?It's called a FAD, dummy! |
Kassius |
(4.70) |
4,161 |
2020-04-02 |
description:
MAKE FADS AN YTMND.COM
domain:
whatwealreadyhad
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?(nsfw) this is authentic nigga |
Amok-Tater |
(2.50) |
438 |
2020-04-02 |
description:
I can't be an edgelord anymore...this is authentic nigga
domain:
WilliamAtchison
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?So YTMND is back and I made an account. |
Deliciouso |
(3.60) |
252 |
2020-04-01 |
description:
I have no idea what I am doing
domain:
onionrings
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?Khan will be right back (LOL modern EPIC meme) |
Aegis2020Vote5 |
(4.43) |
838 |
2020-03-31 |
description:
LOL KHAN GETS IN AN AWKWARD SITUATION BUT WE HAVE TO GO TO COMMERCIAL WHAT UNFORTUNATELY TIMING AND NOW FOR A WORD FROM OUR SPONSORS ARE YOU SUFFERING FROM SOME VAGUE THING THAT WE CAN'T ACTUALLY SAY OUT LOUD LEST WE OFFEND SOME OF THE MORE SENSITIVE VIEWERS WHO MIGHT BE WEARY OF SUCH AN OCCURA
domain:
khanrightback
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?Freddie Mercury Stole My Bicycle |
mario4life |
(4.23) |
2,195 |
2019-04-13 |
description:
Hey, YTMND, you still alive?!? OK, good, 'cause I'm gonna breath new life into you with this new upload. It's a mashup of an old (really old) meme with a "Queen" song. I thought up this new meme mashup not long after seeing the "Queen" biopic, "Bohemian Rhapsody". I don't feel I need to explain this one, seeing as this is the home to the original meme. Both involve bikes, I'll tell you that. I severely doubt that someone else made this meme idea before me, but if they did (I'm too lazy to check), I am terribly sorry. This is my first upload to this site (not sure if I'll upload another thing afterwards, although, from what it sounds like, this might also be my last upload. :'( ) Anyway, please enjoy (and I'm sorry.)
Go check out where this original meme came from: http://mybike.ytmnd.com/
(I just noticed, this is, like, bringing everything full-circle.)
domain:
freddiestolemybicycle
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?E.T. The Extra Thing |
Smittiox |
(2.00) |
635 |
2019-04-08 |
description:
1982 featured 2 movies. one with a good alien and one with a bad alien. together they make an ugly alien movie
domain:
ETtheextrathing
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?(nsfw) LazyTown: LazyTony's New Sex So... |
officialunofficial |
(4.50) |
1,500 |
2019-03-17 |
description:
LazyTown is an amazing program for people who like to Get Up And Go!™
domain:
LazyTownLazyTonysNewSexSong
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?New Zealand Scat |
captainrva |
(3.50) |
497 |
2019-03-15 |
description:
an extraordinary and unprecedented act
domain:
isthisnewzealand
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?Holy Fuck This Song |
sg21 |
(3.57) |
826 |
2019-03-05 |
description:
Holy shit, goddamn, this is an annoying fucking song.
domain:
holyfuckthissong
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?CHESSTMND: Ernst Gruenfeld Can't Stop t... |
DarthWang |
(3.70) |
865 |
2019-02-15 |
description:
In chess, a desperado piece is a piece that is en prise or trapped, but captures an enemy piece before it is itself captured. This can be in either a situation where both sides have hanging pieces, "...in which you use your doomed piece to eat as much material as possible before it dies"; or alternatively a sacrifice that will result in stalemate if it is captured.
