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Chad's World Episode 1

chadsworld

He's got the whole world in his hands

kitkatworld

This is reality.

unworldly

when the doctor visits the set of "honey we shrunk ourselves" on his "tour de 1997" he gets more than he bargained for! turns out the shrink ray was almost real! the doctor thought something suspicious was going on so he hid behind a plant until nightfall and then went to do some snooping around. he heard someone tinkering around in the backstage area it was rick morantis! he was pouring into the prop shrink ray some kind of clear blue liquid he was startled. who the hell are you he demanded. oh me well i'm the doctor he said all sly and shit. what are you doing with there? this is just ordinary window cleaner said rick. BULLSHIT i know depropifying fluid when i see it. you're gonna make that shrink ray REAL. WHY??? So I can shrink my humungous penis down to a normal size, said rink. I'm starting to get typecast. But your huge penis saves the planet in about 200 years, said the doctor. Once you finally except your penis for WHO YOU ARE you begin to make plastic molds of it around the world. then when the aliens come to destroy they can see all the giant dildos from OUTER SPACE and return home to figure out how to fight them. but they never make it home because they forgot to fuel up when they had the chance. rick says ok so why don't i just shrink my cock and then make huge dildos anyway? It doesn't work like that screamed the doctor! it's only in the honor of a LEGEND that they will wield their dildos so ferociously. so anyway they go back and fourth like this for a while but eventually he agrees not to shrink the dink. However he does notice a tiny piece of coconut on his upper lip and screams YOU STOLE MY MOUNDS BAR and turns the shrink ray on him and then pretends to go on a tour of the wheaties factory and drops him in a box marked "WHEATIES" iTHINK he explains all this to the guy having breakfast and they sort the whole thing out.

rpg

Now, whenever I hear the word "Titan", I can't help but think of Attack on Titan.

rememberattacktitan

I'm awake and up at 7am on a saturday. happy 100th birthday to me! Have ya seen how expensive everything is now? And the politics! They just don't make flying cars like they used to. I remember when Apple-Subaru made a gene swapping mind-hoarder sedan for under 5.99999 Earth Coins. It could retrieve the memory of where you were going and doing before the Ultra-Police got clearance to cease fire and extract you from your safety canister! And didn't even download the newest crippling software update till after you came to a complete stop. Bah I forget. how many earth coins for a gallon of milk? or is that illegal now. i heard cows got the right to vote or something. And got granted "endagered species" status! So they actually vote first. You don't know humility till you have to wait at the back of the line in the county free speech zone for a voting kiosk after thirty head of Holstein. I know. I know that makes me sound like a biggot nowadays, but that's what we used to call 'em and it just sticks with ya. Society will be more fair for the cows once all us centenarians die off. And good luck getting your death permit on time! It was nice to see the word "shazbot" finally recognized as an Official Offensive Term by the Bureau of Alcohol, Milkweed and Assault-Words though Ok this somehow went from asinine to "oh shit, they're gonna take it all when I die if I don't get that damn permit" real fast No biggies. We'll hear the Jingle of the Pharmacy truck bells coming down the street in no time and shamble out to meet Doctor Driver. He'll lean down and drop us a wry wink with his flashy smile and might just have us a spare ice-cold selective memory deleting suppository in one of his famous "spare" envelopes. That driver... he's going places!

futurepharmacy

To pursuade the prince, shiva took on his many armed form and spoke with power

shivagodofdeath

Sooge is the best warlock on the Shu'Halo realm on World of Warcraft.

soogelock

Welcome to the world of feline aids

eatehkitty

For some reason the song clip came to mind for opera. It actually is sampling musicals. YTMND, a wonder of all the world. The rest just sort of fell together.

wonder-of-all-the-world

News of the world

crimea

The world of teeth

worldofteeth

This would have made more sense in 2004...

charade

Vote 5, please.

giantweta

You know you heard it too.

KITTCOMET

T5 is the fifth Terminator movie by James Carmen

apple-lion-says

Jedah Dohma is seeking for revenge while hearing the word "nigger". He will soon team up with his new friendgirl Pilleater.

thejedahnowdog

What is he waiting for?

hardformetosayimsorry

cant tell him nothing

dazim

Approved by the King!

thesecretworldgovernment

How the world will be enslaved.

obeythedoge

This dog can't help but break it down when he hears What the Fox Say?

Dogfavoritesong

"If I was in World War II, they'd call me 'Spitfire.'"—Ms. Britney Spears

britfire

Vossey's wonderful world of hats

Vossey

Some tonks just want to watch the world burn.

timidtonk

I want to believe

gooncar

You were not expecting him, yet there he is. Standing so proudly... in the moonlight. He would be in bed at this late hour, but night terrors of copyright infringement have left his mind zonked and his eyes bloodshot. The moonbeams, bouncing off his furrowed brow, begin to soothe his balding melon as he shuffles along. A lone streetlight casts light upon the myriad beads of sweat which have gathered upon his world-weary dome. The light refracts through his forehead sweat, creating a heavenly rainbow, which, for but a precious moment, shines so brightly before his eyes. He is reborn. He is infinite. He is Danzig in the Moonlight.

danziginthemoonlight

U TRYNA TELL ME SOMETHIN? NU UH U CANT TELL ME NOTHIN

HACHARLES

Lil' Garden

superbasedworld

Hammer time: Cool" kids can't say it anymore because they're too busy listening to Snoop Dogg and shitty punk emo.

everytimeyouseemetheammerisjustsohype