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"Is there such a thing as an absolute and timeless enemy? There is no such thing, and never has been. And the reason is that our enemies are human beings like us... They can only be our enemies in relative terms."

marvelous

It's a fact that the empire was recently negated from having any representation in the world trade center buildings, the governments lie of sand people clearly does not stand up to intense jedi scrutiny, the 2.000 jawas lost on that day will never be forgotten!

thisiswhathappenedlololol

LOL!

chadroll

Rob never changes

stravinski

Sheep never changes facial expressions

callonsheep

riding the cyclone and having a moment! AHHHHHHHHHHH

AHHHHHHHHELPME

No description is needed, you're fucking perfect, as fuck.

BFFFL

things are not going well for Kermit

kermitt

This buddeh will never forget the stairs.

dontforgetthestairsbuddeh

WTF Norway, seriously.

norwayhasalottoanswerfor

A tragedy whose victims can never be vintage consoled. Hey, we each grieve in our own way.

neverfrogget911

The 'pede will never be the same

bintradenrises

You'd be a scared butt too

Scarybutt

kermit thought he should place his name on this lovely track.

onlykermit

Oh those silly Asians and their fake rape.

Rapeisneverfunny

Ending scene to the action film "Heat" by Michael Mann, starring Al Pacino, Robert De Niro and Val Kilmer.

heatendingspoilers

Never Gonna

tsroll

You will never un-see...

klarge

I immediately wrote this down so I would never forget it.

kindaclunky

Notorious navy seal copy pasta turned song hat the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your Life. You're fucking Dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy Retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking Dead, kiddo.

navysealsong

classic hippie haircut, but not really that classic. more like typical...except it never actually happened. maybe, like, if there was a smaller, crappier universe within the ptkfgsverse.

thatsunacceptable

1997 will never be the same

sanduskybop

Vincent Crabbe (1979 or 1980 – 2 May, 1998) was a pure-blood Dark Wizard, and the son of Death Eater Crabbe Sr.. Vincent Crabbe was also a student at Hogwarts and a member of Slytherin House. Crabbe, and Gregory Goyle were rarely seen without their ringleader Draco Malfoy. While Dolores Umbridge was Headmistress, he joined the Inquisitorial Squad. In his last year at Hogwarts, he became a Dark Wizard, as he learned to cast powerful dark curses, such as the Killing and the Cruciatus Curse. He accidentally killed himself using Fiendfyre on 2 May 1998, during the Battle of Hogwarts. Biography Early life Vincent Crabbe was born into the pure-blood Crabbe family. His father, Mr. Crabbe, was a Death Eater. This likely influenced his son's prejudice against Muggle-borns and other non pure-bloods. Hogwarts years First year At the start of his first year, Crabbe was sorted into Slytherin House, along with his friends Draco Malfoy and Gregory Goyle, both of whom were also the sons of Death Eaters. Harry Potter noticed that Crabbe and Goyle seemed to act as bodyguards for Malfoy. When Draco challenged Harry to a duel, he selected Crabbe as his Second, although the challenge was merely a ruse to get Harry in trouble for being out of bed after hours. Second year During the second opening of the Chamber of Secrets, Harry Potter, Ron Weasley, and Hermione Granger tricked him and Goyle into eating cakes containing a sleeping draught — by leaving the cakes on a banister, even though Crabbe and Goyle had already eaten much more than their fill (which would explain his obesity). Ron and Harry used hairs from Crabbe and Goyle to impersonate them, as components of a Polyjuice Potion, and spy on Malfoy in the Slytherin Common Room (Hermione did not go as Millicent Bulstrode because she had used cat hairs, thinking they were Millicent's hairs from her robes, transforming her partly into a cat). Third year On the way to Hogwarts on his third year of education, Crabbe along with his friends stepped into Harry Potter's compartment to bully him. However, they could not act on their wishes as the new Defence Against the Dark Arts professor, Remus Lupin, was in the compartment, sleeping. Early in the school year it was quite clear that the Dementors guarding Hogwarts from Sirius Black were feared by Harry, and so during a Quidditch match, Crabbe and his friends put their cloaks up and pretended to be Dementors in an attempt to scare Harry, which it did and Harry cast a Patronus charm in response. Goyle was later humiliated when Harry (under his Invisibility cloak) defended his friends Hermione Granger and Ron Weasley by throwing snowballs at him. Crabbe's attempts to scare Harry later in the year were foiled, as he had too much protection from students and staff. Fourth year In the 1994-1995 school year, the Triwizard Tournament was held at Hogwarts school. After Harry Potter became a champion alongside Cedric Diggory, Crabbe, Goyle and Malfoy passed out badges that could be made to read Potter Stinks, and taunted Harry regularly, such as commenting that he was betting Harry wouldn't last more than a few minutes with the dragons. At the end of the year, Harry was almost killed by Lord Voldemort, and saw that Crabbe's father was a Death Eater. Fifth year In their fifth year, Crabbe and Goyle each became Beaters for the Slytherin Quidditch team. During the Slytherin vs. Gryffindor Quidditch match, Crabbe sent a Bludger at Harry, angry because he caught the Snitch before Draco (the Seeker then) did. Harry got into a fight alongside George Weasley and got a lifetime ban from Quidditch, courtesy of Dolores Umbridge.

vincentcrabbe

matthew wojack is back at it again this time with some action packed bone crushing tactics

wojack

Of course, the end to Nietzsche's life was quite tragic (he went insane in 1889, at the age of 44, and spent the last ten years of his life under the care of family members). But this is the end to a videogame, not his life. This YTMND basically contains my vision of heaven: an 8-bit place with a day moon and Nietzsche.

bitparadise

Baloo never saw it cumming

tailspinning

Harvey Keitel never goes soloHarvey Keitel is avoiding masturbation in favour of love.

HKM

Journey into your inner peaceful place as the video tame console flips to channel 8, the zen channel. The video tame console has left our screens frosted over with the pleasant snowfall of static, but with a little imagination, all your favorite TV shows are always on, and never interrupted. Sit back on your favorite spot on the couch, grab your favorite snack, then let nostalgia and happiness turn off all the tension in your mind.

TRANQUILItmndDigitalBlizzard

Will he never make it?

catjumping