domain:
rooks
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?(nsfw) WADE HITS HIS WIFE |
DougFukkie |
(2.60) |
1,442 |
2019-02-04 |
description:
That bastard, I always warned her about him
(no, this isn't real. It's just a joke. The photo was manipulated by an old friend who's no longer with us. Wade is actually a loving husband who cares about Leslie deeply. Just putting that out there)
domain:
lesliefulp
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?blank |
MiniMeTheNetherworld |
(1.33) |
452 |
2019-02-01 |
description:
there appears to be an increasing wave of autism, almost as if stress removes people form the crowd into embracing there shadows uniting to some strange collective unconsciousness higher being and passion yet at the same time tears there minds and beings into obscurity
domain:
deathisaprocessoflife
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?gay nigger i have an idea |
duce |
(2.43) |
1,067 |
2018-10-30 |
description:
we make minitmnds with only 1 image that pop up on hover
http://www.dynamicdrive.com/style/csslibrary/item/css-image-gallery/
https://css-tricks.com/examples/SoundOnHover/
sites can be labelled in a separate color
and two site creators will exist, that way you can make mini shitpost sites
without a preloader entirely
domain:
tshaefaef
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?(nsfw) Requiem For An Ass |
officialunofficial |
(3.50) |
1,311 |
2018-10-06 |
description:
Requiem For An Ass
domain:
RequiemForAnAss
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?SWAT Rave |
Coolgamer |
(3.67) |
2,547 |
2018-09-16 |
description:
Just an experiment with a .gif and audio from a SovietWomble video.
domain:
swatrave
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?Face Soap |
rextocopula |
(3.87) |
2,012 |
2018-09-02 |
description:
90s computer ytmnd Wilford Brimley Dr Evil Gene Wilder Wonka Rosen Michael Dr Weird Face Soap Spaghetti dinner i wonder whats for twilight zone chocolate cake buzz look an alien x-files get to the chopper lite brite mothmonsterman zip it goldmember zip-it oh what a night September 1963
domain:
facesoap
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?Chocolate Cake for Dinner |
rextocopula |
(3.67) |
892 |
2018-08-21 |
description:
meme:
noun
an element of a culture or system of behavior that may be considered to be passed from one individual to another by nongenetic means, especially imitation.
a humorous image, video, piece of text, etc., that is copied (often with slight variations) and spread rapidly by Internet users.
domain:
chocolatecakefordinner
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?Buzz Lightyear's Astonishing Revalation |
rextocopula |
(3.50) |
1,037 |
2018-08-20 |
description:
Yea Im fresh like besch with blesh makin' creche flavored cresh with Fran dresch in a dress on an etch a sketch outlining mc esche er ese fesch picturesque fleche fetch flesch cook the flesh into a fresch gresh up on the hesch don't catch a klesch unless your lesch gives you a lesche to catch less under arrest inside a mesch tent and and accent with a mesh quest to pesch on a quest vest that is pesh with peshe plesh to the resch like pickle resh in a seche join our shesh make a spesh this aint a tesch wishy tesh over the thresh hold when tresch holds the wesch smith and wesche brush your teeth breath afresh caleche mouthwash enflesh get stuck enmesh raw horseflesh amish koresh dirty lafleche holy mahesh unisex mandresh interest my pradesh pretty flesh and then ramesh and hit refresh to try to ritesh somesh architects suresh as unflesh that vergesh shall vergresh all in bangladesh in the flesh lalitesh goes to marrakech in ordered to take mcelfresh's venkatesh!
domain:
buzzlookanalien
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?34/78: Whistle Man |
DarthWang |
(4.30) |
2,194 |
2018-08-06 |
description:
If you thought this robot master had an annoying sonic weapon, just wait until you hear the next one
domain:
bubb
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?Riddler's Orphanage |
airbud |
(3.20) |
461 |
2018-07-30 |
description:
The Riddler has taken over an orphanage in Arkham Knight, and it's a creepy place. Look at that ladybug toy.
domain:
arkhamknight
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?Lol, YTMND Has Turned Into... |
tenantennae |
(2.22) |
523 |
2018-06-18 |
description:
There's just an empty space and people coming back is against all odds :/
domain:
lolytmndhasturnedinto
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?lol, [s4s] |
BuryPink |
(4.00) |
1,073 |
2018-06-17 |
description:
An edit of "lol, internet" with Bury Pink from [s4s].
domain:
lols4s
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?(nsfw) An Awesome Site! |
officialunofficial |
(2.60) |
651 |
2018-06-16 |
description:
An Awesome Site!
