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Our God is an awesome God he reigns from heaven above.

Godisgreat

The flight of an eagle

Isntnaturebeautiful

Leo, Harry Potter, and Neo along with dancing cats high on catnip are happily walking away from an explosion

happyandfreejustwalkaway

A brief history of time.

acidtrip2001

DarthWang, FINALLY photographed, after eluding YTMND users for so many years, we finally catch an accurate glimpse of him in his Connecticut home during St. Patricks Day!

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An old YouTube classic. All credit for content goes to its respective owners.

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DAVE IS AN UNRELIABLE SOURCE OF INFORMATION

DaveAdvisory

Mleep sends an order to Baron Lasers for some much needed upgrades!

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Another single for an upcoming collaboration EP with Star Man and Cloud Man titled "The Star, the Cloud, and the Moon." Expect it this October!

twentyfirstcenturywhitemoonman

I made this site as kind of a tribute to TwistedBarney, an old pal of mine, Mr. Lurg's and Retard's

TheReturnofNEDM

Birthday Invitation

GregsBday

Set in H-town, the movie follows a PS3 Fanboy named Chad Warden (A.K.A. "C-Wizzy"), who has dreams of becoming a great Fanboy like his idol Tupac. His master (Jim Jones) explains that he has touched the final level of PSTriple fanboy accomplishment known as "The Last Faggot". Gay niggaz who reach this final level are said to be able to concentrate such HOMO energy into their hands that they begin to glow. Only a true PSTriple master would be able to exhibit "Deal-Dough" over his entire body. Chad doesn't fully understand and, in possession of a medal supposedly belonging to Tupac, Chad embarks upon a journey to find Master 50 Cent, whom his master claims can help Chad unlock the power of "Deal-Dough". A fag hater, PSA Guy (played by himself) (A.K.A "The FAGGOT!!! Guy") sees Chad as the only obstacle to ridding the world of HOMOs. Chad refuses to fight him and a furious PSA Guy vows that he will defeat Chad. PSA Guy and his gang later break in and assault one of the students at Chad's HD Gaymes school, Anthony Perez (also played by himself), demanding that Chad bow before PSA Guy. Finally, PSA Guy and his gang attempt to send a message to Chad by destroying the Warden family P1ZZ4 restaurant. Meanwhile, Nintendo fanboy Nick Bass (Again, played by himself) sends his men to kidnap that Asian bitch from Chad's sushi video in the hopes of getting his Wii featured on her Youtube channel. The kidnap attempt is thwarted by Chad who easily fends off the thugs. He loses his medal during the struggle, which the Asian bitch recovers. Later, Chad witnesses Asian Bitch being kidnapped by Bass' brutish henchman M6. A clue left behind reveals that the kidnappers work for Nick Daddy. Asian bitch refuses to promote the Wii on her program, but as Bass' men prepare to coerce her by force, Chad suddenly bursts into the room and rescues dat Asian bitch once again. Back at her apartment, Asian bitch gratefully returns Chad's medal. Consumed with vengeance, Nick Bass hires PSA Guy to defeat Chad and takes control of the Youtube studio, capturing Asian bitch and this one lil' fat bitch, who has snuck in hoping to woo dat Asian bitch. Posing as a P1ZZ4 GUY, Chad manages to infiltrate the assumed lair of Master 50 Cent within a dro factory, but is shocked to discover that the "Master" ain't ballin. Chad consults his former master for answers, but his master suggests that Chad has known the answers all along. Not wanting anyone to get hurt in the process of achieving its stardom, the Wii leaves Nick Bass and asks Anthony to warn Chad about his plan. As Chad returns to H-town, he is ambushed by an army of gay niggaz hired by Bass. Chad's students, led by Anthony, charge into the Caddy to even the odds. Using Asian bitch as bait, Nick lures Chad to a poor, bitch-ass cardboard box where he finally faces off against PSA Guy. PSA Guy reveals his ability to use "Deal-Dough", his hands pulsating with a GAY aura, and beats Chad viciously before attempting to force him to acknowledge PSA Guy as "The Master". As recent events flash before Chad's eyes, he realizes that his former Master was correct and that everything he needed to achieve the "Final Level" was within him all along. His entire body bathed in the sublime golden light of "Deal-Dough", Chad uses his new-found power to easily defeat PSA Guy. Nick Bass appears and fires a single bullet which Chad catches between his teeth before detaining Nick Bass for the police. The Asian bitch and Chad are reunited at Youtube where the two kiss.

thelastfaggot

An evening with number one

smoothriker

Magnus Rex is stranded in the middle of an electrified field of water.

