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Predator drones. You will never see it coming.

predatordrones

MUH FUCKA NEVER LOVED US

worstmarimba

Living and dying laughing and crying Once you have seen it you will never be the same Life in the fast lane is just how it seems Hard and it's heavy, it's dirty and mean Motorbreath It's how I live my life I can't take it any other way Motorbreath The sign of living fast It is going to take Your breath away Don't stop for nothing it's full speed or nothing I am taking down you know whatever is in my way Getting your kicks as you are shooting the line Sending the shivers up and down your spine Motorbreath It's how I live my life I can't take it any other way Motorbreath The sign of living fast It is going to take Your breath away Those people who tell you not to take chances They are all missing on what life is about You only live once so take hold of the chance Don't end up like others the same song and dance Motorbreath It's how I live my life I can't take it any other way Motorbreath The sign of living fast It is going to take Your breath away

SitoFail

You know you want to

porn4ever

This was the original idea. I never mentioned the dew to Famery, probably because I wanted him to laugh at the joke. I forgot I had mentioned it to him, and now two years later he posts the site without knowing there was a little more to it. I am glad that the pure concept of the image was thought funny enough for execution.

column

Never forget where you came from, you may need to go back someday Inspired by this site http://lsddust.ytmnd.com/

toomuchtrippingsoulswornthin

Why do bullets never work in sci-fi anime? I know this is a video game based on an anime, but still...

macross30indestructible

Jelly Otter is dressed like a mummy, which scares Flick the Duck.

jellyottermummy

After Kramer swings his new golf club, he hits Elaine in the cranium and she never recovers.

elainesbraindamage

he doesnt know either

ghfhujk

Hey Max! You never sent my Prize(s)!

epicfooledagain

Groin kicks. They never get old no matter how much they hurt.

groinkickshurt

A Fun ThrowBack™ To when You WEre a Kid??? Those Sure were The Good old Days!!! Never Forget The 90s. Never Forget Rugrats.

nextunnickolonadoen

@#@#@#

uhjfd

Alternate History is a segment where we look at the "what ifs" of history: the could have beens, the never wases. This time, we examine what the internet would be like if Rome hadn't fallen. Prepare to be astounded!

biggusdickus

You're banned never come back!

bannedairsoft

Hero will never give up, never hide, never be defeated, never accept evil.

rabu

Never careless.

TheSeduction

Small little webpage of rick astley's hit song: Never Going to Give You Up. the song has been modified to be speed up.

nevergoingtogiveyouupspeedup

The legend.

torstein

when i'm tuckered out from playing spider solitaire on windows, i take a load off with a nice cup of tahinis from parker bros. uh oh, looks like nessy's at it again ;) I guess i'll dematerialize over to the breakroom and jerk my gherkin. c'mon jar! you're going inside my butt!

tahini

when the doctor visits the set of "honey we shrunk ourselves" on his "tour de 1997" he gets more than he bargained for! turns out the shrink ray was almost real! the doctor thought something suspicious was going on so he hid behind a plant until nightfall and then went to do some snooping around. he heard someone tinkering around in the backstage area it was rick morantis! he was pouring into the prop shrink ray some kind of clear blue liquid he was startled. who the hell are you he demanded. oh me well i'm the doctor he said all sly and shit. what are you doing with there? this is just ordinary window cleaner said rick. BULLSHIT i know depropifying fluid when i see it. you're gonna make that shrink ray REAL. WHY??? So I can shrink my humungous penis down to a normal size, said rink. I'm starting to get typecast. But your huge penis saves the planet in about 200 years, said the doctor. Once you finally except your penis for WHO YOU ARE you begin to make plastic molds of it around the world. then when the aliens come to destroy they can see all the giant dildos from OUTER SPACE and return home to figure out how to fight them. but they never make it home because they forgot to fuel up when they had the chance. rick says ok so why don't i just shrink my cock and then make huge dildos anyway? It doesn't work like that screamed the doctor! it's only in the honor of a LEGEND that they will wield their dildos so ferociously. so anyway they go back and fourth like this for a while but eventually he agrees not to shrink the dink. However he does notice a tiny piece of coconut on his upper lip and screams YOU STOLE MY MOUNDS BAR and turns the shrink ray on him and then pretends to go on a tour of the wheaties factory and drops him in a box marked "WHEATIES" iTHINK he explains all this to the guy having breakfast and they sort the whole thing out.

rpg

He won't.

callonsonic

The cold never bothered me anyway!

letitgoremix

My russian will never die

mhwnr

Skilled with the saw and pulse But not with this ailing urge You with your words and notes Too scared to try, are you paralyzed? (Chorus) Who's afraid of the soldiers in the envelopes brigade Teased by the sounds you've heard You've tried, but it sounds like birds Back to the classifieds Too scared to try, are you paralyzed?

ronniemartin

I was going to enter this into the T5 thing but I never actually signed up and did not make the deadline. At any rate, I was always going to remake this site anyway because, while the original audio does sound more creepy it is also a lot harder to understand. http://scp-426.ytmnd.com/

SCP462

never trust a woman

termination

This site is dedicated to preserving the memory of the ugly sweater adorned Christmas velociraptor monogram I created for my holiday party this past Christmas. May we never forget.

myawesomedinogobo

Never forget

jaylenoabbyk