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It was sloppy joe night and someone called the police to report a murder.

sloppyjoenight

I am gay

penisfluid

Waiting in the prospective jury pool took 5 hours cause someone in Canada wasn't called and it's for people u don't know

theywon

Tis better to have been young and grown, than never to have been young at all. Tis better to have loved and lost, than never to have loved at all. What once was will always be there.

whatoncewas

Someone who is not Takeshi Kaga biting into a green apple in a very enthusiastic manner. For the idiots, this is a parody of: http://takeshikaga.ytmnd.com/ Thanks go to NeoMatrixClt and cyanidebreathmint for their patience and help

ptkfgsbellpeppers

Marv and Harry go on a whimsical adventure in rural Michigan

marvsound

we fly high, no lie, you know this, BALLIN ballin right Sup bitches. SUP BITCHES. It’s Chad Warden here. Aight, I’m talking bout that, PS Triple. The PS Triple I ain’t talking bout that wii. That wii? Shiiiit. Shit people p-people be talkin’ bout how it was all, new, and shit, but you know what I’m tryin to say? I’m tryin to say, is that…c’mon know, wii? C’mon, that c-that lil’ controller baby that looks like a dildo. Aight, I ain’t trying to play my games, with no Dil. Do. Aight, maybe if the game is like, y’know, Warioware, shove-it-up-yo-own-ass game, yeah I dunno, I dunno if there’s any minigames where you know, you have to shove it up yo ass. But…c’mon now, the wii? People trying to say that the, the PS3 copied the wii with a motion sen-uh…I don’ give a fuck. Shit, shit the wii, you know what they should copy? They should copy how to get good games. They should copy how to get good games from the PS3. Heh errybody knows, is that PS3 make the best games, knaw I mean nigga? I mean, c’mon, you got lil’ games I mean you got wii what, what you got, Legend of Zelda where you walk around with a lil’ bitch, and his lil’ bitch-ass sword, and lil’ shield, and he’s goin “HEH! HEH! HEH!” C’mon, who wants to play that shit? I needa shoot some niggas. Wh-pow, pow Nintendo, ah, and then you talk about Nintendo isn’t copying anything and how Sony is copying everything, and that’s just bullshit, that bullshit…shit s-saying Final Fantasy was on Nintendo before Sony, have you played the PS1? Nigga, nigga the PS1 got Final Fantasy 7, shit, Nintendo trying to copy that shit, they know that they can’t compete if they don’t have Final Fantasy. Nig, I don’t even care if any other systems get Final Fantasy, Final Fantasy sucks ass now. Ooo, look at Final Fantasy 12, y’know where you’re runnin’ around with a lil’ girl and shit. Fuck everybody knows that girls can’t do shit other than suck dick. So, what I’m really tryin’ to say, is that, Sony…Sony’s the bomb, nigga. That’s true shit, Sony is true shit. we fly high, no lie, you know this, BALLIN ballin right

cwizzy

max needs to be gotten his attention so he will fix this. So keep this site upvoted on the top every day until I remake it once a week or whatever it stays on there now until he fixes it and so also it gives people attention to the issue so they know how to fix it

ytmnsfwmaxfixthisshit

The climactic scene where C-Wizzy finally becomes ABAP and destroys M6 for good (at least until the sequels, which I probably won't make ABAPtrix parodies of). BTW, in case you''ve never seen the original M6 video, here it is for context: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9KrdyIDoF_0

heisabap

This show is underrated and what you say will never change that.

badasswayne

Not the funniest Nickelodeon cartoon, but this line was gold and deserves to be immortalized YTMND style

deadpeoplewantyou

Plur life. Cringe culture is dead. Getbased be erased

Littlekandiraver

When the buds hanged out and enjoyed all night gaming, where there was no online purchase buds, coming over to hang out @the Last Blockbuster (movie) @The Worlds Last Blockbuster

GoodOldDaze

Original photo and tune. I don't have a lot of "classic" ideas for sites anymore so I might just do stuff like this instead.

dustanddawn

Ten years after their Jetta went to the big junkyard in the sky, it is joined by Felipe and Ali's 2020 Jeep Wrangler.

ripjeep

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Coupontive

(𝗔𝗿𝗲 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗧𝗮𝗸𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗔) ☔ Raincheck my 🐓 Cock-A-Doodle-Do 🥵 Space Country Trap by Jade Ann Byrne - Set to Rock the 🌎 World! 🚀🪕🎶 🏞️ 🎸 🌧️ 🌍 🌟 🚀 🔊 Trekking through rustic realms, Jade Ann Byrne enchants with her spellbinding melodies. Emerging from humble countryside roots, her music encapsulates nature's raw allure and heartfelt sagas echoing through the hills. With each guitar strum and every lyrical note, she spirits listeners away to a realm where time slows, and modern worries dissipate. Fueled by the sights and sounds of her surroundings, Jade Ann Byrne weaves a sonic tapestry that entrances the soul. Her harmonies, like gentle raindrops quenching parched soil, nourish the spirit and evoke tranquility. Immersing in her songs resembles a rejuvenating stroll through lush meadows, where air's crisp, fragrant, and nature's symphony reigns supreme. Yet, Jade Ann Byrne's music isn't merely a tranquil escape. It pulsates with country rock's vibrant energy, laced with a dash of enchantment that sets her apart. Her potent vocals resonate with emotions, delivering lyrics that speak to love, loss, and everyday life's trials and triumphs. From toe-tapping anthems that beckon you to dance, to soul-stirring ballads drawing tears, her performances leave indelible imprints on hearts. Ascending the musical echelons, Jade Ann Byrne readies to storm the global stage. As her melodies traverse borders, cultures, and languages, she unites through music's universal tongue. So, grab your passport, fasten your seatbelt, for Jade Ann Byrne is embarking on a musical odyssey that'll leave you breathless, yearning for more. 🌟🎸🔊🌍 🎼 🎵🎵 🎶🎵 🎶 🎵 🎶🎵 🎶🎵 🎶🎵 🎶🎵 🎶 🎶 🎶🎵 🎶 🎶🎵 🎶🎵 🎶🎵 🎶🎵 🎶🎵🎶🎵 🎶🎵 🎶🎵🎶🎵 🎶🎵🎶 🎶🎵 🎶 Is this a MEME??? 🤔😄

