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President Trump declared Friday that the Iran nuclear deal is class="search_highlight_2 highlighted">no longer in the national security interest of the United States, but stopped short of withdrawing from the Obama-era pact. “I am anclass="search_highlight_2 highlighted">nouncing today that we canclass="search_highlight_2 highlighted">not and will class="search_highlight_2 highlighted">not make this certification,” Trump said during a speech at the White House. “We will class="search_highlight_2 highlighted">not continue down a path whose predictable conclusion is more violence, more terror and the very real threat of Iran’s nuclear breakout," he continued. The president said that Iran has “has committed multiple violations of the agreement" and accused Tehran of "class="search_highlight_2 highlighted">not living up to the spirit of the deal.” Trump ticked off a list of problems with the deal and laid out a new, tougher strategy to confront “the rogue regime” over a series of other “hostile actions” unrelated to its nuclear program. But Trump declined to completely abandon the 2015 agreement, which he derided as "one of the worst and most one-sided transactions the United States has ever entered into," or call on Congress to reimpose nuclear-related sanctions on Iran that would hasten its demise. The decision is a compromise forged out of heated internal discussions about what to do with the nuclear deal between Iran, the U.S. and five other world powers. It comes before a Sunday deadline when Trump would have been forced to class="search_highlight_2 highlighted">notify Congress whether Iran was still in compliance with the deal and if it still fit the nation’s security interests. Trump has certified Iranian compliance twice before, but was reportedly livid over the prospect of doing so again. He has repeatedly condemned the agreement and declared Iran has violated its “spirit” with its class="search_highlight_2 highlighted">non-nuclear behavior, including its support for Syrian leader Bashar Assad and militant groups Middle East as well as its ballistic-missile program. Although Trump last certified Iran’s compliance in July, he nearly did class="search_highlight_2 highlighted">not after former chief strategist Stephen Banclass="search_highlight_2 highlighted">non handed him an op-ed published in The Hill by former United Nations ambassador John Bolton that laid out the case that the deal wasn’t in the U.S. national security interest, according to a report in The Weekly Standard. Trump was convinced to go through with the certification then, but it was clear it would class="search_highlight_2 highlighted">not happen again. Several top advisers — including national security adviser H.R. McMaster, Secretary of State Rex Tillerson and Defense Secretary James Mattis — worried a withdrawal would enflame tensions with Iran and spark a regional crisis. They scrambled to come up with an alternative path that allowed Trump to send a message to Tehran without torpedoing the pact. Trump argued, however, that the deal is untenable, saying it “will be terminated” if class="search_highlight_2 highlighted">no agreement is reached to strengthen and change it. He said the revisions must "ensure that Iran never — and I mean never — acquires a nuclear weapon." Trump did class="search_highlight_2 highlighted">not call on Congress to impose sanctions on Iran for its nuclear activities, something that would effectively remove the United States from the deal. Instead he asked Congress to pass new benchmarks Iran would need to meet in order to stave off nuclear-related sanctions in the future. That includes revisiting sunset provisions that allow Iran to ramp up uranium enrichment activity after 10 years.

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TMNT and Pizza Hut go together.

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Indiana Jones has class="search_highlight_2 highlighted">no time for love!

drjones

So a regular customer of mine comes in and I'm like is that all today? He's like /sadface does it matter? It's all going to end on the 23rd. I'm like wtf lol? He's like Planet X man the Nibiru man it's coming. It's going to hit Japan and were all fucked, it's a goverment coverup man to the end of days. Hurricane Harvey was just the beginning. I'm like so your prepared? You have a bunker for me? He's like class="search_highlight_2 highlighted">no class="search_highlight_2 highlighted">no class="search_highlight_2 highlighted">not yet. I've got provisions though.. I'm like your 20 oz mountain dew and m&m's? Lmfao..He's like class="search_highlight_2 highlighted">no man look it up on youtube I'm telling you were all doomed!!! So I decided to make a Ytmnd lol. Here we go 2006 and 2012 all over again. Better sell your homes! ;-D

sept23

Marsupilami and Maurice are getting Rick Rolled by Rick Astley singing "Together Forever". class="search_highlight_2 highlighted">No, This is class="search_highlight_2 highlighted">not "Never Gonna Give You Up".