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A.K.A - How to give Woman an INSTANT WOODY!

metalbeersolid

The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3 is an American animated television series based on the video game Super Mario Bros. 3. It aired on NBC with Captain N: The Game Master in a programming block titled Captain N & The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3 from September 8, 1990 through December 1, 1990. It is the second of the three TV shows based on the video game, with the others being The Super Mario Bros. Super Show and Super Mario World. Unlike its predecessor, this series has no live-action segments and features entirely new voice actors, with the exceptions of John Stocker and Harvey Atkin, who reprised their roles as Toad and King Koopa. DIC Entertainment produced this series while Nintendo provided the characters and power-ups. (Source:Wikipedia)

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The Super Mario Bros. Super Show! is an American television series based upon Nintendo's Super Mario Bros. and Super Mario Bros. 2 video games. It is the first of three TV shows based on the video game series, with the other being The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3 and Super Mario World. It was originally broadcast via first-run syndication from September 4, 1989, to December 1, 1989, with reruns continuing until September 6, 1991. The Family Channel picked up the series on September 23, 1991,[1] and aired it until August 26, 1994.[2] The show was produced by DiC Animation and was distributed by Viacom Enterprises in association with Nintendo of America, Inc.. DHX Media, the successor company of Cookie Jar Entertainment and DiC, is the current distributor. (Source:Wikipedia)

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Captain N: The Game Master is a American-Canadian joint-venture animated television series that aired on television from 1989 to 1991 as part of the Saturday morning cartoon lineup on NBC. The show is produced by DIC Entertainment and incorporated elements from many of the most popular video games of the time from the Japanese company Nintendo. There was also a comic book version by Valiant Comics, despite only featuring characters from games produced by Nintendo. The show is also part of an hour-long block in Season 2 with The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3 and with Super Mario World in Season 3 in a half-hour block. (Source: Wikipedia)

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Saturday Supercade is an animated television series produced for Saturday mornings by Ruby-Spears Productions. It ran for two seasons on CBS beginning in 1983. Each episode is composed of several shorter segments featuring video game characters from the golden age of video arcade games. The debut characters included: Frogger (from the Frogger arcade game) Donkey Kong with Mario and Pauline (from the Donkey Kong game) Donkey Kong Jr. (from the Donkey Kong Jr. game) Q*bert with Coily, Ugg, Wrongway, Slick and Sam (from the Q*bert arcade game) Pitfall Harry with his pet mountain lion Quickclaw and his niece Rhonda (unlike others, which are arcade games, this is from home console games, which are Pitfall! and Pitfall II: Lost Caverns) The cartoon was simply called Pitfall!. Pitfall and Q*bert rotated weekly while the other three were weekly. During the second season, Q*bert (now weekly) and Donkey Kong remained while the Frogger, Donkey Kong Jr. and Pitfall Harry segments were replaced by shorts featuring: Space Ace with Space Ace/Dexter (depending on his form), Kimberly, and Borf (from the Space Ace arcade game). Kangaroo with friends and the "Monkey Business Gang". (from the Kangaroo arcade game). (Source:Wikipedia)

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Inspired from an Imgur post. Didn't see why this wasn't made yet http://imgur.com/gallery/hYSLy

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We all came out to YTMND On the POLAND shoreline To make SITES IN THEIR BASEMENT We didn't have much time Lacrossestar83 and your Mothers Were at the best place around But some moon man with a kramer Burned the site to the ground JOKE on the wAAAAter, a EAR RAPE in the sky JOKE on the wAAAAter They burned down the funny site It died with an awful sound a funky LANDO was running in and out Pulling FRENEMIES out the ground When it all was over We had to find another place But POLAND time was running out It seemed that we would lose the race JOKE on the water, a fire in the sky JOKE on the water We ended up at Youre the Man Now Dog It was empty, cold and bare But with the MOON KKKrew thing just outside Making our music there With a few red BONGS, a few old beds We made a place to POOP STAINS No matter what we get out of this I know, I know we'll never forget JOKE on the wAAAAter, a EAR RAPE in the sky JOKE on the wAAAAter

tournamenting

That feeling when you win an old Klingspor type specimen book in the TypeCon Type Quiz.

carl-boogie

Chimps and Scooter grill fish on a wacky Japanese game show in order go undercover and infiltrate the Yakuza so they can make sure the annual Hot Dog Eating Contest doesn't get ruined which would really make Bob Faget angry! An angry Bob Faget would make the Olsen Twins really sad plus those Hot Dogs are full of 12 essential vitamins, fiber and gluten which every growing kid needs!

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A picture of Trent Reznor with his then fiancee (now wife) at a star trek premiere, when he puts a khan mask on her because he wants to fuck khan like an animal!

fuckkhanlikeananimal

Picard is drowning! Help! He drank too much margarita! Data is having an existential moral crisis about what it means to be human because he thought drowning was part of the human condition.

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An empty room a floating balloon

happybirthdayfloatingballoon

It's not empty, it's an aesthetic

graisonsdesk

Old man singing an old song.

maybeimamazed

Picard gets fired by the Federation and meets Q in the past causing an EPAC PARADOX Time Dilation Alternate Multiverse thingy that ends in a fucking cliffhanger until next season, and then everything all turns out OK except Data loses his Cock in the future, which is then rescued by the cast of Sliders who Quantum Leap into ...oh fuck it.....

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