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Mr. Book has some advice for a woman's body in case of legitimate rape.

MrBookLegitRapeAdvice

Sonic races a camel.

sonicvcamel

oh

randyandandy

Heh

ahhno

Moon Man is awesome!

exceptyoudie

Mario and Sonic went to the London 2012 Games, but Bowser had a nasty surprise in store for them.

ulympic

Moon Man is awesome!

striptease

Moon Man is awesome!

basgas

Super Sonic... Runs.

supersonicruns

Saturn is the sixth planet from the Sun and the second largest planet in the Solar System, after Jupiter. Named after the Roman god Saturn, its astronomical symbol (♄) represents the god's sickle. Saturn is a gas giant with an average radius about nine times that of Earth.[12][13] While only one-eighth the average density of Earth, with its larger volume Saturn is just over 95 times as massive as Earth.[14][15][16] Saturn's interior is probably composed of a core of iron, nickel and rock (silicon and oxygen compounds), surrounded by a deep layer of metallic hydrogen, an intermediate layer of liquid hydrogen and liquid helium and an outer gaseous layer.[17] Electrical current within the metallic hydrogen layer is thought to give rise to Saturn's planetary magnetic field, which is slightly weaker than Earth's and around one-twentieth the strength of Jupiter's.[18] The outer atmosphere is generally bland and lacking in contrast, although long-lived features can appear. Wind speeds on Saturn can reach 1,800 km/h (1,100 mph), faster than on Jupiter, but not as fast as those on Neptune.[19] Saturn has a ring system that consists of nine continuous main rings and three discontinuous arcs, composed mostly of ice particles with a smaller amount of rocky debris and dust. Sixty-two[20] known moons orbit the planet; fifty-three are officially named. This does not include the hundreds of "moonlets" within the rings. Titan, Saturn's largest and the Solar System's second largest moon, is larger than the planet Mercury and is the only moon in the Solar System to retain a substantial atmosphere.

klargesaturn

Love advice from the sexiest alpha male chef ever.

gordonramsayadvice

rebecca gives her young daughter some delicious milk

milktasty

GIVE ME THE GREENLIGHT!!!

dav3th3rav3

Misheard lyrics. I found the dew and DaveTheRave made it, but told me to upload it; so technically this is his site.. I am just giving birth to it. Insemination!

TimBurton

moon man makes you sick and gives you diarreha

moonsick

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hypnonigger

Candice Bergen and Matt Pinfield are crime fighting terrorist negotiators who met at TGIFriday's on ladies night. "I'll have a coors light, and a long island ice tea for the lady" "I'm sorry sir, but ladies are allowed one free drink, and she had a rum and shasta already" "Damnit I've been negotiating with terrorists all day. Give me a long island ice tea now!" "Is this how you practice negotiating? By acting like an insane bitch and already drunk at- wait, you're a terrorist nogiator?" "Why yes. And it's really stressfull. That's why I'm trying to get that long island ice tea. Let me tell you something, I've been-" "Let me stop you right here. Do you use a megaphone?" "Of course I do jack-ass. Terrorist are always hanging out of 12th story windows with a knife to someone's throat. They don't toss us walkie-talkies, if that's what you're thinking. Now where's that long island ice tea?" Well you see, I host a really long and boring show on MTV called 200 minutes, something or other, and most of my viewers only stay tuned because they fall asleep and can't change the channel. If I can use your megaphone on my show, I can wake them up, and they'll change the channel to animaniacs or something, and then I can lose my job and we can fight crime together. I love you Candice." "Sounds good. But wait, can I still convince people that a lifetime in jail is better than quenching their thirst for vengence, and sacrificing their lives to achieve eternal bliss in heaven?" "Fine, we'll be crime fighters/terrorist negotiators, ok?" "Ok great. If I could just get that drink, we'll be on our way." "The bartender said you can't have it because you already drank the shasta." "Well I'm not paying 6 dollars for a shitty long island ice tea!!!" "I got an idea. We'll split it. I'll chip in 3 dollars and you can just owe me." "Sounds good. BARTENDE- wait a minute! OWE you?! LOLOL Let's arrest this guy for orderly conduct!"

swordplay

Bryce Harper gives us a sound byte we can use whenever someone asks us something stupid.

clownquestionbro

oscar frpm hey Arnold wants his sandwitch NOWW.suzie,please give him his damn sandwich

suzysandwitch

Please copy the Sonic Ending (Fast) sound ID on this YTMND like Maps (Windows 8) found the funniest place in the world

lyhvk

ThugMuncherMusicChannel aims to provide the ytmnd user with music to give/get head to. Talk to Johnny Lurg, Santabot, milkhuman or Max Goldbergs dad if you want to go all the wayyyyyyyyyy.

cambrodia

Anne Hathaway, gettin nekkid

hathaway

This is really good advice if you want to have a date

nadia

Before Axl Rose breaks out into song, he provides you worth life changing words of wisdom.

AdviceAxl

This is my most controversial addition to the Thunderwing Music Channel. On September 11, 2001, the United States of America suffered the worst terrorist attack of its then 225-year history when the World Trade Center was destroyed when hijacked planes ran into the Twin Towers. However, over the past decade since, evidence has emerged that hints that it might have been a false flag. Then-President George W. Bush's lack of a surprised reaction when he was told that the WTC was attacked was suspicious, as was the British Broadcasting Corporation's report that building WTC 7, which was not hit by a plane, had collapsed, as that report occurred before WTC 7 fell. Also suspicious is the very involvement of Al-Qaeda. The WTC attack was allegedly masterminded by Al-Qaeda leader Osama Bin Laden, who had previously been a CIA tactician. The CIA armed him and rebels in Afghanistan in the 1980s as they fought off an invasion from the Union of Soviet Socialist Republics. Before Al-Queda was the name of a terrorist group, it was the name of the CIA's database of arms smugglers used, along with Saudi Arabia, to funnel arms into the anti-USSR resistance in the 1980s. Larry Silverstein, the owner of WTC7, told the NYC fire department to "pull it," or demolish WTC7, after it was reported to him that the FDNY could not contain the fire destroying WTC7. I know most of you will think I'm a crackpot, but I do believe that 9/11 was a false flag used to expand the wars for oil in the Middle East and Africa, and give Congress and the President an excuse to pass laws, like the Patriot Act, that rob us of our civil and Constitutional rights. Look into the evidence. Enjoy the song, and please buy it on iTunes or Amazon.com if you like it.

binladenremix

Moon Man is awesome!

ithasaids

Lotso from Toy Story 3 expands his advice to life and religion

lotsothinks

yeah

advicesandwichartist

Just made this out of boredom. Not really much else to say.

sanicrecolor