EatMyCakeRecordsTheHomeofSpaceCountryTrap

https://wrmilegends.com/ DJ Dave Mason playing all the AM Gold and classic rock you hear everywhere else in most FM and AM markets.

wrmistinkingupshortwave

Lisanna is crying cuz she cannot stand the filthiness and stench of India! No offensive Hindi people.

CryingLisanna

I dislike Univision for hating Trump! Most of the Univision crew trashes Trump and worships Biden! That includes, Jessica "Jessi Valeri" Rodríguez!

JessicaRodriguez

And overheating oops!

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The epic fight between C-Wizzy and Agent M6

mrwarden

Biden has done enough damage to our nation, and I HAD IT WITH HIM! IMPEACH BIDEN AND BRING BACK TRUMP! TRUMP 2024! MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN! LET'S GO BRANDON! FUCK JOE BIDEN! FJB!

FuckJoeBiden

A poor lil mage died to worgens in duskwood :'(

aoeworgendied

hello, i'm new to this site and here's my ytmnd

helloeverybody

People Like Us, we've gotta stick together Keep your head up, nothing lasts forever Here's to the damned to the lost and forgotten It's hard to get high when you're living on the bottom Oh, woah-oh-oh, woah-oh We are all misfits living in a world on fire Oh, woah-oh-oh, woah-oh Sing it for the People Like Us, the People Like Us This song SUCKS!

PeopleLikeUsKellyClarkson

At an abandoned PSTriple, a police squad corners dat Asian Bitch, who overpowers them with BALLIN abilities. She flees, pursued by the police and a group of suited Fanboys capable of similar superhuman feats. She answers a ringing public PSTriple and vanishes. HD Gamer Chad Warden, known by his HAEH-cking alias "C-Wizzy", is puzzled by repeated online encounters with the phrase "the Xbox". Asian Bitch contacts him and tells him a man named Anthony has the answers C-Wizzy seeks. A team of Fanboys and police, led by M6, arrives at C-Wizzy's Caddy in search of him. Though Anthony attempts to guide C-Wizzy to safety, Chad Daddy surrenders rather than risk a dangerous escape. The Fanboys offer to erase Chad's criminal record in exchange for his help with locating Anthony, who they claim is mad gay. When C-Wizzy refuses to cooperate, they fuse his dick shut, pin him down, and implant a gay dildo in his ass. Chad wakes up from what he believes to be a nightmare. Soon after, Chad is taken by Asian Bitch to meet Anthony, and she removes the dildo from Chad. Anthony offers Chad a choice between two pills: red to reveal the truth about the Xbox, or blue to make Chad forget everything and return to his former life. Chad takes the red pill, and his reality begins to distort, awakening in a cum-filled pod among countless other pods, containing other Sony fans. He is then brought aboard Anthony's flying Caddy, the Tampa Flo-Day. As Chad recuperates from a lifetime of physical inactivity in the pod, Anthony explains the situation: In the early 21st century, a war broke out between Sony and Microsoft Fanboys. After Sony blocked the Fanboys' access to ABAP energy, the Xbox Fans responded by enslaving Sony fans and harvesting their BALLIN power while keeping their minds pacified in the Xbox, a shared simulated reality modeled on the world as it was in 2006. In the years following, the remaining free Sony fans took refuge in the underground city of H-Town. Anthony and his crew are a group of rebels who hack into the Xbox to "unplug" enslaved Sony fans and recruit them; their understanding of the Xbox's simulated nature allows them to bend its physical laws. Anthony warns Chad that death within the Xbox kills the physical body too and explains that the Fanboys are mad gay, while Nintendo fans called Wiis eliminate rebels in the real world. Chad's prowess during virtual training cements Anthony's belief that Chad is "ABAP", a Sony fan prophesied to free Sony kind. The group enters the Xbox to visit Nick Bass, a prophet-like Nintendo Fanboy who predicted that ABAP would emerge. He implies to Chad that he is not ABAP and warns that he will have to choose between Anthony's life and his own. Before they can leave the Xbox, Fanboys and police ambush the group, tipped off by elchivofr, a disgruntled crew member who has betrayed Anthony in exchange for a deal to be plugged back into the Xbox to live a gay life. To buy time for the others, Anthony fights M6 and is captured. Elchivofr exits the Xbox and murders the other crew members as they lie unconscious. Before elchivofr can kill Chad and Dat Asian Bitch, crew member Volcop13 regains consciousness and kills him before pulling Chad and Asian Bitch from the Xbox. The Fanboys interrogate Anthony to learn his access codes to the PSTriple in H-Town, which would allow them to destroy it. Chad resolves to return to the Xbox to rescue Anthony, as Nick Bass prophesied; Asian Bitch insists she accompany him. While rescuing Anthony, Chad gains confidence in his abilities, performing feats comparable to those of the Fanboys.

thexbox

Stairway to Heaven by Led Zeppelin, but it is a lot scarier. Audio is reversed and it lowers pitch every image, the images gets scarier as the audio becomes lower.

Stairway2Helll

This is Melanie Daisy Sandra Parker (Age 21), and she is a fictional character from Plotagon. But gosh, ain't she just FREAKIN' HOT?!

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