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you can tell by the way he use his walk

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Wililam Shatner promoting Keanu Sausage on Robot Chicken. He can't start the day without awesome sausage "in [his] mouth".

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With his buddy Paco

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QF struggles to save his taco

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a guy with his Plymouth Prowler floating in space

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The funniest moment in the entirety of The Purge: Election Year.

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Barney giving some creeper what he desires Also RIP discharges.org :'(

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Mangus shoots his past

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Winnie The Pooh and his band play Island in the sun with Tigger and Piglet

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feel the weight of the ball because you're actually holding the ball.

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his upset stomach makes him twitch.

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Donald Trump says covfefe in his tweets as his reason for downfall

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Englebert Humperdink was not his birth name, he chose that.

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to play his favorite songs on

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Taste the feeling of Coca Cola

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SpaceAdventures™ - The Next Adventures™ 5 Space Rider™ Is the sequel to SpaceAdventures™ - The Next Adventures™ 4 - Stabilization™! Will the Space Rider™ find PRIDE® in his Space Bike™?

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After nearly 2 years of inactivity, Godot returns to celebrate his 10th anniversary of this fucking site to make a statement on the latest tech designed to make gullible Millennials and spoiled kids in middle class-and-up families part with their money.

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kenan's dad roger rockmore plays guitar and sings home on the range while camping with his son. from kenan and kel movie .

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This troll called Elizabeth Warren a, "fake indian," which is, ahem, kinda sorta a hate crime under US law. So, I reported him to Twitter. IDIOT. https://shiva4senate.com/ https://twitter.com/shivaforsenate Fuck off, Shiva, you bigot.

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WASHINGTON — President Trump is being “played” by Russian President Vladimir Putin, two former intelligence chiefs said on Sunday, responding to Trump’s statement that Putin “means it” when he denies the Kremlin meddled in the 2016 presidential election. In a joint appearance on CNN's State of the Union, James Clapper, the ex-director of national intelligence, and John Brennan, the former CIA director, both slammed Trump’s remarks as naïve and dangerous. “It’s either naïveté, ignorance, or fear,” Brennan said of Trump’s take on Putin and the 2016 election. “Putin is very clever,” Brennan said, and he is using Trump’s insecurity and his need for flattery to convince him that Russia’s intentions toward the United States are not malicious. Trump has since tried to clarify his remarks, made to reporters on Air Force One on Saturday during an extended trip to Asia. During that initial conversation, Trump told reporters that every time he sees Putin, "he says 'I didn’t do that' and I really believe that when he tells me that, he means it. But he says 'I didn’t do that.' I think he is very insulted by it, which is not a good thing for our country." Asked to clarify on Sunday at a Hanoi news conference, Trump said, “What I said is that I believe [Putin] believes that” Russia did not interfere. Trump offered a more ambiguous answer about whether he accepted the assessment of U.S. intelligence agencies, which concluded last year that the Russian government mounted a sophisticated campaign to sway the election. “As to whether I believe it or not,” Trump said, “I’m with our [intelligence] agencies, especially as currently constituted.” Trump added that he wants to “get along with Russia” and suggested Putin could be an important ally for the U.S. “It’s very naïve and perilous to this country to make an assumption that Russia is going to behave with the best interest of the world or the United States,” Clapper said on CNN. “They’re not.” Both Clapper and Brennan said Trump’s comments highlight his self-doubt, particularly when it comes to his victory in the 2016 election. They said Putin and other world leaders are using that to manipulate Trump. “I think it demonstrates to Putin that Donald Trump can be played,” said Brennan.

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Hi. How are you? Im doing fine thanks. In fact, i got a new dog.

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Drew pickles talks dirty while stroking his 3000 miles long cock

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It’s been a remarkable few days for a man who once accused America’s “so-called allies” Japan and South Korea of “making billions screwing us.” A man who, as recently as last year, argued that “we’re better off” if both countries protected themselves from North Korea—by acquiring their own nuclear weapons if need be—rather than freeloading off U.S. military power. A guy who said, of a potential fight between Japan and North Korea, “Good luck, folks. Enjoy yourself.” When Donald Trump wrapped up his visit to Japan earlier this week, Orville Schell, a scholar of China and its neighbors since the 1970s, marveled, “In my lifetime, I’ve not seen the U.S.-Japan alliance more highlighted, vital, and well-fortified than now.” And in a speech in Seoul on Wednesday, Trump made a thundering commitment to defend South Korea. “The Trump administration hasn’t done anything that would weaken” the U.S.-South Korean alliance, Han Sung Joo, a former South Korean foreign minister and ambassador to the United States, told me shortly before Trump’s address. “The behavior of [North Korean leader] Kim Jong Un has only made the alliance stronger and [more] necessary.”

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Look it's not that I hate YTMND or anything this website just isn't much of a very good avenue for creativity or anything in the (((current year))). People are too worried about Trump aborting their 12 year olds to make anything good and they all work at Buzzfeed or have some art degree and they're just generally all pretty gay and I don't think those people are worth associating with??? Umm, I just CAN'T adult right now please call me back tomorrow when I feel a little better I've been SOOOOO BUSY!!!! Pure pain pill and anti-depressent addictions have killed all men I know approaching middle age and everyone else has probably turned into a woman because that's cool now (changing your gender LOL bunch of fucking fags (yes fag is still fun to say (i'm not going to stop saying it))). Max if you're reading this, MAX GOLDBERG that is send me or just "slide into my DMs" :lol: and shoot me your contact info cause I know a guy that could get you a nice new condo in Jew York. FILLER----

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i can feel it i can fucking feel it

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Drew makes this noise every 30 minutes as per his mandatory orgasm

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Barney has a super suprise 4u

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Drew does the unthinkable and engages in sexual activities with his wife

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Happy Halloween to those who saw this site.

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