domain:
Anawesomesite
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?My Pillow Guy Stares Into Your Soul |
tenantennae |
(2.00) |
842 |
2018-06-14 |
description:
You awaken trapped in an alternate dimension with him...a dimension of unspeakable pain. Your pain brings him joy.
domain:
mypillowguystaresintoyoursoul
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?King of the Hill "airs" on the Oxygen Net... |
Nickelodeon |
(3.31) |
3,066 |
2018-06-04 |
description:
heir, air, err, and ear. the last one was an error.
domain:
hexane
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?Lando is Gay now LOL!!!! |
mik3m |
(3.55) |
2,188 |
2018-06-03 |
description:
Patna Medical College and Hospital (abbreviated as PMCH) was established in 1925 and originally known as Prince of Wales Medical College, is a medical college located in Patna, the state capital of Bihar, India.
It is located on the southern bank of the river Ganges and is now affiliated to Aryabhatta Knowledge University (previously: Patna University). The exact location is on Ashok Rajpath which is also home to other colleges of Patna University. It has more than 1748 beds which is at par with AIIMS. The emergency ward is called IGCE (Indira Gandhi Central Emergency) and has an additional 220 beds. It is one of the busiest hospitals in India. The average daily opd[clarification needed] patients is one of the highest in India (Safdurjung Hospital having the highest).
domain:
SoloAStarWarsMovie
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?We've updated our privacy policy |
jimmyshackleton |
(2.00) |
1,255 |
2018-05-31 |
description:
YTMND.COM Privacy Policy
What This Privacy Policy Covers
This privacy policy pertains to the use of the YTMND web site at http://www.ytmnd.com/
This privacy policy covers how YTMND treats personal information that YTMND collects and receives. Personal information is information about you that is personally identifiable like your name, address, email address, or phone number.
Children under 13 are not permitted to use the YTMND service, and so this privacy policy makes no provision for children's use of the site.
Information Collection and How it is used
General Information
YTMND collects personal information when you register with YTMND to use YTMND services or to post content.
When you register we ask for your email address and certain optional information such as your name, birth date, birth place, gender, biographical information, ICQ/AIM/Yahoo/MSN user name, and personal interests.
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YTMND automatically receives and records information on our server logs from your browser, including your IP address, cookie, and the page you request.
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YTMND uses its own cookies for a number of purposes, including to:
o Access your information when you "sign in".
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Information Sharing and Disclosure
When you post a message, your YTMND ID or alias that you are posting under is visible to other users unless otherwise specified.
If you post personal information online that is accessible to the public, you may receive unsolicited messages from other parties in return.
domain:
privacypolicy
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?The Way of Qui-Gon Jinn |
airbud |
(3.00) |
538 |
2018-05-26 |
description:
Lived moonless nights and starry days
A tale of hope he breathed
A warrior walked with hair of gray
An emerald blade he sheathed
domain:
quigonjinn
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?Oil steady near multi-year highs as U.S. drilling rises |
jimmyshackleton |
(1.00) |
1,026 |
2018-05-14 |
description:
LONDON (Reuters) - Oil prices steadied below 3-1/2 year highs on Monday as resistance emerged in Europe and Asia to U.S. sanctions against major crude exporter Iran, while rising U.S. drilling pointed to higher North American production.
Brent crude LCOc1 was up 15 cents at $77.27 a barrel by 1130 GMT. U.S. light crude oil was up 5 cents at $70.75.
Both oil futures contracts hit their highest since November 2014 last week at $78 and $71.89 a barrel respectively as markets anticipated a sharp fall in Iranian crude supply once U.S. sanctions bite later this year.
It is unclear how hard U.S. sanctions will hit Iran’s oil industry. A lot will depend on how other major oil consumers respond to Washington’s action against Tehran, which will take effect in November.
China, France, Russia, Britain, Germany and Iran all remain in the nuclear accord that placed controls on Iran’s nuclear programme and led to a relaxation of economic sanctions against Iran and companies doing business there.
Some oil analysts have said they expect Iranian crude exports to fall by as little as 200,000 barrels per day (bpd), while others put the figure closer to 1 million bpd.
