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we make minitmnds with only 1 image that pop up on hover http://www.dynamicdrive.com/style/csslibrary/item/css-image-gallery/ https://css-tricks.com/examples/SoundOnHover/ sites can be labelled in a separate color and two site creators will exist, that way you can make mini shitpost sites without a preloader entirely

tshaefaef

I ain't even started

themeanestpersonontheplanet

I started out with the intent to make a ytmnd about the Latin inscription above the gates of hell in the Paris catacombs, and this was the result. It went from Bart killing sideshow Bob, Tom killing Jerry, Scrappy Doo's autopsy, to "I don't Believe in You either" memes, dragons mermaids bigfoot aliens santa clause jesus ghosts mothera barney to the song by Talk Talk by the same name, to All work and no play makes Jack A dull boy.

BoysJustWantToHaveFun

Probably one of the last YTMND's to be created. We miss you 2008. The world has changed so much.

goodbye2008

Someday we will...or have we already?

ytmndisfuckingdead

Oh boy, here we go with the classic memes again.

okkoislove

Un-released song from a 9 track studio recording of Wize Guy from 2003 Original lyrics by Jason Crocker Re Dub by Rextocopula

Wizeguy

The Suck Zone Trendsetters keyboardman :goodone: We're Back...You Know it

ykwilam

Deep Silver acquired the rights to the “TimeSplitters IP,” it announced on Wednesday. “It is with great pleasure that we today announce the acquisition of the cherished video games series ‘TimeSplitters’ and ‘Second Sight,’ the publisher said on Twitter. “Full details will be revealed in due course.”

timesplitters

They're faintly bouncing around the room.

tlj

they're Animaniacs and Frankie say Relax, their genes have been spliced

animaniacsrelax

ytmnd isnt racist and lets you upload wahtever heres a permanent copy of this art.

reupload

we are the keyboard cowboys!

keyboardcowboystorm

There's a counter on this ball!

skipitskipit

I will never feel abandoned so long as I have this one unread message in my You're The Man Now, Dog inbox. #Blessed

youwillalwaysbeinmyheart

Well, i have a feeling it's gonna be a long time before this update finnishes. '-.-

eltonwindows

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beingswornintotestifyatyourownmurdertrial

At least we have some stories we can tell.

maxdidhisbest

The Simpsons

wegotbeets

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privacypolicy

they're cute.

heyduggee

I think I'm gonna hurl

gonnahurl

So recently, max went online (for some reason) and started a cleanup. All of the users and sites in the deletion queue were deleted (as always,) but that wasn't all. Those users who would spam those elephant feces sites are banned, as well as many others. In total, as far as I know, five people were hit. AngryNerd, who started Dried Poop Crust, Raw Eggs, and Mechanical Weiner was banned, as well as all of the accounts from JungleExplorer, meaning that JungleExplorer, MotherfuckerMike, and the other alts are gone. Note that the original creator of the fad, Cinemassacre, wasn't hit. Personally, I think that AngryNerd could've been spared, as he at least has some interesting sites, but the banning of the rest was definitely justified. Then, Toshiba's account is also gone. If you don't know, Toshiba was a user who was VERY anti-elephant feces. Yet... He still got hit. Maybe Toshiba was just a troll created by JungleExplorer? It would explain why, despite supposedly hating elephant feces, he never once downvoted any of their sites. In fact, he never voted on ANY site. Maybe it just has to do with the fact that he was practically begging for sponsorships on his sites? He ended up actually never getting a sponsorship, but who knows. Lastly, Redblade7 was banned for "terrorism". Then there's MyPostingPlace, aka Santa-Bot, who also is gone. The thing is... I think that it was voluntary? There is this thing in the chat where "Ruby" says that sacrificing their account is worth it if others get banned. I think that's MPP? Or maybe the account was down for posting NSFW images in the preview? I dunno. (chat thing is here https://image.ibb.co/dhR33y/Screen_shot_2018_05_14_at_10_58_22_PM.png) If any other users got hit, please comment detailing who and possibly why.

elephant-is-down

We made world history guys!