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ytmnd-at-school

class="search_highlight_2 highlighted">No Pickles For The Burger King Kids Club™

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LOL!

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Mr. Krabs™ Actually Piledriving™ A Baby™ shows a well executed piledriver that caused class="search_highlight_2 highlighted">no injuries.

MrKrabsActuallyPiledrivingaBaby

LOL!

benjaminsisko

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Senator John McCain votes class="search_highlight_2 highlighted">no on the Obamacare repeal.

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Hulk Steamer's® Wrestle Gymz™ X: I Can't Believe It's class="search_highlight_2 highlighted">Not Steamer™ Spray After the crticial failure of Wrestle Gymz™ VII: class="search_highlight_2 highlighted">No Escape™, Wrestle Gymz™ has sold all assets to Hulk Steamer's®, where it will class="search_highlight_2 highlighted">now show Hulk Steamer's® REELMOOVEZ™

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Jebbie Jube got class="search_highlight_2 highlighted">no claps and became a full time Clap Hustler cause he brown

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class="search_highlight_2 highlighted">No description is required. Ecstasy-infused Adolf shall explain it to the masses.

dancethereichaway

LOL!

universes

Happy class="search_highlight_1 highlighted">Turtle Day

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Chris Cornell R.I.P. Njoy. (I wasn't the man at the left, class="search_highlight_2 highlighted">nor the girl at the right)

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I have class="search_highlight_2 highlighted">no idea why people think my account was hacked, but hopefully this should put the rumor to rest

hackings

Were class="search_highlight_2 highlighted">no strangers... to love

Totallyclass="search_highlight_2 highlighted">NotARickRoll

Translation What madame, playing jehova's witness? - class="search_highlight_2 highlighted">No - Then what? F**king jews? Those motherf**kers jews, damn, Hitler didn't burn eclass="search_highlight_2 highlighted">nough of them

polishfunny

Nipples Nipples Everywhere by Philoneus Chesterpot Nipples nipples everywhere Nipples nipples in my hair What the hell is it doing there? Better class="search_highlight_2 highlighted">not be in my underwear For when people see, they might class="search_highlight_2 highlighted">not care For my playing around with it down there It might just be too much to bear Having them there, locked in a stare class="search_highlight_2 highlighted">No, such a thing would class="search_highlight_2 highlighted">not be fair I would class="search_highlight_2 highlighted">not even try to dare Nipples nipples everywhere class="search_highlight_2 highlighted">No, nipples nipples, only on a large chest bare

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Emperor Tiberius: “Has it ever occurred to you, mother, that it’s you they hate and class="search_highlight_2 highlighted">not me?” Livia: “There is class="search_highlight_2 highlighted">nothing in this world that occurs to you that has class="search_highlight_2 highlighted">not occurred to me first. That is the affliction I live with.” Sejanus: “If he’s profoundly loved, he’s also profoundly dead. class="search_highlight_2 highlighted">No harm in loving the dead. Everyone’s loved when he’s dead.” Livia: “I wouldn’t count on that if I were you." -I, Claudius

YTMNDNeedsBraces

she scream for class="search_highlight_2 highlighted">no reason

milliscream

I came across it on an image hosting site a while back , but class="search_highlight_2 highlighted">no explanation of its meaning was anywhere to be found. It's haunted me ever since. If anyone kclass="search_highlight_2 highlighted">nows what it represents, or is able identify the green-clothed figure, please leave a comment. Thanks :I

mysterioustrumpphoto

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myhomepage

LOL! KHANTMND: Best fad ever class="search_highlight_2 highlighted">now and in the future and even in futures created by people a long time ago who had class="search_highlight_2 highlighted">no idea what the future was actually going to be like

jetson

Maybe

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