Michael Wittner, analyst at Societe Generale, forecasts U.S. sanctions will remove 400,000-500,000 bpd of Iranian crude from the global oil market.
“In 2012 the reduction in Iranian crude production and exports was around 1 million bpd,” Wittner said. “This time around, we expect much less of an impact.”
Greg McKenna, chief market strategist at futures brokerage AxiTrader, says it is still “far from certain” that sanctions “will bite in the way intended”.
“Germany has said it will protect its companies from U.S. sanctions, Iran has said French oil giant Total (TOTF.PA) has yet to pull out of its fields and all the while it seems the Chinese are ready to fill the void created by the U.S.”
The surge in oil prices comes at a time of tight supply amid record Asian demand and voluntary output restraint by the Organization of the Petroleum Exporting Countries and non-OPEC producers including Russia.
On Monday, however, markets were held in check by news of a rise in U.S. drilling for new oil production.
U.S. drillers added 10 oil rigs in the week to May 11, bringing the total to 844, the highest level since March 2015, energy services firm Baker Hughes said on Friday.
“Soaring U.S. shale output will continue to put a cap on prices,” said Hussein Sayed, chief market strategist at futures brokerage FXTM.
domain:
oilsteady
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?SpaceX launches new rocket primed for future cre... |
jimmyshackleton |
(4.00) |
1,311 |
2018-05-13 |
description:
CAPE CANAVERAL, Fla. (Reuters) - An updated version of the SpaceX Falcon 9 rocket, tailored for eventual crewed missions for NASA, made its debut launch on Friday from Florida’s Cape Canaveral carrying a communications satellite for Bangladesh into orbit.
The newly minted Block-5 edition of the Falcon 9 - equipped with about 100 upgrades for greater power, safety and reusability than its Block-4 predecessor - lifted off at 4:14 p.m. EDT (2014 GMT) from the Kennedy Space Center.
Minutes later, the rocket’s main-stage booster flew itself back to Earth to achieve a safe return landing on an unmanned platform vessel floating in the Pacific Ocean.
The recoverable Block-5 booster is designed to be reused at least 10 times with minimal refurbishment between flights, allowing more frequent launches at lower cost - a key to the SpaceX business model.
Enhanced rocket reusability also is a core tenet of SpaceX owner and billionaire entrepreneur Elon Musk’s broader objectives of making space travel commonplace and ultimately sending humans to Mars.
SpaceX has safely return-landed 24 of its boosters and reflown 11 of them.
Friday’s flight marked the ninth SpaceX launch so far this year, compared to five orbital-class missions the company had logged at the same point in 2017, according to Musk.
It came a day after the original launch countdown was halted one minute before blastoff time due to a technical problem detected by the rocket’s onboard computers. Friday’s second attempt by SpaceX, formally known as Space Exploration Technologies, appeared to have gone off without a hitch.
The rocket’s payload, the Bangladeshi government’s first communications satellite, Bangabandhu-1, was placed into Earth orbit at 4:47 p.m. EDT, just 33 minutes after launch, according to SpaceX.
The achievement was hailed by Bangladesh Prime Minister Sheikh Hasina in a livestream appearance from her country’s capital, Dhaka.
“Today is a very delightful and glorious day for our motherland, Bangladesh, and Bangalee nation,” she said. “With launching of Bangabandhu Satellite-1, we are hoisting our national flag in the space.”
The Block-5 also marks another milestone for Musk’s California-based company. It is expected to be the first SpaceX vehicle to satisfy NASA’s standards for its Commercial Crew Program to carry agency astronauts to the International Space Station. NASA requires seven successful flights before the new rocket receives final certification for a manned mission.
Besides missions to the space station, the new rocket will be used to launch U.S. Air Force global positioning satellites and other high-value, military and national security payloads.
Block-5 marks the final version of the Falcon 9 lineup before SpaceX introduces its super heavy-lift launch vehicle, dubbed the Big Falcon Rocket, or BFR, which will be designed to send manned missions to Mars.
SpaceX is one of two private companies hired by NASA to ferry astronaut crews to the space station. The other is Boeing Co.
domain:
spacex
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