. She always seemed to have the best equipment, the best books-some of which were not standard issue, but Yana brushed it off thinking nothing of it. Mila was older, it was possible she had access to privileges not allowed for younger members of the compound. As the children of the compound grew into young adults, their lessons became more closely tailored to their skill sets and genders. Women were taught lessons in seduction, learning how to manipulate and control their targets through their sexual appeal, while the men were trained in direct combat and more covert infiltration techniques. During this period, Yana began to come into her own and understand her strengths and weaknesses. She wasn't the strongest or the smartest, but she was quick and patient, and with her natural looks, platinum hair, and striking blue eyes, she had learned how to distract her opponents-charming them to soften their defenses enough for a deadly strike. Watching her perform, her officers awarded her the alias 'Snezhnaya Gadyuka'.

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PETER GRIFFIN RAPED ME IN A KFC BATHROOM

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dried poop crust from a truck stop bathroom

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dried poop crust from a truck stop bathroom

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AVGN and some dried poop crust from a truck stop bathroom after playing Lester The Unlikely!

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Now its Dried Poop Crust from a Truck Stop Bathroom, not elephant feces this time.

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Happy Halloween to those who saw this site.

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not only has this year been the 10th anniversary of the Larry Craig scandal, but this month was the 10th anniversary of the release of the movie Superbad. Since August was the month that Larry Craig went to trial back in 2007 for lewd conduct in an airtport bathroom, I figured maybe it was time for another Larry Craig site to be made too.

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after 10 years since Larry Craig's first got arrested for lewd conduct in a Minneapolis airport bathroom, its time I made a site to celebrate 10 years since the incident. it gets more intriguing when he has the same initials as Leonard Cohen, as well as his own spouse named "Suzanne". I guess this issue of gay sex in a mensroom really is pressing eh?

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Goodnight sweet prince

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an old Suzanne site from 2015, REPOSTED. After finding more connections George Michael has to Larry Craig, such as getting arrested for a bathroom incident, as well as noticing that Leonard Cohen (who has Craig's initials and a lover named Suzanne) was also signed to Columbia Records, I felt like this old sited needed to be reposted. The original reason why this site was posted was to celebrate gay pride in the United States in all 50 states, and because of the hype of the Fifty Shades Of Grey movie as well. Now I found connections that George Michael has to Leonard Cohen as well. This time I've NSFW'ed the site after reconsidering how obscene it could come off. SUPREMO INTREPIDTY here! RIP George Michael 1963-2016 RIP Leonard Cohen 1934-2016

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These two ugly fake eucalyptus plants mysteriously appeared in my bathroom.

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Modern bathroom technology.

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Ted Cruz or Dracula? You decide

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The scariest creature of all assists in the bathroom

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Drummer guy going through the men bathroom

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moon man goes to the bathroom and finds sun man in their eating some stolen fried chicken

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Agent 47 Needs to Use the Bathroom

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More candid pics of Gwen's poo

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funny joke

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Moon Man is awesome!

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Moon Man has some bathroom issues. Soundtrack- Genesis- The Waiting Room, live in Edinburgh 4/22/75

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I hear this every time I use the bathroom at work.

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After this scene, Anthony Michael Hall's character proceeds to ask an ashen corpse for her panties, which now smell a bit like pizza. He takes it to the bathroom and everybody rubs it with their dick. Then later, the boy she likes wonders, "How come her panties are all burnt up? Didn't you rape her before you burned her alive?" He tried pretending that he did rape her, and that he purposefully left the panties on her because he "[i]likes that sort of thing[/i]", but the guy just thought he was a pussy.

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This hasn't been done?

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lol

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Dad discovers the new dog's present in the bathroom. Meanwhile, Lindsay discovers just how evil her new little dog is.

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