significant

LONDON (Reuters) - Oil prices steadied below 3-1/2 year highs on Monday as resistance emerged in Europe and Asia to U.S. sanctions against major crude exporter Iran, while rising U.S. drilling pointed to higher North American production. Brent crude LCOc1 was up 15 cents at $77.27 a barrel by 1130 GMT. U.S. light crude oil was up 5 cents at $70.75. Both oil futures contracts hit their highest since November 2014 last week at $78 and $71.89 a barrel respectively as markets anticipated a sharp fall in Iranian crude supply once U.S. sanctions bite later this year. It is unclear how hard U.S. sanctions will hit Iran’s oil industry. A lot will depend on how other major oil consumers respond to Washington’s action against Tehran, which will take effect in November. China, France, Russia, Britain, Germany and Iran all remain in the nuclear accord that placed controls on Iran’s nuclear programme and led to a relaxation of economic sanctions against Iran and companies doing business there. Some oil analysts have said they expect Iranian crude exports to fall by as little as 200,000 barrels per day (bpd), while others put the figure closer to 1 million bpd. Michael Wittner, analyst at Societe Generale, forecasts U.S. sanctions will remove 400,000-500,000 bpd of Iranian crude from the global oil market. “In 2012 the reduction in Iranian crude production and exports was around 1 million bpd,” Wittner said. “This time around, we expect much less of an impact.” Greg McKenna, chief market strategist at futures brokerage AxiTrader, says it is still “far from certain” that sanctions “will bite in the way intended”. “Germany has said it will protect its companies from U.S. sanctions, Iran has said French oil giant Total (TOTF.PA) has yet to pull out of its fields and all the while it seems the Chinese are ready to fill the void created by the U.S.” The surge in oil prices comes at a time of tight supply amid record Asian demand and voluntary output restraint by the Organization of the Petroleum Exporting Countries and non-OPEC producers including Russia. On Monday, however, markets were held in check by news of a rise in U.S. drilling for new oil production. U.S. drillers added 10 oil rigs in the week to May 11, bringing the total to 844, the highest level since March 2015, energy services firm Baker Hughes said on Friday. “Soaring U.S. shale output will continue to put a cap on prices,” said Hussein Sayed, chief market strategist at futures brokerage FXTM.

oilsteady

The kids call them memes. We call them fads.

psameme

what happens when you're too hungry for just a baker's dozen cupcakes

sequenceA250178

CAPE CANAVERAL, Fla. (Reuters) - An updated version of the SpaceX Falcon 9 rocket, tailored for eventual crewed missions for NASA, made its debut launch on Friday from Florida’s Cape Canaveral carrying a communications satellite for Bangladesh into orbit. The newly minted Block-5 edition of the Falcon 9 - equipped with about 100 upgrades for greater power, safety and reusability than its Block-4 predecessor - lifted off at 4:14 p.m. EDT (2014 GMT) from the Kennedy Space Center. Minutes later, the rocket’s main-stage booster flew itself back to Earth to achieve a safe return landing on an unmanned platform vessel floating in the Pacific Ocean. The recoverable Block-5 booster is designed to be reused at least 10 times with minimal refurbishment between flights, allowing more frequent launches at lower cost - a key to the SpaceX business model. Enhanced rocket reusability also is a core tenet of SpaceX owner and billionaire entrepreneur Elon Musk’s broader objectives of making space travel commonplace and ultimately sending humans to Mars. SpaceX has safely return-landed 24 of its boosters and reflown 11 of them. Friday’s flight marked the ninth SpaceX launch so far this year, compared to five orbital-class missions the company had logged at the same point in 2017, according to Musk. It came a day after the original launch countdown was halted one minute before blastoff time due to a technical problem detected by the rocket’s onboard computers. Friday’s second attempt by SpaceX, formally known as Space Exploration Technologies, appeared to have gone off without a hitch. The rocket’s payload, the Bangladeshi government’s first communications satellite, Bangabandhu-1, was placed into Earth orbit at 4:47 p.m. EDT, just 33 minutes after launch, according to SpaceX. The achievement was hailed by Bangladesh Prime Minister Sheikh Hasina in a livestream appearance from her country’s capital, Dhaka. “Today is a very delightful and glorious day for our motherland, Bangladesh, and Bangalee nation,” she said. “With launching of Bangabandhu Satellite-1, we are hoisting our national flag in the space.” The Block-5 also marks another milestone for Musk’s California-based company. It is expected to be the first SpaceX vehicle to satisfy NASA’s standards for its Commercial Crew Program to carry agency astronauts to the International Space Station. NASA requires seven successful flights before the new rocket receives final certification for a manned mission. Besides missions to the space station, the new rocket will be used to launch U.S. Air Force global positioning satellites and other high-value, military and national security payloads. Block-5 marks the final version of the Falcon 9 lineup before SpaceX introduces its super heavy-lift launch vehicle, dubbed the Big Falcon Rocket, or BFR, which will be designed to send manned missions to Mars. SpaceX is one of two private companies hired by NASA to ferry astronaut crews to the space station. The other is Boeing Co.

