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Oh, that Krang! He's way too evil to stand THOSE for very long. Especially when they're given to him by a super-charged girl next door who can crush a mountain with her bare hands...Or feet if she chooses!

kranghateshugs

My dramatic interpretation of a private message that some girl felt so proud of that she posted it to her Facebook wall.

selffish

For estie

estebansgirl

Can't touch this (x2) Can't touch this (oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) (x2) My-my-my-my music hits me so hard makes me say oh my Lord Thank you for blessing me with a mind to rhyme and two hyped feet It feels good when you know you're down A superdope homeboy from the Oaktown And I'm known as such And this is a beat uh u can't touch I told you homeboy u can't touch this Yeah that's how we're livin' and you know u can't touch this Look in my eyes man u can't touch this You know let me bust the funky lyrics u can't touch this Fresh new kicks and pants You got it like that now you know you wanna dance So move out of your seat And get a fly girl and catch this beat While it's rollin' hold on pump a little bit And let me know it's going on like that like that Cold on a mission so pull on back Let 'em know that you're too much And this is a beat uh u can't touch Yo I told you u can't touch this Why you standing there man u can't touch this Yo sound the bells school is in sucker u can't touch this Give me a song or rhythm Making 'em sweat that's what I'm giving 'em Now they know when you talk about the Hammer You talk about a show that's hyped and tight Singers are sweatin' so pass them a mic Or a tape to learn what it's gonna take And now he's gonna burn The charts legit either work hard Or you might as well quit That's word because you know U can't touch this (oh-oh oh oh-oh-oh) (x2) Break it down (Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh oh-oh) (x4) Stop Hammer time Go with the flow in a spin if you can't move to this Then you probably are dead So wave your hands in the air Bust throught the moves run your fingers through your hair This is it for a winner Dance to this and you're gonna get thinner Move slide your rump Just for a minute let's all do the bump Bump bump bump yeah U can't touch this Look man u can't touch this You'll probably get hyped boy 'Cause you know you can't u can't touch this Ring the bell school's back in break it down (Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) (x4) Stop Hammer time (Oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) (x2) (Oh-oh oh-oh oh-oh oh-oh) (Oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) u can't touch this (x3) (Oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) break it down (Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) (x2) Stop Hammer time Every time you see me that Hammer's just so hype I'm dope on the floor and I'm magic on the mic Now why would I ever stop doing this With others makin' records that just don't hit I toured around the world from London to the BAY It's Hammer go Hammer mc hammer yo hammer and the rest can go and play U can't touch this (oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) (x2) U can't touch this (oh-oh oh-oh-oh) Yeah u can't touch this I told you u can't touch this (oh-oh oh-oh-oh) Too hype can't touch this Get me outta here u can't touch this (Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)

valeria-hammertime

http://www.reddit.com/r/nfl/comments/zk3g3/nfl_team_flags_do_you_like_your_teams_flag/c65c1zo Ugh. Bills flag is like a mix of nyan cat and powerpuff girls. WTF.

billsflag

This is why girls get drawn-sex.com accounts

drawnsex4

A girl can't control herself any longer, she shakes her body and does the conga.

justdancegirl

<3 to my love

Breakfastgirl

At the end of the latest episode of Win, Lose or Drone, er, I mean No Agenda, John C. Dvorak talked about buying a pig from an auction from an 11-year-old Future Farmers of America girl and having it butchered (much to the tear-ridden sadness of the poor girl) and about a Drone Convention in Las Vegas, NV. In The Morning Fellow Human Resources!

eatingpigsfrombrokenheartedgirls

Arnold once said: You should not drink and bake.

youshouldnotdrinkandbake

This girl says it best when she says nothing at all, which she can't.

whenyousaynothingatall

Arnold lost his sweetheart.

KidnappingArnold

My manager made the next schedule. Then he walked away!

deadbeatrxm

When ripping off skin and non contact butt sex is over and done with, its time for this carnie's real job. To turn the carousel around for all the good little boys and girls.

PHeadsNewDayJob

Arnold from Hey Arnold dances like a crazy person to Mother's Little Helper by the Rolling Stones.

whatadragfootballhead

Door Lookers™

doorlookers

I'd love to show you my Homer Simpson pussy ;-) Hope you liked it as well as I do, thus joining the team of Homersexual people ;-)

homervagina

closed door

Closedthedoor

A chilling exploration into the minds of the modern programmer.

notyourbirthdaytoy

In 2009. WWE worked a storyline in which Randy Orton punted Vince McMahon in the head as Vince was trying to fire him. The next week, as Orton "apologized" to Mr. McMahon and the McMahon family, Orton revealed that he was suffering from a mental disorder known as Intermittent Explosive Disorder, and claimed that 16 million Americans suffer from it yearly. Lo and Behold, on the July 8, 2012 episode of No Agenda, hosts Adam Curry and John C. Dvorak discussed this disorder as part of the fourth edition of the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders, a.k.a. DSM IV, and the treatments for it, including various Big Pharma drugs that are designed to treat mental disorders. As the first thing I thought of when Adam and John began to discuss IED on No Agenda was Orton's IED storyline, I decided to mash up Orton's IED storyline with Adam and John's discussion of IED. BTW, I think IED is a phony disease just invented to sell more drugs and make drug companies and corrupt doctors rich. Enjoy!

ied

Had to base a YTMND on the word 'heat,' per professor instruction. I didn't know anything about Miami, so this was the next best thing.

sheepheat

Rolo Tony Brown Town, Check Yourself Right At The Door.

dumbfuckjordan

Journey into your inner peaceful place as the video tame console takes us into the past, when you were younger and full of curiosity at the unknown world. From your bedroom window, you gaze through the silky curtain and spot something glimmering in the purple night. What are these beautiful lights? Are they wishes coming true? As you slowly drift to sleep, you dream of flying amongst these twinkling wishes, touching the joy and happiness that each will bring to those that wish upon them. When you wake the next morning, you may be safe in your warm bed, but you happen to notice the shine of stardust on your fingertips...

TRANQUILItmndYouthfulDream

I HAD FUN ONCE. AND THEN ANIME ARCADE STICK SKULL GIRLS FAPPING HARDON FOR POISON KILLED ALL OF IT.

gjfriskySEEWHATYOUDID

I actually used a clip of this song in this YTMND (http://mariogolddigger2.ytmnd.com/) over a year ago, so I thought I would make this the next song on [i]The YTMND Bailout Volume 1[/i]. EPMD has always been one of my favorite rap duos, and I've enjoyed almost everything they've put out ever since 1988 (aside from the lackluster 1999 album [i]Out of Business[/i], though the special edition's Greatest Hits CD was cool). Enjoy, and please remember to buy at iTunes or Amazon.com if you like!

epmdgolddigger

I convinced him i was an (underage) girl who was interested in him, This was the result.

demoniclemonlol

Rocky Meowboa in training for his next big fight.

rockymeowboa

heffer's mom is super horney

virginiahorneyyy

First part of an ongoing series. I'll bring out the next episode whenever I goddamn feel like it. and my nose was stuffy when i did this so I'm glad I got the pitch I did on marty's voice. Could be higher though, but the air quality is what it is here, so yeah.. deal with it.

Gaytothefuture

She reviews beer. And is kind of pretty.

beerchickfacial