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I recreated one of my favorite YTMND sites for posterity (originally it was funhorn.ytmnd.com, but the original user, rug, changed it some time ago). None of this was made by me. Image and sound were both located on the Waybackmachine.

funhorn2

Basically do the opposite of everything that I say and do and think and feel etc...

badateverything

But the bottle isn't good enough

tubemeat

Mike is doing just fine.

shinybottlecaps

pilleater has found the noob software. now highlight_2 highlighted">share. im reuploading this cause its pretty kkkool. can somone tell me what they call this girl btw

isthispilleater

looks like someone reported him to his parents according to my hypothesis still i can't prove it, but suzanne would not randomly disappear, is this user in danger?

seriouslyzanne

Hunch Hoagie details his BurgerLust™

HunchHoagiesHorngry

nostalgic feels of the 80s and the impact of cable TV

slicesoda

Beach Boy Mike Love highlight_2 highlighted">Shares Whimsical Tunes featuring the likes of Mark McGrath and Uncle Jessie

thatsmikelove

Goodbye toys r us

RIPTRU

Jimmy Neutron's dad installs rubber assholes in his wooden ducks and fucks them while Jimmy's mom is away

jimjam

Stapler Man isn't a very hard boss to beat, but you have to remember to give him his weapon back before the end of the game or he'll set Dr. Light's Laboratory on fire

bindup

most inept team on the planet!!! how's that 0.2x feel?!!!!

ALCHEMINT

johnnylurg is gone. this is from the message he sent to me he made a big deal on about btw searched and lurgs gone. no sites by him. no account creation. his sites were a waste of bandwidth anyway. hahah

penispenispenispenispenis

Max defends his site while simultaneously preventing people from using it.

butdoesitneedyou

I will never feel abandoned so long as I have this one unread message in my You're The Man Now, Dog inbox. #Blessed

youwillalwaysbeinmyheart

Well, i have a feeling it's gonna be a long time before this update finnishes. '-.-

eltonwindows

RIP VaderKickerz™ Leon "Vader" White took too many Kobayashi Kicks™ during his career and passed due to complications of SizeBurger™ bypass surgery.

RIPVaderKickerz

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I playpen rock song in this

rockguitarplay

This is a song called youve lost that lovin feeling by r&b girl group m&m

sing1

So recently, max went online (for some reason) and started a cleanup. All of the users and sites in the deletion queue were deleted (as always,) but that wasn't all. Those users who would spam those elephant feces sites are banned, as well as many others. In total, as far as I know, five people were hit. AngryNerd, who started Dried Poop Crust, Raw Eggs, and Mechanical Weiner was banned, as well as all of the accounts from JungleExplorer, meaning that JungleExplorer, MotherfuckerMike, and the other alts are gone. Note that the original creator of the fad, Cinemassacre, wasn't hit. Personally, I think that AngryNerd could've been spared, as he at least has some interesting sites, but the banning of the rest was definitely justified. Then, Toshiba's account is also gone. If you don't know, Toshiba was a user who was VERY anti-elephant feces. Yet... He still got hit. Maybe Toshiba was just a troll created by JungleExplorer? It would explain why, despite supposedly hating elephant feces, he never once downvoted any of their sites. In fact, he never voted on ANY site. Maybe it just has to do with the fact that he was practically begging for sponsorships on his sites? He ended up actually never getting a sponsorship, but who knows. Lastly, Redblade7 was banned for "terrorism". Then there's MyPostingPlace, aka Santa-Bot, who also is gone. The thing is... I think that it was voluntary? There is this thing in the chat where "Ruby" says that sacrificing their account is worth it if others get banned. I think that's MPP? Or maybe the account was down for posting NSFW images in the preview? I dunno. (chat thing is here https://image.ibb.co/dhR33y/Screen_shot_2018_05_14_at_10_58_22_PM.png) If any other users got hit, please comment detailing who and possibly why.

elephant-is-down

I sing the sylvester song you make me feel mighty real.i play the guitar as well

mightyrealsing

Wonka gets high and jams his fucking ass off

willywonkapufnstuf

Data gets high and jams his fucking ass off

datapufnstuf

Odo gets high and jams his fucking ass off

odopufnstuf

Mr hector gets high and jams his fucking ass off

stolencreditcardpufnstuf

Riker gets high and jams his fucking ass off

williamtpufnstuf

Looks like someone fucked up his wallet too...

hdtf

WASHINGTON — President Trump, exulting in the release of three Americans from prison in North Korea, confirmed Thursday that he would meet Kim Jong-un, the North’s leader, in Singapore on June 12, setting the date for a once unimaginable encounter. The choice of Singapore, a tidy, prosperous city-state with ties to both the United States and North Korea, is a small victory for Mr. Trump’s advisers, who talked him out of meeting Mr. Kim in the Demilitarized Zone between North and South Korea — a far more symbolic, but politically problematic, location. “We will both try to make it a very special moment for World Peace!” Mr. Trump said in a midmorning post on Twitter, hours after he traveled in the middle of the night to Joint Base Andrews near Washington to greet the three men: Kim Dong-chul, Tony Kim and Kim Hak-song. North Korea’s release of the Americans lifted a major obstacle to the summit meeting. Secretary of State Mike Pompeo, who has taken charge of the diplomatic opening to the North, finalized its date and location during a 90-minute meeting with Kim Jong-un in Pyongyang, the north’s capital. Afterward, Mr. Pompeo left with the detainees on his plane. For Mr. Trump, basking in the glow of floodlights and TV cameras, it was a jubilant moment as he descended the steps of the aircraft with the three Americans, who flashed peace signs. But he acknowledged that the most difficult phase of the negotiations — persuading North Korea to surrender its nuclear weapons arsenal — lies ahead. “We’re starting off on a new footing,” he said. “I think he did this because I really think he wants to do something and bring that country into the real world.” As the two sides discussed potential meeting sites — the United States, South Korea, Mongolia, Vietnam and even a Navy warship anchored in the Pacific — they balanced political issues with practical considerations, like whether Mr. Kim could fly long distances on North Korea’s rickety aircraft. Last week, Mr. Trump expressed his preference for the Demilitarized Zone, saying that if the talks were successful, “there’s a great celebration to be had on the site.” He was clearly beguiled by the meeting of Mr. Kim and President Moon Jae-in of South Korea, which was replete with the images of two long-estranged neighbors making peace. But that symbolism troubled some officials, who argued that the Demilitarized Zone, because of its connection to the Korean War, would put a greater spotlight on the prospects for peace on the Korean Peninsula than on ridding the North of its nuclear weapons. They also worried about the optics of Mr. Trump traveling to Mr. Kim’s doorstep. EDITORS’ PICKS On Social Media’s Fringes, Extremism Targets Women A Simple Way to Improve a Billion Lives: Eyeglasses An Orchestra Adopts a City, One Kid at Time Singapore, by contrast, is neutral ground, nearly 3,000 miles from Pyongyang, and not a treaty ally of the United States, like South Korea, Japan or the Philippines. Both countries have embassies there, United States Navy warships call at Singapore’s port and North Korea has operated trading companies there, though they have been shut down because of sanctions against Pyongyang. “North Korea will have a comfort level there that they just don’t have in other countries,” said Franklin L. Lavin, who served as the American ambassador to Singapore under President George W. Bush. A large C.I.A. station is also in Singapore, another former official said, and American spies meet regularly with their North Korean counterparts as part of an intelligence channel between the two countries.

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