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B1R-D13 "Birdie" . Robotic Avian . Self-lubricating . 4' 1" . Organs and orifices can be used in any combination, and pack away smoothly when not in use . Bi-directional throat . 6 ft . Smol ! Soft, flexible beak .

Bird13

Even the shyest of birds occasionally have their spicy moments... deciding to wear a sheer skirt out for a day of shopping was already a bold move, but after picking up a few new toys at his favourite toy store he got a little too carried away and the idea entered his head that trying one out in public would be an exciting way to spend the afternoon. Slipping it in somewhere discrete, not too worried about it being visible through the sheer fabric figuring his tailfeathers and general fluff would do a good enough job hiding it from view, he settled down at a nearby coffee shop. Unfortunately for poor Addie, the toy ended up being considerably more effective than he had expected. Suffice it to say, everyone around had a pretty good idea what was going on, and given his state there wasn't much he could do about it except wait for his body to calm down enough for him to be able to walk away... Fortunately, this kind of thing is well tolerated and often even enjoyed his his world, so he shouldn't get into much trouble. Judging by the subtle shake of the camera though, we may be viewing this through someone's phone recording... that's what you get for trying out toys in public, Addie!

Adhina

Ayu Khandro (Long Life Dakini), also known as Dorje Paldrön, lived from 1839 to 1953 (114 years). She was a practitioner, yogini, and terton of Tibetan Buddhism in Eastern Tibet. An accomplished Dzogchen meditator, she is known for her extensive pilgrimages throughout Tibet, long periods of dark retreat practice, the gongter of the practice of the yidam Senge Dongma, various forms of Chöd, and her lifelong dedication to spiritual practice. Much of the information we have about Ayu Khandro comes from the oral commentary that she gave in person to Chogyal Namkhai Norbu in Dzongsa in 1951. He wrote her namthar, or spiritual biography, which was later published in Women of Wisdom by Tsultrim Allione. Ayu Khandro met, and was taught by, many great masters of her day: Jamyang Khyentse Wangpo, Jamgon Kongtrul the First, Chokgyur Lingpa, Nyala Pema Dündul, Adzom Drukpa, Togden Rangrig and the ninth Tai Situpa, Pema Nyingche Wangpo. She led the life of a hidden yogini, spending a significant amount of her life in retreat or as a wandering chodma. She was recognised as an emanation of Vajrayogini.

AyuKhandro

My head canon is, was and always will be that DarthWang & Whang! are the same person... DarthWhang! if you will... (My worlds are colliding!!!!) Note:- We all should refer him as Edmund Fitzgerald of YTMND too!!!

DarthWhang

I stole the gif from https://tokyojayblog.wordpress.com/2018/08/03/track-teardown-garbage-truck-by-sex-bob-omb-beck/.

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lioness

Hey y'all, it's Dg3 supplying this website with the BEST NEW music available ON THE MARKET! Made by yours truly, with creative advision from the other members of Heavy Abundance.

OcelotHeavyAbundance

Jack Perry (born June 16, 1997) is an American professional wrestler. He is signed to All Elite Wrestling (AEW), where he is a member of The Elite stable. He is also a former one-time FTW Champion, a former one-time AEW TNT Champion, and a former one-time AEW World Tag Team Champion (with Luchasaurus as Jurassic Express). He previously performed under the ring name Jungle Boy. He also makes appearances for New Japan Pro-Wrestling (NJPW), where he is a former member of Bullet Club and its sub-group House of Torture. Jungle Boy's first theme song was "Tarzan Boy" by Baltimora in AEW.

JungleBoy

Boohayou/Boo-hoy! Captain Mavie is ghost Pirate vtuber! 🏴‍☠️ Welcome aboard Boocaneer💜 ᕙ( •̀ ᗜ •́ )ᕗ You can find here in her Main Channel: Reactions - Gameplays - Stream Content - - Highlights - shorts - clips and MORE! She also have other YouTube channel for her Stream VODs and EXCLUSIVE Cozy games live streams!

Mavie

I stole this from youtube but I'm not giving you the link lmao

marioconsole

Spooky

Tarnishedhollowboyintheabyss

April: What do you guys like on your pizza? Mikey: just the regular stuff; flies, some stink bugs.

tocatchflieswithyouropenmouth

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king-homer

Cool cat snapped because Daddy Derek still hasn't made Cool Cat Stops a School Shooting

CoolCatFightsTheKids

In this cover for Salt Lake City based reggae band, a couple engages coitus with brass instruments.

isthatafaceofpainorpleasure

Creator of classics such as "Cool Cat Saves the Kids", "Gun Self-Defense for Lady's" and "Hood Rat for Trump" and the Daddiest of Dereks

DaddyDerek

knuckles the echidna knocking the door

knucklesknocks

Shoutout to Yahya Sinwar for starting a war which will now end with Gaza becoming American land... I am starting to understand why Bibi accepted the ceasefire in January 2025... Can't wait for the Trump Hotel in Gaza AND THE JEWS ARE GOING TO PAY FOR IT!!!! (LOL) Note- When Nazi Germany started a war and lost, all the Germans in Eastern Europe were moved back to Germany where they originate.... Soooo... I do think that the Arabs are getting deported.....