spacex

We knew it all along...

trumptruth

WASHINGTON — President Trump, exulting in the release of three Americans from prison in North Korea, confirmed Thursday that he would meet Kim Jong-un, the North’s leader, in Singapore on June 12, setting the date for a once unimaginable encounter. The choice of Singapore, a tidy, prosperous city-state with ties to both the United States and North Korea, is a small victory for Mr. Trump’s advisers, who talked him out of meeting Mr. Kim in the Demilitarized Zone between North and South Korea — a far more symbolic, but politically problematic, location. “We will both try to make it a very special moment for World Peace!” Mr. Trump said in a midmorning post on Twitter, hours after he traveled in the middle of the night to Joint Base Andrews near Washington to greet the three men: Kim Dong-chul, Tony Kim and Kim Hak-song. North Korea’s release of the Americans lifted a major obstacle to the summit meeting. Secretary of State Mike Pompeo, who has taken charge of the diplomatic opening to the North, finalized its date and location during a 90-minute meeting with Kim Jong-un in Pyongyang, the north’s capital. Afterward, Mr. Pompeo left with the detainees on his plane. For Mr. Trump, basking in the glow of floodlights and TV cameras, it was a jubilant moment as he descended the steps of the aircraft with the three Americans, who flashed peace signs. But he acknowledged that the most difficult phase of the negotiations — persuading North Korea to surrender its nuclear weapons arsenal — lies ahead. “We’re starting off on a new footing,” he said. “I think he did this because I really think he wants to do something and bring that country into the real world.” As the two sides discussed potential meeting sites — the United States, South Korea, Mongolia, Vietnam and even a Navy warship anchored in the Pacific — they balanced political issues with practical considerations, like whether Mr. Kim could fly long distances on North Korea’s rickety aircraft. Last week, Mr. Trump expressed his preference for the Demilitarized Zone, saying that if the talks were successful, “there’s a great celebration to be had on the site.” He was clearly beguiled by the meeting of Mr. Kim and President Moon Jae-in of South Korea, which was replete with the images of two long-estranged neighbors making peace. But that symbolism troubled some officials, who argued that the Demilitarized Zone, because of its connection to the Korean War, would put a greater spotlight on the prospects for peace on the Korean Peninsula than on ridding the North of its nuclear weapons. They also worried about the optics of Mr. Trump traveling to Mr. Kim’s doorstep. EDITORS’ PICKS On Social Media’s Fringes, Extremism Targets Women A Simple Way to Improve a Billion Lives: Eyeglasses An Orchestra Adopts a City, One Kid at Time Singapore, by contrast, is neutral ground, nearly 3,000 miles from Pyongyang, and not a treaty ally of the United States, like South Korea, Japan or the Philippines. Both countries have embassies there, United States Navy warships call at Singapore’s port and North Korea has operated trading companies there, though they have been shut down because of sanctions against Pyongyang. “North Korea will have a comfort level there that they just don’t have in other countries,” said Franklin L. Lavin, who served as the American ambassador to Singapore under President George W. Bush. A large C.I.A. station is also in Singapore, another former official said, and American spies meet regularly with their North Korean counterparts as part of an intelligence channel between the two countries.

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