MAGAStrip

a hallucinatory experience at the university of washington - top public research school in scps

uwhallucinations

I'd make this into a "Bart Has One Weakness" site but I don't feel like it.

bartstairs

Perpetually 19, female, spotted hyena demisexual, poly, immature & rebelious . From: Arkansas, Ozarks . Works at her uncle's farm on the weekends . Lives in a run down mobile home park with her helicopter parents . Very very subtle country accent . Stinky & hairy, bathes like once a week, prefers a dip in a river or a hose rinse . Loves roller skating, ice cream and hates country music . Worn out stuffy work overalls (hotbox for the coochie) . No underwear . Dirty 10 year old sneakers . Weird relationship with her cousin she doesn't like to talk about . Fucks most of her friends . Calls her pseudo-penis her "pistil" gets upset when people call it anything else . Has trouble loving just one person . Dropped out of Highschool in 10th grade .

HibiscusBlossom

Rose Blossom . Perpetually 42, female, spotted hyena, bisexual, immature, stubborn, loving . From: Arkansas, Ozarks . Wears too little or too tight of clothing for the occasion . Hoarder . Likes, dancing and swimming . Works as a cook at the local diner . Jealous of her daughter (Hibi) . Unmarried, single mother, cougar . Perpetually stuck in the 1980's . Always trying to seduce Hibiscus's friends . Dropped out of college when she got pregnant . Bathes once a week, hairy, smelly . 6'2 . Always trying to recapture her youth .

RoseBlossom

Ween the band

downwiththebrown

it's from the show xavier renegade angel

withthesepinwheels

Nicole is a beautiful , blue eyed , blonde girl ( just like her Mom - Anna ) . Nicole is the only daughter of Anna . Nicole & Anna are kind-hearted socialites. Nicole also has a womb tattoo ! Note : BOTH Nicole & Anna ARE CREATED BY Akir Anime . ' MOOOM ! ' - Nicole TO Anna ( Her Mother )

NicoAA

Name: Mary Hard , Age: 34 , Height: 5'6" (172 CM) , Weight: 165 lbs , Hair Color: Brown , Eye Color: Green , Cup Size: H , Hobbies: Clothes Shopping & Dressing Up Bella , About: Mary has been single for the past eighteen years of her life after she was heart broken at a young age by her first love, Amanda Long. She gave birth to two of Amanda's children. One while they were dating and one after a one night stand with Amanda a year later. However, she never let Amanda know about either pregnancy and raised the two girls on her own. , Sex Life: Until she met Bella, Mary had not had sex since her second child was conceived. She spent her time while single fantasizing about being with barely legal futanari teens. Mary's biggest turn on is the feeling of a small, soft cock growing hard in her mouth. Her second greatest fantasy would be getting ass fucked by a futanari girl with an incredibly large dick. Her other interests include role-playing, golden showers, and cuckold. , Misc: Mary has been very insecure about the size of her penis and foreskin as well as her enlarged clitoris for her whole life. , Flaccid Penis Size L: 8 inches (21 CM) , Flaccid Penis Size G: 8.6 inches (22 CM) , Erect Penis Size L: 12.2 inches (32 CM) , Erect Penis Size G: 11 inches (29 CM) , Semen Output: Average 80 OZ . PLAYFUTA (MARCH 2000)

MaryHard

Movie Soundtrack...? Nice!

dwango64

I will defeat the villains with my booty! - Miss Bomber (Blonde Hot Bimbo!)

MissBomb

The 8th World Robot Conference 2024 opens in Beijing China to promote scientific and technological progress under the new industrial development trends in the world. The International event was jointly organised by the People’s Government of Beijing Municipality, the Ministry of Industry and Information Technology of the People’s Republic of China (MIIT), and China Association for Science and Technology (CAST) for eight consecutive years, with the permission of the State Council of the People’s Republic of China. It was a prestigious international conference in global robotic industry with the largest scale, the highest standards, and the most intensified resources. The conference pooled the wisdom of experts around the world, attracted to enterprises in the world and displayed the latest scientific and technological achievements, which had guiding significance for innovation and entrepreneurship. The conference had received care and guidance from leaders of the Communist Party of China Central Committee and the State Council. President Xi Jinping sent a letter of greetings, Premier Li Keqiang made a written reply, and Vice Premier Liu Yandong and Liu He attended the opening ceremony and relevant activities. The WRC 2024 aims at promoting scientific and technological progress under the new industrial development trends in the world. It will be a good opportunity for participants to network with the international robotic community, to take advantage of international resources, to attract innovation resources, to use the platform for further international cooperation in the field of robotics and constructing long-term cooperation mechanism. WFEO President-Elect Seng Chuan Tan will deliver a keynote speech on global cooperation and sustainable development of robotics in the future, during the 2nd International Forum on Sustainable Development and Cooperation of Robotics on August 22, in the Conference Room AB located on the 2nd floor of Hall C, Beiren Yichuang International Convention and Exhibition Center, Beijing, during WRC 2024.

ChinaBotS